Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-08-21
- Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK! I forgot I can't buy See's Candy no more (they are mean to teh Gays) and I need truffles just in case I get beaten #
- rm. Maybe I can scritch some up from somewhere @ SFO that is NOT See's. I hate you , See's. Where alse can I get my Key Lime Truffle fix?! #
- @MsLorelei *skeptical* And can your research include a recipe of Key Lime Pie truffles too, plzkthxbai! in reply to MsLorelei #
- Looks like a pic of @raging_journey1 & I (photo courtesy of @Ropecast, the lucky sonofabitch) made this weeks' Sugasm! http://sugasm.com/ #
- holy shte it is late as hellz. Goodnight awesome people! #
- @Wylddelirium I do top aftercare right! in reply to Wylddelirium #
- @Weebeasty smoochlata nightnight! in reply to Weebeasty #
- @JustTen good call, sexybuttgrrl! And I THINK there's a godiva shop at SFO! Schwing! in reply to JustTen #
- You really don't need to make such a big deal about what you'r… More for Gemini http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
- On the 101 South just passed a dude in a teal Corolla full on nomming a bowl of cereal off of his steering wheel at 68 MPH. #
- @wendyrama he was all hunched over steering with his pinkies and shoveling the cereal into his mouth! #
- @patrasha Yay!! Thanks!
in reply to patrasha # - Boxes of pr0n are being schlepped around the office. The Closet-O-Pr0n fills apace. #
- @david_toesrus From what I've learned, a tablespoon of plain yogurt in a quart of distilled/purified water is an effective probiotic assist #
- @TGStoneButch I'm not sure how easy it would be to pry someone away from the Con, but it is a good thing to ask! Thank you! in reply to TGStoneButch #
- @MrRoxy Fluffernutter! (god that sounds so raunchy…Fluffer. Nutter. Geeze.) in reply to MrRoxy #
- The SECOND I am famous I am hiring a PR flack whose SOLE PURPOSE is to disseminate unflattering photos of me. Just to get it out of the way. #
- @SweetSpiced Man do I wish they'd budget us for one
in reply to SweetSpiced # - @lunaraven13 LOL at @EsculentDesires, who seems to think I'll leave any for her. So cute. in reply to lunaraven13 #
- @14cyclenotes #YouAreOnATimeOut in reply to 14cyclenotes #
- Has anyone who uses #WordPress found an effective / snazzy way to have a "gallery" that rotates site photos in the footer/sidebar? #
- @spunquee No, dagnabbit! I need more paparazzi! *lol* in reply to spunquee #
- @spunquee ….and pepperoni. in reply to spunquee #
- The letters "R" & "F" are very close to one another on the keyboard, making a slip of the finger on the word "Queer" = HILARITY. #
- I'm glad I caught that, because one website might have added the choice "Do You Identify as Queef?" as a menu option. *headdesk* #
- RT: @sharonglassman New #HuffPost on #career happiness and global youth culture with tips from Jen Kushell @ysnjen http://bit.ly/4gbtwU #
- @MissKissThis SoCal is the Mecca for #DrivingWhileDoingCrazyShit #
- @Nobilis I can't stop laughing….seriously. in reply to Nobilis #
- @saynine The amount of explaining I'd have to to to Management about the Kajira / Fajita issue would have shut down the office! in reply to saynine #
- @heidianderson I hope no one is queef-identified. in reply to heidianderson #
- Yep…time to listen to the mist effed up mashup ever: Lil Jon vs Lazy Town http://bit.ly/ehVvv
{WHAT?!?!} # - @Evinxiamor TAKEDOWN!! in reply to Evinxiamor #
- @AliceSinAerie *droos* omg was it RVC?!?! in reply to AliceSinAerie #
- @EsculentDesires @lunaraven13 As we haven't done the brainstorming thing I'm not sure we have something to go with:do we need to set it now? in reply to EsculentDesires #
- @AliceSinAerie *lol* Red Velvet Cupcake! in reply to AliceSinAerie #
- @darinwilson "WHAT?!?!? OKAAAAAAAY!!!!" in reply to darinwilson #
- A compilation of the best of the worst YouTube Commentary! http://fuckyeahyoutubecomments.tumblr.com/ #
- @andradare HOLY SHIT is it the APOCALYPSE?!?!? in reply to andradare #
- @astreaw WIN!! in reply to astreaw #
- @Bextopia STPOP POSTING BOOT PICTURES!! FUCK! I'm trying to sort porn over here!!! in reply to Bextopia #
- @poshmama Several of the 3rd party apps are wonky: Tweetdeck, Twidroid and Twitpic have been sketchy. in reply to poshmama #
- @OneHandedGUI WTF… "organic Oregon fruit impalers" ?!?!?!? I don't want to be stabbed by my beverage!!! in reply to OneHandedGUI #
- @raquelita BDSM in March, eh? *ahem*ahem* #PassiveAggressivelyAnglingForAnInvite in reply to raquelita #
- I'm glad to have all these interesting possibilities on my desk but wow it is overwhelming as I have a mad dash day! #
- It is a really difficult thing to straddle the line between hope & optimism / becoming too-invested in something. #
- When I pour myself into something it sucks to feel like it could be lost at any moment…but that's life, right? #
- Note To Well-Meaning Folks: If someone identifies themselves as "fat" it isn't *necessarily* a compliment to say "Aw, you're not fat!" #
- HNT where the poster addressed herself as fat, posted the lyrics to"Fat Bottom Girls" & is inundated with people saying "you're not fat!" #
- When you say "You're not fat, you're sexy!" you ARE ALSO SAYING you CANNOT be BOTH. THINK before you type. #
- @SilverDayDreams No. Proceed. in reply to SilverDayDreams #
- *growly fat girl stomps around* ….and looks h0t doing it. So there. #
- @docstrange What is the possible intent other than "fat" is pejorative? in reply to docstrange #
- @SilverDayDreams *strutty strut* in reply to SilverDayDreams #
- @docstrange The comment wasn't on my blog. And I'm open to hearing how refuting someone's self-identification is in any way positive. in reply to docstrange #
- @Weebeasty I did I did I did stomp around! Ask @BeautyChaotic !!! in reply to Weebeasty #
- @bailar_vivir What up d00d! in reply to bailar_vivir #
- Managed to do almost all of the shit I HAD to do, got my NEW project out, created snappy text, and hit the buzzer on a deadline! #
- Ha! That "scan a UPC code from your phone to check ia" technology is awesome! #
- Fuck you See's Candy and your anti-gay bias. Do you know how much more expensive Godiva is?! #
- Oh well…if I wind up playing this weekend, someone's getting A-List aftercare! #
- …and if, by some miracle of faith, I actually "score" this weekend, someone's getting fed A-List post coitus snacks. #
- And by "someone" I mean "me." #
- http://twitpic.com/eo6l2 – Is that the famous @_QTip_ and the notorious Mo Williams doing a sister act at SFO?!!?!? #
- So bummed we're 2 ships passing in the terminal, @_QTip_ dahlink! Have an AWESOME TIME at @ #ButchVoices! #
- Details on See's Candy anti-gay policy: http://is.gd/2r1vL #
- @mhoobler @bacon_lover Believe me, the loss of Key Lime Pie Truffles is an alimentary moment of sadness. in reply to bacon_lover #
- @docstrange I'm kinda bummed as I am curious about different opinions but if you don't wish to dicuss it, there it is. in reply to docstrange #
- It might not be forever, @naughty_neko. After the PR flap, they have made noises about changing the policy. I will celebrate truffle style! #
- @Wylddelirium OMG now that I've had to buy GoDiva choccies I'm even more protective of the Aftercare Truffles! in reply to Wylddelirium #
- @whittles I hope the cancer has been detected in time for effective treatments. Prayers for healing. in reply to whittles #
- @Weebeasty it still boggles me that people…SEVEN OF THEM, no less…confused us at #BeyondLeather. Hello. in reply to Weebeasty #
- re making me ±nauseous. What a world…what a world. #
- I'm gonna have to GTFO of this bar / restaurant. The boozy smells a #
- I think this might be in the encyclopedia ironica: sober alcoholic getting queasy at the smell of whiskey. #
- Then again, I smoked on and off for years and the smell of smoke gives me headaches. Pot smoke, cigarette smoke = fail. #
- @pantherapardus Yay! Thank you! @_QTip_ is freaking awesome. I consider us running into one another a good omen in reply to pantherapardus #
- I've been bumped to a non-stop flight that is NOT delayed. Win. But it gets me in 3 hours earlier and have no ride nor hotel room. Weak. #
- @MataLeao I found and followed! DM away in reply to MataLeao #
- @Bfuldisaster 7:35 AM EDT in reply to Bfuldisaster #
- You are a total lifesaver! I'm absolute shit with names so please forgive me for asking if wevwe met? How will I know ya? *lol* #
- @Bfuldisaster I hear ya. I'm going to be a perky fucking daisy after 25 hours awake! But I think @MataLeao is available to do the dirty deed in reply to Bfuldisaster #
- How does an entire hotel not answer their phone? *lol* #
- @viviane212 What do they even mean, "kink friendly restaurant?" Are there manyeating establisments that •enocourage• displays of sexuality? in reply to viviane212 #
- Just as I was wondering if I'd be safe being ferried to #FW by a semi-random tweeter, @MataLeao reveals we were introduced by @Ropecast. #
- This cannot bode well. *grin* #
- @docstrange ..and watch out when you order the tossed salad… in reply to docstrange #
- @Bfuldisaster ×wince× I can haz safeword…? :-p in reply to Bfuldisaster #
- @MinaMeow @misscalico I haz a box od GoDivas at the ready….and I'm hoping someone can help me procure cupcakes y'all r00lz! in reply to MinaMeow #
- The Continental gate is an epic clusterfuck. EPIC. But it pales in comparison to my just having discovered that my flight didn't change. #
- Nooooo. The fact is that I had not one but two flights booked. I failed to cancel the hold on my Continental flight and had a second one. #
- Yep. So the new "first thing I do once I'm famous" is now "Hire a fucking handler," lameass." #
- But I managed to get out of it with a $75 hit instead of a full loss. Thank Ganesha. #
- Now excuse me while I call myself names. #
- @bawdybroad wha'd I do?!? I wasn't there, @wanderingmattia! I deny everything! in reply to bawdybroad #
- RT @Bfuldisaster 3 years ago a friend of mine made it to his dads hospice in time to say goodbye because someone booked 2 flights by mistake #
- Thank you for thatkarma check, @Bfuldisaster I pray someone was helped by my goof. in reply to Bfuldisaster #
- Twitter: saving the bacon for this pervy scaterbrains since 2008 thank you people for material and intangible support and magic. #
- Who brings a naked guitar on an airplane??? #
- @xiomberg ((hugs)) in reply to xiomberg #
- RT @outlawdiva Did you know that California is named after a powerful, handsome, wealthy black lesbian? (…) http://bit.ly/b8Ca0 #
- Me and dude in window seat praying to Ganesha the midle seat's empty .. oh noes….more people…! Crappity! #
- YES! Empty middle seat. Bye for now, tweeps! See ya on East Coast Time! #
