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September 30, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-09-30

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 1:00 am

Mercury the Communicator is your ruling planet, so the ending … More for Gemini http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
http://tinyurl.com/yemtfd2 Don't trust anyone you meet online. You could regret it. #
I'm never comfortable having to say "Look, sorry I don't remember you from that one time at that kink event, but there's 75 of you &1 of me" #
Got a rather bristly e-mail from some doucherino who says I deliberately ignored him @an event, and this after a "meaningful conversation" #
A "meaningful conversation" over 6 months ago. #
Why would someone be all "what the fuck is up with that?" at me when it is far more likely I just didn't hear him? I don't even remember him #
And THEN he is all telling me how he had to "weigh the pros and cons" of "friending" me in a &^%$ social networking site. Really?! #
I got too much to do to get ranty at some punk-ass pervert. #
@the1miss_luna You shouldn't … I AM, after all, an Elder God!! in reply to the1miss_luna #
@CelticFrog I would hope that if you yelled at me across a lobby and i didn't answer you'd just be all "MOLLENA! OVER HERE, FUZZYHEAD!" in reply to CelticFrog #
@GLMorrison Why would yo go there, though? I have the attention span of a caffeinated goldfish. And I'm never straight up rude. in reply to GLMorrison #
@insatiabldesire Yeah and he only contacted me to chide me for "ignoring' him. If it was all that he'd have messaged me earlier. in reply to insatiabldesire #
@sashapixlee I know, I know. See, this is why celebrities have "people." SO that these protocol crashes can be avoided! in reply to sashapixlee #
@Wyldekyttin I am SO baffled how he's have thought I'd beOK with that. in reply to Wyldekyttin #
Yeah obviously I swear a great deal. However. I avoid profanity in private correspondence with people I don't know well. Am I alone here? #
@lunaraven13 To cap it, I feel like the only reason he contacted me is because he got irritated that I didn't hear him. in reply to lunaraven13 #
@lunaraven13 …and then created a reality in which I cared enough to ignore him deliberately. in reply to lunaraven13 #
@ReadNEat He wrote a long-ass reply to my note to him saying "I don't even remember seeing you" and tried to make it out like I was evasive. in reply to ReadNEat #
@ReadNEat I'm trying to be open and communicative but I am pretty sure his next reply will be equally irritating. in reply to ReadNEat #
@badinfluencegrl *poink* Man…seriously…what is up with people… in reply to badinfluencegrl #
@GentlemanSatyr THAT is a fetish that will, thanks to @JulianWolf. probably actually see the light of day in reply to GentlemanSatyr #
@TracyReneeJones RIGHT?!!? in reply to TracyReneeJones #
@MsSamber *nodding* I did my own pro-and-con weighing and I am not likely to even be virtual friends. It feels icky. in reply to MsSamber #
@SisterMable Beans rattling around in an empty skull… now THAT would have caught my attention! in reply to SisterMable #
I think profanity is AWESOME when used well. Many people use it clumsily. With casual acquaintances,personally directed profanity = Teh Fail #
@insatiabldesire Yeah. If I see someone I know, or know a little, and I really want to say hi, I do the damn thing. in reply to insatiabldesire #
*SQUEE* My friend Beth the harpist who is donating an hour of live harp music to my #MsSFLeather basket WILL PLAY at a Kink event!! #
SO, if you win the basket, how dope are YOU to be able to have a fucking harpist underscore your fucking scene or dinner party?!? #
@naughtyeliot @lunaraven13 @walkerdl Yeup! In person, you can gauge interaction, etc.Online, Twitter, etc, you know what you get with me in reply to naughtyeliot #
Holy crap My Boss's little boy has the H1N1. Dang. #
@Pearle13 If you maintain a muscular command of your language, I feel you have more that adequate verbal ammunition, profanity or no! in reply to Pearle13 #
Holy canolli! RT @WheresItShaking: #Earthquake M 7.9, Samoa Islands region http://snipurl.com/s7wmu #
@saynine Thank you so much!! And yeah..yeah…I know..but …eeek. in reply to saynine #
Fascinating post on @HeebMagazine http://tinyurl.com/yblm9ww a Jewish filmmaker on Sex, Consent, Power and Pleasure. #
@katebornstein Visualizing a path cleared for you onto which you take steps that carry you out of the darkness an into light. in reply to katebornstein #
@KellyShibari I didn't even LOOK at my phone yesterday! I am glad we got a chance to have a wee bit of time in reply to KellyShibari #
Here you go, @KellyShibari and everybody! Some of my fave Folsom pix thus far. Bastet & Police Dog http://bit.ly/N4O7W #
@GentlemanSatyr HELL YES!!! That shit needs to sweep the dungeons across the nation! in reply to GentlemanSatyr #
http://bit.ly/2oJvN "The Worst Cover of a Beatles' Song Ever" #
This is the 2nd time I have an AWESOME #FolsomFair photo with a cool beast (this one's 2007) http://bit.ly/iLu64 #
Jey my HomeJews! Get your Twitteleh on! (thank to @abie for this gem!) http://bit.ly/3ZkZUR #
@xiomberg *lol* Thanks so much! in reply to xiomberg #
@abie Hey Homes! Did Tiffany and them get a hold of you about the Crowded Fire cocktail party on Saturday? in reply to abie #
No matter how powerful your Dad is, you, Goth is to the BONE, man. http://bit.ly/2ZRcUN #
@katebornstein KICK ass in reply to katebornstein #
http://tinyurl.com/y859yog <– hey @sparklydevil You famous! (me too –> http://tinyurl.com/y9633td ) #
@zilledefeu http://bit.ly/iclr4 #
@KellyShibari The link to the one ya posted on the Twitters didn't work for me :-\ #
I am being accosted by a big ass fly! Holy crap! Take the porn, fly, just leave me alone!! #
I am NOT easily misunderstood. When you DON'T understand me, there are 2 possibilities. 1) You are stupid. 2) You are acting stupid. #
@AliceSinAerie I've no beef with spiders so long as they respect my personal space! Tell 'em I got a tasty snack divebombing my cubicle! in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@curious_cat09 NO no because I am **that** clear a communicator! You can not listen to what I have to say and STILL get my point! *laughs* in reply to curious_cat09 #
@brokeassstuart …..easy there, Ariel. in reply to brokeassstuart #
@BreakingNews There is NO Tsunami advisory for CA or OR> There was a brief warning for HI but that has been rescinded. in reply to BreakingNews #
*bounce* hey @KanojoToys, my #TengaBlackHole tester is in the process of …er…testing the toy!! #
RT @KellyShibari: @Mollena Try http://tweetphoto.com/ktqgay4t (slightly NSFW, there is a painted boob) #
@KellyShibari That looks GREAT! in reply to KellyShibari #
I just got this message…"Hello sweety,how are you?sure you look good & i like your lips cause i can imagine it on my dick cap…" #
….from a person on a site where he is, presumably, trying to get laid. #

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September 29, 2009

(more) Folsom photos & a contest update!

Filed under: Folsom Fair 2009,Folsom Fringe,Real-Honest-To-Ganesha-True-Shit. — mollena @ 1:29 pm

I know, I know, its over ’till next year. But the pictures are trickling in , and I am still so delighted by them!

And in an AWESOME additional bit of info! IN addition to the RAD STUFF I have to present for the Ms. SF Leather Run Basket, my friend Beth Powell has added an hour’s worth of harp music. She’s amazing and kink friendly. And how bad-ass would you be if you had a fucking harpist stroll into the dungeon with you and play while you scened?!?

IMPOSSIBLY bad ass is how bad ass.

I also have some ROCKING hardcore restraints and pony gear being put up by the wonderfully amazing Wendy and Abie, good friends and amazingly generous.

Ooo, and Patti Beadles, bondage photographer extraordinaire, will be providing an art print…and a friend on Twitter who hails from the Ca Southland is donating a 90 minute massage for all y’all coming to the Ms. SF Leather Contest who live in or visit the LA Area!

ON to thie pix!

This photo is in the SF Weekly Folsom Fair
And I got a shot on the Hillgirlz Website! (more…)

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Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-09-29

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 1:00 am

You might feel as if your head is coming out of a fog today as… More for Gemini http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
Painful 80s flashback time. http://bit.ly/r8EvJ #
http://bit.ly/3aVkT3 New Post, pic of my Folsom costume, and some progress on the Ms. SF Leather front! #
@LeatherYenta ((hugs)) sad to see you leave…come back soon!! in reply to LeatherYenta #
@KitiaraTomsen Ouch! My last round of problems was definitely a large nasty cyst. Several sonograms and a buttload of bloodwork happened. in reply to KitiaraTomsen #
@caisa Yay! Thank you! in reply to caisa #
@astreaw Be easy on you baby. in reply to astreaw #
@funkybrownchick I love that TAL manages to make complex issues palatable without condescension. in reply to funkybrownchick #
@mhoobler I've gone a little darker on the foundation…. in reply to mhoobler #
http://bit.ly/CXJ2x 5-Second Films: ROCKBAND: Groupie Edition #
@DixieDLT OMG NO WAY!! You saved me one?!?!? *teary eyeballed* WHen might I be seen…kee-rist my schedule is about to get stupid in reply to DixieDLT #
RT @tweetmeme So What If Mackenzie Phillips Has a Book Deal? : The Curvature http://retwt.me/nqD9 #
@saynine weeeelll…it *is* a public event. The fact is that SF laws regarding nudity are simply not enforced in this instance. in reply to saynine #
@OrangePlus You'd better same some of that lube for the Tenga Black Hole I have for you courtesy of @KanojoToys in reply to OrangePlus #
http://pics.livejournal.com/sushispook/pic/002df5kk This is so meta… invisible panhandler! #
@Ice_Empress Ha! Then @saynine had better up his game, since it seems that he is doomed to have loveliness all around for a while! in reply to Ice_Empress #
A familiar face in the SF Gate Story on Folsom http://tinyurl.com/y8chbsj #
Hey! I'm in the SF Weekly SLide-Show! http://www.sfweekly.com/slideshow/view/28496757/71 #FolsomFair #
The #MsSFLeather contest is gonna have bomb-ass stuff in the silent auction! Thanks Greenery Press for a Limited Edition "Dreaming in Color" #
@melina_star And you too!! I hope yoou had an AWESOME time! in reply to melina_star #
@mhoobler I gotta haz 'em!!! in reply to mhoobler #
@curious_cat09 My the original definition, yes! Flogging referred to the act of beating and had little to do with the implement utilized. in reply to curious_cat09 #
@heidianderson No. I am not even sure why they chose that headline. I saw WAY more actual BDSM this year than I have in a long while. in reply to heidianderson #
@MsLorelei Indeed you do! You should sign this copy in reply to MsLorelei #
@nrthangel Yeah this was the 1st time in a loooooong time I kept moving through the really packed part…amazin'! in reply to nrthangel #
@MsLorelei It would be SO WIN I just don't know how I'd get that together. Dangit…OK I gotta think… in reply to MsLorelei #
@MsLorelei I agree the contacting part's easy…its to getting the people to the book and vice versa that is a logistical squigglepuddle. in reply to MsLorelei #
@heidianderson Win!! CONGRATS! in reply to heidianderson #
@Optimus_Lime Not Captain Kirk!!! in reply to Optimus_Lime #
This week|l #
@lunaraven13 Can I inspire you by saying that you belch win and piss excellence and therefore you are intrinsically inspired?? in reply to lunaraven13 #
esent it #
@lizhenry Those must be some super chill spiders! in reply to lizhenry #
Holy SHIT! My friend Beth will donate 1 hour of live harp playing for my #MsSFLeather charity Auction Basket. Damn. THAT is how you ROLL. #
An anonymous donor also came through with some pony gear and really really high quality restraints…this is getting good! #
And thats on top of amazing hand-made kink toys and tickets for 3 different SF Bay area theaters! I'm open to any help folks can provide #
@SisterMable Which Iron Chef dude? OMG not The Chairman?!?! in reply to SisterMable #
@Optimus_Lime **bottom lip trembling** in reply to Optimus_Lime #
Headachey, insides shaky, feeling a bit of a chill. Laptopping e-mailing & reading Guy Baldwin's "The Leather Contest Guide" #
Shifting gears soon to go over the script again for tomorrow's first rehearsal. Trying to remember what I've forgotten to do…. #
@alpinesubdreams Its silent auction to be held at the #MsSFLeather event on the 17th! But if you need a proxy i bet some tweethead can help! in reply to alpinesubdreams #
@lizhenry … … ……………………. ………….. uh……Hm. I am….uh…yep. I absolutely don't know how I feel about that!! in reply to lizhenry #
Well then hell yeah! My Badass buds @abie and @wendyrama are the no-longer-anonymous donors to the Run Basket. Y'all rule. #
@rubberzebra Thank you!! Isn't it fun?? People loved the costume too. I opted for o tail since I did a Bastet thing. But I wanna do one. in reply to rubberzebra #
ooo! *runs to look* #
Oo! I got peeps in other parts of Cali seriously throwing down. Amazing. How cool would it be to have a massage waiting for ya in SoCal? #
@rubberzebra Were you in a suit? If so 4 hours is 4x longer than I'd think possible!! Whew!! in reply to rubberzebra #
Dude. Fie on Kevin Goebel for clogging the Flickr #FolsomFair stream with 430 photos (FROM THE SAME ANGLE) of the SteamWorks twister. Fail. #
HELL yes…effing beautiful bondage art photography is in the mix for the #MsSFLeather run basket. This is hell of AWESOME. #
I am so exhausted…gotta get t osleep. Thank you wonderful wonderful friends #
@lunaraven13 Excellent idea!! Do you think you could throw down a lil something? Cookies perhaps? Maybe we could donate a pass to The Event in reply to lunaraven13 #

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September 28, 2009

Folsom Fun!

Filed under: BDSM,Ms. SF Leather 2009 — mollena @ 11:44 am

Folsom Weekend was pretty great! The Folsom Fringe event was a great chance to meet some folks I’d only known by reputation or online, and the Fair was amazing!

As it turned out, my costume was quite a draw…

And despite it being pretty warm, there was a breeze all day.

On an exciting note, I have received some donations and offers of donations towards my Silent Auction Basket for the Ms. SF Leather contest, and that is awesome! The Frugal Domme, and Panther Prowls, Maui Kink, Poly’s Pleasures, Greenery Press, and Dmitri E Ville have all stepped up to the plate and I am superfuckingexcited about that.

To make it even more diversified, there is some arty fartiness up for the auction…tickets for Crowded Fire, Impact Theatre and Berkeley Rep are in the mix. THAT is how I ROLL.

If you would like to help out by donating something to the basket, please check out the page with details about the contest! And hey…it does not have to be kinky! Perverts like snacks and bath stuff and gift certificates and all manner of cool stuff too!

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Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-09-28

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 1:00 am

You might have an easier time relaxing today, but you'll need … More for Gemini http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
@JimPivonka I recently had a Nasty ovarian Cyst go China Syndrome over there and fear recurrance. in reply to JimPivonka #
Happy Folsom Fair, peeps #FSF #
Via @nytimes: NYT NEWS ALERT: William Safire, Nixon Speechwriter and Times Columnist, Is Dead at 79 #
@adultfriendfind I'm in tha bus on the way down to Sodom & Gomorrah in reply to adultfriendfind #
@pornobobbie **bounce** are you pervs up @ fair yet? in reply to pornobobbie #
Rounding the Bayshore curve and I'm trying to tuck away all of my stuff into my costume…bridge traffic's slowing our roll. #FSF #
Taking a break from the Far for a minute @WickedGrounds…my sweaty boobs have moistened my phone screen! #
Anyone have the Folsom Fringe bus schedule?!?!?! #
Yay!! RT @jizlee I ran into @Mollena! http://twitpic.com/jes78 #
I must've been done got my pikture took 'round near 300 times today…AND I got picked to pose for Howard Schatz again! #
@thepixiepop I tried that last year…I didn't get any hits or follow up though! #
@thepixiepop I did that last year and got not-a-one person send me the photos or a link. in reply to thepixiepop #
@alicesinaerie this is all I got for nao! RT @jizlee I ran into @Mollena! http://twitpic.com/jes78 #
@viviane212 that's my @jizzlee mask! in reply to viviane212 #
@pantherapardus thank you Babybaby! I'm so in love with it! in reply to pantherapardus #
@xyverz I'm not sure it would count … Bastet is only cat-headed in reply to xyverz #
@wendyrama Nuh uh! That is hilarious! in reply to wendyrama #
@JulianWolf http://is.gd/3JMqv #

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September 27, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-09-27

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 1:00 am

Yep. It has been scientifically verified: I still enjoy a good butt whomping. Mad Kudos to @LeatherYenta for bringing WIN. #
Can't … stop … playing … with sleep number bed at #FolsomFringe host hotel. #
It's not easy for you to chill out this weekend because the se… More for Gemini http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
I. Love. Hotels! Getting ready to do that jacuzzi tub thing then head to the #FolsomFringe keynote luncheon #
hey @outlawdiva! I'm looking to see if I can find sourdough starter for @SarahSloane…any clues? #
Why do I torment myself by watching Iron Chef America when that Assnugget Bobby Flay is competing? Ugh. Man. I can't stand that bungholio. #
@sashapixlee after bringing shame to the game with that jumping-on-the-cutting-board stunt on original Iron Chef he's been on The Devil's Si in reply to sashapixlee #
I'm hearing a howling noise. I hope it is a bio-dog. One never knows at kink events. #
Crap…that nastily-familiar pain in my side isn't improving. Fail. I think that I'll be forced to beg to differ with my recent exam result. #
Aaaa …! Billy Mays's coked-up ass is yelling at me frrom beyond the grave!! I DON'T WANT A JUPITER JACK!!! #

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September 26, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-09-26

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 1:00 am

@maymaym FUCK YEAH!! I can say I probably invite people places & things to suck my balls far more than most testicle toting humans! in reply to maymaym #
@rubberzebra Hm…I'm for porn and chocolate!! in reply to rubberzebra #
RT @primesuspect primesuspectWhen I start seeing the horoscope auto-tweets, I know it's bedtime." {Word.} #
Did I not threaten to go to bed over an hour ago? For real now. Before I give MYSELF a spanking and time out…. #
If others seem overly enthusiastic about what you are doing to… More for Gemini http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
Are you a business owner (kink or otherwise) willing to help me run for Ms. SF Leather? http://tinyurl.com/yackpuu (plz RT!) #
At the carwash with my borrowed wheels getting all primped, suctioned and buffed in preperation for the weekend's #Folsom marathon… #
Overcast cool here this mornin'! Gotta go to UPS, grab my costume, finish getting my shit together and book down to the #FolsomFringe event! #
Mebbe I will crash @Lochai's class to talk shit and pass notes in the back… #FolsomFringe #
And I know my East Coast peeps @SarahSloane and @LeatherYenta are due in…is @NaylandBlake coming too? #
Ha! @Lochai's class is just about to start….and we will see whether or not it goes askew! in reply to Lochai #
Thanks @LeatherYenta! http://twitpic.com/j451q She treats me so good! #
Landed in the room, and it is quite lovely. Realized that the reason I feel homicidal is that I haven't eaten today. #
To the gal who shoved my cart diagonally into the middle of the intersection of Lucky's to get 5 boxes of oatmeal: Really? #
No wonder pregnant women are smug ( i.e.) http://is.gd/3FSvM dag, yo! http://twitpic.com/j4xjj #

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September 25, 2009

Once more with feeling…

Filed under: Folsom Fringe,Going's On.,kink events — mollena @ 1:20 am

It is time again for the SM Odyssey Folsom Fringe!

I’ve been attending SM Odyssey events since they started ‘em up back in 1998 with the Kinky Prom. Man that brings back some memories…

Now I’m a jaded ole perv and am rolling on down to San Jose with a few hundred pervs from far and wide to celebrate the community, the kink, and to learn and play and generally get our Leather on.

I’m breaking out a new class… “BOUNDARY SMACKDOWN” that is focused on overcoming internal and external inhibitors to satisfaction in your personal kinkscape. I’m curious to see how it is received!

I am also super thrilled that a long-time friend, Evil Mommy Tina, will be doing some picture taking of me while I’m there! I am usually insanely self-conscious about photography so it helps to have someone I absolutely love and trust to do the honors…

And the of course there’s Sunday, the big day. My costume pieces almost didn’t make it, and I still have a few errands to run to be ready to do my thing on Folsom Sunday! It is the first year I’m using a masked costume, so I am curious to see how that experience is…

Follow along on Twitter, or just keep an eye on the old blog for updates!

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Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-09-25

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 1:00 am

And as the night rolls on, I reward myself by taking a break from my writing to…do some research on Kink events for 2010. #
@michaelmagical Hey thanks man!! that made my night! in reply to michaelmagical #
@VividPostSuper Holy SHIT I must be gayer than a pink poodle with a rainbow collar!!! in reply to VividPostSuper #
@PaganLinuxGeek I am on writing binge baby!! in reply to PaganLinuxGeek #
@PaganLinuxGeek Nah it is OK. The next chapter is on taboo body play and it's a tough one. I can use the occasional distraction in reply to PaganLinuxGeek #
@PaganLinuxGeek it is even LATER for you!! What's your dealio? in reply to PaganLinuxGeek #
@PaganLinuxGeek I didn't know you were a truck driver! Man, I used to have Bad Thoughs about you guys driving on the 5 to and from LA in reply to PaganLinuxGeek #
@PaganLinuxGeek *LOL* the latter. I have had, by and large, positive experiences sharing the road with trucks: to the point of lifesaving. in reply to PaganLinuxGeek #
It still might take a few more days for your life to return to… More for Gemini http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
@PaganLinuxGeek I've 2 separate instances where truck drivers intervened and cut off reckless drivers who'd put me at risk. Amazing reflexes in reply to PaganLinuxGeek #
is 4AM an allnighter yet? My brains are becoming wheatpaste. I'm done with research for second-to last chapter…may be done by the weekend! #
Yeah I have decided it is time to tank. That red-bull is wearing thin, and I have accomplished much tonight! #
Oh fail fail fail fail FAIL on you, UPS, for calling me at 7:40 AM and. ÜBERFAIL on you Law Enforcement Products Co, for mucking my addy! #
•angry bedotter roll• #
Ugh. Shoulda gotten up and pulled the contacts when I had the chance…feels like moths committed acts of frottage on my eyeballs. #
@nympsam beware… I'm an absolutely crap typist and have severe twitterrrhea! Welcome to the weirdness in reply to nympsam #
@aphalloides grrr…they were calling beause the damned address is partially incorrect and the delivert is restricted so I can't correct it! in reply to aphalloides #
OMG out of bed 5 minutes and get a glass shard in my foot. What circle of hell is this!?? #
@TracyReneeJones keep hoping….so far, I'm inclined to stay in bed. in reply to TracyReneeJones #
http://is.gd/3DDQ0 Hobbit 419. I'm weeping over here… #
This whole self-injury thing just underscores my latest blog. Hah. I'm THAT good at zeitgeisting! http://is.gd/3DEkW #
@Dangerous_Lilly so failtastic down here! Pass the hot sauce! in reply to Dangerous_Lilly #
http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=4821 hell yeah….I'm totally an abomination!! #
@Monkeyfetish weehoo! Sinister Abominations of the world unite! in reply to Monkeyfetish #
@the1miss_luna my Dad taught me to play sax and write with my right hand…so, now of course am a confused dom left ambidextrous mess. in reply to the1miss_luna #
@the1miss_luna I wish I'd hated it less and kept it up. in reply to the1miss_luna #
Stuck in the house till UPS comes with my OTHER package…the one I REALLY want. Grr. #
http://mollena.com Half Ass HNT on The Perverted Negress….I can't brain on hella creative nekkids ALLA time, y'all! #
@thepixiepop You r new avi is adorable!!! in reply to thepixiepop #
Holy crap. I went to the wrong town to meet up with @wordweaverlynn for dinner and auto appropriation. Epic. Fail. *slinks back to BART* #
I amay be full of lame but that sunset….bravo, atmosphere. Well played. #
@melina_star Not much I can do to further impress on my peeps how dorkii I am…she was cool and we are gonna met halfway in reply to melina_star #
Hey SF peeps! RT @twisst39 @Mollena ISS will cross the sky at your location at 7:59 pm! more details: http://twisst.nl/13081 #
Went to wash my dishes…try to be tidy. Quick snicker snack shattered glass and a sting that immediately fades. Minutes later? Bloody cut. #
No fun is that. #
@vicious_kind Thank you ….. it is so weird hw it didn't hurt at all it first. life's like that. in reply to vicious_kind #
@mollena is 50 percent male http://bit.ly/2JISFT (dies laughing) #
@maymaym I got 67% likely a female blogger but only a 50/50 on Twitter in reply to maymaym #
@JustTen It was me jumping around in your dream head…sorry man. in reply to JustTen #
@FierceKitty Awesome! in reply to FierceKitty #
@akelaa is 50 percent male http://bit.ly/qpWbM #
@rubberzebra I wanna see who is "more" or "less" whatever?? whats the algorithm? Shoe and chocolate vs pr0n and sports? #
Are you a business owner (kink or otherwise) willing to help me run for Ms. SF Leather? http://www.mollena.com/msfl/ (please RT!) #
Wow, #Astrology.com…that astro update with the subject line "Did he dump you for good?" makes me wanna visit yer site. Really. **PLONK** #
@missbhavens *pfft* Your Dad's genes'll kick in and you;ll be fine Plus Moms looks pretty damned good herself. in reply to missbhavens #
@Quinola I totally fell for it ROFFLING in reply to Quinola #
Yeah. My brain is too fucking fried to write tonight. Slack for myself I shall cut, take pride in being in EXCELLENT shape, and get sleep. #
@aagblog Thank you madame….wh—OMG! worst tinyurl EVAR *giggles* in reply to aagblog #
@aagblog I am sitting here repeating "yackpuu" over and over…help me jeebuss… in reply to aagblog #
@aagblog http://bit.ly/1jd69 Sheep! in reply to aagblog #
Why do I love these absurd Geico "staring-stack-o-cash" commercials so much?!!? It is like crack! #
OMG @pornobobbie I'm sitting here lika a phreak laughing my ass off watching the one with the greasly old dude… http://tinyurl.com/b7a65h #
@aagblog =)) aaaaaeeee stop!! *laughing* *snerk* in reply to aagblog #
I cannot pick, @pornobobbie, between that one and this one http://tinyurl.com/ms7p78 #
@mauikink *bow* thank you for the ree-tweetness! in reply to mauikink #

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Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-09-25

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 1:00 am

And as the night rolls on, I reward myself by taking a break from my writing to…do some research on Kink events for 2010. #
@michaelmagical Hey thanks man!! that made my night! in reply to michaelmagical #
@VividPostSuper Holy SHIT I must be gayer than a pink poodle with a rainbow collar!!! in reply to VividPostSuper #
@PaganLinuxGeek I am on writing binge baby!! in reply to PaganLinuxGeek #
@PaganLinuxGeek Nah it is OK. The next chapter is on taboo body play and it's a tough one. I can use the occasional distraction in reply to PaganLinuxGeek #
@PaganLinuxGeek it is even LATER for you!! What's your dealio? in reply to PaganLinuxGeek #
@PaganLinuxGeek I didn't know you were a truck driver! Man, I used to have Bad Thoughs about you guys driving on the 5 to and from LA in reply to PaganLinuxGeek #
@PaganLinuxGeek *LOL* the latter. I have had, by and large, positive experiences sharing the road with trucks: to the point of lifesaving. in reply to PaganLinuxGeek #
It still might take a few more days for your life to return to… More for Gemini http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
@PaganLinuxGeek I've 2 separate instances where truck drivers intervened and cut off reckless drivers who'd put me at risk. Amazing reflexes in reply to PaganLinuxGeek #
is 4AM an allnighter yet? My brains are becoming wheatpaste. I'm done with research for second-to last chapter…may be done by the weekend! #
Yeah I have decided it is time to tank. That red-bull is wearing thin, and I have accomplished much tonight! #
Oh fail fail fail fail FAIL on you, UPS, for calling me at 7:40 AM and. ÜBERFAIL on you Law Enforcement Products Co, for mucking my addy! #
•angry bedotter roll• #
Ugh. Shoulda gotten up and pulled the contacts when I had the chance…feels like moths committed acts of frottage on my eyeballs. #
@nympsam beware… I'm an absolutely crap typist and have severe twitterrrhea! Welcome to the weirdness in reply to nympsam #
@aphalloides grrr…they were calling beause the damned address is partially incorrect and the delivert is restricted so I can't correct it! in reply to aphalloides #
OMG out of bed 5 minutes and get a glass shard in my foot. What circle of hell is this!?? #
@TracyReneeJones keep hoping….so far, I'm inclined to stay in bed. in reply to TracyReneeJones #
http://is.gd/3DDQ0 Hobbit 419. I'm weeping over here… #
This whole self-injury thing just underscores my latest blog. Hah. I'm THAT good at zeitgeisting! http://is.gd/3DEkW #
@Dangerous_Lilly so failtastic down here! Pass the hot sauce! in reply to Dangerous_Lilly #
http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=4821 hell yeah….I'm totally an abomination!! #
@Monkeyfetish weehoo! Sinister Abominations of the world unite! in reply to Monkeyfetish #
@the1miss_luna my Dad taught me to play sax and write with my right hand…so, now of course am a confused dom left ambidextrous mess. in reply to the1miss_luna #
@the1miss_luna I wish I'd hated it less and kept it up. in reply to the1miss_luna #
Stuck in the house till UPS comes with my OTHER package…the one I REALLY want. Grr. #
http://mollena.com Half Ass HNT on The Perverted Negress….I can't brain on hella creative nekkids ALLA time, y'all! #
@thepixiepop You r new avi is adorable!!! in reply to thepixiepop #
Holy crap. I went to the wrong town to meet up with @wordweaverlynn for dinner and auto appropriation. Epic. Fail. *slinks back to BART* #
I amay be full of lame but that sunset….bravo, atmosphere. Well played. #
@melina_star Not much I can do to further impress on my peeps how dorkii I am…she was cool and we are gonna met halfway in reply to melina_star #
Hey SF peeps! RT @twisst39 @Mollena ISS will cross the sky at your location at 7:59 pm! more details: http://twisst.nl/13081 #
Went to wash my dishes…try to be tidy. Quick snicker snack shattered glass and a sting that immediately fades. Minutes later? Bloody cut. #
No fun is that. #
@vicious_kind Thank you ….. it is so weird hw it didn't hurt at all it first. life's like that. in reply to vicious_kind #
@mollena is 50 percent male http://bit.ly/2JISFT (dies laughing) #
@maymaym I got 67% likely a female blogger but only a 50/50 on Twitter in reply to maymaym #
@JustTen It was me jumping around in your dream head…sorry man. in reply to JustTen #
@FierceKitty Awesome! in reply to FierceKitty #
@akelaa is 50 percent male http://bit.ly/qpWbM #
@rubberzebra I wanna see who is "more" or "less" whatever?? whats the algorithm? Shoe and chocolate vs pr0n and sports? #
Are you a business owner (kink or otherwise) willing to help me run for Ms. SF Leather? http://www.mollena.com/msfl/ (please RT!) #
Wow, #Astrology.com…that astro update with the subject line "Did he dump you for good?" makes me wanna visit yer site. Really. **PLONK** #
@missbhavens *pfft* Your Dad's genes'll kick in and you;ll be fine Plus Moms looks pretty damned good herself. in reply to missbhavens #
@Quinola I totally fell for it ROFFLING in reply to Quinola #
Yeah. My brain is too fucking fried to write tonight. Slack for myself I shall cut, take pride in being in EXCELLENT shape, and get sleep. #
@aagblog Thank you madame….wh—OMG! worst tinyurl EVAR *giggles* in reply to aagblog #
@aagblog I am sitting here repeating "yackpuu" over and over…help me jeebuss… in reply to aagblog #
@aagblog http://bit.ly/1jd69 Sheep! in reply to aagblog #
Why do I love these absurd Geico "staring-stack-o-cash" commercials so much?!!? It is like crack! #
OMG @pornobobbie I'm sitting here lika a phreak laughing my ass off watching the one with the greasly old dude… http://tinyurl.com/b7a65h #
@aagblog =)) aaaaaeeee stop!! *laughing* *snerk* in reply to aagblog #
I cannot pick, @pornobobbie, between that one and this one http://tinyurl.com/ms7p78 #
@mauikink *bow* thank you for the ree-tweetness! in reply to mauikink #

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