The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-08-03

August 3, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-08-03

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 1:00 am

@whipartist I'm not sure I understood any percentage of that tweet. in reply to whipartist #
@Akelaa Evidently, having oral sex means you lack standards. in reply to Akelaa #
@misstayva OH SNAP! Dude. DUDE! My eardrums just orgasmed! in reply to misstayva #
@notoriousflirt Well, I hope you find the perfect person to have the honor of putting your penis in their mouth. in reply to notoriousflirt #
RT @misstayva @Mollena If you put a vibrator right at the base of your skull just right, it makes the room wavy. (And your ears orgasm!) #
@notoriousflirt I'm not talking about picking at ramdom. I'm talking about dating, getting to know someone, enjoying their company. in reply to notoriousflirt #
@notoriousflirt The last person you dated: did things just not get that far? in reply to notoriousflirt #
@Akelaa Yep. 1st bf & I were virgins. Things progressed, as they do with teenagers, based on curiosity and lust and, in his case Catholicism in reply to Akelaa #
@Akelaa ×snerk× Heehee in reply to Akelaa #
@chasesterling THAT is a horrid, horrid thing. What a vile thought, and a viler thing to say to a rape survivor. in reply to chasesterling #
@avaamnesia Absofuckinglutely. in reply to avaamnesia #
@Akelaa were you the Cathloc, or your partner? in reply to Akelaa #
Come to ponder it, @avaamnesia, the past couple of times I shared a bed with someone, there was not full-court-press-home-run sexytime. in reply to avaamnesia #
But yes, it felt pretty intimate. #
RT @Mollena (@Akelaa) were you the Cathloc, or your partner? (WTF's "Cathloc"? When the Pope seals you in a plastic bag?) #TypoFail #
Or maybe a CathLoc is a Papal homage to the rapper ToneLoc? #
@Akelaa LOLOL! Ow! Brilliance! in reply to Akelaa #
I think @MissTayva's vibrator-to-the-dome suggestion has scrambled my brains! #
@chasesterling I would go so far as to put that person on my "No Fly List." :-{ in reply to chasesterling #
ATTENTION DRUNK HIPSTERS: the passing siren howling Fire Truck is NOT your cue to start howling at the moon!! Shit! #
RT @avatarkoo I'm smoking a tabacco Sherlock Holmes pipe . At 5am. This is the most gangsta thing I've done in months. #
Sheeeit, @avatarkoo that might be the most gangsta thing ANY Korean girl has done ever. in reply to avatarkoo #
@chasesterling Night Lady Awesometoes! in reply to chasesterling #
@Akelaa I can't stop fucking laughing at that…I've a whole 50s era horror trailer with pope Bennie starring. in reply to Akelaa #
@Angrydyke What is there to figure that would be bad? in reply to Angrydyke #
LOL @avatarkoo why am I imagining you pegging MC Frontalot??? in reply to avatarkoo #
This one is @avatarkoo's fault. "Pitch Dark" by MC Frontalot http://is.gd/1YO6O #
My Daily Twittascope – You may feel fenced in by your current circumstances today, for you don't have as much leewa… http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
Waking thoughts of the day: "Don't wanna." And I even went back to sleep when I woke up much earlier to try to reset it. #
@pantherapardus http://twitpic.com/cj1qi – It looks to be twisted on the right side, so it is a bit of a tough call. Looks a lot like on … #
WONDERFUL art! RT @weirdnews Chinese Artist Shows Us How To Disappear http://weirdasianews.com/?p=5855 #
@Klawdya Hello??? Protective case bails in the hour of need?? Lame, man. Very. in reply to Klawdya #
@TGStoneButch Nah…reflexive sex, while critical, doesn't notch the bedpost. in reply to TGStoneButch #
@spunquee lol! Bust a cap in tha cassock! in reply to spunquee #
@molten_emotion Itching? I hope the kitty doesn't need some Advantage! =^..^= in reply to molten_emotion #
@molten_emotion I will send out the warmwigglyvibes that you are scritched and petted to your heart's content in reply to molten_emotion #
@Ropecast Hey I think I met the pink shorted grappler. And that lake looks familiar… in reply to Ropecast #
@raging_journey1 Now I am butthurt! All he did around me was pretent to sleep! *snerk* in reply to raging_journey1 #
Showered. Gettin my shi together to go over to @WickedGrounds and lend my hands for a few hours. #
I have to be wary of observing the lives of others longingly. The placid, beautiful facade of some lives is riddled with termites. #
Rather than wishing for what someone else hs crafted, I am stronger when I look to my own innerlands and paint my life from there. #
Someone PLEASE tell me how a hoodie on a hook for MONTHS is kittyfur molested already?!? #
That's what I get for branching out from my usual toxins; bromine in my fucking Mountain Dew. Holy. Shit. Really, Pepsi?!? BROMINE?? #
Guy on the streyy passed me who, from the back, so resembled my ex The Pizza Guy that I lost my breath. #
http://twitpic.com/cjqbc – Sunny Sunday stroll's sartorial sassiness. #
@Naunihal heehee….you said airporn. Win. #
@molten_emotion heah I'm not feelin' it. At ALL. in reply to molten_emotion #
Strung out gal next to me on the #14 bus. On top of the 4 other thugs back here, one of whom just started rapping, I'm enjoying this ride. #
@alanpdx That would, at least, be more natural, man! LOL in reply to alanpdx #
@joqatana Ah well….I'm non-kink friendly too in reply to joqatana #
iPod Crackhead (briefly) cranked up 50Cent and the back of the bus all busted out "'cause I'm a motherfukin P.I.M.P.!" I resisted. Barely. #
Watching a buncha yuppies sing along to "We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off" at the Urban Market food bar = violent cognative dissonance. #
http://twitpic.com/cjuve – "Painting within the above box is expressly permitted & shall not constitute ""graffiti" according to sec #23 … #
On a hunt to find where the @WickedGrounds table painting party is…SoMa has SoMany teeny streets! #
Screwing tables together this afternoon for the greater glory of @WickedGrounds. Whew. #
Goddamn I just fell in love with San Francisco right now. #
@jizlee I'm gonna be back later this week to decorate a table Maybe we can overlap! in reply to jizlee #
@bailar_vivir Its funny…I've loved living here but I'd never felt fierce sexylove before just now. I think it was the fog and the friends. in reply to bailar_vivir #
#SleazebagConfessional I just totally ogled the rack of a wife and mother. In my defense: holy gnocchi it is a FABULOUS rack. damn. #
@raging_journey1 Sing it girl. http://is.gd/1ZT9o #
@bailar_vivir you'd better watch out…those poly people will getcha and….oh hi, @CelticFrog! in reply to bailar_vivir #
@CelticFrog I will hold my head high and get my leer on then, Mamacita! *lol* in reply to CelticFrog #
Girl: "Have you seen that movie 'The Secretary'?" Boy: "No…" Girl: "We really should watch it!" #PivotalRelationshipMoments #
Still really high from a great conversation I had today. In retrospect and context, my life really is •quite• remarkable. #
@userpong Fuck. in reply to userpong #
Why did all of the teeth on the left side of my head start aching simultaneously? I can't inhale without them aching. Where's the Sensodyne? #
*grins* takes me back to the All-Pervert screening of "Secretary" the producers gave us here just before it was released. #
My non-kinky friend turned to me after "He was so neurotic and indecisive for a dominant. SHE was the one who mmade things happen." #
"Welcome to my world…" I said. "That the author hit right. On. The. Head." #
@darinwilson I will have to remember to compliment after ogling next time I go MILF leering in reply to darinwilson #
@phillyeboni And if that doesn't clue 'em, nothing will! in reply to phillyeboni #
@T_N_Thomas That would be a most helpful flick to assist in some "Ah ha!" moments, fo sho :-} in reply to T_N_Thomas #
@CelticFrog Oh snap did I miss it? Are you exponentially married today? Cobgratulations to you abd @Hub2 in reply to CelticFrog #
@userpong Are you fucking kidding??? in reply to userpong #
@userpong FFS. I'm glad you were able to resolve it with the landlord! in reply to userpong #
@bailar_vivir no no I was wishing them joy the Iowa way heeheh in reply to bailar_vivir #
@T_N_Thomas I have it here somewhere…and OMG did I get hotsie for Spader after that flick! in reply to T_N_Thomas #
@phillyeboni When I ×do× get lucky, I always seem to land rough trade guys…go figure. in reply to phillyeboni #
@CelticFrog I about to go perv your twitpic stream for the goods in reply to CelticFrog #
@outlawdiva!!! That cartoon is HELLA inaccurate! Black people simploy do not say "WOOOOOOOOOO!" **huffy** in reply to outlawdiva #
@sharonglassman *lol* I only now saw this post. Um..yeah, I think so *snerk* You give great phone, girl! in reply to sharonglassman #
Thank Ganesha I have heavy duty Motrin and Aleve left over from the Cyst O Doom and Pride (Weekend) Fall because shit…my jaw's a mess. #
@ButchtasticKyle An awesomely alliterative alimentary actualization! in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
I am so 'cited about a thing I can't tell about just yet. But you'll be even sorrier when I CAN tell because I won't be shutting up1 #
You might be PMSing if: Your dinner is a jelly doughnut. You are TOTALLY PMSing if: You eat your jelly doughnut dinner in bed. #
@MockngbirdGirl Holy shit, beotch!! ROTFLMBBAO!! I bow before your PMSy snack might!! *giggles* in reply to MockngbirdGirl #
@MockngbirdGirl I owe you an ass kicking…I'm now contemplating the Garlic Fries lurking in the back of the freezer **shakes fist at you** in reply to MockngbirdGirl #
@quotidianlight I am so excited but I can't post it publicly until she drops it in reply to quotidianlight #
@MockngbirdGirl I've been know to fuck up someone now & then. The time a gal's top had to remind me what "YELLOW, BITCH!" meant was telling! in reply to MockngbirdGirl #
@bailar_vivir Sleep tight! Don't let the bedbugs bite! (mostly because they ignore safewords) in reply to bailar_vivir #
@MockngbirdGirl I don't even have parmesan. Dang. in reply to MockngbirdGirl #
#WhatIf you were offered your wildest dream: would you have the guts to grab hold? #
@purplehayz Sleep well! in reply to purplehayz #
@whipartist Welcome back Miss Pinky! in reply to whipartist #
@lunaraven13 Me? Hellz yeah! I'm a dream surfin fool in reply to lunaraven13 #
*nodding* @badinfluencegrl I know I have been motivated by fear in the past. I sometimes wonder what I missed. I don't want to miss anything #
@Mojo4Melo I hope your decompression continues apace in reply to Mojo4Melo #
@mopedronin LOL! Grab it by the shorthairs and make it scream your name, baby!!! in reply to mopedronin #
Why do you think that is, @LScribbens, that you don't know what your wildest dream is? Maybe you do and just forgot #
I'm sitting here curled up in bead with a horrible jaw-ache and in tears. But not from the pain. from gratitude. And from happies! #
Gratitude that I'm alive,sober and present in this moment and feeling pretty danged cool, frankly. I'm kinda cool! And it is OK to say that! #
http://bit.ly/112QcA I'm Joe Cool cool! #
@CASizemore **spikes the ball** Do that thing! in reply to CASizemore #
@languid WIN!! Feeling cool is soooo much better than feeling lame in reply to languid #
@BadRoomie Oh crap..what if ~I~ was the "Bad Roomie?!?!" I fear I am somewhere on your site. I have history of which I'm not proud. in reply to BadRoomie #
@sarahdopp ….so will actors. And it doesn't even have to be top-shelf in reply to sarahdopp #
@MrRoxy Hey there1 No suchluck! It was a rather sudden onset so I fear either a nerve or tooth problem. NOT. Sexy! in reply to MrRoxy #
@bacon_lover Believe me I feel you. in reply to bacon_lover #
@languid I'm firm yet squishy. I have been told I give excellent hug. in reply to languid #
LOL @quotidianlight I'm the memory foam submissive: I conform to your shape under pressure, but eventually I regain my own form! #
@breakingsfnews …which can be found…where?? in reply to breakingsfnews #
@LScribbens Do you miss them? in reply to LScribbens #
@bacon_lover That makes me smile. Shedding fear is one of the awesome side effects of chronological progression in reply to bacon_lover #
@vniow Hey its the wonderful wizard of WiFi!! **waves** Lovely to chat today in reply to vniow #
@quotidianlight I do owe several people new keyboards, so thanks for not spritzing! in reply to quotidianlight #
I gotta wind down and get some sleep. I hope whatever this problem with my mouth is that it goes away on a night's sleep. #
Quickie post on "The Perverted Negress" … "Community. Service." with shouts out to @WickedGrounds peeps and shit #
%$$@ forgot to strip the bed and put the laundry out! Bad Mo…. **crawls from warm bed** #

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