The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-07-29

July 29, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-07-29

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 1:00 am

My Daily Twittascope – You may need to be discreet today because your unconventional tastes may seem weird to those… http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
Not sure at all why I'm so dragged out this morning. I feel anxious. #
@PaganLinuxGeek nah, it isn't that…my friends seemed to have kept the box tidy for them. More like someone might have taken a rogue whizz in reply to PaganLinuxGeek #
@the1miss_luna This is indeed true. in reply to the1miss_luna #
@the1miss_luna Funny how two and a half days can be such a journey. in reply to the1miss_luna #
RT @Naunihal rt @Slate William Shatner performs Palin's farewell poetry on Conan http://tr.im/upKm #
Check it!! RT @katebornstein: NY Tweeps: Please come see me & Sean Dorsey, Thu- Sun @ NYC Hotfest. http://bit.ly/18GXHf #
@mindtechnica Break a leg! in reply to mindtechnica #
HEY!! Hi, @kumimonster I had no idea your hawtness was up in here. Thanks for the follow, lovely! #
GO Sotomayor!! *wigglydance* #
Which of you perverts'll be at #FloatingWorld? I'm wanting to do a meet-up or some shit. Pretty please to ping me ? #
William Shatner…I still love that man…. http://bit.ly/1mlJ0 #
I just had a moment of the sort I love: objectively looking at myself and thinking "If I weren't me, I'd wanna be my best friend." #
@heidianderson ROTFLMBBAO *wipes a tear* you are killing me man in reply to heidianderson #
@kyeli I am not sure I'm tall enough to be intimidating…I DO have those big ol' boobs, though…maybe that is what does it! in reply to kyeli #
@viviane212 That's right! @Wendyblackheart is supposed to Do Something To Me. in reply to viviane212 #
@mindtechnica Awesomesauce. in reply to mindtechnica #
@mdstillman That is good to hear…the couple of people on the committee with whom I have interacted have been most helpful. in reply to mdstillman #
@debaucheddiva Hey lady! RE: Sexblogger calendar: Can you tell me if 6/20 is open, and or if someone's bought the month of June? #
@TGStoneButch You are coming this way in August? in reply to TGStoneButch #
@14cyclenotes Hello!!! I know, huh?! in reply to 14cyclenotes #
In a dev meeting… a manager refered to those casual kink gatherings we all know and love as "Munchies." Teh cuteness! #
@misscalico @minameow I'm supposed to do something re: my sex blog calendar sponsorship…er…what is that exactly, now? in reply to misscalico #
@CelticFrog Try http://bit.ly/n5jnI in reply to CelticFrog #
Oh Christ. I intended to sponsor the sex-positive #NYSexBloggerCalendar and it seems I've now just rented 2 fetish models. *sigh* #
WTF am I gonna do with fetish models?!?! #YouShouldHaveMyProblems #
@debaucheddiva This is hilarious. Seriously. in reply to debaucheddiva #
@the1miss_luna Um…pillow fight…? in reply to the1miss_luna #
@minivanlibertin it still gets the point across in reply to minivanlibertin #
You know how you spend a long while working on something and then there's just one thing left to do and…you can't work it out? Yeah. That. #
http://bit.ly/13fjqb
"Jagermeister: making brothers do that crazy white boy shit since 1935" #
@suldrew NO no dude it so isn't!! I'm stymied. in reply to suldrew #
@SaschaK Thanks sweetthing! I'm just starting to reclaim the humor it the situation. A little. A tad. Heh. in reply to SaschaK #
New Post on The Perverted Negress… http://www.mollena.com/ I accidentally rent 2 lovely ladies No, really. #
http://tinyurl.com/db2dzl Look…after wrassling with a &*^&% blog post, i now understand this t-shirt. *sigh* #
@SaschaK You can just smile and wiggle your hands in the air! in reply to SaschaK #
OH @ Work – The BossMan: "DO hard-boiled eggs give you….farts?" #
I am fairly certain I just agreed to do a routine in a Fat Black Lady Burlesque Show. This should be interesting. #
@ryanff Dude your belly would explode like in "Alien" and I'd have to grab the wheel. No, thanks. in reply to ryanff #
@AliceSinAerie Your thought process pleases me <eg> in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@NaiveLondonGirl NO WAY!!! SHe's older then my Mom!! in reply to NaiveLondonGirl #
*grins* @raging_journey1 I should put myself in your tutelage or some shit. Become a Punani Pumping Padawan. #
@raging_journey1 You should def get @Ropecast to learn you on throwing a whip. I think a national tour is in the works. in reply to raging_journey1 #
http://tinyurl.com/lw8cko I'll be going to the Rubenesque Burlesque show Sunday. Gotta do research. And they start early! #
If you're an East Bay Tweep, you should go because you know I almost never drag my happy black ass over there. #
@SaschaK http://bit.ly/18C3or
heehee in reply to SaschaK #
@userpong AWESOME!!! I gotta figure out how I'm getting there (either bullying a ride or taking BART) and we will meet up in reply to userpong #
@Weebeasty THAT is why the moment I know when it is you look your ass on travelocity! in reply to Weebeasty #
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST KARAOKE EVER http://bit.ly/YvpYQ #
@hannahstwits GET. OUT. In my area too!! in reply to hannahstwits #
@hannahstwits And I know just what to do to satisfy 'em, this other email told me…horny goat weed will help me satisfy them! in reply to hannahstwits #
@userpong lol if I can get a ride from Berktown to *shudder* Sunnyvale I just might! in reply to userpong #
@raging_journey1 I'm still scanning th memory banks but I think you may have "popped a cherry" this weekend! in reply to raging_journey1 #
@darinwilson I am not yet sure when I will be performing … might be a little while… but the second I get a date I will holla atcha in reply to darinwilson #
@Evinxiamor Girl…I think I almost passed out in dismay from that last post. Eeeek! in reply to Evinxiamor #
Dude. Listen to me, @leighj, and listen well. It is never…NEVER pathetic to feel schadenfreude over some poor sod's tazering. in reply to leighj #
Just plugged in my new Accuvibe® Human Touch portable personable massager. #
Yes, I'm branching out. I just hope my Wahl and my Eroscillator don't get pouty. #
Um. It works. #
@Evinxiamor. Am adding sinus cavity play to my limit list right fucking now! in reply to Evinxiamor #
@Rhonecomp I only applied it to onewhere. An uh….zoiks. in reply to Rhonecomp #
RT @Wordweaverlynn RT @rone there is no 'i' in 'team' but there is an 'eat' and a 'me' #
@LatexFetish howso obviously? in reply to LatexFetish #
@Klawdya I did just use it while plugged though! Out the box, plugged it in, whacked off and (to my astonishment) squirted too. in reply to Klawdya #
@mhoobler Seriously. I DO orgasm pretty easily bit I'm not a hitachi girl and I rarely squirt from masturbating. in reply to mhoobler #
Argh is it Thursday yet??!!? Because I have like the best HNT EVAR to put up. So. 'Cited. #
@mhoobler I'm surprised. From an external vibe? I'm still scritching my head…however the diffuse vibration may have relaxed me right down! in reply to mhoobler #
@avaamnesia http://twitpic.com/bzcye – You gotta show that doggie who is boss! Hm…well, huh. Looks like he knows! #
@mhoobler ooo yeah…I think I even haz link on my blog post for the sextoys people…lemmie look. How cool would that be! in reply to mhoobler #
@pantherapardus Suhweet! in reply to pantherapardus #
@Klawdya I wonder if you got a punky one, Madame!! in reply to Klawdya #
I put up a link in my blog's sidebar, @mhoobler so click away http://mollena.com I'll be posting a review later. Maybe #
@menstruosity Doooo eeeet!! LOL in reply to menstruosity #
@Septimus1812 ARGH My need to comply is too strong!!! in reply to Septimus1812 #
@pantherapardus Yeah I felt that way about http://bit.ly/408w9r that one.It got a twitpic AND post. in reply to pantherapardus #
Fuck I gotta do the heater for a few minutes…it is nipply in this flat. #
@Klawdya Yeah 'cause I took it from the packaging, clicked the switch, nothing. Plugged it in, blue light came on, turned it on, DISCO. in reply to Klawdya #
@bailar_vivir The weather here has spoiled me for anywhere else i think. Except perhaps Maui. in reply to bailar_vivir #
@mhoobler Thank YOu! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaA11qq@mhoobler in reply to mhoobler #
@mhoobler uh sorry. keyboard fail in reply to mhoobler #
http://blip.fm/~asalw CRANKING Alice in Chains and I don't give a FUCK who knows it! #
http://blip.fm/~asczo No one will be surprised that I, in the 9th grade, believed this to be the best. Song, Ever. Recorded. #
@purplehayz Wait wait. Before my vagina implodes at the speed of sound. please tell me there is not a WoW flick and Rami is NOT directing it in reply to purplehayz #
http://blip.fm/~ase0o Cheese time! Richard Cheese, that is…. #
@purplehayz *dubious gaze* Okay….O in reply to purplehayz #
@purplehayz Thank Ganesha, it's Lore Sjöberg. Awesome! Plus I suspect he is a pervert, so bonus win. in reply to purplehayz #
@lunaraven13 hi, @CandiedYam I'm one of us too #
@Klawdya Indeed, it does not! in reply to Klawdya #
@Klawdya I wonder if there has been some change to the specs since the time you've had yours. That is a curiosity making thing. in reply to Klawdya #
@Klawdya It MUST have the capacity to run on trickle charge when plugged in somehow: mine was deader than Jayne Mansfield when it arrived. in reply to Klawdya #
@CandiedYam Waaaaait a second…I suspect you are cuter than me…this cannot stand! I won't be bumped down in the hierarchy of 6/20 girls! in reply to CandiedYam #
@CandiedYam @lunaraven13 Badassery is afoot. #
@CandiedYam That photo is awesome! Fucking a! in reply to CandiedYam #
@Klawdya By some metric of "alive," yes <eg> in reply to Klawdya #
Only on Twitter can 3 insanely kick ass Black women born on the same day become virtually acquainted. #Badassery #
@Weebeasty And inyour case #Boobtastity1 in reply to Weebeasty #
@Weebeasty Will you stick pins in my voodoo doll if I mentioned that I put the heat on earlier because my room was so chilly? Prolly, huh. in reply to Weebeasty #
"Some kind of solitude is measured out in you. You think you know me but you haven't got a clue." http://bit.ly/2aF65J #
listening closely to the lyrics of "Gett Off", I realize it is Prince's sexual overture of a fat girl who hasn't gotten fucked in a while. #
I find this arousing and depressing at the same time. #
@Weebeasty You can't win! in reply to Weebeasty #
@raging_journey1 This scrolled by as I was looking for something else, and made me think of you! http://blip.fm/~ashye http://bit.ly/pCBLp #
Congrats to @sparklydevil @whittles @fightingwords & the #HubbaHubbaReview for winning SF Weekly Reader's Choice: Best Burlesque! #

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