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July 31, 2009

Perversion has a New Look!

Filed under: Real-Honest-To-Ganesha-True-Shit. — mollena @ 4:47 pm

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Fuck…of course NOW my hyperlinks aren’t showing up as gray any more…ah, newness!

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SF’s “IRON DOM” contest is tomorrow!

Filed under: Perversions., Real-Honest-To-Ganesha-True-Shit., hilarity, kink events — mollena @ 2:35 pm

The “Iron Dom” contest has been going on for a while now, and I’ve participated in it, as either a willing “victim” or a Judge.

This time I’ll be the MC…whatever the fuck that means. I assume it means I get to talk trash, and for this I am always prepared to step up to the mike.

The premise is as follows: a top, stranded on a desert island has only the crap with which they washed ashore. (more…)

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Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-07-31

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 1:00 am

My Daily Twittascope – Your key planet Mercury could be running out of control today. It's not that your intellect … http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
Woke up a bit dehydrated…headachey…pleh. #
So has you looked at my Half Nekkid Thursday? It is full of awesome and win http://mollena.com #
My desk @ work is as much of a disaster as my desk @ home…time to pause and pickitup. #
@LadyKona We still need to plot so that I may come visit your neck of the continent….! in reply to LadyKona #
@_housekeeper I don't have pants on either! I am, however, wearing a dress so that kind of mitigates it. I do still, however, feel sexeh. in reply to _housekeeper #
Glands on the right side of my neck are a bit feisty. Loading up on C, echinacea and other shit. Dammit, NOT. Gonna. Be Sick. Nope. #
@Coffey0072 The weather here, in typical SF "summer" styleee, is clammy and damp and the mold spore count is kicking my ass, girl. in reply to Coffey0072 #
http://bit.ly/18Y2hh
Just watch out for your eyes…it'll getcha! #
Wondering if @whipartist has found this to be true… http://bit.ly/I7TFv #
Mmmm…rough trade breakfast… http://bit.ly/UMS8H #
@chasesterling I hope you have someone to give you some aftercare. Good luck! in reply to chasesterling #
Go girl go! RT @Shoshi: "Just had a heated discussion w/a rabbi about racism in Jewish community,he wants 2 have dinner 2 discuss more…." #
@Coffey0072 That is one of the few things I don't miss about NYC :-\ in reply to Coffey0072 #
@WickedGrounds Hi hi! Do you folks have a firm date yet for opening? I'm so stoked to visit in reply to WickedGrounds #
SF pervs: check out @WickedGrounds as they will be opening SFs Kinky Coffee House very soon, and that is full of win. #
Getting my giggle on at the "Fuck You, Penguin." blog http://www.fupenguin.com/ #
@heidianderson Yoooou are soooo jealouuus….. in reply to heidianderson #
@lunaraven13 You know I gots to have my soy, Mama. in reply to lunaraven13 #
RT @heidianderson: @Mollena We have kinky coffee houses too!!!! They just don't know I am getting my ass beat in their bathrooms #
@heidianderson High five baby! Keepin' it REAL. in reply to heidianderson #
@WickedGrounds Awesome!! I want to be sure to write you guys up ASAP for…um..you know. Various sites. in reply to WickedGrounds #
Baby rhino cuteness warning. http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/features/mutts/blog/rhino.jpg #
@whipartist THAT I will believe! in reply to whipartist #
Wondering if going to the @WickedGrounds opening can count as a work outing…well, hell yeah it can. #
@deviantouch I was following the wrong "You!" in reply to deviantouch #
@joqatana Yes, an outing is in order, yes indeed! in reply to joqatana #
@joqatana I know..I'm like "Wait, how do I not know her?!" If the opening is on the 4th I suggest a twitter munch…um…Twunch…? Mitter? in reply to joqatana #
@deviantouch Thank god. Because @DeviantTouch is NOT nearly as pervy as I need!!! in reply to deviantouch #
Twittering perverts! @joqatana, I think the difference is that the Twunch is for "Out" perverts. Tired of all this secrecy and anonymity. #
I know it is necessary for some, but those who CAN be out should fly the flag #
@ObamaFoodorama wait…Jamie Foxx??? in reply to ObamaFoodorama #
@MinVanLib It is my hope that the peeps who CAN be out contribute to a less hostile attitude and help those wo can't. But I'm an optimist! in reply to MinVanLib #
@ObamaFoodorama Oh! *whew* I was gonna trip my head off on that one!! in reply to ObamaFoodorama #
@MinVanLib And that pisses me off. I know "Out" parents here in the Bay Area but…it IS the Bay Area, yanno? in reply to MinVanLib #
@ObamaFoodorama OK, OK, I get it…Gates HIMSELF is not a BEJM, but his ACTIONS were that of a BEJM. Right. Clears that right up! in reply to ObamaFoodorama #
@ObamaFoodorama He says he has lost of friends of different races and isn't a racist. Wonder if he STILL has those friends. in reply to ObamaFoodorama #
RT @NYCSexBlogCal: Only 3 days left to buy your personalized calendar days & support SWA. http://bit.ly/2yPUbu 20 days still remain unsold. #
@susanmernit For whom is this Un-Conference…? It seems REALLy "Un" !!! in reply to susanmernit #
@susanmernit WHoops…never mind! I surfed to the front FRONT page and it is a wee bit clearer in reply to susanmernit #
@TracyReneeJones She should have rolled like this: http://bit.ly/12Ji53 in reply to TracyReneeJones #
@katebornstein Kick ASS!! You know how it is done in reply to katebornstein #
@miscca Have you used any Twitter adjunct sites? They get swiped from there quite often. in reply to miscca #
Just saw a photo on #FetLife that rendered me absolutely stunned. And I've seen some crazy shit in my day. #WhatHasBeenSeenCannotBeUnseen #
@phillyeboni I saw a thumbnail on my feed roll by and was all "What is thaaaa——OMG!" in reply to phillyeboni #
@astreaw May I just say: "DOOOOOOOOOOOUCHEBAAAAAAAAG!!!!!" in reply to astreaw #
FO-SHIZZ!!! http://bit.ly/12dWsy
Rafael Casal – Bay Area Slang Top 100 (The Grinch song) #
@thepixiepop since its a link to a FetLife link that is INSANELY explicit, I DMed you it. in reply to thepixiepop #
@Freakbear You noticed that huh…. in reply to Freakbear #
@K_Skye What UP, boo! in reply to K_Skye #
@thepixiepop Would you be out of commission for a few *DAYS*?? in reply to thepixiepop #
@thepixiepop OK, that makes it less intimidating. Painful, no doubt, but not as intimidating! in reply to thepixiepop #
@docstrange Done! in reply to docstrange #
@thepixiepop **snerk** in reply to thepixiepop #
@thepixiepop He looks so…poignant… in reply to thepixiepop #
@Mojo4Melo I've found the same. I think it is because I tend to attract a more relaxed type of individual in reply to Mojo4Melo #
My trip BACK to Madison WI for #MadtownKinkfest 2/19-21/10. is being arranged. Save the date, Midwesteners! #
@Hedonia LOVE. in reply to Hedonia #
@AliceSinAerie This one made my girlbits cringe. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@raging_journey1 OMG we have to make sure to get adjoining rooms dude! in reply to raging_journey1 #
@ScarletStSyr PHOTOS or it never happened!!!! in reply to ScarletStSyr #
@mdstillman I'm gonna be Princess Puffball. I insist on a warmed blanket to cover me from MSN to the car, and same from car into the hotel! in reply to mdstillman #
@raging_journey1 Are they asking you to pee on them?? in reply to raging_journey1 #
@raging_journey1 ….not that there's anything wrong with that. in reply to raging_journey1 #
Heartwarming moment @ work. Showed The Boss the Inflated Labia of Doom. "OH my GOD you perverts are fucking perverted!!" **warm smile** #
@Hedonia *sigh* Bee-yoo-ti-ful!!! in reply to Hedonia #
@troyredington I DMed you it! in reply to troyredington #
Amazing animal prosthetics! http://bit.ly/A48mZ #
http://bit.ly/3kO7Me
Yep….I still have a crush on k.d. lang #
Faux-Retro "Ghostbusters" mash-up http://bit.ly/zhUp8 #
@AliceSinAerie *BING* in reply to AliceSinAerie #
http://tinyurl.com/mcxwc7 5 year old kid playing "Folsom Prison Blues" Wow! #
@AliceSinAerie After seeing the video of the 2 Asian girls, the funnel, and a bucket of live baby eels, I doubt that would make me blink. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@zilledefeu ….get nekkid next time and make it a scene? in reply to zilledefeu #
"Weapon of Choice" ~ http://blip.fm/~aw517 if thou canst sit still during this song, indeed, thou art ded. #
Hi, @GrenzePhoto! You know who to call iffen ya ever need a fat Black fetish model ;-p #
@gamelink Oh my. in reply to gamelink #
@AliceSinAerie Funny story: I deliberately never watced it! I watched hundreds of "reaction videos" though! in reply to AliceSinAerie #
DUDE! Yeah, @Weebeasty Are you feeling it?!?? And mad ups to @Raging_Journey1 for the boob support #
@Kaoness Whatgame? Show biz? Poker? Crying? Advertising? in reply to Kaoness #
HOLY CRAP I just found my FIRST "FAVORITE SONG" *squee* I remember doing my special hairbrush dance to this song!! #
Huh. Listening to the lyrics I wonder no longer about some of my "Issues" http://tinyurl.com/6nh98l Oh Mom & Dad…. #
Sometimes all you can do is watch the building burn from across the street. #
@lunaraven13 what's this "THiS" evening crap?? in reply to lunaraven13 #
@avaamnesia **raises tha r00f** in reply to avaamnesia #
@quotidianlight Don't tell me you tempted those brothers with…..fresh produce?!?! in reply to quotidianlight #
@heidianderson Would that I could, lady. in reply to heidianderson #
@quotidianlight This has to go on "The List" of unexpected seductive props! in reply to quotidianlight #
@AliceSinAerie Total. Win. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@lunaraven13 I'm glad I missed out on the Extra Dose of Fail then…I mighta wound up talkin' with the popo for punhing someone in the throa in reply to lunaraven13 #
@vrika Hella! in reply to vrika #
@outlawdiva I think you have just hit on my stripper name. in reply to outlawdiva #
@dopegirlfresh, you're thoughtful to alert us to @reclusivebeauty's loss. My prayers are offered to you & your family that you find comfort. #
@MockngbirdGirl How is this night different from all other nights…? in reply to MockngbirdGirl #
@LScribbens Does your bring all the boys to the yard? in reply to LScribbens #
RT @sswayze Everything you can imagine is real. – Pablo Picasso via @pensbury #
@LScribbens Is "It just doesn't work for me." Considered an "argument against" ? in reply to LScribbens #
@LScribbens I'm always so baffled by people who try to pee on the feet of other people who walk differently. Isn't life short enough? in reply to LScribbens #
@lunaraven13 Rotflmao in reply to lunaraven13 #
@MockngbirdGirl Last time I read FL too long I was yelling at my monitor like a homeboy watching a horror flick! Can't stand that mess! LOL in reply to MockngbirdGirl #
@lunaraven13 Mmm…brussels sprouts…. in reply to lunaraven13 #
@lunaraven13 Now I want them and I KNOW they are out of season! in reply to lunaraven13 #
@CelticFrog that is way better! in reply to CelticFrog #
@Naunihal Friends and BBQ are basic necessities of life. in reply to Naunihal #
Because I am SO pleased with my HNT and it is almost no longer Thursday, I again squeak my delight! Peep it! http://mollena.com #
@docstrange THANK you! •beeeeeming• in reply to docstrange #
@WickedGrounds Aw shucks! Fingers crossed you can make the adjustments easily! in reply to WickedGrounds #
GO BELUGA WHALE!!! http://is.gd/1VrRA #
LOL @dominadoll! AS I WAS READING your tweet I was scratching my ankle! #MosquitoesSuck in reply to dominadoll #
@MockngbirdGirl Oy vey bebeh! What God of Small Things have you forgotten in your burnt offerings?! *snerk* in reply to MockngbirdGirl #
@WickedGrounds …so how does one volunteer to volunteer? in reply to WickedGrounds #
@SinnamonLove I'm so sorry you had to have that creepy and jacked-up moment hit you. I hope you took care of yourself afterwards. in reply to SinnamonLove #
Ya @sarahdopp Its like when people laugh in my face when I tell them I'm shy. Just because you ain't seen shy like me don't mean I ain't. in reply to sarahdopp #
@lunaraven13 Steam that shit, hand me some herbed butter and step tha fuck back 'cause I'm-a go Tasmanian Devil on the sucka! in reply to lunaraven13 #
@SinnamonLove I would totally bake you a cake with a file inside and bring it to ya! Red Velvet sound good? in reply to SinnamonLove #
Teh Kitties of the Corn turn 13 somtime around now. These irksome basturds and I have been through a lot together. I love ya. Ya shitheads. #
@MockngbirdGirl Well played! •applause• in reply to MockngbirdGirl #
@Lorika13 smarter indeed. You don't see THEM mucking about on dry land! in reply to Lorika13 #
SF Peeps & Pervs! Help get @WickedGrounds rolling! Follow them for updates on how you can help, and grand opening info! #
@JAGnLA lol you are too sweet. It was a mixed bad. I've several friends goin' THROUGH it and I'm just holding them in my prayers, you know? in reply to JAGnLA #
@mutilato Nah….just fuck around more often on Twitter ;-D in reply to mutilato #
@JAGnLA and how was your day? in reply to JAGnLA #
@SexyShida I hope you sleep well and wake up refreshed and feeling better! in reply to SexyShida #
@quotidianlight Awww yeah…. daikon, bitches!! in reply to quotidianlight #
@JAGnLA Fooligans are errywhere these days. in reply to JAGnLA #
@mutilato I would make an awful time traveler. I know just enough history to be dangerous and not enough to exploit for my own benefit. in reply to mutilato #
@KellyShibari @Freakbear To paraphrase Ani DiFranco, He is 33 types of win and then some. #
I'm sorry, @SiaLikeWhoa did you just have 'raw nuts' & 'juicy fruits' in the same post? I'm calling the Innuendo Police. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@Bextopia Bahahahah! in reply to Bextopia #
Heehee! When I was a kid, @lunaraven13, I'd pretend brussels sprouts were cabbages and I was a giant monster eating them whole! in reply to lunaraven13 #
I hereby commit to myself to always eat at least one brusssels sprout from every serving pretending I'm a giant monster eating a cabbage! #
@JAGnLA http://twitpic.com/c82×9 – Pigs will fuck you up. No doubt. #
@chasesterling I might amend your post only by adding the words "in my" somewhere in the word "cocktail" as I'm on the wagon ;-p in reply to chasesterling #
@JAGnLA Hm. Maybe they confused "pig" and "hog" and forrgot the word "hedge" and Ron Jeremy was loose on the set?? in reply to JAGnLA #
I hate to besmirch a great legacy but Paul Newman's cat fud gave on of the Kitties of teh Corn Montezuma's Revenge. And bad. #
@SiaLikeWhoa !Bustéd! in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@bailar_vivir hell yeah brussels + bacon = win! in reply to bailar_vivir #
@SiaLikeWhoa Broccoli. Trees. Rule. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@quotidianlight the only purple I remember is 'Harold and the Purple Crayon'! in reply to quotidianlight #
@lunaraven13 Girl I thought spinach was akin to algae until I was 19 because I'd never seen the shit fresh! Ah, NYC childhood! in reply to lunaraven13 #
@JAGnLA Aw poor Mr. Jeremy….reputation so sullied now! ;-D in reply to JAGnLA #
@chasesterling *shakes hand* it is a deal, madame! BTW how are those bones of yours doing? in reply to chasesterling #
@JAGnLA I've an ex who was one of those who had no Asparagus Eech Effect. He couldn't even smell it, never peed funny either. Eerie. in reply to JAGnLA #
@lunaraven13 ah yes. The motherfucking swear robot. in reply to lunaraven13 #
Wanna use the new toy but that thing's an orgasm convection oven. Leaves me crispy on the outside & moist on the inside in 4 minutes #
@broccoli_lover I am resisting the urge to make a saucy comment about 'wrapping' thinds and 'keeping them from going soft.' in reply to broccoli_lover #
@chasesterling That sucks big bloated blistered baboon booty. I'm so sorry in reply to chasesterling #
Holy shit I just replied to a … a….broccoli bot! *headdesk* #
Roomie finally out of the bathroom. I can't do it while she's in there, lest I make a loud gronking noise. Let's boogie, Acuvibe. #
Asdfghjk #
Srsly. That thing is crazy and I'm not lying. Its gonna take me another 10 minutes to…uh. to finish out the….cycle…gghhh…. #
@SiaLikeWhoa My G1 has maaaagical powers! in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@Freakbear its the Acuvibe Human Touch in reply to Freakbear #
@JAGnLA how do you think ×I× feel?? I am DONE in 2 minuted then lay there twitching like a gill-netted dolphin for 15! in reply to JAGnLA #
@notoriousflirt !!!! Now THAT made me giggle in reply to notoriousflirt #
@14cyclenotes Ambivalent…not sure how I feel about bottoming to a vibrator. in reply to 14cyclenotes #
@chasesterling Much Love: you haz it. Love, prayers and healing thoughts. in reply to chasesterling #
OK my delectable puppytoes…nightsleeptime! #

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July 30, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-07-30

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 1:00 am

My Daily Twittascope – You would rather be bouncing around and enjoying one exciting activity after another. But in… http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
Is it morning again? *yawln* the fog on the 101. Carpooling and talking about kids, pro and con. #
RT @purplehayz RT @evilgrrl: What would ethical non-monogamy look like? A portrait by Newsweek: http://networkedblogs.com/p8105240 #
@MinaMeow @MissCalico I'm thinking of a fun(ny) photo shoot perhaps…iffen I can find a photographer, and y'all are down, might can do! in reply to MinaMeow #
@mhoobler rotflmao in reply to mhoobler #
Sometimes I wish I could drop everything and run to be with someone who is hurting. I know pain makes you grow and all but. Damn. #
@Freakbear Really. in reply to Freakbear #
@Freakbear Realy about the crazy. in reply to Freakbear #
Empathy is helpful…when you can manage it. Sometimes it flattens you. #
http://bit.ly/k78Gb
People pay good money for stripper rape…what's his problem? *cough* #
http://tinyurl.com/lmugtv For those days you forget your hood…Estee Lauder's got you covered! #
Sheeit…the Osmonds is some PIMPS. http://bit.ly/jQBt2 #
Hi @sfcharanga Ain't been y'all's way in a while…perhaps this is a sign from Ganesha I need to fill my belly with you soon #
@aagblog Bad. Ass. in reply to aagblog #
One of the few things I feel confident about is my capacity to communicate. If I'm not getting through to someone…I got two choices. #
They are thick, or willfully disregarding my input. IN which case, IT IS TEETH AND CLAWS TIME!! Grr!! *srcrich scratch* #
@Teramis NOM!!! in reply to Teramis #
@Teramis …and how the hell are you, ?!? in reply to Teramis #
@astreaw RUDE!! Holy cow. in reply to astreaw #
"Try this. NO? OK, try that. Um, are you sure you are doing it right? OK….oh! Haha, look, its broken." **heasddesk** #
I'm going to smile at my navel for a bit. #
#IamBlessed to have the ears of so many with the capacity to reach back in compassion and love. #
@outlawdiva You around tonight? wanna check out some tapas over at @sfcharanga later, mayhaps? #
@outlawdiva I doubt you're THAT sorry ;-P in reply to outlawdiva #
http://bit.ly/9mhEB
Oh keerist…"jungle monkey"??? You racists have got to up your game. #
@abostick59 Then we disagree. I found it absurdly humorous that a man hires and agrees to a mock intercourse then sues the performer. in reply to abostick59 #
I can't believe a system that hasn't worked since I started this job is, as of today, actually functional. I am in shock. #
@selinafire Hello Lady Welcome back in reply to selinafire #
@abostick59 Are you comparing a drunken bachelor party to consensual BDSM? in reply to abostick59 #
@astreaw Much love to you. I hope your Jekyll is easier to live with in reply to astreaw #
@jewelgen Preach it. in reply to jewelgen #
@wendyblackheart I would advise against it. Yoga is good: lightning bolts to the dome, not so much. in reply to wendyblackheart #
New Post on The Perverted Negress! Listen to me chatting with the insanely WINtastic @JinxedKisses & @DeviantTouch http://tinyurl.com/n485rz #
@cunningminx They are…we spent twice as long again post-podcast just hanging out and shooting the breeze in reply to cunningminx #
I need to get the funk… #
Where is Doctor Booty when I need him?? @darinwilson, you need to start a blip station-o-funk. #
@bigolpoofter Whooo! Gotta jump back and gotta kiss yo' self!! in reply to bigolpoofter #
@phillyeboni I could only FIND 2 of mine…that schedule is &^%^$ insane!!! SO many classes! in reply to phillyeboni #
Fail mitigation: review copies of @TristanTaormino's new "RoughSex" DVD have arrived. #IAmBlessed #
@SinnamonLove Rough Sex I!! in reply to SinnamonLove #
Whoooooooo!! Wasabi peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas!!!!!!! #
@phillyeboni I like the idea of night classes. But that seems kinda late! I'll be curious to see how it feels! in reply to phillyeboni #
@SinnamonLove OMFG no WAY!! **Jealousy Attack** in reply to SinnamonLove #
RT @SinnamonLove @Mollena Wait until you screen Rough Sex 2 My scene was amazing I work w/Shane Diesel @Richardmanxxx & @Orpheus_Black #
I think I just imploded. SO. Awesome, @SinnamonLove!!! #
@Freakbear well played in reply to Freakbear #
@SinnamonLove Is it tough or fairly organic for you to be able to enjoy a scene when you are also performing? in reply to SinnamonLove #
Reverend Ike kicked the bucket. Wonder what his god will have to say! http://is.gd/1Tv8O #
Dammit. I didn't put my porn in a bag. The Black lady on BART with 2 pornos? That's me, folks :-\ #
http://twitpic.com/c33d0 – Looking at a "G.I. Joe:The Rise of Cobra" poster. Wondering what the fuck the sword's for when he's packing heat #
@SinnamonLove That makes sense. And it makes all the difference for me as consumer; seeing the performer enjoying themselves. in reply to SinnamonLove #
http://twitpic.com/c34py – Oh ye of droopy pants…the least you can do is hook me up with a more substantial ass to ogle! #sartorialfail #
RT @NYCSexBlogCal February and May are both sold out. Thank you everyone who purchased days and if you haven't yet http://bit.ly/2yPUbu #
I have fetishes about which I forget until I see the perfect forearms flexing in flagrant sinuosity and get all hot. #freak #
Woman on the train in front of me looks so damn much like a gelfling I can't stop staring at her. Wow. #
@PostGay Company and URL and his name plzxthxbai. in reply to PostGay #
@deviantouch so the gun AND sword is like…like…a DP?!?!? **steeples fingers evilly** Eeeeeeeeecellemt. in reply to deviantouch #
@tatsumi Now I'm totally jonesing for Dark Crystal!! in reply to tatsumi #
@CandiedYam whut whut! in reply to CandiedYam #
@patrasha Last guy I dated I use dot stare at his arms. I bought him desert once and made him eat it just to watch his arms and hands. Ooo. in reply to patrasha #
@Virgotex Understandable. she does *work* the sleeveless look!! in reply to Virgotex #
JESU CHRISTO Taqueria CanCun!!! An entire fucking chile de arbol in my fucking burrito?? Almost killed a bitch!! #
I need some nonsense…time for Sifl & Olly. #
@CandiedYam I'm hanging in there…weird day, but I'm rolling on…hows by you, gorgeous? in reply to CandiedYam #
@writingdirty **rocks out** Watching a "Precious Roy Sasquatch Feeder" commercial. Brilliant nonsense. in reply to writingdirty #
Getting ready for poooosting my HNT which is soooooooo awesome. #
@whereisbradly LOL! Hey baby! If I knew I'd run into you I'd bring some of the boy porn I have stashed in my desk! in reply to whereisbradly #
@queershoulder Sorry I can't hear you …I'm laying on the table and waiting to see how someone uses me… in reply to queershoulder #
@lady66674 I am in pain just hearing about it!! in reply to lady66674 #
@queershoulder You are ON, freakmama! SO. Love. It. in reply to queershoulder #
This is the greaziest burrito ever. These carnitas are greasier than the floor under a fisting sling in the Catacombs. Geeze. #
I'll push it life at 9 since it will be Thursday for my NY peeps #
@chasesterling Fly that shit with sparkles and awesome, awesome shoes, baby!! in reply to chasesterling #
Hey @queershoulder I gotta add the caveat: the Sifl & Olly marathon has to have Puddintain fast-forwarded. He scares me D-: #
@queershoulder Praise Ganesh that you not only KNOW WTF I'm talking about but you FEEL the truth!! *so happy right now* in reply to queershoulder #
@chasesterling You and me both, sister in reply to chasesterling #
@queershoulder "I'm like bacon in the mornin'…you know…cracklin';.." ~Chester OMG also the pet peeve thing…*weeps* just watched that in reply to queershoulder #
@queershoulder oMg the orgasm interview… in reply to queershoulder #
@thepixiepop YES! in reply to thepixiepop #
Since it is Thursday in NY and Europe, my awesome HNT is up on The Perverted Negress ! http://mollena.com #
Dagnabbit, @TraderJoes chocolate Soy Milk is delicious! #
@patrasha @thepixiepop *wiggly* I like it a LOT in reply to patrasha #
@patrasha Dude. I never even thought about that. OMG. You have corrupted me!!! WTF!!! in reply to patrasha #
@lunaraven13 yo yo biotech! in reply to lunaraven13 #
@lunaraven13 Let me know dates, Mama! in reply to lunaraven13 #
@lunaraven13 It takes a lot to get me to the EB but I'll BART for fud! in reply to lunaraven13 #
I'm having one of those "OK, being single doesn't suck all of the time." moments #
@lunaraven13 I followed 'em in reply to lunaraven13 #
RT: @TGStoneButch "I'll be presenting at @BUTCHVoices in Oakland, CA from August 20-23, 2009." http://www.BUTCHVoices.com #
http://tinyurl.com/bs5v5 #
dammit Twitter…you made me do it too fast! #
SO for those unfamiliar with the correct use of the term "biotech" a primer: http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/001395.html #
And with that I'm off to sleep. Long day in the porn trenches tomorrow #
@thepixiepop Thank you miss Pixie! You as well! in reply to thepixiepop #
@JAGnLA Thank you so much…I will try! in reply to JAGnLA #

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July 29, 2009

HNT ~ Dana Lends a Hand. Or Two.

Filed under: Real-Honest-To-Ganesha-True-Shit. — mollena @ 9:01 pm

Somewhere between a multi-limbed Hindu deity and that Janet Jackson cover is me, recently having been beaten to the ground and my insanely gorgeous friend Dana, who you can’t see. But you get the point.

The preceding scene left a few bruises and marks, but not as many as the *&^%$#@& mosquitoes in Wisconsin. Damn.

I can’t say enough about how strange it is to see photos of oneself right after playing. Especially since I can safely say I was blissed out, and feeling goofy.

The weekend was quite a series of emotional roller-coasters, and this was the end of a really great day.

That is, really, for me a pretty perfect moment, that I will hold close to me for as long as I breathe.

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The (not so young) Mo on the Young & Kinky Podcast!

Filed under: Podcast — mollena @ 4:03 pm

I’m on a podcast, motherfucker!

Well ’tis no “I’m On A Boat!” but it’ll have to do for now.

Listen to

me on the Young And Kinky Podcast

right now, bitches!!

Or don’t. Its your life. You gotta do what makes you feel right, yanno?

Thanks Benny and Jinx!

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Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-07-29

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 1:00 am

My Daily Twittascope – You may need to be discreet today because your unconventional tastes may seem weird to those… http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
Not sure at all why I'm so dragged out this morning. I feel anxious. #
@PaganLinuxGeek nah, it isn't that…my friends seemed to have kept the box tidy for them. More like someone might have taken a rogue whizz in reply to PaganLinuxGeek #
@the1miss_luna This is indeed true. in reply to the1miss_luna #
@the1miss_luna Funny how two and a half days can be such a journey. in reply to the1miss_luna #
RT @Naunihal rt @Slate William Shatner performs Palin's farewell poetry on Conan http://tr.im/upKm #
Check it!! RT @katebornstein: NY Tweeps: Please come see me & Sean Dorsey, Thu- Sun @ NYC Hotfest. http://bit.ly/18GXHf #
@mindtechnica Break a leg! in reply to mindtechnica #
HEY!! Hi, @kumimonster I had no idea your hawtness was up in here. Thanks for the follow, lovely! #
GO Sotomayor!! *wigglydance* #
Which of you perverts'll be at #FloatingWorld? I'm wanting to do a meet-up or some shit. Pretty please to ping me ? #
William Shatner…I still love that man…. http://bit.ly/1mlJ0 #
I just had a moment of the sort I love: objectively looking at myself and thinking "If I weren't me, I'd wanna be my best friend." #
@heidianderson ROTFLMBBAO *wipes a tear* you are killing me man in reply to heidianderson #
@kyeli I am not sure I'm tall enough to be intimidating…I DO have those big ol' boobs, though…maybe that is what does it! in reply to kyeli #
@viviane212 That's right! @Wendyblackheart is supposed to Do Something To Me. in reply to viviane212 #
@mindtechnica Awesomesauce. in reply to mindtechnica #
@mdstillman That is good to hear…the couple of people on the committee with whom I have interacted have been most helpful. in reply to mdstillman #
@debaucheddiva Hey lady! RE: Sexblogger calendar: Can you tell me if 6/20 is open, and or if someone's bought the month of June? #
@TGStoneButch You are coming this way in August? in reply to TGStoneButch #
@14cyclenotes Hello!!! I know, huh?! in reply to 14cyclenotes #
In a dev meeting… a manager refered to those casual kink gatherings we all know and love as "Munchies." Teh cuteness! #
@misscalico @minameow I'm supposed to do something re: my sex blog calendar sponsorship…er…what is that exactly, now? in reply to misscalico #
@CelticFrog Try http://bit.ly/n5jnI in reply to CelticFrog #
Oh Christ. I intended to sponsor the sex-positive #NYSexBloggerCalendar and it seems I've now just rented 2 fetish models. *sigh* #
WTF am I gonna do with fetish models?!?! #YouShouldHaveMyProblems #
@debaucheddiva This is hilarious. Seriously. in reply to debaucheddiva #
@the1miss_luna Um…pillow fight…? in reply to the1miss_luna #
@minivanlibertin it still gets the point across in reply to minivanlibertin #
You know how you spend a long while working on something and then there's just one thing left to do and…you can't work it out? Yeah. That. #
http://bit.ly/13fjqb
"Jagermeister: making brothers do that crazy white boy shit since 1935" #
@suldrew NO no dude it so isn't!! I'm stymied. in reply to suldrew #
@SaschaK Thanks sweetthing! I'm just starting to reclaim the humor it the situation. A little. A tad. Heh. in reply to SaschaK #
New Post on The Perverted Negress… http://www.mollena.com/ I accidentally rent 2 lovely ladies No, really. #
http://tinyurl.com/db2dzl Look…after wrassling with a &*^&% blog post, i now understand this t-shirt. *sigh* #
@SaschaK You can just smile and wiggle your hands in the air! in reply to SaschaK #
OH @ Work – The BossMan: "DO hard-boiled eggs give you….farts?" #
I am fairly certain I just agreed to do a routine in a Fat Black Lady Burlesque Show. This should be interesting. #
@ryanff Dude your belly would explode like in "Alien" and I'd have to grab the wheel. No, thanks. in reply to ryanff #
@AliceSinAerie Your thought process pleases me <eg> in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@NaiveLondonGirl NO WAY!!! SHe's older then my Mom!! in reply to NaiveLondonGirl #
*grins* @raging_journey1 I should put myself in your tutelage or some shit. Become a Punani Pumping Padawan. #
@raging_journey1 You should def get @Ropecast to learn you on throwing a whip. I think a national tour is in the works. in reply to raging_journey1 #
http://tinyurl.com/lw8cko I'll be going to the Rubenesque Burlesque show Sunday. Gotta do research. And they start early! #
If you're an East Bay Tweep, you should go because you know I almost never drag my happy black ass over there. #
@SaschaK http://bit.ly/18C3or
heehee in reply to SaschaK #
@userpong AWESOME!!! I gotta figure out how I'm getting there (either bullying a ride or taking BART) and we will meet up in reply to userpong #
@Weebeasty THAT is why the moment I know when it is you look your ass on travelocity! in reply to Weebeasty #
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST KARAOKE EVER http://bit.ly/YvpYQ #
@hannahstwits GET. OUT. In my area too!! in reply to hannahstwits #
@hannahstwits And I know just what to do to satisfy 'em, this other email told me…horny goat weed will help me satisfy them! in reply to hannahstwits #
@userpong lol if I can get a ride from Berktown to *shudder* Sunnyvale I just might! in reply to userpong #
@raging_journey1 I'm still scanning th memory banks but I think you may have "popped a cherry" this weekend! in reply to raging_journey1 #
@darinwilson I am not yet sure when I will be performing … might be a little while… but the second I get a date I will holla atcha in reply to darinwilson #
@Evinxiamor Girl…I think I almost passed out in dismay from that last post. Eeeek! in reply to Evinxiamor #
Dude. Listen to me, @leighj, and listen well. It is never…NEVER pathetic to feel schadenfreude over some poor sod's tazering. in reply to leighj #
Just plugged in my new Accuvibe® Human Touch portable personable massager. #
Yes, I'm branching out. I just hope my Wahl and my Eroscillator don't get pouty. #
Um. It works. #
@Evinxiamor. Am adding sinus cavity play to my limit list right fucking now! in reply to Evinxiamor #
@Rhonecomp I only applied it to onewhere. An uh….zoiks. in reply to Rhonecomp #
RT @Wordweaverlynn RT @rone there is no 'i' in 'team' but there is an 'eat' and a 'me' #
@LatexFetish howso obviously? in reply to LatexFetish #
@Klawdya I did just use it while plugged though! Out the box, plugged it in, whacked off and (to my astonishment) squirted too. in reply to Klawdya #
@mhoobler Seriously. I DO orgasm pretty easily bit I'm not a hitachi girl and I rarely squirt from masturbating. in reply to mhoobler #
Argh is it Thursday yet??!!? Because I have like the best HNT EVAR to put up. So. 'Cited. #
@mhoobler I'm surprised. From an external vibe? I'm still scritching my head…however the diffuse vibration may have relaxed me right down! in reply to mhoobler #
@avaamnesia http://twitpic.com/bzcye – You gotta show that doggie who is boss! Hm…well, huh. Looks like he knows! #
@mhoobler ooo yeah…I think I even haz link on my blog post for the sextoys people…lemmie look. How cool would that be! in reply to mhoobler #
@pantherapardus Suhweet! in reply to pantherapardus #
@Klawdya I wonder if you got a punky one, Madame!! in reply to Klawdya #
I put up a link in my blog's sidebar, @mhoobler so click away http://mollena.com I'll be posting a review later. Maybe #
@menstruosity Doooo eeeet!! LOL in reply to menstruosity #
@Septimus1812 ARGH My need to comply is too strong!!! in reply to Septimus1812 #
@pantherapardus Yeah I felt that way about http://bit.ly/408w9r that one.It got a twitpic AND post. in reply to pantherapardus #
Fuck I gotta do the heater for a few minutes…it is nipply in this flat. #
@Klawdya Yeah 'cause I took it from the packaging, clicked the switch, nothing. Plugged it in, blue light came on, turned it on, DISCO. in reply to Klawdya #
@bailar_vivir The weather here has spoiled me for anywhere else i think. Except perhaps Maui. in reply to bailar_vivir #
@mhoobler Thank YOu! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaA11qq@mhoobler in reply to mhoobler #
@mhoobler uh sorry. keyboard fail in reply to mhoobler #
http://blip.fm/~asalw CRANKING Alice in Chains and I don't give a FUCK who knows it! #
http://blip.fm/~asczo No one will be surprised that I, in the 9th grade, believed this to be the best. Song, Ever. Recorded. #
@purplehayz Wait wait. Before my vagina implodes at the speed of sound. please tell me there is not a WoW flick and Rami is NOT directing it in reply to purplehayz #
http://blip.fm/~ase0o Cheese time! Richard Cheese, that is…. #
@purplehayz *dubious gaze* Okay….O in reply to purplehayz #
@purplehayz Thank Ganesha, it's Lore Sjöberg. Awesome! Plus I suspect he is a pervert, so bonus win. in reply to purplehayz #
@lunaraven13 hi, @CandiedYam I'm one of us too #
@Klawdya Indeed, it does not! in reply to Klawdya #
@Klawdya I wonder if there has been some change to the specs since the time you've had yours. That is a curiosity making thing. in reply to Klawdya #
@Klawdya It MUST have the capacity to run on trickle charge when plugged in somehow: mine was deader than Jayne Mansfield when it arrived. in reply to Klawdya #
@CandiedYam Waaaaait a second…I suspect you are cuter than me…this cannot stand! I won't be bumped down in the hierarchy of 6/20 girls! in reply to CandiedYam #
@CandiedYam @lunaraven13 Badassery is afoot. #
@CandiedYam That photo is awesome! Fucking a! in reply to CandiedYam #
@Klawdya By some metric of "alive," yes <eg> in reply to Klawdya #
Only on Twitter can 3 insanely kick ass Black women born on the same day become virtually acquainted. #Badassery #
@Weebeasty And inyour case #Boobtastity1 in reply to Weebeasty #
@Weebeasty Will you stick pins in my voodoo doll if I mentioned that I put the heat on earlier because my room was so chilly? Prolly, huh. in reply to Weebeasty #
"Some kind of solitude is measured out in you. You think you know me but you haven't got a clue." http://bit.ly/2aF65J #
listening closely to the lyrics of "Gett Off", I realize it is Prince's sexual overture of a fat girl who hasn't gotten fucked in a while. #
I find this arousing and depressing at the same time. #
@Weebeasty You can't win! in reply to Weebeasty #
@raging_journey1 This scrolled by as I was looking for something else, and made me think of you! http://blip.fm/~ashye http://bit.ly/pCBLp #
Congrats to @sparklydevil @whittles @fightingwords & the #HubbaHubbaReview for winning SF Weekly Reader's Choice: Best Burlesque! #

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July 28, 2009

Look Mom! Fetish Models! Can I keep ‘em?!

Filed under: Going's On. — mollena @ 3:35 pm

Miss Calico

Though I am often a procrastinator, I did mean to buy a day in the NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar. I was delighted to see that my birthday was available, so that calendar purchasers will have that handy reminder in 2010.

But hey. I was feeling altruistic so I bought the One-Day-A-Month option.

I filled out my form, and sent it in.

Then I received a Twitter from The Debauched Diva directing me to two blog posts: one from Miss Calico, and one from Mina Meow.

It seems…well. It seems I’ve rented them.

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Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-07-28

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 1:00 am

My Daily Twittascope – Others may be quite certain that you are lost in space today — and they might be right. But… http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
Waking up assessment: the bumpy itchy bits are mosquito bites. The stripey itchy bits are whip bites. And my brain's still idling low. Good. #
DIP Merce Cunningham http://bit.ly/1aKyom (that's Dance in Peace.) #
Indeed, @CampbellX yeah. The "Executive Pervert" moniker in my discription is fo realz *grin* in reply to CampbellX #
LOL @CampbellX are you fucking kidding?! You and @Ajamux will be sorry you asked because shutting me up once I START talking is difficult. in reply to CampbellX #
@dopegirlfresh My plan to rule the world with dorkiness &perversion so that I may assume my place as Empress of the Shy Freaks gallops apace in reply to dopegirlfresh #
@dopegirlfresh Angel will have to join in the movement, since swoonage occurred. Sorry, but that is how it is. in reply to dopegirlfresh #
Looking back on the sadness I felt on Saturday and how wonderful everyone as, I am feeling SO bloody fortunate for my friends. #
There is a fierceness in being able to weather my feelings on their terms, reaching out in the dark and feeling the people who reach back. #
Settling in at Cargo Coffee in Madison, Wisconsin.I have 3 beverages, WiFi. Feeling good. #
….until I realize the reason I can't login to my website is because it is down. Fuck-a-doodle-doo. #
RT @TheOnion Study: Abstinence-Only Lunch Programs Ineffective At Combating Teen Obesity http://bit.ly/3cOM5d #
Some man just stood behind me cackling. I was about to turn around and be pissy until I realized i'm wearing my bondage.com t-shirt. #
On the back it says "Come on by. We'll tie your little bad ass up." Fair enough, my friend. #
http://twitpic.com/bu24m – E-Mo. Yeah I got all teary just now thinking about how blessed I am. some details in a few… #
New post on The Perverted Negress http://mollena.com so go read it. #
And I owe you truffles, @Raging_Journey1 and @Ropecast, so don't let me forget #
FFS #WordPress are you TRYING to give me an ulcer?!?!? #
*&^%$ blog…OK the post is up on http://mollena.com. And I htink i should have teh foods. #
WIN. "Follow your heart, even if it farts in public." – http://shar.es/xOTS #
@kyeli Your post rocked the motherfucking mike. On the realz, yo. in reply to kyeli #
@Ropecast Come have a truffle then. in reply to Ropecast #
@Ropecast That'll up the sweet quotient! in reply to Ropecast #
@JustTen I am insanely jealous. I, like a dork, when i met him, told him I'd whacked off to him many, many times before. in reply to JustTen #
@raging_journey1 in reply to raging_journey1 #
Telling people you love them feels scary until you realize that it doesn't mater if they say it back. What matters is telling your truth. #
…and then it isn't even that scary if you just write it in a blog post :-p #
@heidianderson I had a realization not long ago that even unrequited love is to be celebrated. Fuck idealized romantic love. in reply to heidianderson #
http://twitpic.com/bugbo – And so @Ropecast noms a well-earned aftercare truffle. Of COURSE he took the only white one. #
http://twitpic.com/buk8f – And my mission is complete. @raging_journey1 has been hit with the aftercare trufle love #
@KellyShibari and your feed link is fine for you as well? in reply to KellyShibari #
http://twitpic.com/bv65u – Did the @Ropecast. I mean did @Graydancer's podcast, #Ropecast. And, of course, my present to him arrived. #
@raging_journey1 ((big love)) #
Trouble finding your reservation when checkin into the airport? Panicking is NOT the move. #
Not having printed your shit out isn't the move either. Having the airline rep tell you you're at the wrong airline CAN be seen as funny. #
@raging_journey1 Since ain't no events we gonna be at the same time, looks like I'm-a have to drag my ass back y'alls way sometime soon. in reply to raging_journey1 #
Holy shit. Just found out a friend from SF, who also happened to be in WI, was temporarily jailed for forgetting about a pocketknife. #
Tha TSA ain't nothing to fuck with, bitches. #
@CruelSecretary omg your avi is full of win! in reply to CruelSecretary #
@mindtechnica Humorless basturds. in reply to mindtechnica #
Re-processing some thoughts after recording a @Ropecast with my homie. This means more writing to do. Dammit. #
There's an excellent chance that, one day, the sun will rise and set on a "Me" who is endlessly joyous. I'd better be ready. #
On the puddlejumper to Denver. I never ever thought I would be kinda sad to be leaving. Fuck. I think I had a growth spurt. #
@mindtechnica Holy hell. in reply to mindtechnica #
@Catwoman69y2k Hard core, huh? Nope. Hauled her off, booked her, whole thing. in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
@languid I think so. But it isn't secret…just too fucking obvious. in reply to languid #
@phillyeboni Were they EXPLOSIVE pineapple cups?? Don't be coy now! in reply to phillyeboni #
@ropecast its even more hilarious in light of that text ya got! RT @purplehayz RT @Minervity: Steampunk Pac-Man http://bit.ly/11pDov in reply to purplehayz #
Touching down in Denver. We had to fly around a storm. I saw some Freaky. Shit. From the air. #
First off, holy shit what the fuck are y'all growing down there on all those megafarms!?!? Also why are some crops planted in the round??? #
And Denver…what is up with it raining here every time I gotta layover?? #
And why is it that in movies, when aliens come to earth and are gendered, the female ones are usually evil and the male ones usually benign? #
And who the hell just ripped that toxic fart in the back of this plane and no it wasn't me. Damn. #
@mindtechnica Yep. Welcome to Living While Brown! in reply to mindtechnica #
@WantonMale @thepixiepop the lightning was really neat, I will admit! in reply to WantonMale #
@PapaTomLA LOL I like it! in reply to PapaTomLA #
LoL @thepixiepop! Move over, Starbuck: a new rainmaker's in town! in reply to thepixiepop #
@cordage well, they are viscious, cunning and irrestible to make humans…if I recall "The Menagerie" correctly in reply to cordage #
@PapaTomLA I would grow fungus and die in Seattle. in reply to PapaTomLA #
Evil female aliens in "Species" "MIB II" "Aliens" good male aliens, "ET'. "K-pax"…that one dude who ressurects that deer in that movie… #
@PapaTomLA I want to see a tornado! in reply to PapaTomLA #
Still on the motherfucking tarmac. Gal across from me is hella antsy. Better let us off before she decides its peanut butter jelly time. #
An off-line whisperer underscored the fact that the evil femme aliens are also sexy: that we're supposed to feel odd about this. #
I, of course, think tentacle hentai is hot. So that wrongness thing never hit me. #
@annie_cuts_hair The bondage.com shirt? Try following / pinging @bondage_com and…uh….yeah. I have some clout there. in reply to annie_cuts_hair #
OMG even the Horta was female! ROTFLMBBAO #
Fuck we landed in the bastard. Stephild "haul you own damn bags outta the plane's belly" terminal! SO GLAD I'm traveling light. #
Whew! Sprinting across the airport like…like…damn you, OJ. NOW who am I s'posed to metaphorically imitate in airports?! #
Uh, can someone explain tentacle hentai to @SweetSpiced? I'm too embarassed. in reply to SweetSpiced #
@mErocrush No ultimately you are correct. The Horta also bucks the sexy female alien trend unless you're a REAL fetishist! in reply to mErocrush #
Window seat next to a family with toddler-in-arms. Tweets & FBers, sacrifice a snack to Ganesha the kid makes it back alive. #
@mErocrush I think "universes" in which entire species have been established as friendly/hostile is a different paradigm. in reply to mErocrush #
@scottfotki Um. What? in reply to scottfotki #
On th ground @ SFO.not at all a bad flight! Thanks Ganesha for knocking the kidlet out after the initial crying jag! #
@xiomberg LOL and I was supposed to be at an event in Denver this fall, too. Alas, I heard it had been cancelled. in reply to xiomberg #
@sydhappens Win, baby! love that feeling. in reply to sydhappens #
Holy crap….JUST skidded onto the last @SFBART from SFO. Jai Ganesha. Goodness! #
@Evinxiamor Interesting…and though I totally get why that makes a whole lotta sense, most of the prodommes I know are switches. in reply to Evinxiamor #
I know I'm home….the bus is redolent with the scent of delicious Mexican. Yummmy even if one isn't hungry. #
That last post was gramatically ambiguous. I mean the cuisine, not the people of Mexico. #
Kittehs of teh Corn attack in 5…4…3… #
@notoriousflirt @paganlinuxgeek I survived the kitty onslaught. I only barely survived the mystery of a horrid catbox smell but a tidy pan! in reply to notoriousflirt #

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July 27, 2009

Running away to home.

Filed under: Going's On., Perversions., Processing, Real-Honest-To-Ganesha-True-Shit., Scene Reports, education, kink events — mollena @ 11:08 am

Dark moods are not unknown to me. Though I have many fewer now than I did even a year ago, and by orders of magnitude fewer today than I did when I a still actively drinking myself to death. the (up?down?)side to this is that today, I am committed to turning my heart to face these moods and riding them instead of suffocating them in the sickly miasma of a sloppy drunk.

I had no reason, on the surface, to be as wracked with emotional pain as I was on Saturday night. I mean, here I was, at a kink event, among friends, having taught the most highly attended class at the event even though I’d flown in last-minute. Literally. Hit the tarmac and within 2 hours was in front of a room full of people talking about BDSM, sharing my thoughts, listening to theirs, gloriously supported by my wonderful friends. I’d even been asked by two kick-ass kids who run the Young & Kinky Podcast to do an interview. Benny and Jinx are so awesome, and it was so delightful to meet and get to know them a little. Plus it was saving me from having to be around so many people…

And yet later I sat in a dark parking lot, ass prickled by bushes, sobbing my sinuses shut and pouring out my jangled thoughts on Twitter / Facebook.

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Facefull of epiphany.

I’m a bit of a “woo-tard” in that my “woo woo” stuff….spiritual and emotionally friable shit…tends to be the one area of my life I really hesitate to share. So, because of my weird compulsion that shoves me towards greater and greater revelation, I tend to spill my guts in various ways.
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