The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-07-31

July 31, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-07-31

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 1:00 am

My Daily Twittascope – Your key planet Mercury could be running out of control today. It's not that your intellect … http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
Woke up a bit dehydrated…headachey…pleh. #
So has you looked at my Half Nekkid Thursday? It is full of awesome and win http://mollena.com #
My desk @ work is as much of a disaster as my desk @ home…time to pause and pickitup. #
@LadyKona We still need to plot so that I may come visit your neck of the continent….! in reply to LadyKona #
@_housekeeper I don't have pants on either! I am, however, wearing a dress so that kind of mitigates it. I do still, however, feel sexeh. in reply to _housekeeper #
Glands on the right side of my neck are a bit feisty. Loading up on C, echinacea and other shit. Dammit, NOT. Gonna. Be Sick. Nope. #
@Coffey0072 The weather here, in typical SF "summer" styleee, is clammy and damp and the mold spore count is kicking my ass, girl. in reply to Coffey0072 #
http://bit.ly/18Y2hh
Just watch out for your eyes…it'll getcha! #
Wondering if @whipartist has found this to be true… http://bit.ly/I7TFv #
Mmmm…rough trade breakfast… http://bit.ly/UMS8H #
@chasesterling I hope you have someone to give you some aftercare. Good luck! in reply to chasesterling #
Go girl go! RT @Shoshi: "Just had a heated discussion w/a rabbi about racism in Jewish community,he wants 2 have dinner 2 discuss more…." #
@Coffey0072 That is one of the few things I don't miss about NYC :-\ in reply to Coffey0072 #
@WickedGrounds Hi hi! Do you folks have a firm date yet for opening? I'm so stoked to visit in reply to WickedGrounds #
SF pervs: check out @WickedGrounds as they will be opening SFs Kinky Coffee House very soon, and that is full of win. #
Getting my giggle on at the "Fuck You, Penguin." blog http://www.fupenguin.com/ #
@heidianderson Yoooou are soooo jealouuus….. in reply to heidianderson #
@lunaraven13 You know I gots to have my soy, Mama. in reply to lunaraven13 #
RT @heidianderson: @Mollena We have kinky coffee houses too!!!! They just don't know I am getting my ass beat in their bathrooms #
@heidianderson High five baby! Keepin' it REAL. in reply to heidianderson #
@WickedGrounds Awesome!! I want to be sure to write you guys up ASAP for…um..you know. Various sites. in reply to WickedGrounds #
Baby rhino cuteness warning. http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/features/mutts/blog/rhino.jpg #
@whipartist THAT I will believe! in reply to whipartist #
Wondering if going to the @WickedGrounds opening can count as a work outing…well, hell yeah it can. #
@deviantouch I was following the wrong "You!" in reply to deviantouch #
@joqatana Yes, an outing is in order, yes indeed! in reply to joqatana #
@joqatana I know..I'm like "Wait, how do I not know her?!" If the opening is on the 4th I suggest a twitter munch…um…Twunch…? Mitter? in reply to joqatana #
@deviantouch Thank god. Because @DeviantTouch is NOT nearly as pervy as I need!!! in reply to deviantouch #
Twittering perverts! @joqatana, I think the difference is that the Twunch is for "Out" perverts. Tired of all this secrecy and anonymity. #
I know it is necessary for some, but those who CAN be out should fly the flag #
@ObamaFoodorama wait…Jamie Foxx??? in reply to ObamaFoodorama #
@MinVanLib It is my hope that the peeps who CAN be out contribute to a less hostile attitude and help those wo can't. But I'm an optimist! in reply to MinVanLib #
@ObamaFoodorama Oh! *whew* I was gonna trip my head off on that one!! in reply to ObamaFoodorama #
@MinVanLib And that pisses me off. I know "Out" parents here in the Bay Area but…it IS the Bay Area, yanno? in reply to MinVanLib #
@ObamaFoodorama OK, OK, I get it…Gates HIMSELF is not a BEJM, but his ACTIONS were that of a BEJM. Right. Clears that right up! in reply to ObamaFoodorama #
@ObamaFoodorama He says he has lost of friends of different races and isn't a racist. Wonder if he STILL has those friends. in reply to ObamaFoodorama #
RT @NYCSexBlogCal: Only 3 days left to buy your personalized calendar days & support SWA. http://bit.ly/2yPUbu 20 days still remain unsold. #
@susanmernit For whom is this Un-Conference…? It seems REALLy "Un" !!! in reply to susanmernit #
@susanmernit WHoops…never mind! I surfed to the front FRONT page and it is a wee bit clearer in reply to susanmernit #
@TracyReneeJones She should have rolled like this: http://bit.ly/12Ji53 in reply to TracyReneeJones #
@katebornstein Kick ASS!! You know how it is done in reply to katebornstein #
@miscca Have you used any Twitter adjunct sites? They get swiped from there quite often. in reply to miscca #
Just saw a photo on #FetLife that rendered me absolutely stunned. And I've seen some crazy shit in my day. #WhatHasBeenSeenCannotBeUnseen #
@phillyeboni I saw a thumbnail on my feed roll by and was all "What is thaaaa——OMG!" in reply to phillyeboni #
@astreaw May I just say: "DOOOOOOOOOOOUCHEBAAAAAAAAG!!!!!" in reply to astreaw #
FO-SHIZZ!!! http://bit.ly/12dWsy
Rafael Casal – Bay Area Slang Top 100 (The Grinch song) #
@thepixiepop since its a link to a FetLife link that is INSANELY explicit, I DMed you it. in reply to thepixiepop #
@Freakbear You noticed that huh…. in reply to Freakbear #
@K_Skye What UP, boo! in reply to K_Skye #
@thepixiepop Would you be out of commission for a few *DAYS*?? in reply to thepixiepop #
@thepixiepop OK, that makes it less intimidating. Painful, no doubt, but not as intimidating! in reply to thepixiepop #
@docstrange Done! in reply to docstrange #
@thepixiepop **snerk** in reply to thepixiepop #
@thepixiepop He looks so…poignant… in reply to thepixiepop #
@Mojo4Melo I've found the same. I think it is because I tend to attract a more relaxed type of individual in reply to Mojo4Melo #
My trip BACK to Madison WI for #MadtownKinkfest 2/19-21/10. is being arranged. Save the date, Midwesteners! #
@Hedonia LOVE. in reply to Hedonia #
@AliceSinAerie This one made my girlbits cringe. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@raging_journey1 OMG we have to make sure to get adjoining rooms dude! in reply to raging_journey1 #
@ScarletStSyr PHOTOS or it never happened!!!! in reply to ScarletStSyr #
@mdstillman I'm gonna be Princess Puffball. I insist on a warmed blanket to cover me from MSN to the car, and same from car into the hotel! in reply to mdstillman #
@raging_journey1 Are they asking you to pee on them?? in reply to raging_journey1 #
@raging_journey1 ….not that there's anything wrong with that. in reply to raging_journey1 #
Heartwarming moment @ work. Showed The Boss the Inflated Labia of Doom. "OH my GOD you perverts are fucking perverted!!" **warm smile** #
@Hedonia *sigh* Bee-yoo-ti-ful!!! in reply to Hedonia #
@troyredington I DMed you it! in reply to troyredington #
Amazing animal prosthetics! http://bit.ly/A48mZ #
http://bit.ly/3kO7Me
Yep….I still have a crush on k.d. lang #
Faux-Retro "Ghostbusters" mash-up http://bit.ly/zhUp8 #
@AliceSinAerie *BING* in reply to AliceSinAerie #
http://tinyurl.com/mcxwc7 5 year old kid playing "Folsom Prison Blues" Wow! #
@AliceSinAerie After seeing the video of the 2 Asian girls, the funnel, and a bucket of live baby eels, I doubt that would make me blink. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@zilledefeu ….get nekkid next time and make it a scene? in reply to zilledefeu #
"Weapon of Choice" ~ http://blip.fm/~aw517 if thou canst sit still during this song, indeed, thou art ded. #
Hi, @GrenzePhoto! You know who to call iffen ya ever need a fat Black fetish model ;-p #
@gamelink Oh my. in reply to gamelink #
@AliceSinAerie Funny story: I deliberately never watced it! I watched hundreds of "reaction videos" though! in reply to AliceSinAerie #
DUDE! Yeah, @Weebeasty Are you feeling it?!?? And mad ups to @Raging_Journey1 for the boob support #
@Kaoness Whatgame? Show biz? Poker? Crying? Advertising? in reply to Kaoness #
HOLY CRAP I just found my FIRST "FAVORITE SONG" *squee* I remember doing my special hairbrush dance to this song!! #
Huh. Listening to the lyrics I wonder no longer about some of my "Issues" http://tinyurl.com/6nh98l Oh Mom & Dad…. #
Sometimes all you can do is watch the building burn from across the street. #
@lunaraven13 what's this "THiS" evening crap?? in reply to lunaraven13 #
@avaamnesia **raises tha r00f** in reply to avaamnesia #
@quotidianlight Don't tell me you tempted those brothers with…..fresh produce?!?! in reply to quotidianlight #
@heidianderson Would that I could, lady. in reply to heidianderson #
@quotidianlight This has to go on "The List" of unexpected seductive props! in reply to quotidianlight #
@AliceSinAerie Total. Win. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@lunaraven13 I'm glad I missed out on the Extra Dose of Fail then…I mighta wound up talkin' with the popo for punhing someone in the throa in reply to lunaraven13 #
@vrika Hella! in reply to vrika #
@outlawdiva I think you have just hit on my stripper name. in reply to outlawdiva #
@dopegirlfresh, you're thoughtful to alert us to @reclusivebeauty's loss. My prayers are offered to you & your family that you find comfort. #
@MockngbirdGirl How is this night different from all other nights…? in reply to MockngbirdGirl #
@LScribbens Does your bring all the boys to the yard? in reply to LScribbens #
RT @sswayze Everything you can imagine is real. – Pablo Picasso via @pensbury #
@LScribbens Is "It just doesn't work for me." Considered an "argument against" ? in reply to LScribbens #
@LScribbens I'm always so baffled by people who try to pee on the feet of other people who walk differently. Isn't life short enough? in reply to LScribbens #
@lunaraven13 Rotflmao in reply to lunaraven13 #
@MockngbirdGirl Last time I read FL too long I was yelling at my monitor like a homeboy watching a horror flick! Can't stand that mess! LOL in reply to MockngbirdGirl #
@lunaraven13 Mmm…brussels sprouts…. in reply to lunaraven13 #
@lunaraven13 Now I want them and I KNOW they are out of season! in reply to lunaraven13 #
@CelticFrog that is way better! in reply to CelticFrog #
@Naunihal Friends and BBQ are basic necessities of life. in reply to Naunihal #
Because I am SO pleased with my HNT and it is almost no longer Thursday, I again squeak my delight! Peep it! http://mollena.com #
@docstrange THANK you! •beeeeeming• in reply to docstrange #
@WickedGrounds Aw shucks! Fingers crossed you can make the adjustments easily! in reply to WickedGrounds #
GO BELUGA WHALE!!! http://is.gd/1VrRA #
LOL @dominadoll! AS I WAS READING your tweet I was scratching my ankle! #MosquitoesSuck in reply to dominadoll #
@MockngbirdGirl Oy vey bebeh! What God of Small Things have you forgotten in your burnt offerings?! *snerk* in reply to MockngbirdGirl #
@WickedGrounds …so how does one volunteer to volunteer? in reply to WickedGrounds #
@SinnamonLove I'm so sorry you had to have that creepy and jacked-up moment hit you. I hope you took care of yourself afterwards. in reply to SinnamonLove #
Ya @sarahdopp Its like when people laugh in my face when I tell them I'm shy. Just because you ain't seen shy like me don't mean I ain't. in reply to sarahdopp #
@lunaraven13 Steam that shit, hand me some herbed butter and step tha fuck back 'cause I'm-a go Tasmanian Devil on the sucka! in reply to lunaraven13 #
@SinnamonLove I would totally bake you a cake with a file inside and bring it to ya! Red Velvet sound good? in reply to SinnamonLove #
Teh Kitties of the Corn turn 13 somtime around now. These irksome basturds and I have been through a lot together. I love ya. Ya shitheads. #
@MockngbirdGirl Well played! •applause• in reply to MockngbirdGirl #
@Lorika13 smarter indeed. You don't see THEM mucking about on dry land! in reply to Lorika13 #
SF Peeps & Pervs! Help get @WickedGrounds rolling! Follow them for updates on how you can help, and grand opening info! #
@JAGnLA lol you are too sweet. It was a mixed bad. I've several friends goin' THROUGH it and I'm just holding them in my prayers, you know? in reply to JAGnLA #
@mutilato Nah….just fuck around more often on Twitter ;-D in reply to mutilato #
@JAGnLA and how was your day? in reply to JAGnLA #
@SexyShida I hope you sleep well and wake up refreshed and feeling better! in reply to SexyShida #
@quotidianlight Awww yeah…. daikon, bitches!! in reply to quotidianlight #
@JAGnLA Fooligans are errywhere these days. in reply to JAGnLA #
@mutilato I would make an awful time traveler. I know just enough history to be dangerous and not enough to exploit for my own benefit. in reply to mutilato #
@KellyShibari @Freakbear To paraphrase Ani DiFranco, He is 33 types of win and then some. #
I'm sorry, @SiaLikeWhoa did you just have 'raw nuts' & 'juicy fruits' in the same post? I'm calling the Innuendo Police. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@Bextopia Bahahahah! in reply to Bextopia #
Heehee! When I was a kid, @lunaraven13, I'd pretend brussels sprouts were cabbages and I was a giant monster eating them whole! in reply to lunaraven13 #
I hereby commit to myself to always eat at least one brusssels sprout from every serving pretending I'm a giant monster eating a cabbage! #
@JAGnLA http://twitpic.com/c82x9 – Pigs will fuck you up. No doubt. #
@chasesterling I might amend your post only by adding the words "in my" somewhere in the word "cocktail" as I'm on the wagon ;-p in reply to chasesterling #
@JAGnLA Hm. Maybe they confused "pig" and "hog" and forrgot the word "hedge" and Ron Jeremy was loose on the set?? in reply to JAGnLA #
I hate to besmirch a great legacy but Paul Newman's cat fud gave on of the Kitties of teh Corn Montezuma's Revenge. And bad. #
@SiaLikeWhoa !Bustéd! in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@bailar_vivir hell yeah brussels + bacon = win! in reply to bailar_vivir #
@SiaLikeWhoa Broccoli. Trees. Rule. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@quotidianlight the only purple I remember is 'Harold and the Purple Crayon'! in reply to quotidianlight #
@lunaraven13 Girl I thought spinach was akin to algae until I was 19 because I'd never seen the shit fresh! Ah, NYC childhood! in reply to lunaraven13 #
@JAGnLA Aw poor Mr. Jeremy….reputation so sullied now! ;-D in reply to JAGnLA #
@chasesterling *shakes hand* it is a deal, madame! BTW how are those bones of yours doing? in reply to chasesterling #
@JAGnLA I've an ex who was one of those who had no Asparagus Eech Effect. He couldn't even smell it, never peed funny either. Eerie. in reply to JAGnLA #
@lunaraven13 ah yes. The motherfucking swear robot. in reply to lunaraven13 #
Wanna use the new toy but that thing's an orgasm convection oven. Leaves me crispy on the outside & moist on the inside in 4 minutes #
@broccoli_lover I am resisting the urge to make a saucy comment about 'wrapping' thinds and 'keeping them from going soft.' in reply to broccoli_lover #
@chasesterling That sucks big bloated blistered baboon booty. I'm so sorry in reply to chasesterling #
Holy shit I just replied to a … a….broccoli bot! *headdesk* #
Roomie finally out of the bathroom. I can't do it while she's in there, lest I make a loud gronking noise. Let's boogie, Acuvibe. #
Asdfghjk #
Srsly. That thing is crazy and I'm not lying. Its gonna take me another 10 minutes to…uh. to finish out the….cycle…gghhh…. #
@SiaLikeWhoa My G1 has maaaagical powers! in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@Freakbear its the Acuvibe Human Touch in reply to Freakbear #
@JAGnLA how do you think ×I× feel?? I am DONE in 2 minuted then lay there twitching like a gill-netted dolphin for 15! in reply to JAGnLA #
@notoriousflirt !!!! Now THAT made me giggle in reply to notoriousflirt #
@14cyclenotes Ambivalent…not sure how I feel about bottoming to a vibrator. in reply to 14cyclenotes #
@chasesterling Much Love: you haz it. Love, prayers and healing thoughts. in reply to chasesterling #
OK my delectable puppytoes…nightsleeptime! #

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