The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-08-05

August 5, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-08-05

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 1:00 am

My Daily Twittascope – It's apparent that you cannot do everything you want to do now, even if you try. Unfortunate… http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
@podagraph it boggled my mind on so many levels. Bit it gives me hope. If those two could find one another, I may still have a chance yet! in reply to podagraph #
Rest In Peace, Naomi Sims. Helping little Black girs feel beautiful is magic! http://is.gd/22haj #
@CatalinaLoves Sleep stealing gnomes. in reply to CatalinaLoves #
I now think of "Shaun of the Dead" when I hear this! RT @TracyReneeJones Grandmaster Flash–White Lines http://blip.fm/~3xowu #
RT @WantonMale Behold the awesomeness of hair…. http://dontjudgemyhair.com/ #
@quotidianlight I didn't even know you podcasted! Durr. What's the link? in reply to quotidianlight #
@squidie Your Mother is in my prayers. I hope she is allright and back home soon! in reply to squidie #
@kyeli It classifies as Epic Win. in reply to kyeli #
@mhoobler FREEBASE! in reply to mhoobler #
@CatalinaLoves Join the club of "Why The Hell Do You KNow That??" Trivia buffs! I'm a card carrying member in reply to CatalinaLoves #
I love it when EXTREEEME KINK PLAYERS get snotty about being more intense than other pervs. OK. SO you can take / dish out Teh Pain. Whatev #
@wyrdbyrd The thing that bugs me is that, unless you know the people you see playing very, very well, you cannot tell what "hardcore" means. in reply to wyrdbyrd #
Years ago I saw a woman being VERY lightly flogged screaming up a storm. I though it was foolish 'til I learned she had fibromyalgia. #
That light flogging for her was VERY intense. *shrug* Yet people bitched that she was "showing off." #
I don't care what people think abut other's kinks. I DO get stabby when people who do the shit that LOOKS scary posture as "more hardcore." #
You can be covered from head to foot in bleeding whipmarks and be well within your comfort zone. Someone else may safe-word due to spitting. #
Yeah, @TracyReneeJones we live in a microcosm, not utopia here in Pervertville. There's just more spanking #
Having some serious discomfort in my right hand, and on looking up the pressure point it corresponds ot the stomach. Yep, makes sense. #
Yesterday's painkillers I took trying to stave off the jaw pain did some kung-fu fighting on my stomach lining, no doubt! #
I couldn't resist adding "…All Night Long." to the title of this album. *sigh* http://tinyurl.com/qadtgx #
@saintchick Good for you. Self-care FTW! in reply to saintchick #
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Bebeh leopards!! #
@shokolada When you are fringy,sometimes it makes people feel better to be able to deflect fear or shame onto another kinkographic. in reply to shokolada #
You are right, @naughtyeliot I got caught up on a cuteness fit!! Lemurs are cute but the leopards ARE here! http://snipurl.com/oosba #
@naughtyeliot Now I am singing "Tiiiiiny leeeemurs….on the vine…." a la Don Ho. Great. in reply to naughtyeliot #
Hey it is the birthday of both the POTUS and QEII #
@Monkeyfetish Adult performers / models only have to be 18 though. in reply to Monkeyfetish #
RT @heidihoover Know anyone in Haifa who'd like to hang out w/a 38-yr-old American rabbinical student & let me stumble around in Hebrew? #
@SinnamonLove I'm sorry you're still unwell Madame. Feel better soon! in reply to SinnamonLove #
@sarahdopp Great! I'll be kidnapping you soon then :-p #
An offline query has prompted me to write. Damn I love when people make me think. #
if I could punch my fist through now and reach back to "then" and shake myself awake to the beauty of a moment long past, I would. #
New Post on "The Perverted Negress:" "Shy Freaks" ~ http://mollena.com #
@raging_journey1 AWEsome!! in reply to raging_journey1 #
RT @weirdnews: Do Not Use Twitter http://funtimeshad.com/?p=721 (DAmmit, that is the FIRST thing I would do, too!) #
Tom Tom Club ~ http://blip.fm/~b629x "There's no beginning and there is no end…." #
@Tbird1251 *lol* Thanks man! in reply to Tbird1251 #
#iwillneverforget the first time I caught the glance of James, that accursed British musician…and KNEW he was Trouble. #
Yeah, @misstayva I forget that people have heard of him and don't know that "Mollena" is actually about me. #
….that and half the songs on his second album. But that's a secret. Ssssh. #
@Bextopia Helooooo lovely! How are you feeling?? in reply to Bextopia #
@Weebeasty Ind' no idea of the lethal nature of the combo. It is worse than Ajax and Ammonia, girl BLADOW! Passed. Out. in reply to Weebeasty #
@raging_journey1 Ha ha! I did that once in LA. Didn't get more than a few feet but I taxed the limit of the tether! in reply to raging_journey1 #
@Bextopia GREAT news. in reply to Bextopia #
@raging_journey1 That is because you know how to go big. Shoulda flipped a lit cigarette at the dangling hose and peeled out! in reply to raging_journey1 #
@fpres1079 Jesus hung out with prostitutes…why can't he? in reply to fpres1079 #
@fpres1079 It might be true…I am simply leery of judging what lies in a man's heart based on your own perceptions of their behavior in reply to fpres1079 #
When did cell phone chargers become disposable pieces of crap?!?! #
@abostick59 It makes me nuts. I've had 3 die in the past 6 months. in reply to abostick59 #
@misstayva OMG creepy!! in reply to misstayva #
@fpres1079 That is true of every single human on the planet. in reply to fpres1079 #
I wish I could hug everyone who has felt badly about themselves for wanting love a different way, look them in the eyes & say "You ARE OK." #
@misstayva Nice. Nice. Proceed. in reply to misstayva #
@badinfluencegrl Fail dude. o_O in reply to badinfluencegrl #
@anne_ominous ((HUG)) You get big love. Bless you my child. Go forward, and perv some more. in reply to anne_ominous #
@badinfluencegrl Lack of compassion / empathy? in reply to badinfluencegrl #
@polybi2 ANd you are most welcome. As I embrace the world, may the world embrace the self-proclaimed perverts & freaks * bent & twisted kids in reply to polybi2 #
Bill Clinton to Obama: "I'll go get those chicks back fron my boy in Korea under one condition. I get to tap those booties." #
I've a while before my train today and I'm in an unusual place for me. Time to explore Burlingame! #
Holy cow. Stride Rite shoe store! Ain't seen onea them since NYC back in the day! #
…I don't think there are any Black people in Burlingame… #
Stopping for a burger, since I've still got time and I now have hunger and seriously, the only non-whites here are a few scattered Asians. #
….and some Hispanic people. Behind food counter. At the taqueria. #
W00t! In a group of tween boys, one Black kid spotted. #
@Naunihal there's Afghani and Asian fusion Tapas on the end of the strip at present *lol* in reply to Naunihal #
http://twitpic.com/ct0g8 – In the dictionary under "Are You Fucking Kidding Me?!?!" is this ice-cream. **shudder** #
@wendyrama Girl I went to Santa Barbara ONCE in the only way I felt safe: with a rugby team. in reply to wendyrama #
@joqatana and probably got the hell out! in reply to joqatana #
@aphalloides No dude but you bet your bibby I avoided in-store browsing. I get stabby when followed by store security. in reply to aphalloides #
@mhoobler Dude it is, no shit, a rolling stroller phalanx up in this bitch! #
**horror** @wendyrama No my dearest…not ON the rugby team. Fucking the rugby team. Gah. in reply to wendyrama #
@vniow …….!!!! !!! !!!!!! in reply to vniow #
@Weebeasty dudette that shit is darker than Satan's asshole in Nørway in January at 4AM!! Noooooo!!! in reply to Weebeasty #
@david_toesrus The one that looks like it might collapse on itself at the speed of light!! in reply to david_toesrus #
@aphalloides Its at a little shop called Royal Donut right at the Burlingame CalTrain station! in reply to aphalloides #
What the…dammit. an announcement for a kinky Munch shouldn't necessitate a wikipedia hit! •grumpily looks up "Frst Harvest"• #
@aphalloides It is also black as a singularity? in reply to aphalloides #
OMFG this train doesn't stop at the BART transfer station!! Grrrrrrrr….! #
@writingdirty That made me sad! in reply to writingdirty #
@aphalloides OK….officially? Ew! in reply to aphalloides #
@aphalloides Way to go. I'm on the verge of safewording on a tweet. in reply to aphalloides #
@wendyrama If I weren't so injury prone, I would love to play rugby! As it is I simply sit and admire the players. in reply to wendyrama #
If you name your restaurant "EPIC Steakhouse" I had better orgasm on the FIRST bite! #PretentiousMuch #
@SiaLikeWhoa Watch out now…your fallopian tubes & ovaries might try to go bolo on his ankles! in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@oh_laurensage See if Tartine is still open… if not, possibly Bi-Rite or up the block at Mission Dolores Café in reply to oh_laurensage #
Dare I ask…..? RT @OnyxStSyr Thanks to @butchtastickyle I have a rare and intense yearning for red meat #
http://twitpic.com/ct9kr – No no no….go right ahead and stand RIGHT in front of me even though the car isn't CLOSE to full. #
A Church is doing outreach with steaming buckets of pozole in the Mission. A barefoot man, pale as Jesus, ambles by to join the line. #
@Ropecast ….get another blowjob…? in reply to Ropecast #
@Ropecast I do what it takes to be a-Muse-ing. I'm a sucker for the artist type. in reply to Ropecast #
@quotidianlight Hell yes. Always take opportunities that fall on your head like that! Awesome! in reply to quotidianlight #
I just ran into @emchy on the street!! http://yfrog.us/4o1imz #
This after running into ANOTHER friend who informed me he and his wife are expecting their 4th kid!! Zoiks. #
@phillyeboni No no….its everyone ELSE who suffers for @Ropecast's work. in reply to phillyeboni #
@vrika ….In August? Are you fattening the turkeys in your backyard? in reply to vrika #
@bailar_vivir Between the jerky and the belching I'm imagining y'all about to recline in Barcaloungers and commence to scratchin'! in reply to bailar_vivir #
@bailar_vivir Hm….is there a pyramid of empty alcohol containers stacked within a 100 yard radius…? in reply to bailar_vivir #
@quotidianlight An interview, eh? Whyfor an interview? in reply to quotidianlight #
@bailar_vivir WIN! Proceed in blue-collar goodness! in reply to bailar_vivir #
@quotidianlight Why on earth would they care,unless the topic is racially-delicious and in that case shouldn't they know that about you? lol in reply to quotidianlight #
Don't get me started @quotidianlight! Once a sister tried to tell me it was gonna cost $500 to get my hurr did. Had to out myself as Black! in reply to quotidianlight #
@quotidianlight Oh really….that sucks I got really good feedback. It bums me people still get riled even after an open dicussion. in reply to quotidianlight #
@quotidianlight SUCH bullshit. It is amazing to me. Ignorance doesn't entitle you to be a douche! in reply to quotidianlight #
@SiaLikeWhoa Oh. My. God. I'm so sorry…now I have it too!!!! *shudder** in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@docstrange Hellooooo, package! in reply to docstrange #
RT @weirdnews: RT @cowartandmore: Pregnant mother tasered at baptism party http://bit.ly/14jT5i #
@anne_ominous FRANKENFETUS. in reply to anne_ominous #
Just got followed by @blackjackmaster. No clue what anything in that feed means. @Whipartist, @abostick59 might speak Pokerese, but not I. #
@avaamnesia *cough* in reply to avaamnesia #
I just had an awesome kink self-promotion idea. And now I am all covetous of it, even though I'm sure SOMEONE must have done it already! #
@docstrange :-p It is, in fact! in reply to docstrange #
@avaamnesia Sadly no. I'm in a show this fall / winter and will be deep in production at that point. :-\ but really excited sbout the show! in reply to avaamnesia #
I get nervous when I have thoughts to myself I feel like I couldn't possibly say aloud and then someone unwittingly mirrors it. Eerie. #
@avaamnesia Dammit. DAMMIT. You know we still have to talk about a perv education bus tour. I'm not even kidding we gotta do that thing. in reply to avaamnesia #
@eroticawriter *headdesk* You can see how much of a card-sharp I am! in reply to eroticawriter #
Backing slooowly away from a thread o a kink list about ow the internet is killing REAL BDSM…. *sigh* Quick. Send me bunnies and funnies!! #
@eroticawriter Please don't ever abbreviate BlackJack again. I just stared at your tweet for 68 seconds in bafflement and dismay. in reply to eroticawriter #
I know I know @whipartist and I had to insist @eroticawriter refrain from abbreviating Blackjack after her last post made my brain freeze #
@bailar_vivir mmmm…quantunm snax…! in reply to bailar_vivir #
@Catwoman69y2k That just makes me wanna crash one. in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
@docstrange Pervert. *coos* in reply to docstrange #
@CherriesJubalie …and you haven't DMed it to me why…? in reply to CherriesJubalie #
@eroticawriter I amstill giggling in reply to eroticawriter #
@bailar_vivir I want a goat!!! in reply to bailar_vivir #
@Akelaa I shut down that whole email account! in reply to Akelaa #
@bailar_vivir ..or a sheep..wait which is it?!?! in reply to bailar_vivir #
Reading Snacks and Shit dot com… Feeling better. heheh http://www.snacksandshit.com/2009/08/377.html #
@Weebeasty Happeh Cow is happeh!! in reply to Weebeasty #
@eroticawriter People are nutso with the bots these days. in reply to eroticawriter #
@pantherapardus that site is frikkin FANtastic. in reply to pantherapardus #
@JAGnLA but what if @SiaLikeWhoa needs a sexeh sperm donor??? in reply to JAGnLA #
@JAGnLA Thar he blows! in reply to JAGnLA #
dude dude @pantherapardus check out all of the 50Cent riffs on the site…you'll weep http://bit.ly/1zb1jt #
@pantherapardus *eeeeee* click in the category "lost his mind" and prepare to grab your inhaler in reply to pantherapardus #
@SiaLikeWhoa Awwwww yeah…. go @rustyrockets go go gadget sperm! in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@Virgotex OMG play dead! PLAY DED!!!1! in reply to Virgotex #
@pantherapardus http://www.snacksandshit.com/2009/03/225.html i want to do this as a short film. in reply to pantherapardus #
@pantherapardus its like he was blazed and watching "Finding Nemo" when he wrote it in reply to pantherapardus #
@pantherapardus You don't even know. My entire department shut down when I found this site. I had a headache by the tinme it was all over! in reply to pantherapardus #
@pantherapardus I've already read the whole sie and it still makes me laugh so hard the kities of the corn become spooked in reply to pantherapardus #
@pantherapardus FUP is the shit. in reply to pantherapardus #
@pantherapardus sleepwell and dream of Lol Jon! in reply to pantherapardus #
@pantherapardus er, Lil Jon. *sigh* LOL Jon needs his own site. in reply to pantherapardus #
@aphalloides hellofrikkin WIN! in reply to aphalloides #
RT @aphalloides: Did you see the definition of "skeet" that I posted the other day? No 1 is totally fucking brilliant http://bit.ly/MzU1X #
this one's for @aphalloides http://bit.ly/kTBRI #
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I GOT SUGASMED one- Mo- time, Y'ALL!!! http://sugasm.com/2009/08/04/sugasm-170/ #
Sugasm Celebration over at Th Perverted Negress http://mollena.com #
@rjray why thank you! in reply to rjray #

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