Nah, it isn’t all that :-)
But then I see that the classes for which the perverati clamour for are the ones with big fireworks, lots of stuff happening, etc etc. I feel inadequate because I don’t have a demo, usually, and then I feel like people say “Well, we could listen to that girl talk for an hour or watch that other woman get fisted / whipped / strung-up-by-her-toes-and-pummeled-with-an-organic-cruelty-free-flogger / etc.”
And big events like these can be havoc on those of us who are free-agent chameleons.
This is one of those times that a Daddy & collar & leash would not be amiss.