The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-09-09

September 9, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-09-09

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 1:00 am

@oddmartini Ild be interested in hearing/reading it. Friends who've survived homelessness have a perspective I respect & hope to never have. in reply to oddmartini #
@oddmartini •wry smile• you've leveled an accurate assessment that has eluded many I've known personally and far longer. in reply to oddmartini #
@dopegirlfresh I will probably be there for at least a week this time in reply to dopegirlfresh #
@oddmartini oy vey I followed you a couple days ago! "Follows" from second-party apps like Twidroid are nOT reliable. I gotta remember that in reply to oddmartini #
Damn it is late. Gotta try to speep at least. Night, everyone #
You can use clever words to make it appear as if you are fully… More for Gemini http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
**ALERT** The Bay Bridge has fully re-opened at 0700 hrs. today, Tuesday, Sept. 8, 2009. #
I feel as though I #
I feel as though I am trapped in a plastic bag and am disinclined to claw my way out. #
@Bextopia They went into a tiered pricing structure back in March. The hotter / more popular a song it the ore it costs. in reply to Bextopia #
@Bextopia I REGRET NOTHING. in reply to Bextopia #
@david_toesrus ((hig))0 Aw….! Too sweet! in reply to david_toesrus #
Mo #
OH @ Work: Guy #1 "So they sprinkle ingredients…" Guy #2 "In your butthole…" Guy #1 "Hahaha…yeah." #
@raging_journey1 "Talked to" as in "That's a problem" or as in "Uh, noticed that new tattoo there" kind of passive aggressive thing? in reply to raging_journey1 #
@jazzchica I am glad you dug on it! It it very invigorating to me to see so many more POC than I did when I first came out 12+ years ago. in reply to jazzchica #
@heidihoover High Five Babe! in reply to heidihoover #
"This…" she thought, waving vague fingers "…is NOT what matters." A brief sharpsweet tone in her left ear sounded. The veil fell back. #
#WhenIWasLittle I thought eating crackers when you had to pee staved off the urge by absorbing the pee & diverting it to poop zone. #
Overblown site for pretentious hipster club in SF (SAN FRANCISCO) has as its choices when you fill in the mailing list either "Mr" or "Mrs" #
Thanks, #SupperClub, for being less inclusive than *&^%$# FedEx. #
@raging_journey1 Dude and it is like the most benign and chill tattoo design possible. Srsly. in reply to raging_journey1 #
@raging_journey1 And have they said that is what will happen? That it will be unilateral? in reply to raging_journey1 #
@badbadgirlx I was going to but seriously…this is a lot of stuff they have you do for this contest…. in reply to badbadgirlx #
Brain fog barely lifting to get the real work done and voila…meeting time. Come on along now brains! #
FFS, @suldrew. I have that fucking dust from bumfuck Nevada on my goddamn shoes!! #BurnerPoop #
Hey! I accomplished something today! #
Celebrating ALL accomplishments make the small things shine and the BIG things shrink, just a little #
Friend IMs me: "I believe I own you a belated birthday topping. I can totally spank or whatever you >:-)" I haven't been whatevered in AGES! #
Scanning kinky pictures. Saw one and thought "What the hell's that shit on your face, kid?!?!" It was piercings. #OldCodgerPornographer #
@badbadgirlx OK I posted on my blog in reply to badbadgirlx #
@Akelaa Heeheehee! in reply to Akelaa #
@aagblog Don't get me started. The VAST MAJORITY of contacts I get across the board are from European men. Which I'd love. Were I in EUROPE. in reply to aagblog #
RT @MikeTRose: RT @bmarriner1990: Yoko Ono CONFIRMS Beatles will be available on iTunes: http://j.mp/4ty3Yz [via engadget/9to5mac] #
@carnivalesq Here's hoping it is full of WIN! in reply to carnivalesq #
@badbadgirlx I believe that is during the rehearsal / run period of my show! So sadly, no. in reply to badbadgirlx #
Old School Raunch ~ http://tinyurl.com/b3sf2h Lucille Bogan: lyrics so bad ass, Lil Jon was all "WHUUUUT?!?!?!" #
Not only did I have cereal with soy milk & come yogurt for breakfast (I NEVER eat breakfast) my greasy lunch is NOT sitting right. #
Shit. That should have been "some" yogurt. Not "come" yogurt. #
Congratulations. I've squicked myself. #
*wanders off* #
@coyotetoo Shaddup!!! *hides* in reply to coyotetoo #
@raging_journey1 We got plenty of holes in SF!! in reply to raging_journey1 #
@coyotetoo #YouAreOnATimeOut in reply to coyotetoo #
@languid #YouAlsoAreOnATimeOut in reply to languid #
@OnyxStSyr Aw man, c'mon Its only frikkin' Tuesday *facepalm* in reply to OnyxStSyr #
**tapping foot at @SweetSpiced @mhoobler @mindtechnica @Bextopia …Laugh it up, fuzzballs… #
@Mojo4Melo I don't need a top! I can stub my own toes, voluntarily go to the dentist and safe-word on my on typos. I'm set! in reply to Mojo4Melo #
@casacre *sigh* It is OK…the Snort-a- lujah Chorus is already in full effect! in reply to casacre #
OH MY GOD.UTERUS!! Really?!? Raise your hands in the air if your uterus or the uterus of someone you love is acting the fool today!! #
@HotJane I am SO. Not. Impressed!! in reply to HotJane #
@bailar_vivir Three weeks, huh? You get the Uterus Hall Pass! in reply to bailar_vivir #
@thepixiepop I'm showing mine your post. Just to make my point. in reply to thepixiepop #
@CruelSecretary I am NOT in the mood for the inanity it is pulling today. Sheeeit!! in reply to CruelSecretary #
@raging_journey1 Big love your way. I know it sucks. I also know you will rise to the top and stomp the fuck of the the current shitstorm. in reply to raging_journey1 #
If you MUST rock a purse, ths is the purse to rock. http://bit.ly/kHjzv
Bad. Ass. #
@HotJane I hope the drugs you are taking are making more of an impression on your innards than this Motrin 800 is on mine! #
@HotJane OMG I am having SUCH a hard time with the niceness. I know it is just me. I'm defaulting to "Quiet" today. in reply to HotJane #
@MissKissThis @patrasha I am sitting here alternating between being about to cry, twisted over in lower back hell and staring in to space. #
@MissKissThis @patrasha SO. Much. FAIL!!! #
@MissKissThis I wouldn't miss you because I'd probably be copying you. in reply to MissKissThis #
@msmaggiemayhem Oh man. in reply to msmaggiemayhem #
@msmaggiemayhem Reminds me of being in detox and it turned out the night nurse was an old friend. It was less awkward than I'd have thought. in reply to msmaggiemayhem #
Hahha! #FetLife is teh crash and the "We Is Down" page has "Jizz In My Pants" #
Which one of you bastards was s'pposed to remind me how fucking delicious a big bowl of cereal for dinner can be, and then forgot?! #
if the Virgin Mary, Ghandi AND the "Hang In There!" Kitten from that poster all begged me for my Cinnamon Toast crunch, they'd leave hurt. #
I AM GOING TO MARRY YOU, CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH CEREAL. (But we have to have an open relationship. Can't leave out RVC, MSR & Cobb Salads) #
@katebornstein You are too cute I could die! in reply to katebornstein #
@bacon_lover You hereby owe me a box of CTC, missy!! in reply to bacon_lover #
@Wyldekyttin *hushed tones* It is too beautiful for mere mortals…. in reply to Wyldekyttin #
I have several emails I absolutely don't want to even open. Ugh. #
@KM_Zencat Cap'n Crunch is the toppiest most sadistic of the cereals!! Stuff shredded my mouth raw once when I ate it pre-sog! in reply to KM_Zencat #
@Angrydyke @bailar_vivir I am not kidding when I say I'm layin' here smiling like a dork. so happeh. #
@Angrydyke I now suspect I know what your avatar has in that bowl…. CEREAL!! in reply to Angrydyke #
Here you go, @MockngbirdGirl : homeopathic remedy for the blues. http://bit.ly/3L6GZe #
Squick squared!! hanks, WI!! RT @weirdnews: Wisconsin dad, son excel at cricket-spitting http://is.gd/33I51 #
@sapphirefires CoCo Puffs =love. in reply to sapphirefires #
@Weebeasty what kind of yarn makes someone drool??? in reply to Weebeasty #
@Wyldekyttin word up. in reply to Wyldekyttin #
@Weebeasty show me one please! I am made of curiosity. well, curiosity and win. in reply to Weebeasty #
@Graydancer An incestuous bestiality fueled lugie-fest? How could I possibly resist? in reply to Graydancer #
@Weebeasty aw yeah!!! in reply to Weebeasty #
(Via NYT) Commandos Free Times Reporter From Captors in Afghanistan http://mobile.nytimes.com (I wonder if they really go commando) #
@Melkitty @crowdedfire (My theater Company) uses PayPal four our fundraising! in reply to Melkitty #
@theresa247 Never again, man. Never. Again. in reply to theresa247 #
@lunaraven13 I'm pretty sure I loved him first so kindly unhand him, kthxbai. in reply to lunaraven13 #
@Akelaa Why not just bite it suck it and fuck it? Ladies like that too! in reply to Akelaa #
@Akelaa I think it is kinda moot after the Ono Effect! in reply to Akelaa #
@Akelaa hm…a "bend Over, Boyfriend" kind of pear, eh? in reply to Akelaa #
@Akelaa Hell yeah it would! in reply to Akelaa #
I knew it!! Obama IS corrupting the youth!!! http://imgur.com/A9mDD.jpg #
And on that silly note….night! #

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