The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-08-28

August 28, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-08-28

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 1:00 am

@Klawdya It sounds as though you did NOT have the rootin' tootin' time I did :-\ in reply to Klawdya #
Hi, @cousinstevie I was about to warn you about using Mr. Tweet to follow me. Then I look at YOUR profile. Hail sex freak! #
Doing a bit of an experiment for HNT. Of course just wen I need so much more to fucking sleep…shit. #
OK my weird-ass HNT is up! http://mollena.com. #
@Klawdya "Booty Compliance" should be on all good pervs negotiation checklist in reply to Klawdya #
I just passed 50,000 Absolutely Unique Visitors Since October 2008 on The Perverted Negress! I am proud! *pats her blog* Good bloggie. #
http://www.freewillastrology.com/horoscopes/gemini.html "Free Will Astrology" for Gemini. Dammit, I knew something was funky… #
Way too late to be up. Way. Too. Late. #
@TGStoneButch Hay now!! I hope you had a GREAT time post-class and let off some steam! I was honored to be able to attend! in reply to TGStoneButch #
@kahlana69 *wigglydance* Thank you! So much! in reply to kahlana69 #
Perhaps it's finally dawned on you that you cannot just fast-t… More for Gemini http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
After dropping expensive kittehpills all over the floor & having the bus pop off of its electric tethers the rest of the day's GOTTA be WIN! #
Mornin' folks! Don't you miss it, today's HNT is a bit renegade! Http://mollena.com. Does it count if ya move for HNT? #
@insatiabldesire I thought about editing that but the rawness feels more honester to me in reply to insatiabldesire #
LOL @lqqkout! "Booty Compliance" would be located adjacent to "Pussy Control" in MY corporation! http://is.gd/2C3JT #
@Septimus1812 fingers crossed! in reply to Septimus1812 #
@avaamnesia •raises hand• in reply to avaamnesia #
@SweetSpiced @OnyxStSyr about as often as they do so WITHOUT asking. Which reminds me…Folson Fair's coming up fast…! in reply to SweetSpiced #
@heidianderson You mean Tha Overweight Lover?? *lol* he was so dope! in reply to heidianderson #
@jstroker nice blue and white striped shirt ya got there… #
@avaamnesia not smarter so much as suburb averse! *shudder* Strip malls give me teh hives! in reply to avaamnesia #
@heidianderson I forbid myself to like Al B. because ALL the girls in the hood were so freaakin annoying with the shit! *lol* good times. in reply to heidianderson #
@wyrdbyrd Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS! in reply to wyrdbyrd #
@CruelSecretary It sound more like the Snoop Dogg "Shizzlator" website than anything else! in reply to CruelSecretary #
@avaamnesia I always smile and wave when I pass the Baker House, which is where I did my rehab stint in reply to avaamnesia #
@CruelSecretary Aw man that site was HILARIOUS! The Drudge Report "translated" to Snoop slang made me weep! in reply to CruelSecretary #
@heidianderson I dunno…that would be the world's riskiest "bait & switch" because you KNOW whomever busted woulda run right to the tabs! in reply to heidianderson #
@ButchtasticKyle Just so long as you take off your business socks when its time to get down to sexybusiness! I've issued a sex+sox Fatwa. in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
@ButchtasticKyle My suspicion is that male porn stars are all secret reptillian aliens and that's the one part they can't morph! in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
@saynine the ONLY lace-up boots that get my socktastic Seal of Approval are Georgia Logger boots. I am immune to all other lace-ups. in reply to saynine #
I fear that @BeautyChaotic has gone straight on to work and forgotten me at the train station! #
Ooo, @saynine, didn't you get the memo? @LeatherYenta and I have declared the kilt "Over." Sorry! Tutu, perhaps? @NaylandBlake is pro-tutu! in reply to saynine #
@avaamnesia I don't think that is the stated intent of mental health facilities! ((Hugs)) in reply to avaamnesia #
For those who missed my anti-sock post; http://is.gd/2Cdud POTENTIALLY NSFW. There's a butt. #
@avaamnesia I hope you won! Mostly because I'm fiercely pro-you, not anti-schizophrenia girl in reply to avaamnesia #
Fantasizing about a multi-top tutu takedown. Word. #
@saynine You could always floss a black leather tutu! in reply to saynine #
@ButchtasticKyle Ya gotta maintain them boundaries whan you are, as I am, The Delicate, Trembling Flower of Submission. in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
@saynine http://twitpic.com/1hngr – Proceed. #
@lunaraven13 Hay lady did you have any luck in wrangling an EB location to take pikshurez on Saturday…? in reply to lunaraven13 #
@patrasha Thanks Miss Lady!! in reply to patrasha #
http://tinyurl.com/mjs6yv Three Words: National Cougars Convention. One Acronym: WTF. #
@_Qtip_ NO no: I accidentally stalked @jstroker on my way to work but couldn't catch up! *lol* in reply to _Qtip_ #
@lunaraven13 …JLS? in reply to lunaraven13 #
Aw yeah…hot teabaggin' action! http://bit.ly/13pjJu
(via @sparklydevil) #
@avaamnesia *shakes on it* Deal! in reply to avaamnesia #
This National Cougars Con sex Silicon Valley haz a surplus of successful single young men. They fail to mention your competing with WoW. #
"Juanes’s Cuban Peace Concert Draws Protests, Death Tweet" http://www.headcount.org/blog/?p=1823 DEATH TWEET!! #
@lunaraven13 World of Warcraft girl!! in reply to lunaraven13 #
"Big tits, anal…bla bedoo bedah…come up with something quick in HTML. You know "ANAL!" "BIG TITS!" LESBIAN!"" ~ OH @ work #
@raging_journey1 ((hugs)) in reply to raging_journey1 #
@scarletsletter Here's to happy healing! in reply to scarletsletter #
@lqqkout You would do quite well, grasshopper…. in reply to lqqkout #
@lunaraven13 Its Acronym Exchange Day on Twitter! *lol* in reply to lunaraven13 #
@lunaraven13 I was all "Jewish Liberation Squad?" in reply to lunaraven13 #
@hannahbeck8 Welcome back from Hades, Persephone in reply to hannahbeck8 #
When defending / explaining your lifestyle choices, pointing out that mine are flawed doesn't really help you make your point. #
@Porncock1980 If I say "I don't like _____, it doesn't work for me." some people who *DO* live their lives that way feel compelled to debate in reply to Porncock1980 #
@Porncock1980 Might be human nature? Might be wanting to be understood. Might be wanting to flex the "validate me!" muscle *lol* in reply to Porncock1980 #
Remind me, PLEASE, to NEVER click on trending topics. *shudder* #
If people were honester I think we'd all admit we tend to secretly snicker at people who do stuff we don't dig. And that' s fine, really. #
I'm lookin' at you, @darinwilson! What makes a drumstick a "Funk" drumstick? Has it been blessed by George Clinton or some shit? #
@Porncock1980 It is VERY admirable to NOT give a shit what other people think unless the are loved ones you trust. But its tough to do that! in reply to Porncock1980 #
@Wyldekyttin Totally. Or based on the "dominant paradigm." Or indicative of YOUR "personal Issues." *merph* in reply to Wyldekyttin #
@Wyldekyttin It makes me stabby. in reply to Wyldekyttin #
Oh crap I think my boss is wearing MC Boots today. *averts gaze* #
@Porncock1980 In a couple of cases that has TOTALY been the case. Don't get me started on THAT! in reply to Porncock1980 #
@SweetSpiced Aaaaaaaaaa!! I LOVED "V" !!! *squee* We were just talking about it at work yesterday! in reply to SweetSpiced #
@SweetSpiced "Alien Nation" fully ruled. And as a lactose intolerant person, the sour milk thing was doubly horrifying. in reply to SweetSpiced #
@Porncock1980 Because it isn't the way I treat people, and I don't like my choices to be re-framed in terms of someones opinion. in reply to Porncock1980 #
@Porncock1980 After a long time of bouncing back and forth, yes, I so know what I need, want, and who I am…for better and for worse! in reply to Porncock1980 #
@darinwilson Silly Caucasian! I KNOW what makes a ~chicken~ drumstick funky: Lawry's Season Salt!! in reply to darinwilson #
Definitely the tops in tutus, @TGStoneButch but crinolines don't make me laugh so no, no crinolines. BONUS points for any top en pointe! #
@OnyxStSyr They (pardon the upcoming unavoidable pun) milked the hell out of the birth thing on the series. in reply to OnyxStSyr #
@Porncock1980 Where are you from, originally? in reply to Porncock1980 #
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Daddy can I have a decorative box with real flaming action inside? kthxbai! #
When I grow up I wanna be the impresario of International Drag Wrestling. RuPaul will be my Hulk Hogan. #
How to NOT be taken srsly if U R a lawy3rz! http://bit.ly/FfLEu #
http://colitz.com/site/3216423/3216423.htm In labor too ling? SPiN that fetus outta there! #
OH NOES!! Unintended retroactive wince-inducing irony! http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=4724 #
@pantherapardus I think the crotch net would suffice to catch the newly liberated fetus…. in reply to pantherapardus #
THE BIG GAY ICE CREAM TRUCK! *squee* http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=4693 #
http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=4699 This dental floss add brought back a rather harrowing memory. Dental floss in the dungeon = teh ebilz. #
@MataLeao D00d! You are making me feel both blushing and very proud that you dug it!! Thank you! in reply to MataLeao #
If you're an HNT participant & a Reddit user, toss your HNTs up on the brand new Reddit HNT Category! http://www.reddit.com/r/HNT (plz RT!) #
NYers! @katebornstein's @LGBTCenterNYC Next Wed! Gender Identity Project (GIP) Community Feedback Meeting http://bit.ly/KmEjB #
@adamandeve One never knows when one will encounter a conversation about centrifugal baby birthing capture nets! in reply to adamandeve #
Holding the reins of the team of galloping emotions and laughing laughing laughing…how do they all feel wildly different yet run together? #
"Cheating Hubby" or humiliation scene? http://bit.ly/pRjsc #
@mindtechnica By googling "Do I need a passport to go to the Bahamas?" I found the following: http://tinyurl.com/m6bzjv in reply to mindtechnica #
@mindtechnica Awesomely jealous in reply to mindtechnica #
RT @ALT_com Get strokin' with fetish goddess @JustineJoli's sexy feet, captured in cyberskin! Tell us why & WIN! http://tinyurl.com/mvngfx #
@mindtechnica I am a travel lovin' person. No matter how much I do, I crave it more. I hope you have an awesome time! in reply to mindtechnica #
@MataLeao High praise indeed. Especially when deprived of having the dog & pony show aspect of my class. Being demo-deprived's a challenge in reply to MataLeao #
@benjyfeen Holy shit dude! I hope you are fine and do NOT require such a horrid treatment!! in reply to benjyfeen #
Fuck yeah. RT @aagblog Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK! #
@cyantist Now I want a pork chop…. in reply to cyantist #
#TweetsWhitePeopleLike RT @suldrew I was just asked 2x at Sur la Table: "You're bringing GLOBALS to BURNING MAN?!?" in reply to suldrew #
@joqatana I hope you and Chocolate enjoy your ice cream! :-p in reply to joqatana #
I swear to Ganesha @avatarkoo, if you get seasick on the SI Ferry I will fly back just to pinch you! #WorldsWorstPirate in reply to avatarkoo #
@Dadding …especially in the Bay Area! Sheesh. in reply to Dadding #
RT @brokeassstuart Read an article today tht xplnd why exrcise doesn't really help U lose much weight.Good.I hate doing that shit anyways #
@lunaraven13 @esculentdesires we gotta pick a time to ask @whipartist to meet up for pix. Late afternoon best. in reply to lunaraven13 #
@SilverDayDreams WD-40 is the thing for removing gum from hair / clothes / floors, etc #
http://twitpic.com/fis3x – Sunset from @SFBART, Daly City… #
@SilverDayDreams Peanut butter?? Well….do you have a dog? *eg* in reply to SilverDayDreams #
@SilverDayDreams what if you smush some chocolate chips in, lay reeeeeeally still and pretend to be a Reese's? Someone will help! in reply to SilverDayDreams #
I haven't seen this level of idiocy in a long while. Nice. http://yfrog.us/e3p6pz #
RT @funkybrownchick BTW, I got tonight's diner via Supercook.com…Tell 'em what you have,they'll give you recipes http://bit.ly/16LhZV #
@vicious_kind Land? in reply to vicious_kind #
@Septimus1812 Back in the day in The City you saw that a lot…bur jeezez! in reply to Septimus1812 #
@funkybrownchick You know, I found it hard to laugh is it about halfway through! It felt too secretly true, you know? in reply to funkybrownchick #
@CelticFrog Done! in reply to CelticFrog #
Delicious Vietnamese dinner. Amusing conversation: Americal lady trying to explain "chick flicks" to African lady. #
@wilhelminawang that's the sort of ad I would love to pass onto Femcar…she's so effin' extreme, she would. in reply to wilhelminawang #
@djmermaid Photos woman! I'm neck deep in Vietnamese fud! in reply to djmermaid #
@wilhelminawang She is well-known among kink people who go to vents and classes for doing VERY extreme scenes. Auto-cannibalism for one. in reply to wilhelminawang #
@wilhelminawang Extreme and violent humiliation for another. in reply to wilhelminawang #
@funkybrownchick I get weird when I connect to larger truths about life in unexpected places. NEVER watch "Finding Nemo" with me. LOL in reply to funkybrownchick #
@darinwilson they were getting in on in some serious atmospheric fluffery, fo sho! in reply to darinwilson #
@wilhelminawang •I• took a miss on that class. in reply to wilhelminawang #
@SiaLikeWhoa Dude!! I think I just watch kiddie pr0n!! in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
Couple behind me at the restaurant having the World's Worst Dinner Conversation. Discusing infidelity over Vietnamese = Fail. #
RT @Joliedupre The King of Crime Stories, Author Dominick Dunne, Dies at 83http://is.gd/2D5uC #
@vicious_kind That shark's no shark! Its a living fungus riddled dustbunny! in reply to vicious_kind #
I am trying to remember that the intensity of my feelings doesn't make me damaged or emotionally unwell. #
¡snerk! RT @MrRoxy @Mollena Yes, clearly infidelity should only be discussed over French cuisine #
Just gave dinner recommenations to 3 adorable Aussie gals in shorts on bikes. Fuck yeah I took my time. #
Arriving home in time to have a good cry on the roomie's shoulder. Clearly I needed that… #
It is comforting to just be able to say "I'm sad because I'm lonely." And get a hug. #
Feeling felings is painful but not nearly as painful as the alternatives. #
@lunaraven13 I got violently accosted by lonliness. Its OK though. I don't fight it when I can leave that to The Remover of Obstacles. in reply to lunaraven13 #
@CelticFrog Me too babe. in reply to CelticFrog #
@pantherapardus Being sober pushed me into facing life unfiltered. Raw, painful, sometimes it hurts going down but its real. in reply to pantherapardus #
@stereopticons23 thank you Knowing other people feel that helps me feel less like I'm losing my mind. in reply to stereopticons23 #
@His_d •gratitude• thank you, so much, for caring. in reply to His_d #
@joqatana I AM lucky. Comforting human contact is invaluable in reply to joqatana #
@lalamelody It may be…but you can be sure if I were the one who'd violated agreements I would be up at Fleurs de Lys for that convo, baby! in reply to lalamelody #
@lalamelody sigh….I mean if I weren't the one. Sillyhead me! in reply to lalamelody #
@joqatana I knew what you meant! in reply to joqatana #
@casacre Candy iz WH0REZ! Watch out for those KitKat sluts. in reply to casacre #
@sarahdopp I'm one of the #Fortunate500!!!! in reply to sarahdopp #
Hey my HNT, which I thought might be too weird, is still getting thumbs up! you can peep http://mollena.com while I do my writing assignment #
@lunaraven13 stop that. in reply to lunaraven13 #
Writing about my stint in rehab and having a wave of pride/sadness. Pride in remembering how far I've come. Lots of pride. #
And a sadness remembering how so much of it was so incredibly lonely, and marveling I made it as far as I have. I'm so fucking grateful. #
@ms_bbwliz OMG!! *hides and blushes* in reply to ms_bbwliz #
@ButchtasticKyle Goodnight Johnboy. in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
@nrthangel Much love sweetie. and many, many thinks. in reply to nrthangel #
@lunaraven13 You are a machine!! a cupcake makin' fudge packin' machine. No wait….maybe not "fudge packin'" in reply to lunaraven13 #
@RandomGrrl25 Hi there!1 Wow thanks so much! That is nice of you to say and cheered me a bit in reply to RandomGrrl25 #
@vicious_kind When I take a minute and a deep breath, I feel that IS true Not bad for a former trainwreck drinkerdrunky! in reply to vicious_kind #
@xiomberg Goodnight! Sleep tight! <insert bedbug aversion sentiment here> in reply to xiomberg #
@ATG I know why so many disciplines and belief systems heartily advocate gratitude. It shuts up all those Bad Voices in a snap! in reply to ATG #
@ATG w00t!!! I really AM something like a phenomenon!! *laughs* in reply to ATG #
Just went into THE ZONE and came up with one two three four five SIX solid new ideas for BDSM classes. Fucking A. SCHWING!! #
@purplehayz They should SO use my name. It is unique, is a first AND last name, and has a song and everything! in reply to purplehayz #
Oh no, @raging_journey1 FFS baby why do you listen to them? They throw mud on you so that they won' t be blinded by how brightly you shine. #

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