The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-09-08

September 8, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-09-08

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 1:00 am

@miscca "Voodoo donuts grim" …?? in reply to miscca #
@Trialsinner @SilverDayDreams I believe that you aren't alone in dollybondage!! #
You could be uncertain about a new romance now as Mercury turn… More for Gemini http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
http://bit.ly/fDOI7 ….the not-at-all-suggestive cat-toy. Hm. #
RT @CaliAfrican “Courage allows a great woman to fail and learn powerful lessons so that in the end,she didn't fail at all.”–Maya Angelou #
@cunningminx …ideas for super-ool costumes I've already learned quite a bit about Black female action / artoon figures. in reply to cunningminx #
@cunningminx …and I TOTALLY wanna be Valerie from Josie & The Pusycts. *lol* in reply to cunningminx #
In case you missed it in the litany of fail I experienced yesterday I DID finally get the Sunday Morning Sexytime up! http://mollena.com #
I'm not surprised @joqatana. And, aside from hardware and marine supply stores, pet stores carry the broadest spectrum of pervertible items in reply to joqatana #
@cunningminx we need to find a Melody. I'm assuming you will be Josie in reply to cunningminx #
RT @shitmydadsays "The worst thing you can be is a liar.OK fine, yes,the worst thing you can be is a Nazi,but THEN #2 is liar.Nazi 1,Liar 2" #
@Ms_Goose you gotta work on Teh St00pid though! I (true fact) I learned the tambourine in the Salvation Army! Its on, @cunningminx! #
@DrDuran I think a lying Nazi would implode at the speed of light from the evil!! in reply to DrDuran #
RT @Dadding: mad cow disease + bird flu + swine flu = FARMAGEDDON? #
@cunningminx I could see you also as Alexandra, secretly Eeeeevil mastermind. With that rad white stripe in the hair. *lol* #
@DrDuran *sigh* Your words are, sadly, hella true! in reply to DrDuran #
@wendyrama Holy shit!!! Well, Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, I guess. Who knew Elder Gods came in citrus form?? in reply to wendyrama #
Just as I was about to veer into lonely fail feeling, I get 2 emails that boost me out of feeling failish. No room to feel lame, dammit. #
The final edit of my piece in #BestSexWritin2010 is ready for me to see. I'm blown away that @raquelita mentions my piece in her "Forward" #
I'm also getting serious with Greenery Press about my new project. SO much to do, I think I can't feel lame for a while #
All this has to squeezle around insanely intense rehearsals for @crowdedfire's show #Drip stating up in like 2 weeks. In which I'm a lead! #
Doopdeedoop…not…gonna….freak….out… #
Man oh Manischewitz do I hate the feeling when I see friends do emotionally fucked up skivey shit. #
Emotionally bound & knotted. The the culprit? listening to Blues / R&B. Between memories of my Father & The British Musician I can't bre … #
@missbhavens You know it must be a Noo Yawk thang, bubeleh. in reply to missbhavens #
http://blip.fm/~d0a99 Sing it Ruth Brown!! "…Only been used once or twice but it's still nice and tight….!" #
@troyredington BOOYA, WASP! He'll smack you outta the air like the PotUS, son!! Somebody shoulda warned you!!! in reply to troyredington #
@naylandblake PHOTOS!! Photos or it never happened!!! in reply to naylandblake #
RT @serafinowicz: Regretting using Tetris bricks to build my house. The kitchen's just disappeared. (Still LOLing) #
@SinnamonLove She needs an intervention! Quick!!! Put "1999" on repeat!!! *lol* in reply to SinnamonLove #
@SinnamonLove If she starts in with Indigo Girls , Tracy Chapman and Ani DiFranco, I think you win a toaster ;-D in reply to SinnamonLove #
RT @Wordweaverlynn: Great 404 Page Not Found. http://ow.ly/opyh #
Some horn tootling on The Perverted Negress today See what @raquelita has to say about my essay in #BestSexWriting! http://mollena.com #
"Bay Bridge Won't Re-Open Tuesday" http://bit.ly/coH1f ((Dammit, @languid. *sigh*)) #
@Weebeasty I hope so, I reeeeally do. Thank you for saying so! in reply to Weebeasty #
@SiaLikeWhoa I am hella stoked myself!!! in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@twitoaster So wait…what? People who comment on your blog posts would have a Twitter post generated or….i'm confused. in reply to twitoaster #
"This is where she wants to be…" http://blip.fm/~d0cy0 Dedication to @SinnamonLove with a special shout out to my girl @MissBHavens #
@JAGnLA It is ok for you to come out if you are a lesbian. Nothin' but love. in reply to JAGnLA #
RT @BreakingNews: BULLETIN — MILWAUKEE POLICE ARREST SUSPECTED SERIAL KILLER. (This plays into one of my secret areas of obsessive study) #
@bigolpoofter Because they are representative of their racist, sexist, homophobic constituency. in reply to bigolpoofter #
RT @twitoaster: (proposed plugin) post an article on your blog/Tweet it /get all related Twitter replies directly on your Blog post page. #
@twitoaster I want it right now is how i feel about that!!!! Will it be WordPressable? in reply to twitoaster #
When did teeth whitening become the new Viagra!?!? #TooManyAds #SpamFail #
@naylandblake &^%$#* privacy an' shit….spoiling my vicarious naughties. Dammit. in reply to naylandblake #
RT @sswayze: watching "city on the edge of forever" as geek weekend continues (OMG weepyness!!) #
@sxychikadee Sometimes life happens really fast in real time. I know I've done the same thing! in reply to sxychikadee #
RT @queershoulder …had custom bookshelves built & installed by a fantastic queer carpenter. If you need handywork, hire James Carp. (SF) #
@quotidianlight At the rate I'm going it looks like I'll be around that when I find someone to grope! in reply to quotidianlight #
@missbhavens i know!!! Prince AND Crimegasms?? Epic Win. in reply to missbhavens #
RT @ObamaFoodorama: LOL RT @ReadNEat Hey, did you see this: http://tinyurl.com/lpt3oy Laura Bush defends Obama's school speech. #
@sydhappens Would me virtually ogling you by proxy help a all…? in reply to sydhappens #
@sydhappens **runs to your website to send ass-ogling vibes** in reply to sydhappens #
@sxychikadee Yeah if it is a habit, and in the midst of a heavy-talk, that is full court fail, dude. in reply to sxychikadee #
@sydhappens Ok totally just ogled your naked sweaty inky self. Win. in reply to sydhappens #
@sydhappens ooo, Crashpad clips!!! in reply to sydhappens #
@sydhappens Thankfully I can tear one off in under 30 seconds, so this http://bit.ly/3wFJzm + a well-timed vibrator = TOUCHDOWN in reply to sydhappens #
@sydhappens Yeah timing! It has to be a good solid 30 seconds of porn WIN. If, at say, :17, someone spits or changes position? #PornFail in reply to sydhappens #
Just to prove my point to @sydhappens I've now orgasmed like twice in 3 minutes. I need supper. #
@debaucheddiva It's a gift….! in reply to debaucheddiva #
The Kitties of the Corn do not appreciate my imitation of Tiny Tim covering "Toxic" by Britney Spears. Fucking cretins. #
DON'T YOU FOLD YOUR EARS AT ~ME~ BIGGS AND WEDGE!!! *sings louder* #
@sydhappens @debaucheddiva @avatarkoo The Orgasmic juggernaut can be quite formidable! It can be fun for tops too, just ask @WendyBlackheart in reply to sydhappens #
@LScribbens No, and it is tough to trust an animal that gets high off of a plant in the mint family. in reply to LScribbens #
I just hit 28181 Tweets! #Numbergasm. Heh. That sounds like some kinda complex group sex scene. "Two ate one, ate one." *snerk* #
@languid Perhaps the structure was being….coy? You know how shy suspension bridges can be….. in reply to languid #
@languid Yeah And That makes you wonder what ELSE is ready to go at any moment. in reply to languid #
@ReadNEat Sho' 'nuff!! in reply to ReadNEat #
Which of you sonsabitches will be @ #FolsomFringe? I already know the seductive @SarahSloane and the Lovely @LeatherYenta will be here! #
http://bit.ly/gFK3i Elimanate a soggy mood, & your chances of going to heaven. Damn. The Lil' Jon lazyTown mashup never. Gets. Old. #
@belledame222 The person who sent it deleted 'em. in reply to belledame222 #
@CelticFrog Yay You!!!!! in reply to CelticFrog #
Taking myself out for late-night Thai. Fuck it. I'm not gonna let myself NOT have it just because I procrastinated! #
@lunaraven13 You must have missed my previous rocky relationship with them when mangoes were out of season and Mango Sticky Rice was gone! in reply to lunaraven13 #
@lunaraven13 MSR is my absolute lover. *drool* in reply to lunaraven13 #
Gratitude. Walked out of the flat into a homeless shopping cart guy whose belongings are draped with a blanket identical to one of mine. #
There but for Ganesha's grace go I. I am so blessed. #
Shit. I can't walk into the place crying. Damn. I have a bed, a home, friends…and a blanket. I'm the most blessed person I can possibly be #
@queershoulder I DMed you. If you wanna come I will hold off on ordering my entrée! in reply to queershoulder #
Hey now! Thanks to tweetchronicity, @queershoulder is jumping on bike to come have Late Night Thai with me. Win! in reply to queershoulder #
I hope @KellyShibari doesn't feel lime I'm cheating on her if I share Teh HOLY MSR with @queershoulder. •fretting• I am #ComestiblePoly #
OMG WTF STFU ROFFLECOPTERBBQ IT IS TEH MANGO STICKY RICE!1!!1! http://twitpic.com/gy2z4 #
A night filled with blessings. So great to sit and talk with @QueerShoulder, and ran into Miss D (waves Hi!) Wh was strolling by. #
On the way home the homeless guy with the clone to my blanket passed again, asking for change. So I gave him some money…and thanked him. #
@Wordweaverlynn Dude, its all that cheese. Makes fools crazy! in reply to Wordweaverlynn #
@podagraph dude. So. Good. in reply to podagraph #
@ColinPeters That mashup underscores everything that is wrong and everything that is right with the internet! in reply to ColinPeters #
@KellyShibari hell yeah! When do you get in? I in San Jose for #Folsom Fringe Fri & Sat. Maybe you can drop in on the way up! in reply to KellyShibari #
@thepixiepop and love and healing and hugs for you, sweet miss pixie! in reply to thepixiepop #
@lunaraven13 Awwww yeah! *snerks* in reply to lunaraven13 #
@lunaraven13 Yooooooou are soooooo jealous….didja see the MSR love?? Sweetness. in reply to lunaraven13 #
@lalamelody RECHARGABLE! (Or pluginable) lol #
@MataLeao Have you been before?? I've been to almost all od 'em in reply to MataLeao #
@ReadNEat I had some delicious garlic pepper prawns and curry rice! And of course, the MSR! in reply to ReadNEat #
@raging_journey1 ((hugs)) yes it sure does. in reply to raging_journey1 #
@oddmartini I did him btter than leftovers on the way out. Least I could do…. in reply to oddmartini #
@avatarkoo I love feelin happy with what I have! Isn't that simple and obvious and SO EASY to forget?? in reply to avatarkoo #
@dopegirlfresh that is an excellent quetion, homes! At this point, mid march, most def! in reply to dopegirlfresh #
@oddmartini Living in SF, and being intimately familiar with the help in place here,I have less guilt…but I'm a mean-ass NYer. in reply to oddmartini #
@oddmartini abd Ganesha knows I've had my offerings poopoohed by street people! But our mutual binkie moved me. in reply to oddmartini #
@KellyShibari Ping me when you're on the road. Maybe stop by for light refrshment! in reply to KellyShibari #
@oddmartini People suffer on the streets. I've not been homeless, but I've been through the system. Lived, for a little, with other addicts. in reply to oddmartini #

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