Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-07-08
- nytimes: China Locks Down a Restive Region After Deadly Clashes http://bit.ly/Foqt0 #
- The signal here’s awful. Told Dr. being cut off from the ‘net is almost as tortrous as the pain. She’s amused I’m livetweeting. #
- Ultrasound round 1: suspected ovarian cyst. A second opinion’s pending another Dr. coming to probe the DMZ. Shit. #
- A lady in the next room is wailing…terribly wailing and keening. it is very eerie and scary and sad. #KaiserER #
- Ruptured ovarian cyst with abdominal fluid. Some poor tech sonofabitch is about to get called in to run full radiological scans on me #FML #
- This on top of no signal in my room…fuck. I wish they’d just admit me. This sucks. #
- How big is 4.5 cm in inches?? That’s the size, they said the cyst is. Is that big?? #KaiserER #
- I guess the tech roused themselves….I’m on the way into the Big Ass Ultrasound now. #KaiserER #
- The good news: no torsion. That means blood supply to the left ovary is OK. I am also not battling any infection, so win there too. #
- Very hungry. I can haz some motherfucking snax nao, plz?!!??!#KaiserER #FML #
- Mother of GANESHA, people! that cyst is like the size of a fucking Scharffenberger Chocolate Truffle!! #KaiserER #
- And so it ends. Final Verdict ~ I’ve a 3 cm x 5 cm “simple hemorrhagic ovarian cyst”, and another “smaller” cyst. A 3rd cyst ruptured. #
- That’s where the fluid is from. I get ibuprofin and vicodin and I should be fine…in 2-3 days or weeks, she said. #
- Follow-up appointment yadda yadda, yeah. Um….OK, I guess. #
- http://twitpic.com/9l53p – Leaving the #KaiserER I passed some pretty cool art. #
- http://twitpic.com/9l565 – ….and they have one of the Hearts In San Franciso art project hearts too which is neat… #
- Not many cabs this time of morning / this part of town. #
- Got one. Whew. #
- Home. Finally. Eight hours later thann originally scheduled. But grateful. #
- Home. Finally. Eight hours later than originally scheduled after an 11± #KaiserER visit. But grateful. #
- You ain’t kiddin’, @urbantantrika. I feel like some sorts warrantee expired on my 40th and now I’ll be in-and-out of the shop forever! #
- THANK YOU y’all got me through a scary ordeal with so many messages all over the place. So much love my friends I’m humbled. #
- I’m ottering in my bed. Anyone missed the saga can scroll back or check the LJ nutshell here http://bit.ly/13US2v #
- ::asleeppeepin:: #
- @blogdiva No. And even if my reproductive organs weren’t staging a bloody coup, I would not be in the fray. No interest. in reply to blogdiva #
- Groggy. Cranky. Thought I was bettter until I took a deep breath. Staying the fuck in bed. Grabbing snax and meds. #OvaryFail #
- @melina_star ×weak laugh× I have ruptured hæmorrhagic ovarian cysts m’dear…. zinc’s not my current drug. More like morphine to Vicodin in reply to melina_star #
- @sydhappens no. @blogdiva an I eschewed it as well. in reply to sydhappens #
- I had a series of surreal trips as a result of mophine & sleep deprivation. One involved a “Weird Sisters” kinda thing w/Ghanean priestesses #
- The ohother involved a sickeningly romanttic situation with a friend and even now I’m kinda grossed out. Ugh. Romance. #
- No more morphine for this brown bunny. When shalt thou kick in, oh vicodin…? #
- @MBtheREMIX. It is more likely you weren’t a fan of his or believe this media frenzy is overblown. Who we mourn is personal. in reply to MBtheREMIX #
- @MockngbirdGirl you are right lady. I larned the hard way that’s a bad, bad move. ((Hugs)) in reply to MockngbirdGirl #
- I love that there a a bunch of Jackson related topics pending….. And KFC. #YesWeDoLikeFriedChicken #
- @MBtheREMIX A British person may well disagree with you. But mostly I am leery of accusing people who don’t agree witcha of racism. in reply to MBtheREMIX #
- @MBtheREMIX I was not a fan of MJ. Loved the Jackson 5, didn’t care for his music. Die hard Prince fan. So this spectacle is not personal. in reply to MBtheREMIX #
- @rdclark holy shit that sammitch looks like it could bring tears to the eyes…! in reply to rdclark #
- Blanket accusations of racism are best reserved for those with biases against awesome food or those who do not worship me. #
- That Vicodin is kicking in finally. Now I’m merely uncomfortable! #
- @kayce_m ^5 LOL! in reply to kayce_m #
- @colorsign thank you
in reply to colorsign # - @languid dude! Of coure! However I haven’t been to the one in Oaktown: but used to go to the one in LA alla time. in reply to languid #
- RT @DrDuran http://bit.ly/C95L6 Hello Kitty taser an elegant weapon for a less civilized age (That seals it. I gotta start topping.) #
- @MBtheREMIX I dunno about that… how sexy are your legs? in reply to MBtheREMIX #
- @MBtheREMIX ×squints at your icon× I’m imagining you in a sassy weave with snazzy glasses. You’re lucky I’m not that good with PhotoShop in reply to MBtheREMIX #
- @thomasroche Were you running around with a Wesboro Baptist Church again? *sigh* But srsly….areya OK?? in reply to thomasroche #
- You have no idea. It hutrt so bad by the time I was at rehearsal I was crying. ME! I’ve been beaten and not cried! #
- Grr. #
- *looking at tweets I thought I was TMing* Um….yeah. Its #VicoTweet time. #
- @badinfluencegrl **OtterRollInBlanket** leaveme’lone!! in reply to badinfluencegrl #
- @whipartist I’m sorry to hear you are mourning, and for that loss. Much love to you. in reply to whipartist #
- @the1miss_luna …and my ovary is totally bratting on me. Unaccptible. in reply to the1miss_luna #
- Exhausted from the ER and the meds and the repeeated painful probing. Worried about the cysts, and what happens next. #
- @hannahstwits I think mine are realizing they probably won’t be fulfiling their destiny and are grumpy. in reply to hannahstwits #
- @MikeTRose Every day you make a prayer of thanks that you have a penis, dude. Every. Day. in reply to MikeTRose #
- @the1miss_luna It DID give me ample warmup….fails on aftercare though! in reply to the1miss_luna #
- @Virgotex oh shit now I want some! in reply to Virgotex #
- A bunch of folks think I gotta get biopsied. So now I have to kick and scream for a procedure I absolutely do not want….? #FML #
- @SarahSloane I had one too. James Earl Jones was officiating & Steve Martin was giving me away in my dream. And that was NOT the weird part. in reply to SarahSloane #
- WHO IS THE EMPRESS OF MANUVERING CUSTOMER SERVICE LABYRINTHS!? That would be me, turning ‘maybe in 48 hours’ to ‘yes at 10:50 AM” @ Kaiser #
- @SarahSloane that was one of the the crazier parts. They were literally shrouded in mist&smoke. OK so my subconcious lacks subtlety. What?! in reply to SarahSloane #
- @MikeTRose Heheh… the truth behind gender seperate houses of worship. The men are all high-fiving and chest bumping in reply to MikeTRose #
- My Daily Twittascope – http://bit.ly/r2NQN #
- @SydBlakovich http://www.details.com. So where’s my photos…? in reply to SydBlakovich #
- See, @JAGnLA seems most women are told to “have them monitored” but in my case, 3 different OBGYN types missed it in a year. I’m mistrustful in reply to JAGnLA #
- @rubberzebra I wish they were but the 2 remaining cysts are giving me pause. Going in to see a Dr. In the morning. Fingers crossed. in reply to rubberzebra #
- @SydBlakovich LOL! Nice. Nice. in reply to SydBlakovich #
- It sucks ass man. I don’t recommend it. #
- I’m sorry you are sad. It probably doesn’t help to have just moved. That’s stressful #
- @AliceSinAerie thanks so much. Keeping the hopes up is a bit daunting. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
- @Akelaa …you didn’t sign up for one of those free pr0n sites with “Credit Card Verification” that promises they’ll never bill you, didja?? in reply to Akelaa #
- @MissTori thanks girl. I like your new photo. in reply to MissTori #
- I know, @JAGnLA. Last year my cousin was sent home with Pepto Bismol and within 24 hours dropped dead of a pulmonary embolism. in reply to JAGnLA #
- Right now, @JAGnLA I’m ready to badger motherfuckers to make sure what they say makes sense to ME. Feels right to ME, you know? in reply to JAGnLA #
- @bailar_vivir @amok_ What the….dammit. Fuck ALL y’all … now ~I~ want a motherfucking slurpee! in reply to bailar_vivir #
- @wyrdbyrd Mmmm…excessive commutes…. in reply to wyrdbyrd #
- OMG, @tomas http://short.to/itub have you seen this vid of “alternate dubbing options” for SoaP?? in reply to tomas #
- Been puzzling over an incomplete textual message I received from a friend. The curiosity is nibblin’ my toes…what are they on about?? #
- If you’re gonna drunk text me, have that shit make some kinda sense! LOL #
- @Melkitty So. Fail. ((Hugs)) and much love to you lady in reply to Melkitty #
- 533/1644/22222 on 7/8/9 #numbergasm #
- Wow moon you are aggressively fucking bright. You’re full. I get it. Ease up. You have nothing to prove to anyone. Job security: you haz it. #
- @Melkitty does half passed out count? *sigh* in reply to Melkitty #
- Now that I think about it, @Melkitty, the Pizza Guy was the only person I’ve dated who used to wake me up with sex. Loved that urgency. in reply to Melkitty #
- @oh_laurensage 648-3181 Arrow Cab. They’ve been goood to me. in reply to oh_laurensage #
