Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-09-07
- Closed my eyes only to realize the moon is so bright I gotta wear shades. Wow!
# - There are so many ways to interpret what's going on now, but o… More for Gemini http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
- @funkybrownchick That's one of those stories that I often hesitate to share, too. It is ruefully funny but also has that sliiiiight edge. in reply to funkybrownchick #
- @casacre I love that the "Just keep swimming!" Song is part of the common lexicon. in reply to casacre #
- @MistressDidi *lol* I tweet in crankymode! I feel as though people getting me (mostly) uncensored is a great exercise in keeping honest
in reply to MistressDidi # - @cunningminx http://twitpic.com/gqp45 – I trust you were touched by His noodly goodness? #
- @cunningminx http://twitpic.com/gkkg6 – HELL YES!!! *wipes away a tear* #
- RT @sarahdopp Panhandler sign outside the geek/gamer conference next door reads: "DARK ELVES STOLE MY WALLET. SPARE ANY LOOT?" #
- @cunningminx These are seductive words you speak! **gazes thoughtfully into the middle distance** in reply to cunningminx #
- @fleshlight #FleshlightMotion: As good as the real thing! ….as far as you know. in reply to Fleshlight #
- KPOO is having a :New Jack Swink" bloc…. RFTW, BBD, Boyz 2 Men….Wreckx-n-Effect…. wow. I'm old!! #
- The fact that a male masturbatory toy is the #1 Trending topic on Twitter makes me grin. Go Go Gadget wanker! #FleshlightMotion #
- @rootbeerlord The one that makes me giggle is the Jackass: it looks like you'd be shagging a little elf butt!
in reply to rootbeerlord # - @SiaLikeWhoa Oh shit….a LOT of the shit on that "you know you're black when" trending topic is embarrassing and racist. *whew* in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
- @Dismal_Moron Scout's Honor!! http://www.kpoo.com/ in reply to Dismal_Moron #
- @cubanas Agreed. You sure as hell can't pour out the hateraide when you are flaunting ghettofied bullshit yourself. in reply to cubanas #
- @astreaw Yay! in reply to astreaw #
- @avaamnesia http://twitpic.com/gg8nf – This is The World's Most AWESOME family portrait ever. seriously. #
- Internet Heartbreak, 2009 Style: http://xkcd.com/632/ #
- "The Cove" documentary is about the shocking annual slaughter of tens of thousands of dolphins in Japan http://www.thecovemovie.com/ #
- The triple horror is that the ocean's so polluted these dolphins have insanely toxic meat, which is, in turn, fed to kids in school lunches. #
- The #FleshlightMotion would seem to be the inside-out male-organ-oriented take on Ciciloves "Love Seat" http://www.howsyourbuddy.com/ #
- @knkywch ….so how was that playdate…? in reply to knkywch #
- Why, Vimeo, must you suck? Uploading videos sucks, even with a premium account. What a waste of money. #
- http://xkcd.com/618/ xkcd: bringing the obscurest tear to my eye…. #
- @podagraph Well, I don't speak that language and neither Google translator nor Babelfish were able to make out what you typed…. in reply to podagraph #
- Like it or not I have to get to the store. And nothing's open tomorrow.So. Where's my purse. Oh, and clothes… #
- Running late and not gonna make it to the hardware store. Argh. That's what I get for sinking too far into the internets. Crap. #
- @mal_ross ;-D EnviroTex coating I need to cover the table I defaced for @WickedGrounds new café! it has that "done by a 55-yr-old" vibe! in reply to mal_ross #
- Holy shit! MUNI magic skidded me into the Cole Hardware with 1 minute to spare! #
- OK PEOPLE! •claps hands briskly• the Mercury Retrograde starts tomorrow. Let's be extra compassionate in our communications! #
- @mal_ross *smooch* you are too sweet!
in reply to mal_ross # - @mal_ross I must be that Mercury Retrograde! What is normally assfucked works like a harm! *lol* in reply to mal_ross #
- @quotidianlight I'm usually not so easily nailed by the net! That was so disconcerting! in reply to quotidianlight #
- @lunaraven13 @esculentdesird dude it was SO timeley to have had out meeting before tomorrow! Doing big planning in retrograde = tough going! in reply to lunaraven13 #
- Unfortunately, @GlitterFemme, 2009 is the year of long-ass Retrogrades. This one runs from tomorrow through the 29th. in reply to GlitterFemme #
- @lunaraven13 hey can you click on the latest post on http://mollena.com and tell me if 1)its up and 2) what the video runtime is? in reply to lunaraven13 #
- The (very) late"Sunday morning sexytime story" may or may not be up: I've no flash on my phone to see if my fix is in! http://mollena.com #
- @bailar_vivir I swear to Ganesha there's GOT to be a better way to manage video online! Grr. Grr. Grr grr grr! Furthrmore….grr. in reply to bailar_vivir #
- @GlitterFemme it sure can be! I look at cosmic weirdness as a way to up the awareness, yanno? in reply to GlitterFemme #
- @LeatherYenta Yaaaaay! Thank you Mizz Loooooooolita! in reply to LeatherYenta #
- @bailar_vivir thank Ganesha! Finally! Dag, yo.
in reply to bailar_vivir # - @Dangerous_Lilly I'm a shitty typist, dyslexic and spell-check addicted! in reply to Dangerous_Lilly #
- Dudes. Dudes! When rolling with your Punani Posse, remember! The cologne, Axe & Trés Flores in which each of you bathed WILL. NOT. BLEND. #
- @Dangerous_Lilly I'm the worlds crappiest typist! Even spell check betrays me. I rely on the Grammar Nazis to let me know when blog is jacke in reply to Dangerous_Lilly #
- @lunaraven13 do you haz the new Fflash? in reply to lunaraven13 #
- @bacon_lover W00t!! Thanks fer diggin' it! in reply to bacon_lover #
- @MrRoxy @sroxy….hm…"got some" that is "…way better than milk from the store"…. Ooo oo, I know! Organic whole raw milk!! *struts* in reply to MrRoxy #
- @mErocrush I dated a staunch Irish Spring user who had that soapy scent on him all day. That I didn't mind so much
in reply to mErocrush # - @Weebeasty @bailar_vivir SO FAIL. It was a veritable miasma of horror. in reply to Weebeasty #
- Patiently waiting for Kitty Of The Corn #1 to finish using the heater so I can turn it off. #
- @Dangerous_Lilly *sigh* when I put the heater on the bugger runs to sit in front of it. And because I'm usually NOT softhearted, I wait. in reply to Dangerous_Lilly #
- @Dangerous_Lilly …aaaaand one he's done and moves away, THEN I turn it off. in reply to Dangerous_Lilly #
- @SiaLikeWhoa If you've seen ANY of Perry's sexist schtick, you know the rest of the bullshit. Its Chitlin Circuit coonery 21st Century style in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
- @SiaLikeWhoa ….and "Monk" makes me nervous. *lol* in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
- Oh yay! The "Comment Luv" is FINALLY working on my blog! Makes it easier to keep up with other blogger friends
# - @Dangerous_Lilly I'm usually so bossy towards the Kitties of the Corn, but the bros are 13. I figure I should be nice :-p in reply to Dangerous_Lilly #
- SO MANY things marketers & merchants want me to freak out about! They've succeeded on many levels. But I'm-a draw the line! #*IRefuseToTrip #
- Leave my pores alone, Biore and Ponds! #IRefuseToTrip #
- The smell of a healthy clean vagina shouldn't be covered! Odd smell = get your pussy looked at, not perfumed, Summer's Eve! #IRefuseToTrip #
- @dominadoll I learned the hard way that, though a nice deodorant is fine, antiperspirants can fuck your shit UP! Tom's of Maine for me! in reply to dominadoll #
- @SiaLikeWhoa rotflmao!!!!! Pheromones-For-All! in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
- @bailar_vivir W3rd, yo!! in reply to bailar_vivir #
- How many 5-year olds could you take in a fight? #DumbAssQuizzes http://bit.ly/VeZkP #
- http://blip.fm/~cyv4e "Don't leave your food upon the table!" "Why honey, why??" "Beeee-caaaa-uuuse of —- ROACHES!" #
- @dominadoll I am flattered!
Thank you! I would be honored to do so!
in reply to dominadoll # - @janetbarnett According to the quiz you're allowed to use 'em as weapons, too! Like …um…bowl 'em into one another! in reply to janetbarnett #
- @janetbarnett You're right. And they have supersonicsqueal powers!!!! in reply to janetbarnett #
- @dominadoll I am! Most of the time, anyway! *lol* That is, except when I'm scurrying off to mess around with perverts in other climes! in reply to dominadoll #
- @joqatana *lol* my personal best was "0"
And they said it couldn't be done!! in reply to joqatana # - I think @CunningMinx's photos and @DrDuran's promises of geek-worship have persuaded me to consider #DragonCon '10. However. I need ideas. #
- I must contemplate WHAT costumes, aside from my ST:ToS uniform, would be SUPERDOPE?? After Uhura and Storm, I'm drawing a blank… #
- Oh look! The shortage of Black female superheroes and sci-fi / fantasy characters is something else to snipe at The Man about. Yay! *snerk* #
- RT @lovings: @Mollena Will this help? List of 60 Black female superheros (video) – http://www.vimeo.com/2466924 HOly Crap!!!!! #
- Hell Yeah, @SilverDayDreams Old School Catwoman was the shit! And I can even do that glottal-purr like Ertha did
# - currently drooling over a simple yet cool leather Sehkmet mask….~there's~ an asskicking African goddess…. #












