Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-08-25
- @LScribbens Oh you old sweet-talker you!
Thank you for he smile. in reply to LScribbens # - Watching a show about young. People coming out. Horrified by one kid's story of Mormon anti-gay shock therapy. Nice job, fuckers. #
- I'm not sure of the name of the show, @rootbeerlord. It was just now (EDT) on MTV and has a tie-in with their "Fight For Your Right" campagn in reply to rootbeerlord #
- @CASizemore the creepy thing wa that the official Mormon church statement was that they "don't do that any more." ?!!?!??! in reply to CASizemore #
- @CASizemore This kid was in SLC, so does that mean the cental hive…? in reply to CASizemore #
- Yeah, @theresa247 I haven't been that jarred by commercial appropriation since the Wendy's / Violent Femmens Incident. in reply to theresa247 #
- @CASizemore yeah I'm not sure…they all look so elaborate and I missed the very beginning but I'm pretty sure it was the big house. *sigh* in reply to CASizemore #
- @bawdybroad I'm sure they do…and it ain't making 'em money on Pandora, right? But it is cree-py! in reply to bawdybroad #
- @BoudoirSexToys I don't think a preference can be wring
Vibrator makers lost me with the rabit craze, frankly. in reply to BoudoirSexToys # - @bawdybroad Oo! And that I believe! Word. in reply to bawdybroad #
- Well, I discovered why I couldn't check in for my flight tomorrow. That's the second half of my flight fuckup. #
- It seems I made a mash-up of my booking mistake and put that into my calendar. My flight out isn't until Tuesday evening. Damn. #
- …………I'm an idiot. #
- Ugh @Akelaa I feel so fucking dumb! I mean, who fucks up so completely?! This is 4 levels of fail and totally my fault
# - @Akelaa it seems I can't even read. Argh. Lame. in reply to Akelaa #
- @Akelaa If you would stop being pragmatic and stuff I could continue to wallow in gnarly self abuse! Gosh! in reply to Akelaa #
- @Akelaa …and I'm not so sure I haz a career either…! in reply to Akelaa #
- I wish there were still storage lockers at airports. I'd leave my suitcase and go Walkabout but a 40 lb bag knapsack & bum wrist hampers me. #
- @Akelaa I forgive your relentless sensibleness….THIS time! in reply to Akelaa #
- Well good, @Akelaa because I can't have you diverting my crying jags whilst alone in hotel rooms in Jersey at dawn ever, ever again. #
- OMG. OK, so thanks to @Akelaa (once again!) for helping me clear my head. There IS bag storage at Newark. ONE COMPANY who stores luggage. #
- And they only store baggage for ONE AIRLINE and, Praise Ganesha, it just so happens to be the airline I'm flying!! #
- OK. The hotel has shuttle service to an NJT stop. I can take that to EWR, drop my bag, and have a day to…do. Something. #
- @heidihoover @MikeTRose This is like the bloody "Pina Colada Song" http://bit.ly/ifCWK in reply to heidihoover #
- Your current sense of urgency is not your best indicator of ti… More for Gemini http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
- OK. Calming down, late check-out secured. Gonna try to nap before my next 36 hour adventure. Erf. #
- Holy shi- RT @zefrank 365black.com http://bit.ly/y8MOQ a new McDonald's site that i thought was a parody when i first saw it #
- A jacuzzi bubble bath and a chocolate mousse is an excellent reset. Now. Let's gather our thoughts. #
- Hey! I may have the awesomest soft landing from my insanity 'cause I might be chilling tonight with @katebornstein & @urbantantrika! Whee! #
- SrSLY @patrasha I want •someone• to tell me that McDonald's 365 site is an elaborate hoax site! in reply to patrasha #
- @lunaraven13 ew! The baobab thing made me lol so hard, dude… in reply to lunaraven13 #
- I'M IN METUCHEN, BITCHES!! And uh…its kinda nice, akshually… #
- @OrangePlus What the hell…some kinda "salami" vs. "salumi" feud run horribly awry?? in reply to OrangePlus #
- @vniow ….to deter all but the most hardcore bathroom masturbator…? in reply to vniow #
- @_Qtip_ That would have been too flawless! I hope your wweekend was the shiznit! You saw I put the adorable pic on my blog, right?? in reply to _Qtip_ #
- @naughtyeliot I feel pretty good about that. Yes I do. in reply to naughtyeliot #
- @OrangePlus I can't go to the Loin any more due to sadness. The thought of the Fringe Festival sans OJ's steak & inappropriate waiter = FAIL in reply to OrangePlus #
- Instead of talking to the hand my hand really is talking to me today. Srsly. Need to find an accupuncturist when I get back to SF. Cripes. #
- This "renditions" thing in the news makes me think somewhere there's a rendering plant for political prisoners. Now I've given myself te … #
- My life is such that when I get an email from "Mariciella Dildo" I don't even blink and wind up opening spam. #
- On the AirTrain on the way to The City. Just passed the Secret Encampment where the limo drivers all huddle awaiting their spoilt passengers #
- http://twitpic.com/f4wv7 – OMG! New Jersey! 1st off what's with the rotting trash stank?! 2ndly, was this mysterious hybrid the BEST sol … #
- http://twitpic.com/f4x8r – Ah yes……thank you for entering the information age, NJT. Hey, at least its a wee bit ACed in here! #
- @raging_journey1 you leave me no choice but to unleash the MIGHTY EARWORM DESTROYER. Sorry man. http://is.gd/2wMym #
- Every time I hear the name Secaucus I have Beastie Boys hammer my ear. "You're from Se-caw-cus / I'm from Man-ha-an…" #
- @debaucheddiva No, it isn't. YEARS ago I took a nibble, STONED even, and felt 5 months of my life slough away. Don't do it. in reply to debaucheddiva #
- http://twitpic.com/f53kg – A dozen cop cars…. 34th & 2nd and wtf?? #
- Oh snap! Herald Square has a…a…park thing in the middle of it!! #
- You know you ain't in SF when: a major bookstore (I'm lookin at you #Borders) has not ONE @katebornstein book in stock! #
- Hehy you know you're in NY when a train car fulla people gives a shreiging kid a dirty look. Ah. These ARE my people. #
- @thepixiepop No! They didn't seem to be rushing but had their lights on. Twas odd! in reply to thepixiepop #
- Just passed LaSalle Academy with a smile. My first boyfriend graduated from there #
- Holy crap! Yonah Schimmel knishery! *tears* #
- OMG! I just ran into @kimmiecakes at #Bluestockings while buying @katebornstein's book! I've been tweetcognized in NY! LOL! #
- Shit. I miss this fucking crazy ass goddamned city. #
- Ugh. Fuck nostalgia. Broke down and bought a 6 t-shirt. REPRESENT! #
- http://twitpic.com/f5gj7 – One of the world's Evilest Beverages. Right. Fucking. There. #
- Sexually assaaulting a knish. I couldn't hold out. Sweet Galloping Ganesha it has healed All Wounds. #
- @katebornstein Holy crap it IS a feast! •hides hastily scarfed knish crumblets• in reply to katebornstein #
- Sour garlic kosher pickles…why is it you never make it to SF? Are you plundered by pirates on the way? Do you not like fog? I miss you! #
- @lunaraven13 @esculentdesired **confoobled** wait… what… is it backwards day?!?! in reply to lunaraven13 #
- Dammit… the sexyquotient is off the HOOK in NYC… I'm finding like a 47.3% hittibality rate down here in the LES! #
- Ugh passing the site of one of the suckiest moments of my personal triumphs. Good thing this is a Limited bus : should minimize angstiness. #
- Ah, Stuvyesant…I still get an echo of a frisson of "Fuck You, StuyHigh!" In me head from ye olde Hunter days. #
- @writingdirty *weeps* I didn't realize! How could I know! And now I'm trapped in an alluring temperate climate with a rent-controlled flat! in reply to writingdirty #
- OMG @avaamnesia! Dude if you tell me you drink Dr. Browns Cel-Ray soda, we will BATTLE LIKE POKÊMONS! in reply to avaamnesia #
- @liliththekitten it is specifically their decision to make a soda flavoured with the essense of celery (*blargh*) that makes me shun the sun in reply to liliththekitten #
- @mdstillman *shreik* Chopped liver?!?!? Eeeeeeewwww!! Organ meats = METAPHAIL! in reply to mdstillman #
- @lunaraven13. Would LOVE to be "responsible" for a while! Shssze! That's a deal! in reply to lunaraven13 #
- The theater where I saw my 1st porn movie seems to be a dog gym now. A dog gym. And wtfood emporium under the Roosovelt island tram?? #
- And furthermore, thanks MTA bus drivers for suddenly being 236x better and more nicererer than SFMUNI drivers! #
- @Coffey0072 yes I found myself on my old stomping grounds accidentally
in reply to Coffey0072 # - @raging_journey1 it does kick ass. Srsly. in reply to raging_journey1 #
- Oo passing an old friend's parent's bldg where I crashed in their penthouse years back. OMG fave Chinese place near by! *bows head* #
- Passing within blocks of my old home and my beloved alma mater too. Just wait till I'm famous: the "Mo Celebrity Tour" will be AWESOME! #
- Hay! White Castle and my mom & sister's old place! #
- @avaamnesia Mostly because I like the idea of Battling like Pokêmøms! in reply to avaamnesia #
- Srsly….nostalgia time…my old projects, yo… #
- All settled in after good food good energy and awesome awesomeness this evening thanks to @katebornstein and @urbantantrika. #
- @babecakes http://twitpic.com/f5yoz – You get an A+! #
- @kimmiecakes Never apologize for making me feel like a rockstar for 5 minutes! Now, according to Warhol I've only 10 munites left. DAMN YOU! in reply to kimmiecakes #
- @Babecakes YAY coloring! It was a 1-day bounce through Mamacita…I'm running out in the morning. in reply to Babecakes #
- @MindyRS Dammit once again I'm in and out too fast to do it!! Rrrrgh. I will have to get it together one of these days! in reply to MindyRS #
- @saynine They are the Dukes of douchebaggery. in reply to saynine #
- @lunaraven13 and you haz email back! donG! in reply to lunaraven13 #
- @lunaraven13 heh heh.I said dong. in reply to lunaraven13 #
