The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-07-16

July 16, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-07-16

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 1:00 am

Mornings are for the birds. #
….and, really, not for me. #
http://blip.fm/~7u8kw Why? Because I fucking love Duran Duran. Fuck off! :-p "I light my torch and wave it for…" (sing it with me now) #
Merph @pantherapardus Hell yeah IS is too early but I gotta make the doughnuts. And by "make the doughnuts" I mean "market the perversion." #
@mhoobler SO. Jealous. in reply to mhoobler #
OMG OMG @Graydancer Did you SEE what I ordered yesterday?!?! http://bit.ly/Ub5OV #
@xyverz When I wake up that early it is usually because my bladder has business. in reply to xyverz #
No DOUBT @david_toesrus. I've sympathy for my Mom. I was the first and the weirdest. My Dad, being himself crazy, was prolly less phased. #
@Freakbear Ah. You have succumbed to the Evil that is "Scampi." I used to have the lyrics taped to my monitor back in the day. in reply to Freakbear #
@troyredington DUDE! do NOT listen to a loop from the Weebl website AND watch the Junior Senior animation! You thought "The Ring" was bad? in reply to troyredington #
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @viviane212!!! May your day be as filled with joy and bunnies as this guy! http://tinyurl.com/m4cxzh (weird cartoon alert!) #
You fucking spammer, @NblGXh ! When your background image tells me to use a "Cash Generater" (sic) you FAIL as a spammer! #
@roxystarr69 Thank you! I've had a frosty shoulder from the folks at Black Beat, so I'm pleased that some POC events are more open-minded. in reply to roxystarr69 #
I managed to salvage one kink gig from the trainwreck of NOT being able to do #RentBoyAve. I'll be teaching at the #SMOdyssey Folsom event . #
OMG! @chasesterling Skillhead fucking ROCKS! You should check out the rest of the series, They make ms happy. http://tinyurl.com/nho76s #
@chasesterling The EXTRA WIN thing is that you can let the awesome theme music keep playing after the cartoon is over. So, bonus!! ;-P in reply to chasesterling #
30 seconds into a song on blip I wanted to poke out my eardrums with the business end of a pencil and looked up to see it was Hillary Duff #
Am I old or is that just the awfullest shitty dreck ever? It is to music what a McDonald's hamburger is to a cow in a wheat field. #
http://blip.fm/~9zak5 Yep…Cutting Crew and Jay Z…..huh. Brain imploding… #
@quotidianlight *LOL* You're killin' me!! She has perfume?! in reply to quotidianlight #
You know that scene in "Poltergeist" when the Mom goes into the empty room and opens the closet and it is screaminghowlingvortex in there? #
That is kind of how I feel when I get "present" today. I'm gonna keep that closet shut for now. #
@scottfotki Who know I'd be looking back nostalgically on *&^%$ early MTV?! #
@SiaLikeWhoa That is one of those situations where you come home fucked up and have a REALLY bad moment in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@SiaLikeWhoa I have o love…NONE…for creepy ass hallways. "The SHining" did that for me. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@Ropecast You're…you're…CHECKING THE MANUAL?!?! *collapses laughing* in reply to Ropecast #
**arms akimbo** @Ropecast ….aaaaand that would be different from your normal approach…HOW, exactly? *runs madly in circles* #
@SiaLikeWhoa I saw it at the Lowe's on 86th Street (holla NYC kids!) and the ENTIRE THEATER screamed bloody murder during that scene! in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@Ropecast Come to think ot it, this is the 2nd time you've used a Wookie reference in connection with me. I'm wondering if you're a Wookist. in reply to Ropecast #
@CherriesJubalie Wookies ALWAYS count….. IN MY VAGINA!!! in reply to CherriesJubalie #
@CherriesJubalie Sorry sorry…I couldn't resist. in reply to CherriesJubalie #
http://tinyurl.com/mtdbpd The age-old question, answered. LOLstyle. #
@lqqkout Yes! Because normally they are totally intelligible ;-P in reply to lqqkout #
How much do yo love me, @avatarkoo https://www.shiroikoibito.ishiya.co.jp/ #
Hey WoW fans? Lookin' for Love? http://www.datecraft.com/ #
I receive a Mysterious Package of Candy on my desk @work. Of course I am eating it! Sheet. Now on deck? Grape Now & Later. Fucking A. #
Archaeologists have discovered an ancient Trannie! http://bit.ly/grOsb #
Please god someone stop me from making a "ball-gagged brown sugar" reference to subtitle this bondage pictorial featuring a Black girl <EG> #
**sings** I am gooooing to heeeelllll…..la la laaaa…. #
@ATG That is SO many words!! in reply to ATG #
@ATG *grins* a "gender-non-conforming possible spiritual leader" is a lot of words in reply to ATG #
@katebornstein Here is a really interesting news story that might be of interest! http://bit.ly/grOsb in reply to katebornstein #
You make me sad, @g33kski11z … I totally knew what your handle meant off the bat. Shit. SHIT. #
My Daily Twittascope – You cannot stop the words from buzzing through your mind now, even if they don't bring you a… http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
Well, @david_toesrus Dad was Navy. I don't think he killed anyone, but yes on anger issues. And PTSD. And depression. And Bi-Polar disorder. #
The bi-polar thing was a reverse-diagnosis by my therapist though, so take it for what that's worth. He sure as fuck exhibited the symptoms. #
Oh look. More drool. And look! I STILL HATE DROOL in PR0N!! #Pr0nAngst #
@Ropecast Was that an affectionate lick? Aw, thanks! in reply to Ropecast #
@HouseboyNYC Oooo..the Limeys AND the Italians are comin' for ya now! in reply to HouseboyNYC #
Hey @shurwitt maybe THAT is the zip my Craig's List advert needs to push it over the top!! #
Ugh!! This "emotional and spiritual honesty" thing sucks bollocks! Its cramping my "Make up excuses to not do something" style! #
@CherriesJubalie Remind me to find the photo of my Dad in his whites and me and my cousins in our mini-dress whites. Amazin'. in reply to CherriesJubalie #
Really interesting podcast on "Butch on Butch dating" via @mariaseesall! http://tinyurl.com/cdteab #
@avaamnesia **SPIKES THE BALL** Hellz yes. Congratulations! in reply to avaamnesia #
@mariaseesall No worries, I'll wait for you to catch up. I have always wanted to learn to knit! in reply to mariaseesall #
@avaamnesia TOTALLY. I can also do a Hakka Dance to celebrate. I don't know the words, but I can do the shirtless yelling part! in reply to avaamnesia #
@WantonMale Do you really need The Morning After Pill for dinner? How about a CostCo pizza…? Or perhaps Thai? in reply to WantonMale #
@WantonMale Where on earth?!? That is NOT OK!!! in reply to WantonMale #
@docstrange **quickly calculates** #Unacceptable!!! in reply to docstrange #
@avaamnesia JUST for you, sweetness!! http://twitgoo.com/1hl68 #
http://bit.ly/HQgMd
Mo's LOL of the day… "Mice, mice, baby!" #
Lil Jon has NEVER been this gangsta. NEVAH!! http://bit.ly/H9oDJ #
@Angrydyke I am still listening to it VERY interesting to hear about the politics of these dynamic. in reply to Angrydyke #
@Angrydyke I wish they had someone who was closeted about "butch/butch" relationships, to her their POV on why they ARE on the DL in reply to Angrydyke #
Apropos of lameness…and I know everything is relative but…come on, guys. Big penises are like obscenity: I know it when I see it. #
@docstrange Someone referring to a penis as "big" when it just…well. It just isn't. in reply to docstrange #
@londonsfoggy **steepling fingers together like Montgomery Burns** Eeeeeeeexcellent. in reply to londonsfoggy #
@docstrange If you have a 6" cock, for example (that is the statistical average) & the girth is proportional, how can you assert "bigness?" in reply to docstrange #
@naughtyeliot See it in men's ads all the time. They have a photo of their cock, under penis size check "large" and I'm all "No, baby. No." in reply to naughtyeliot #
@docstrange I don't assert harm. I assert "Lame." in reply to docstrange #
Yeah @naughtyeliot that I don't get. Only the VERY hardcore size queen will eliminate a partner based SOLELY on penis size. #
…and those who utilize strap-ons can, of course, have any size they want depending on mood #
@GenevaN That sounds UNpleasant. Zoiks. My first BF had a formidable cock. A lot for a 16 year old to cope with. But i somehow managed. in reply to GenevaN #
(nodding* @GenevaN I can't be fisted. The pelvic bones are just not down for it. #
@londonsfoggy …or up the butt!! **claps hands gleefully** I certainly am, under the right circumstances, a buttsexian. in reply to londonsfoggy #
@docstrange SO you know females who have said "I love this person, they are thoughtful handsome funny ____ but they penis is too small." in reply to docstrange #
@docstrange …and that was the ONLY reason that they gave? That I haven't encountered. Interesting. in reply to docstrange #
Ride the N Judah safely again: The notorious MUNI humper may have been nicked! http://tinyurl.com/nnm46r #
@docstrange Software sizing, ring sizing and laundry sizing are, in their own way, equally controversial! in reply to docstrange #
@GenevaN A small frame but plenty of bricks on the house. I think it fools people. in reply to GenevaN #
@docstrange Just wow. On the one hand, in terms of a sexual relationship, I see the point. In terms of a full-spectrum relationship: I dunno in reply to docstrange #
@Bextopia Shit. ((hugs)) in reply to Bextopia #
@avaamnesia I had a Patient Wee Lesbian try for a long time to do it. It was enjoyable but, ultimately, no fistage! in reply to avaamnesia #
@missbhavens Dude. I listened to it like 5 times. in reply to missbhavens #
@avaamnesia that reminds me of a hilarious story, akshually… might be worth a vlog post in reply to avaamnesia #
@pantherapardus I ama *titch* above average kind of gal. I, lile @londonisfoggy, like the occasional twingie. in reply to pantherapardus #
@Ropecast **pales** Um. That's Ok. Really. I'm fine. in reply to Ropecast #
*hastily checking calendar* Whew. Not in the same city as @Ropecast until like October. Plenty of time for this conversation to be forgotten in reply to Ropecast #
Congrats to @Ropecast, who wins the Steve Bower award for making be mutter "Red. Fucking red, man." aloud on the train. Win. in reply to Ropecast #
@funkybrownchick What a concept! I just eat the chocolate, avoid the running unless a bus or train's involved, and stay fat! in reply to funkybrownchick #
Dude on the street complimented my hair, said I was pretty & asked if I had a man. When I said I wasn't looking he said "I can't blame you." #
"There's a lot of jerks out there these days." He continued. True, man. True. #
How is it through 12 years of insolvency and alkie irresponsibility I never have my power shut off, and yet one month goes fucked and wham?? #
Candles and early bedtime for me. Fuck. My. Life. Seriously. Fuck it. #
RT @Ropecast @mollena's Law: the vocal activity of a masochists mouth is directly proportionate to the amount of distance/time between them #
@Ropecast Learn it. Love it. Live it. in reply to Ropecast #
**headdesk** #
The hilarity part: I DID bloody finally remember to pay the damn thing, had overpaid it in fact with bill-pay, but bill-pay isn't e-pay #
OK, pound of yogurt…its you and me, kid. You're the only thing the fridge can't keep for 24 hours. Let's rock. #
OK. On the upside. My laptop's charged. I DO have the money to pay the fuckin bill, the horrid flashback and panic attack is just feelings. #
You never know what shit will trigger you until you get triggered, do you? Fuck. #
I know @kayce_m …may a time was I spun that out for MONTHS when I was broke as hell. in reply to kayce_m #
@docstrange Thank you sir! Doing that breathing thing again. Guess I didn't realize I still had emotional landmines around this stuff. in reply to docstrange #
Yes @kayce_m it sure does and has me wondering if I missed a bill somewhere, had a "rolling balance" and THIS delinquency was the trigger. in reply to kayce_m #
Working in banking I've seen this before: seen people kicked into BK because of old missed payments that snowballed in a financial blindspot #
@patrasha That is on-par with a really good headshot photography session. How many set-ups/looks do you get for that? in reply to patrasha #
Ugh. All of my battery powered vibrators are WEAK!! I now know how the pioneers felt. Or the Flintstones. Pterodactyl powered vibrator STAT! #
You know who doesn't give a fuck about the power being off, don't you? http://twitgoo.com/1ho9s #
@patrasha @Monkeyfetish maybe he could negoitiate his way to free and you both maintain rights…? in reply to patrasha #
@JAGnLA it similar to the paradox of drunkards surviving all manner of accidents. Too loose to lose, I guess! in reply to JAGnLA #
@JAGnLA I know a few people who have stories similar to yours. in reply to JAGnLA #
No power, no router, no internets for the lappy and all of my neighbors are on lockdown with their signal. Man. #
Anyone know and hyms? Camping songs? #
@CherriesJubalie That fully truly fucking sucks greasy scabby camel cock, baby. I hope you feel better sooner than clinic time. in reply to CherriesJubalie #
@MissTori night ha-ha-hawtness! in reply to MissTori #
@bacon_lover And you have my unflagging empathy. Total. Fail. in reply to bacon_lover #
@lovings I should break down and get a rechargeable accuVibe or whatever the smaller, less-rapey Hitachi is called. in reply to lovings #
@Catwoman69y2k the fuckers can also see in near dark hundreds of times better than I can! in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
@GenevaN ooo that's my jam! in reply to GenevaN #
@AliceSinAerie Oh ho! That ain't no kinda good…I hope you didn't need them as a result of being upset you'd lost them! in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@SweetSpiced it is interesting what you realize you miss. Mercifully, the hot water heater is gas powered and I somehow still have that! in reply to SweetSpiced #
@thepixiepop they'd suddenly have lazer eyes and would openthe can with 'em is what would happen. in reply to thepixiepop #
@JAGnLA I know how that goes. No DOUBT. in reply to JAGnLA #
@babyface_GM that had better be a good fuckin' orgasm to get people crying! in reply to babyface_GM #
@JAGnLA ¡¿Dependable?! Don't make me start talking some mess over hurrr! in reply to JAGnLA #
The only truly reliable sex-toy is the one strapped to a stalwart lesbian with a good harness and a steely glint in the eye. #
@pantherapardus someone's wankin', my lord, kumbayaaaaa…. in reply to pantherapardus #
@Bextopia I'm glad you can still make the trip. I will keep you in my thoughts. in reply to Bextopia #
@JAGnLA moods and issues are secondary to the reliability of a strap-on dildo, as it doesn't care how sad/snxious/drunk you are in reply to JAGnLA #
A strange rhythymic sound is coming from a dark corner of the twilight room and I suddenly am bathed with incuriousness. #
@GenevaN @pantherapardus good call! Love Ohio players! #
I'm getting so sleepy. I may well take a cue and otterroll my way into bed early… #

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