Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-07-14
- Oh delicious pineapple…fruit which is neither pine or apple…why must your bromelain leave my maw in prickly pain? #
- Sexy is as sexy does
http://bit.ly/FfHfp
Cyanide & Happiness haz a perv-worthy toon today! # - @belledame222 She's just marking the spot where the child's tasty liver is, so that she may accurately swoop in and peck it. in reply to belledame222 #
- Glaring at pix of the Youngest Sis on FB, hatin' 'cause she gots the Good Hair. #
- Vote for my tweet on a twee-shirt! ~ Score this @Threadless #twittertee submission! http://thrdl.es/~/iPs #
- FUCK! Just found out a local actor passed away. Shit. RIP, Luis Saguar #
- @NaiveLondonGirl Oh goodness…I thought the Thames was like the East or Hudson Rivers in NY: only the insane or deceased swim therein. in reply to NaiveLondonGirl #
- I gotta sleep…I though pain meds were supposed to assist with sleepiness. Fail! Ah well…might as well lie down. Night/Morning, folks :-\ #
- Discovered The Hard Way, that Tartine must put heavy cream in their almond & apricot tarts. Asthmatic wheezing and crippling gas? Oh thanks! #
- I'm gonna have to start grilling these bitches on ingredients from now on. What a grim, grim thing for the Lactose Intolerant Negress. #FML. #
- RT @NotNotoriousBIG goin for a cupcake. fuck a muffin. #
- RT @Fleshlight FREE Fleshlight of your choice! RT for your chance to win! #
- @sroxy isn't "Club Penguin" a children's educattional site or something? *lol* in reply to sroxy #
- @sroxy THAT sounds like a spiffy day
in reply to sroxy # - @Bextopia Srsly. I'm not even sure where they snuck in all that milk product: the crust? Because the inside was just almond paste & apricots in reply to Bextopia #
- @raquelita I do watch much porn and I am super excited for the Vivid @tristantaormino video! #
- RT @MajesticHands Ugh…. why has it become acceptable for black folks to speak as if "Massa" still doesn't allow us to read books? #
- And even worse, @MajesticHands, to mock and ridicule those who DO speak standard American English. in reply to MajesticHands #
- O_o man, @sxychikadee fabric softner?? THAT is a drag to clean up…more slippery than a greased eel in a teflon pan. in reply to sxychikadee #
- @raging_journey1 a strap-on, a bottle of lube and carte-blanche
in reply to raging_journey1 # - @Bextopia &^%$#ers! in reply to Bextopia #
- @MajesticHands I am raisin a fist in solidarity on that point. I'm doing much better, thanks for axing! (<– haha get it? I'm so hilarious!) in reply to MajesticHands #
- @babecakes http://twitpic.com/a90vq – Not only is that fruit salad crazy sexy, it appears to be lacking in Evil Melon, the cop-out fruit … #
- @raging_journey1 take it easy lady. Rest up! in reply to raging_journey1 #
- http://is.gd/1xvVM I'm pulling on my Crocs© to find & kill Keith for sending me the WORST COVER EVAR. I'm sorry, Miss Jackson. #
- @allaboutgeorge I find the name of that otherwise delightful eaterie to be highly discomfiting. And no, I'm not sure why. in reply to allaboutgeorge #
- @SiaLikeWhoa I hope you aren't washing them down with those Hydoxycut pills! in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
- My typo fail didn't drive away the Cop with whom I've been flirting. He asked me a very simple question that no one has asked me in years. #
- It is so funny how people forget that even Executive Pervert / Jet-setting sex educators like the Basic Stuff. #
- @naughtyeliot I haven't ever, so I've no empirical evidence for comparison. in reply to naughtyeliot #
- @naughtyeliot I haven't much luck come my way this year, so I have my doubts…but thanks
in reply to naughtyeliot # - @naughtyeliot Indeed. I feel that way every time I get tied up and beaten. Which simply doesn't happen often enough! in reply to naughtyeliot #
- Indeed, @GenevaN everyone assumes that, and no one ever asks. Of the 4 playdates I had at #Shibaricon, 3 I initiated and one was a "Do-Over" #
- @pantherapardus Oh! *lol* If I liked kissing.
in reply to pantherapardus # - @naughtyeliot Since he is switchy I think him trusting me to tie him up is an even bigger leap of faith. *grins* in reply to naughtyeliot #
- @WantonMale SO many people forget this. in reply to WantonMale #
- @naughtyeliot **even bigger grin** I'm hardly a switch but holy shit that is tempting. SO….the flirtation continues. in reply to naughtyeliot #
- Got a shit load of 'skeeter bites. the teeny oozy ones, all on my left arm. Looks like there was a fucking mosquito picnic and jamboree. #
- @SweetSpiced @WantonMale When I 1st started not-dating the ex-un-boyfriend we made out a lot. It was awesome. #
- Work is creeping back in…2 meetings scheduled already for tomorrow. **eyeballs the grindstone** (The sweaty testicle-laden grindstone) #
- @saynine *hurts an ovary laffin* WORLDS. WORST. INNUENDO. EVAR!!! in reply to saynine #
- @Akelaa Dude, that's Korean. Not Japanese. in reply to Akelaa #
- @GenevaN Yeah. It is interesting to me how people don't ask. :-\ in reply to GenevaN #
- @Ropecast ***…resisting…teh…snark….*** in reply to Ropecast #
- @Akelaa Usually Japanese shows use animals to torment people, (like the lizard and the meat-face girls) or just straight-up fuck people up. in reply to Akelaa #
- @Akelaa And that I do not doubt. I just hadn't seen animals set on one another like that. in reply to Akelaa #
- @Akelaa Um. OK. in reply to Akelaa #
- @Akelaa Nothing at all. Conversation seemed to be heading in a strange direction, so I said "OK" since I don't have anything further.
in reply to Akelaa # - @GenevaN Much appreciated. I always try to err on the side of politeness, but it isn't impolite to politely inquire as to someone's status! in reply to GenevaN #
- @Akelaa What I felt was veering away was the fact you seemed prickly about the sidebar discussion as to the origin of the clip. in reply to Akelaa #
- @Akelaa I'm not a vegetarian, I keep cats. I'm intrinsically cruel to animals. I don't have much to stand on when it comes to scaring bears. in reply to Akelaa #
- http://tinyurl.com/mjbmqq I guess we haven't overcome in the toy-aisle! #
- One of the local neighborhood old-style drunks is having a bad day across the street. It makes me sad. And grateful that it isn't me. #
- Talking smack over on FB with the youngest sister. Oh, it has been BROUGHTED!! #
- @Akelaa *whispers* plus I sometimes do that thing where you put a sock on their hed so they run around backwards** in reply to Akelaa #
- Ooo, she's callin me out!! OLD TIMER?!? I'll take my old timey ass and get haxxorzz up in your shit quicker than you can say "SHAMONE!" #
- I swear, @SweetSpiced these kids get a MySpace and FB account and think they are the shit!! #
- @Akelaa They sense my evil thoughts and are sitting looking so extra cute like "Oh Mom, we know you won't put socks on our heads!!" Fuckers. in reply to Akelaa #
- @SweetSpiced I can't stand MySpace. It pisses me off something fierce! in reply to SweetSpiced #
- @Dracona_ That is what Amazon is for…you just have to beat them to the UPS guy or gal! in reply to Dracona_ #
- @Weebeasty **schmounce** That is because we were separated at birth! in reply to Weebeasty #
- @davidrhodes Looks like the kids are still trying… http://bit.ly/Vqfyc #
- Problem with real-timing ravishment fantasies is that the supersexy badass has to roll on a jimmyhat after ripping the bodice. Buzzkill, man #
- @funkybrownchick That was one very helpful lesson I learned in rehab!
in reply to funkybrownchick # - @Angrydyke If there isn't you have your work cut out for you!
in reply to Angrydyke # - @amok_ INdeed. Just ask Pepper the penguin
http://tinyurl.com/llzzle # - @bigolpoofter Your words are wise…. *bows down* in reply to bigolpoofter #
- @tatsumi WELL PLAYED!!!! in reply to tatsumi #
- @quotidianlight I like the way you thing, Missy!!! **carefully takes notes** in reply to quotidianlight #
- @Freakbear Indeed….it might even get to the point where you are interruptededed! in reply to Freakbear #
- Taking the "How Would You Survive In The Ghetto" quiz on FB. Considering I did, for all of my youth, I sure as fuck better pass! #
- It accurately placed me in wit those who "Live in da hood." I suspect my selecting "Scarface" as my boomin' system choice tipped the balance #
- @avatarkoo Here is hoping your evening becomes less fumey, sweetie! in reply to avatarkoo #
- One of the (very, very few) drawbacks to my neighborhood is that a complete and unimpeded view of the setting sun is unattainable. #
- @Weebeasty http://bit.ly/4ubhp in reply to Weebeasty #
- @Weebeasty And in case I got it wrong the first time: http://eriksnorris.com/Images/BlueFootedBoobies.jpg in reply to Weebeasty #
- @Bfuldisaster Um…hummm….circle skirt = π r2? **ducks away giggling stupidly** in reply to Bfuldisaster #
- @CherriesJubalie Your new background photo on you Twitterpage is insanely cute / hawt but I have to do screen-fu to see it!! in reply to CherriesJubalie #
- @CherriesJubalie You are fortunate you can do your hair however ya like and still work it, girl
in reply to CherriesJubalie # - Oh sweet Sithlords…that isn't even the Skywalker tartan! Pfft! http://tinyurl.com/l958eh #
- @Bfuldisaster (IN my best Butthead chuckle) Huhuhuhuhuhuh! in reply to Bfuldisaster #
- Grr. http://tshirthell.com is a bloody money plucking time sink. Terrible **keeps browsing** #
- @blogdiva I think he's just giving us bi-folk a bad name. Way to go, Harry. in reply to blogdiva #
- Attention! Neighbor who just threw fragrant garlic & onions into a smoking pan of oil: you are practicing salivary terrorism! #
- @avaamnesia Oh yeah this coming from Miss "Look-at-me-looking-cute-in-a-cheerleader-outfit-in-a-cage!" over there. Pfft. in reply to avaamnesia #
- @JAGnLA Win!!! in reply to JAGnLA #
- RT @avaamnesia: "{… } the Marines dont even HAVE a football team." Are you seriously talking smack about the Marines out loud?!?! #
- IM chat with a guy about whom I know little. Trying to subtly ascertain if we "did it" at some point in the Bad Old Days. No luck thus far. #
- @avaamnesia Oh shit, dude. Shit. *solemn* That is a classic Catch 22 scenario right there. Psychological predicament play. in reply to avaamnesia #
- @JAGnLA ROTFLMAO *giggle* I think my decades trained in "Living in the Hood Like a Ninja" worked for me. We "Oreos" had to stay on the DL in reply to JAGnLA #
- @avaamnesia Which isn't good it is is NOT s'pposed to be a humiliation scene!
in reply to avaamnesia # - After the "Booty Call Fail", @SweetSpiced, I am WAY more thorough. *sigh* #
- @JAGnLA Tel me about it! I lived in the Johnson Projects but went to a "Spacial School" and was, perforce, treated like shit by Black kids. in reply to JAGnLA #
- @Ropecast The title wasn't a giveaway? in reply to Ropecast #
- @SiaLikeWhoa And were you beset by haters at home? I sure as hell was. Esp in the "after-school program" I attended. Ugh. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
- @SiaLikeWhoa I was at least poor. *sigh* Ain't it a bitch? But it made hanging with my classmates that much more difficult. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
- @SiaLikeWhoa Kids will find ways to hate REGARDLESS, tho, I believe. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
- @SiaLikeWhoa The few Black kids in my school were mostly the products of highly successful parents. Diplomats, Drs, Lawyers, Anchorman, etc. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
- @SiaLikeWhoa Most of my friends were Jewish
in reply to SiaLikeWhoa # - @SiaLikeWhoa And you know we're *toight* with the Jews in NYC. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
- @SiaLikeWhoa NOT a fun way to feel. Like a bit of a freakshow. :-\ That pattern is hard to beak. I still feel that way, but for new reasons in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
- "You're pretty and smart: how could you possibly be single?" I swear to GANESH if I hear that FUCKING QUESTION one more FUCKNG TIME *cries* #
- I don't know, OK?!?! #
- @SiaLikeWhoa You had a very diverse population
Everyone in our school had their social group appended with "geek" or "nerd" in reply to SiaLikeWhoa # - @Akelaa God dammit!!! I fucking love those PSAs!! in reply to Akelaa #
- @quotidianlight Oh. Oh shit that is the worst WORST thing EVER!!! in reply to quotidianlight #
- Reminds me of the time someone I loved very much broke up with me because he was the rebound BF" and I "needed room to experience life." #
- Thank you for telling me what I need. Awesome! #
- @Mojo4Melo @SweetSpiced Even they got tired of &^%$ sparkly butterflies and autolaunch hip-hop, in reply to Mojo4Melo #
- @Akelaa Easy there Beetlejuice. in reply to Akelaa #
- @Coy_Pink Or like "Our" choice. in reply to Coy_Pink #
- @Coffey0072 I don't ponder it that often…until someone says that. Then I feel sad. My own shit, yes, but feelings is feelings. in reply to Coffey0072 #
- @thepixiepop I am never quite sure if it is their way of being flirty or what. I don't think this guy meant to be upsetting in reply to thepixiepop #
- @leighj *laughs* Or writhing in pain from Evil Cysts. Either way. in reply to leighj #
- @thepixiepop I often suspect that the times I feel happy on my own are the times that I get preyed on the most insidiously by shit like that in reply to thepixiepop #
- Thinks* Shit, @avaamnesia …I haven't been in an acknowledged relationship since 2003 or 04. I feel (some variant of) your pain. #
- @quotidianlight Ya feel me?! in reply to quotidianlight #
- @avaamnesia Thanks lovely. in reply to avaamnesia #
- @GenevaN I'm really only famous in certain hotels in certain cities at particular times. I think mostly, I am outside of most people's type. in reply to GenevaN #
- @GenevaN But I have heard the "intimidation" factor raised before. And I think that, maybe, if i intimidate you you probably aren't my top. in reply to GenevaN #
- @quotidianlight Indeed. Outside of big Kink events I don't go out locally to play parties/ I don't have the appetite for casual play now. in reply to quotidianlight #
- @lunaraven13 *grins* Smart enough / Lucky enough / Together enough / IN the right place and time in their life… yeah. in reply to lunaraven13 #
- @lunaraven13 Oh gosh I don't think so…! I have had…a streak of poor luck since the #Cybernet Expo. But hello, again! in reply to lunaraven13 #
- Upside to the strange infestation of teeny moths: the furrorists seem to like chasing them on occasion. This amuses me. #
- @lunaraven13 I am now, actually and oddly, possessed of enough time to join you on a culinary tour of the Hood, yo! in reply to lunaraven13 #
- @sharonglassman Night madame! in reply to sharonglassman #
- @lunaraven13 I would have been easy prey, flopping around on pain meds as I was! in reply to lunaraven13 #
- @GenevaN *grins* I do too. in reply to GenevaN #
- @Erinkyan It helps like a kiss on a boo-boo. Placebo? Perhaps. But a lovely one
in reply to Erinkyan # - WHAT IS THAT NOISE?!! I swear to god it sounds like an AT-AT is walking up the Boulevard!!! #
- @Hedonia Yeah but where and why?! I wonder if that fireworks convention is in town again… in reply to Hedonia #
- @davidrhodes Now I have your fucking hauntening-ass music stuck in my head. Again. *shakes fist* Get off my mental lawn! in reply to davidrhodes #
- @davidrhodes **turns on sprinklers and RELEASES THE HOUNDS while your PANTS ARE DOWN** in reply to davidrhodes #
- @outlawdiva Could you see 'em?! in reply to outlawdiva #
- @Ropecast You def need this shirt. http://tinyurl.com/c89wu2 #
- @Freakbear I would, in fact, have to kill myself right afterwards because what could possibly live up to that moment? in reply to Freakbear #
- http://tinyurl.com/c3fmbw Oh Em Gee the best offensive t-shirt I have seen in the past hour!!! #
- @davidrhodes How is this night different from all other nights…? in reply to davidrhodes #
- LOL @MissKissThis I haven't stopped laughing yet. Especially as I am sitting on my fingers NOT ordering it for a couple of people I know. #
- SUPER Dickmann's?! Srsly. Don't you Europeans have ANY American friend to warn you about this shit?! http://tinyurl.com/2pknnc #
- http://tinyurl.com/ld4hzw More Dickmann's. I love that the white ones are only in the "Mini Dickmann's" size. #
- @bozeman20 RUNS to look in reply to bozeman20 #
- @carnivalesq TWO. FISTED. DICK DEVOURERERRRRR!!! in reply to carnivalesq #
- @bozeman20 Where did you post it?! I am frantically seeking the horror! in reply to bozeman20 #
- SPAMMERS! Ugh!! Look, nothing is more terrifying than the thought of a "feathery kitty" so STOP IT!!! #
- @carnivalesq You know the Germans…they like it like that *evil grin* in reply to carnivalesq #
- @bozeman20 LOLOL we never had that in NY! IN Jr HS, we went for Bartles and James!! Then of course moved to Stoli. *sigh* in reply to bozeman20 #
- @Angrydyke That is when you put on some music and hope for the bed. in reply to Angrydyke #
- @Angrydyke OMG I meant "hope for the best" *sigh* in reply to Angrydyke #
- @Freakbear CLearly! in reply to Freakbear #
- @bozeman20 I had never even HEARD of it until I was 22! And then I knew better
in reply to bozeman20 # - @bozeman20 *solemnly* I had the same with tequila. It involved pure Cuervo coming though my nose, a huge rat, and Central Park. Not. Good. in reply to bozeman20 #
- @Angrydyke ..and "The Bennyhillifier" just makes it worse http://bit.ly/zd4kk in reply to Angrydyke #
- @PaganLinuxGeek Of COURSE you wear an XL….isn't that the point of the shirt?! Oh..oh you meant in the SHIRT side. Heh. in reply to PaganLinuxGeek #
- @bozeman20 Ah you can't talk trash about my hometown! I'll be forced to tie lead bagels around your ankles and take you for a swim! in reply to bozeman20 #
- Time for this kitten to tumble bedwards. Gotta hit the sordid tracks of work in the morning. Been a while, too. #
- @bozeman20 *sigh* and what I miss most: life after 11 PM :-\ in reply to bozeman20 #












