The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-08-12

August 12, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-08-12

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 1:00 am

Why does my fire detector chose the time during my last delicious hour of sleep to start chirping the demise of its battery?? #
@ATG ((hugs)) and remembering this does help gain perspective. in reply to ATG #
Getting on the phone to Kaiser. Let's see how strong my Fu is today. I got Issues. #
@_housekeeper WP has been thumbing its virtual nose at such things. in reply to _housekeeper #
Funnily enough, @CruelSecretary, I'm actually still a bit numb from the anesthetic. 22 hours later. Which is creepy. in reply to CruelSecretary #
Appointment for the hand issues secured! Onto OBGYN! #
RT @nytimes: Brooks & Dunn to Break Up http://bit.ly/4x6sU #
Feeling overwhelmed. All grownup healthare self-care stuff is becoming a bit much. Trying to hold onto my gratitude. Grateful I CAN get help #
@SweetSpiced Thank you for seeing that. I feel like a whiner sometimes. Having wonderful friends helps. But I miss having a partner too. #
@Wyldekyttin That is awesome! It is great to have that level of support and help. Self-care is super tough. in reply to Wyldekyttin #
Records to reality: awesome mixed-media images http://ifun.ru/view/89049 #
SCORE one for strippers! http://tinyurl.com/lgvlme – (via @CarnalNation) #
@Wyldekyttin ANd that is so very doscouraging. But taking care of yourslef is one of those "must do's" in reply to Wyldekyttin #
Waiting at Kaiser. Managed to zoom in to see an OBGYN today instead of missing more work tomorrow. #
Dr. Chen at the Sta. Clara Kaiser might be the perkiest OBGYN I've ever seen. He seems cool. Fingers crossed. #
@RippleeSeverin I just started seeing a Dr. Miller. She seems cool. in reply to RippleeSeverin #
Hey Bill! RT @BreakingNews U.S. State Dept: Iran notified Washington of the arrest of 3 US hikers who entered Iranian territory from Iraq #
A little old lady just asked "Is that your hair??" Confused, I respond yes. I'm used to this when I have a weave but not when its short. #
"It looks lke a little wool cap you have on!" O_o ….So….I nod and smile again. #
@Wyldekyttin It must be lovely to be cared for like that #
Satisfied & relieved post OBGYN visit. On the way back to work. Then that appointment formy hand later today. Cheers. Tedious but critical. #
http://bit.ly/2BGA42
On The Perverted Negress, SF peeps you gots something to do tomorrow night! #
@thepixiepop I know that must be very, very difficult. I hope you have a Dr. you trust in this decision? What a thing to have to face! in reply to thepixiepop #
@RippleeSeverin Thank you eversomuch in reply to RippleeSeverin #
@Naunihal *THWACK* Terrible!!! *snerk* #
@CruelSecretary @notoriousflirt @pantherapardus @molten_emotion I figure once you're that old, you can get away with that shit. *bemused* #
@thepixiepop Good. Iv'e heard how much of a difference a good health care provider can make in these situations. I'll keep you in my prayers in reply to thepixiepop #
@katebornstein You can do that "Let us love you until you can love yourself." thing. It has been helping me since I got sober. in reply to katebornstein #
Please send virtual loving to @katebornstein. If you know her, you'll do it because she rules. If you don't know her, now you know! #
Remember "WHat's Happenin'"? Here's Rerun Dace….BennyHillified! http://bit.ly/77DFC #
@bailar_vivir *snerk* in reply to bailar_vivir #
From a member profile, kinky website: "am very submissive and also got no limit except being into any kind of pain" #Unclear OnTheConcept #
Hi! I have no limits! Except when I do! *sigh* #
@SweetSpiced I freaking loved that show!! in reply to SweetSpiced #
@EsculentDesires @lunaraven13 Haaaaaay!! in reply to EsculentDesires #
I hear ya, @pantherapardus I have middle aged white women touch me FREQUENTLY. It is eerie and I am always so stunned I have no snappiness. #
@katebornstein Word. We who are outside of you make WAY better mirrors than you do. And we reflect back your light. in reply to katebornstein #
@katebornstein I can say, for me, you are plugged in to ~The Big Stuff~ in a way to which I can relate and to which I aspire. in reply to katebornstein #
@pantherapardus I don't know man! Freaks me out! in reply to pantherapardus #
@Wyldekyttin Hair seems to hypnotize people in reply to Wyldekyttin #
@SweetSpiced I loved that he was nerdy I obvy identified with that in reply to SweetSpiced #
LOL,@leighj People need to learn! I'm at the point I don't even ask "WHat's that?" when a top pulls out an object i can't ID. #
*grins* @leighj because cattle prods come in all configurations. #
@Septimus1812 *ahem* Word. Word. in reply to Septimus1812 #
@SweetSpiced My Mom could not STAND her. It was funny!! I thought she tried too hard to be a jerk and therefore mitigated her jerkiness. in reply to SweetSpiced #
http://tinyurl.com/lu8c6g "It turns out, I'm a little bit of a slut!" ~ Meryl Streep in "Its Complicated." Ha! Get some, Meryl! #
@SweetSpiced OH SNAP!! *LOL* AWEsome!! in reply to SweetSpiced #
Holy crap, @missbhavens! That Fresh Direct pork loin looks like the fucking "Doomsday Machine!!" http://tinyurl.com/mwad5b #
@EsculentDesires I've been better but I'm hanging in there.! More Dr visits this week. Making me crazy. How's by you? in reply to EsculentDesires #
@missbhavens You realize I now have that &^%$ music stuck in my head, right?? in reply to missbhavens #
Holy Shit. Really?!?! RT @weirdnews: Ill. man to serve at least 21 days for yawning http://is.gd/2ckoB #
@EsculentDesires Thank you very much! I knew @lunaraven13 was a chef as well. I'm not trained but I'll put my foot in some sweet potato pie! in reply to EsculentDesires #
Separated at (Unholy) Birth: Fresh Direct Pork http://tinyurl.com/my3oya vs. The Doomsday Machine from ST:TOS http://tinyurl.com/nqkgjl #
@missbhavens http://twitter.com/Mollena/status/3252715307 that one's for you BTW in reply to missbhavens #
RT @TheDarklady: So sexist the guy doesn't realize he's sexist: "Male Strip Club too “Different” for Nashville?" – http://tinyurl.com/leyona #
@lunaraven13 Bet! You know I'm down either way Bring it on, @EsculentdDesires in reply to lunaraven13 #
It is serious, ladies. @EsculentDesires @lunaraven13. I have received marriage proposals and caused marital stress with my sweet potato pie. #
http://twitpic.com/djn6c – WIN: tampon toting sans pocket. FAIL: passing a dude in the hall before realizing your flossing THIS look: #
@MsLorelei Much love for you, Lady in reply to MsLorelei #
@pantherapardus I know, huh? Thank Ganesha I can delete that shite! in reply to pantherapardus #
@debaucheddiva From your mouth to a Development person's ears!! in reply to debaucheddiva #
OH in the office: @sparklydevil on car theft: "There could be a motherfucking Chinese fire dragon in the back and someone will steal it." #
So you shibari types think you're bad-ass? then sport THIS underwear, bitches! http://bit.ly/2HdFqk #
@podagraph …on my blog page…? in reply to podagraph #
My tri-city tour of Kaiser winds up at South SF. Waiting for my hand to be peeped. #
Looks like we have bursitis. Back on high doses of anti-inflammatories. #
And thank you Kaiser ER for not telling me I have a fucking bone spur and hypercalcification in my right wrist. #
@avaamnesia Is this the same indidvdual aout whom you weren't feeling too positively a few months back? in reply to avaamnesia #
@OCHedonist I don't think so. I've become more people-centric in my sexuality. I don't crave fucking: I desire the intimacy it brings. in reply to OCHedonist #
@lqqkout that would be the Worst "Don't Laugh" scene ever: a buncha rope tops striding around the dungeon in samurai underpants. in reply to lqqkout #
@lqqkout Shit, I just like SAYING "samurai underpants." in reply to lqqkout #
HELL YES! RT @darinwilson @Mollena Jellyfish pr0n! http://is.gd/2cqpU (with an awesome soundtrack) #
@debaucheddiva Um… #MollenaIsTheNextBigThing ?? :-p in reply to debaucheddiva #
I'm supposed to take these meds with food. Do Mentos count? Better eat the rest of the roll. Just to be sure. #
@podagraph Oh HELLS yeah! That's from the Junior Senior video, son! be careful: it can hyp-mo-tize! in reply to podagraph #
@avaamnesia Friendships aren't immune to ebb & flow. When your output overtakes your intake, habit can keep you stuck.But inertia ain't love in reply to avaamnesia #
http://twitpic.com/dk9sr – An MJ memorial, Mexican style. #
Skulking in a doughnut shop eating a roll so I don't get yelled at again in DM for taking meds with candy. #
…..now too grossed out to eat because some nasty sonofabitch hawked super loud and spit right in front of me. I hate you, lugie man. #
Why can't the rest of SF follow SSC and let me safeword on them fucking SPITTING EVERYWHERE?!?! #
Nomming in my house, away from nasty spitters. Swear to Ganesh if one of the Kitties of the Corn starts a hairball horkin' hootenanny: DED. #
@Dracona_ I TOTALLY get why some countries issue fines and canings for that shit. So disgusting. in reply to Dracona_ #
@bawdybroad It does make me want to learn karate so I could throatpunch them and break their salivary glands. in reply to bawdybroad #
@writingdirty But…but…they can't be Aware that every loudly hawked lugie Risks driving a certain Negress one step closer to ¡¡LOCA!! in reply to writingdirty #
@stereopticons23 That might be my worst. Nightmare. I'm not even shitting you; that is fucking Apocalyptic Fail. ELE time. in reply to stereopticons23 #
@Bfuldisaster rotflmbbao BTDT, got the AA chips to prove it! LOL in reply to Bfuldisaster #
Tsk tsk, @Bfuldisaster! Skyy is not called Skyy because it comes from the sky, missy! in reply to Bfuldisaster #
@stereopticons23 I am going to agree with you. Seriouly. in reply to stereopticons23 #
Yeah, @naughtyeliot I want to buy a parrot that is trained to shit on the spitter whenever someone spits in the street. Say THAT 10x fast! in reply to naughtyeliot #
@Bfuldisaster reminds me of the time I washed down 2 Vicodin (after I'd busted my knee) with a half pint of Maker's Mark. Oh boy. #AlkieFail in reply to Bfuldisaster #
@Bfuldisaster sadly it was deliberate. happily, I did not died! in reply to Bfuldisaster #
glaring at @raging_journey1 for making me DL YIM #
Aaa! I feel like I've been thrown back15 years!!!!! that "bloopedeebloop!" noise! flashbacks, man. #
RT @tj: "I haven't seen this much trimmed bush since Edward Scissorhands." "Eyes Wide Shut" Orgy Scene Review.Which I fell asleep watching. #
@orangeplus RT @mopedronin: GO SATAN GO! http://bit.ly/pVYiO #
And this might sound odd, @guerrillamama, but I don't dig much on voyeurism in general. Total meh. #
@SarahSloane dude. DUDE. @stereopticons23 has a horrible tale. Brace thyself http://bit.ly/1aknZF in reply to SarahSloane #
@JoQatana the same folks assume being kinky means you're automatically one, the other or both. Also a big "not" in reply to joqatana #
If you missed it earlier I am doing a thing tomorrow with @DixieDLT's buncha sex freaks! check http://mollena.com for deets! #
@katebornstein OMG OMG!!!!! **runs in circles** Vinero's, babY!!! in reply to katebornstein #
@katebornstein http://www.venierospastry.com/ I got to excited and misspelled it. Veniero's is what I mean. in reply to katebornstein #
@marianiles Mixed. Reaction…argh….brain fragmenting….a seminar to help Black women date outside the race? What th– in reply to marianiles #
I have new neighbors with dogs who bark a great deal. I am beginning to really dislike them and their barking. Fucking. Dogs. #
And, as you aren't all already planing on going, go to the Bawdy Storytelling tomorrow because @mhoobler will have a REAL story to tell! #
@debaucheddiva ssssh! I just had a wee orgasm. it is stil reverberating…… in reply to debaucheddiva #
@bailar_vivir I'd have to find them firstwhich is a bit more challenging because of the close-packedness and echoiness of the side-streets. in reply to bailar_vivir #
@bailar_vivir I shoud just start barking back!! in reply to bailar_vivir #
@debaucheddiva did you tell them "they must be good. Sheeit, some woman hauled 2 of them suckers cross-countrY!" lol #
@debaucheddiva THAT should be on a discreet little tag! in reply to debaucheddiva #
@katebornstein Oh goodness! then get some generic whipped topping and cheap frozen pie crusts, Madame!! in reply to katebornstein #
@katebornstein ….or those graham cracker crusts and some comstock pie filling or pudding a in reply to katebornstein #
@Catwoman69y2k http://bit.ly/11Ao8P has some god info. The inability to read social cues, for example, is a hallmark, and non-standard. in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
bought this awesome padded neoprene brace for to helping my bursitis and bone spurred hand. it feels rather like a paw now. #
@katebornstein and it is a shame to kill delicious pies!! in reply to katebornstein #
@Catwoman69y2k (that should read "good" info.) my typing paw is getting in the way. in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
@mopedronin *leering* so long as I have something tasty to lap on in reply to mopedronin #
*shakes fist *@Naunihal Dammit now it is stuck in my head! #
http://blip.fm/~bk743 via Go ahead, @Naunihal …. solo time!! "…..the bear necessities of life will come to you!" #
@Catwoman69y2k I believe it is not the syptoms that are the issue. It is the severity that makes it a problem. in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
@Catwoman69y2k Social awkwardness is one thing. Social awkwardnes, coupled with the obsessive behaviours AND inability to read social clues in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
@Catwoman69y2k ….and elevated to the degree that one cant fuction well, THen it veers into a clinical diagnosis, from what I have read. in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
@Catwoman69y2k A psych diagnosis isn't something of which one can be accused. It is something that requires careful medical assessment. in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
@Catwoman69y2k Tha sounds more like someone trying to make hurtful statements out of context. in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
@Weebeasty DUDE I TOL' you that shit is straight up @Naunihal 's fault!! He quoted Baloo first!! in reply to Weebeasty #
Argh. almost out of Richardson's Butter mints and some fool on a hog is revving their shit right in front of my house. Grr. #
It might be time for an attitude adjustment. Where's my Acuvibe Human Touch massager….. #
Aw man my massaging hand is encased in neoprene and cradled in cushioning beads. Dagnabbit. #
@bawdybroad Can you be arrested for that? Because if not I'm on e-Bay buying one. in reply to bawdybroad #
@Weebeasty I'm already now on a fucking Disney jag. in reply to Weebeasty #
@Weebeasty I'm now listening to evil lion and socialist hyena singing…… "beeeeee prepaaaaaared…!!!" in reply to Weebeasty #
@bawdybroad wondering if they really do all that trajectory shit like on CSI… in reply to bawdybroad #
@Ice_Empress @bawdybroad I've seen but never used paintball guns…'ve seen them fuck people up though! On "Jackass," specifically #
@jewelgen Yeaha I recall that from when johnny Knoxville (dreamy sigh) did the Rolling Stone cover in reply to jewelgen #
@bawdybroad do believe you haz teh ebilz, missy!!!! in reply to bawdybroad #
Sorry, @Weebeasty http://blip.fm/~bk8xz socialist-looking hyena it is…. #
Is it wrong I find this hot, @bawdybroad @Ice_Empress and @jewelgen? http://bit.ly/XawqM #
http://bit.ly/dOzsm Don't skydive with your false teeth in!!! #
@SydBlakovich What is the cutoff point for enemas re: embarrassment? in reply to SydBlakovich #
@Babecakes Do it! Then scan it in and post it on Twitter! in reply to Babecakes #
FAIL! RT @SF_Weekly: Depeche Mode forced to cancel appearance @ Shoreline 8/12 due to doctor's orders for vocal rest http://bit.ly/wnjgd #
here you go, @Weebeasty http://blip.fm/~bkamg #
I'm inspired to write a new tongue-twister, @Angrydyke @SydBlakovich "How many is too many enemas?" #
OK OK, @Weebeasty …this one's better http://blip.fm/~bkavg Jay Z is way more gangsta and…oh. Oh noes…what's that sample… #
@pantherapardus oooo!!! in reply to pantherapardus #
@pantherapardus the new Kanye one made me laugh so hard I totally farted. http://www.snacksandshit.com/2009/08/383.html in reply to pantherapardus #
@astreaw Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!! in reply to astreaw #
@astreaw hops around #
RT @sexisfuncoochie: Enjoyed @Mollena's interview on @deviantouch's Young & Kinky podcast. Check it out @ http://youngandkinky.blogspot.com/ #
Now you all know: @sexisfuncoochie has IMPECCABLE taste! #
RT @BayAreaCheap: LiveNation Tix $10 No Fees 8/12 ONLY #BayArea (Def Leppard/Poison/CheapTrick or Mt Diablo Jazz) http://bit.ly/L3Ea #
@aphalloides I'm amused that 5 responded: you being the only one NOT finding Knoxville being bruised with paintballs hawt. And the only guy. in reply to aphalloides #
http://bit.ly/f5cWj This guy fails at high-stakes jenga! #
@aphalloides You desire neither fucking nor beating the crap out of Johnny Knoxville??? Is such a thing possible??? in reply to aphalloides #
@Wordweaverlynn It is even cooler when what it is they love is yoU! in reply to Wordweaverlynn #
See, @pantherapardus & @aphalloides,I feel there are 3 choices. Yo wanna A) Do Johnny Knoxville B) Beat up johnny Knoxville C) A & B #
Aw, @chasesterling Then come to SF for the Bawdy Storytelling thing! @DixieDLT and @mhoobler wiill be there and me too! #
@lunaraven13 SOMETHING was burning but I put on that ointment and I feel better…. in reply to lunaraven13 #
@marianiles WTF exactly did that MEAN!???!! in reply to marianiles #
RT @KellyShibari: Casting call for the coffee table book will be closing soon – please submit if interested! (NY/LA) http://bit.ly/ePpEP #
@Weebeasty can you believe that shit?!?! in reply to Weebeasty #
@lunaraven13 what was y in reply to lunaraven13 #
@marianiles No no I remember the quote but….I SO didn;'t get it! I felt st00pid. in reply to marianiles #
@KellyShibari of course Mama! in reply to KellyShibari #
@aphalloides Now THAt's a Koan! lol!!! in reply to aphalloides #
@marianiles Lord a mercy. * shakes head * in reply to marianiles #
@marianiles an I am insulted because my cats are bi_racial. So there. in reply to marianiles #
@lunaraven13 You make me smile And feel less lonely too! in reply to lunaraven13 #
glad you asked, @stacieadams ! details are on today's post on me blog! http://mollena.com! #
@lunaraven13 Alas, I will be at #FloatingWorld in NJ! in reply to lunaraven13 #
brainslammingly depressed…photos of happily married exes and long-gone lovers, all moved on while I comfort myself with"somedays." #
Gratitude: I am loved by friends. And My Mom. And my God. #
@SydBlakovich See, to me that would look like a party. in reply to SydBlakovich #
@bawdybroad The dangers of facebook & blog posts & thank you for sending the hug to me. I will keep it under my pillow. they come in handy in reply to bawdybroad #
@podagraph that was my comment in connection with the immediately previous post. Not my personal sentiment. Obviously not. in reply to podagraph #
@Pinkolivia Thank you for the magic sprinkling of love in reply to Pinkolivia #
RT @LadyKona TrannyFest call for film/video entries http://bit.ly/r67OW closes Oct 1 for Nov 6/7 Festival. There's time. Make it happen! #
why can I be compassionate about personal sadness to others but so very mean to myself? I don't much care for this habit. #
RT @SiaLikeWhoa: Woo! Where ever did you FIND this??? RT @MinaMachelle sex without touching http://bit.ly/IXcvs #
@Weebeasty @CelticFrog I kick myself for being sad. Like I'm some blubbering ballsack, a whiner. But I'm not a whiner and if I WAS, so what? #
Argh. IK I'm done for today. I'm going to take my paw-making wrist guard and try to sleep. #
thank you for listening, everybody. Thank you. #

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