Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-07-15
- @PaganLinuxGeek I'm a lot better thank you for asking
in reply to PaganLinuxGeek # - In the carpool on the way to the smut hut. Looking forward to seeing my awesome co-workers and to representing my Perverati in my meetings. #
- Have you checked out my post on The Perverted Negress on smooching? http://mollena.com :-* #
- @JetBlue Tip folks, women especially, about making sure to stretch before/during/after long flights and the symptoms of Deep Vein Thrombosis in reply to JetBlue #
- @bailar_vivir Thanks! Yeah it really got me thinkin' and then, of course, it gets dangerous *lol* in reply to bailar_vivir #
- RT @purplehayz: China bans electro-shock therapy for Internet addicts http://snipr.com/n7owa #
- @purplehayz Dang! Just when I thought I'd found a way to roll two kinks into one! in reply to purplehayz #
- @_housekeeper Keep on perving on, my friend!
in reply to _housekeeper # - http://tinyurl.com/cv9xwl "cause I'm a douche bag…'cause I'm a dou-oo-che-bag…this is the anthem for all you douchebags!" #
- @thomaskattus Do you have the fever…? in reply to thomaskattus #
- Now down with Errollyn Wallen: an insanely brilliant Black female composer & artist. Holy crap she fucking rules. http://tinyurl.com/kws7qo #
- What th—Eminem! what is with this Emo-hop?!! http://bit.ly/ERINZ #
- @LadyLure I like it in spite of myself. Dammit, Eminem! **shakes fist** in reply to LadyLure #
- @Bextopia Fuckers. They don't fool me. I just ignore the bastards. Purr on this, Furrorist bastards! in reply to Bextopia #
- http://tinyurl.com/aqbt3j "If you really wanna be my man / Boy you gotta put me on your health care plan…" #
- When I say "Yes, I enjoy _____ but I have to know and trust you first." and your reaction is "Bummer." that is not, I repeat, NOT a "Win." #
- Well, @mdstillman, as someone who is *VERY* serious about her role-playing, it ain't some shit I get into on a first date. *sigh* #
- That subtlety is lost on some. #
- Now I'm not even sure it was a "Full Frontal Fail" so much is ignorance. And I am not sure I'm in teacher mode. Laa-Laa-Laa-Laame. #
- See, people?! That humiliation bouquet throwing shit at weddings IS dangerous! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8149910.stm #
- @fatty_d http://twitpic.com/9z876 – Gosh…I think I used to live here…is this Hollywood…? #
- SPANK LONG AND PROSPER, BITCHES!! Hell yeah I bought that shit! What?!?! http://tinyurl.com/mmrgpp #
- **wiggles** Man I Cannot WAIT until I can orchestrate some shit with the Vulcan paddle and my Lt. Uhura cos\tume…win win win win…. #
- @RedSneakerDiary Those are adorable! Woudl that my boobs were smaller: that style does NOTHING for big tits. in reply to RedSneakerDiary #
- @carnivalesq I can't find the pic of me in my uniform. Pleah! in reply to carnivalesq #
- I love coming back to work to find shit fuuuucked up in my absence. Whoops. Sorry! #
- Franks and Beans! #
- Hey co-worker excitedly speculating that the accident you passed was probably fatal: You Suck. Big Time. #
- Ooo… @14cyclenotes ..um..SIskel & Ebert!! #
- @david_toesrus I'm representing Old SKool, homie!! **pours out a 40** in reply to david_toesrus #
- I can't wait until l BDSM is no longer so taboo that everyone feels compelled to have pseudonyms. I'm too old for this shit. #
- @david_toesrus & UHF! 1 billion clicks per revolution! I used to watch Old Time Bollywood movies for hours to the befuddlement of my parents in reply to david_toesrus #
- @WantonMale @the1miss_luna I've never hidden my name, really, and now I'm completely out but obviously the VAST majority of folks aren't. in reply to WantonMale #
- OH @Work ~ @BeautyChaotic "Dude this wheat bread tastes like…wheat." #
- OW!! I think I ruptured another cyst watching this…awesome prank! http://bit.ly/D2KzV #
- @saynine Totally man!! Its like "When life gives you lemons, paint those fucker GOLD, man!" Cysts = comedy goldmine. in reply to saynine #
- @saynine DAYUM!!! Talking about clangin' and bangin'! in reply to saynine #
- @whipartist I think we do self-reinforce…even for people who really have nothing to risk and COULD help to move away from secrecy. in reply to whipartist #
- Holuy carp. Hey pr0n tube sites: please do not waste my &^%$ tine with 2 minutes of exposition for a 5 minute clip. #pr0nFAOL #
- What is better than giggling over porn clips with co-workers? Not bloody much #MyJobDoesNotSuck #
- @roxystarr69 *grimly* you shoud know not all of it is *GOOD* porn. #TheDownside in reply to roxystarr69 #
- A wee bit nauseous, the stomach still isn't quite right. I'm not at all hungry though I should eat something. #
- Holy shit I dunno what king of mutant body wash my downstairs neighbor is using but its an o'er powering miasma of synthetic perfumey stench #
- Fuck! Its like a bottle of Axe Body Spray raped a perfume counter in a soap factory and this is the evil jizzy runoff of faux flowery funk! #
- @lovingsgirl I will have to locate the proper adversary to break in that paddle! in reply to lovingsgirl #
- @Weebeasty I'm having a Reed's Ginger Beer too; the ginger should help with the nausea. #
- @ButchtasticKyle I need to clone MiniMos: the world's teeniest angriest negress, shootin' straight from the hip! YOUR hip! Pocket that is! in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
- @thedomesticdiva The Biscoff are The Shizz! Discovered 'em on a @VirginAtlantic flight years ago. I was so gaga the FA snuck me a whole bag! in reply to thedomesticdiva #
- @SarahSloane ((hugs)) in reply to SarahSloane #
- @aphalloides Me?? BETTER than a @Fleshlight??! Aw shucks! But I have teeth and my jaw gets tired! in reply to aphalloides #
- Yeah @MissTori ain't no fucking Republicant's gonna come between me and my dream satyr!! #
- Sourdough toast with apricot preserves and spicy little ginger beer sips have helped the tummy. #
- Ooo, @aagblog I love an MLT! When the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe. It's so perky! I love that! #
- I just received a nice e-mail from someone who paid me a lovely compliment. I am teh smiley #
- Moment of Zen: an e-mail from the Bay Area Playwright's Festival (BAPF) was truncated so I couldn't see the bottom of the B or the F. #
- And I wondered who on earth was holding a "RAPE" wine reception. Not that I'd object…I'd just pass on the wine #
- @aphalloides *blerch* GODS I SO dislike &^%$ Drooling!!! in reply to aphalloides #
- LOL @naughtyeliot I know! I haven't had my booty plundered properly in ages #
- @pantherapardus You know it baby…big fan! in reply to pantherapardus #
- **growls all sexylike** @naughtyeliot who's yer muse, baby!!! #
- **struts around** Now go make me some pie, woman! +smacks @naughtyeliot on teh bumbum+ #
- 'lo @Weebeasty you have pie? #
- @naughtyeliot MAN hell yeah and I are hella deprived. Haven't had any in FORevER in reply to naughtyeliot #
- @pantherapardus #TUMMYRUBATTACK!!!! in reply to pantherapardus #
- @Weebeasty …WHEN COME BACK, BRING PIE. in reply to Weebeasty #
- Hey @OrangePlus you can go scritch Cthulhu's sleepy scrotum because @Weebeasty is a Black girl on the interwebs who likes Weebl & Bob :-p #
- @Weebeasty http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/gothic/ that's my fave one in reply to Weebeasty #
- @naughtyeliot I've neither Netflx nor cable so I've only seen a couple of eps of "Dexter" but anything with the power to hijack KLP is ebilz in reply to naughtyeliot #
- My Daily Twittascope – http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
- @pantherapardus Those are insidious. WORSE than "Badger badger mushroom" is "Who loves the chocolate?" http://bit.ly/mPpd *shudder* in reply to pantherapardus #
- *sigh* @pantherapardus However the one that obsessed me for like WEEKS was http://bit.ly/14Wc42 I used to sing it to bother the BF #
- @pudgym29 *curtsy* is @MollyRen trying to avenge an ancient wrong by tricking you into cluttering up your feed with my insanity?? in reply to pudgym29 #
- @naughtyeliot Nini! in reply to naughtyeliot #
- @pantherapardus LOLROTFLMBBAo Dude… o_o in reply to pantherapardus #
- @pantherapardus …..your was all like "fer Bast's sake turn that shit off!!!" in reply to pantherapardus #
- Irritated that even a well-negotiated basic FWB situation still eludes me. Terrible insecurity that the momentum with @LuckyLovewrench died. #
- OK I'm going to go to bed before I get too crabby. Today's been a long day. #
- Night people #
- will SOMEONE PLEASE remind me to NEVER go onto #FetLife late at night?! Fuck. #
- Though on a positive note I did get invited to speak at a new event in 2010 for kinky Black folks. This, for ME, is A Very Big deal. #
- **whispers** I wasn't ever welcome at the other Kinky event for Black folks. Unsurprisingly. But hey, that's the way of the Racial pariah. #
- @maidchaste TWO WORDS, baby: "Race" and "play" and a 100+ post thread. Grr. in reply to maidchaste #
- OK seriously that was an hour of my life and my sleep i'll never get back. NOW. Goodnght. and no more FetLife latenight! #
