Comments on: “The Prize for the LAMEST Booty Call I have endured goes to….” (Yes, that IS my famous rant. Srsly.) http://www.mollena.com/2008/10/the-prize-for-the-lamest-booty-call-i-have-endured-goes-to/ it ain't just the hair that's kinky Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:51:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Stella http://www.mollena.com/2008/10/the-prize-for-the-lamest-booty-call-i-have-endured-goes-to/comment-page-1/#comment-8237 Stella Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:42:50 +0000 http://www.mollena.com/?p=998#comment-8237 damn you woman...I have sprayed beer all over my coffeetable and rug and currently am trying to blow it out of my nasal passage since I just snorked a shitload of it.... damn you woman…I have sprayed beer all over my coffeetable and rug and currently am trying to blow it out of my nasal passage since I just snorked a shitload of it….

]]> By: The Best Sex Bloggers » A Hearty “Hello!” and a HNT+1 holla! http://www.mollena.com/2008/10/the-prize-for-the-lamest-booty-call-i-have-endured-goes-to/comment-page-1/#comment-1196 The Best Sex Bloggers » A Hearty “Hello!” and a HNT+1 holla! Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:50:41 +0000 http://www.mollena.com/?p=998#comment-1196 [...] I wanted to have a place where I could fly the freak flag, tell my life’s stories, gossip about pervy delectables, and rail and rant [...] [...] I wanted to have a place where I could fly the freak flag, tell my life’s stories, gossip about pervy delectables, and rail and rant [...]

]]> By: mollena http://www.mollena.com/2008/10/the-prize-for-the-lamest-booty-call-i-have-endured-goes-to/comment-page-1/#comment-1145 mollena Thu, 16 Oct 2008 10:04:09 +0000 http://www.mollena.com/?p=998#comment-1145 *Laughs* I owe you a monitor there, Earline! I totally agree, Kat: but I think this was less a cleanliness issue than a Natural-Scent-Free hippie kind of thing. The clincher is that this Master Cocksman actually had the audacity to IM me a few weeks later trying to tap that ass again! I said "No." He responded by asking why, and I said I didn't think he wanted to hear my assessment of his prowess. He asked if it was because he came too fast, and insisted that the responsibility for that was entirely mine, because I "made him come really fast." *sigh* Ignoring the vast motherlode of unwitting comedy he'd inadvertently struck, I advised that his premature performance was, actually, the saving grace-note to the whole encounter. Which sufficiently confused him, because he then simply slunk away. *Laughs* I owe you a monitor there, Earline!

I totally agree, Kat: but I think this was less a cleanliness issue than a Natural-Scent-Free hippie kind of thing.

The clincher is that this Master Cocksman actually had the audacity to IM me a few weeks later trying to tap that ass again!

I said “No.” He responded by asking why, and I said I didn’t think he wanted to hear my assessment of his prowess. He asked if it was because he came too fast, and insisted that the responsibility for that was entirely mine, because I “made him come really fast.”

*sigh*

Ignoring the vast motherlode of unwitting comedy he’d inadvertently struck, I advised that his premature performance was, actually, the saving grace-note to the whole encounter.

Which sufficiently confused him, because he then simply slunk away.

]]> By: Kat http://www.mollena.com/2008/10/the-prize-for-the-lamest-booty-call-i-have-endured-goes-to/comment-page-1/#comment-1139 Kat Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:25:44 +0000 http://www.mollena.com/?p=998#comment-1139 Dude... this is so incredibly awesome. I bow down to your wit! The boy and I had serious lulz over this. At least you got a booty call out of it from the personal trainer that was repeat worthy! You have far more patience than I, ma'am... I would have told him to go play in the pigpen. Sorry, but personal hygiene is a huge thing for me. Stinky people need not apply! <3 Kat Dude… this is so incredibly awesome. I bow down to your wit!

The boy and I had serious lulz over this. At least you got a booty call out of it from the personal trainer that was repeat worthy!

You have far more patience than I, ma’am… I would have told him to go play in the pigpen. Sorry, but personal hygiene is a huge thing for me. Stinky people need not apply!

<3

Kat

]]> By: Earline http://www.mollena.com/2008/10/the-prize-for-the-lamest-booty-call-i-have-endured-goes-to/comment-page-1/#comment-1138 Earline Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:01:43 +0000 http://www.mollena.com/?p=998#comment-1138 The silver lining to this episode, if there is one, is your take-no-prisoners, razorwire prose. Now I gotta go clean all this wine off my monitor... The silver lining to this episode, if there is one, is your take-no-prisoners, razorwire prose.

Now I gotta go clean all this wine off my monitor…

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