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September 10, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-09-10

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 1:00 am

This is suspect…it bears almost no resemblance to an apple jack. http://twitpic.com/h2zb7 What makes a jack a jack? #
Just as I started giggling at a Holstein spotted SmartCar popping onto the 280, @suldrew and I were floored by its plates. "OMG HAHA" = WIN #
@BeautifulDreame Are you serious?!?! That is Süper-Fail. in reply to BeautifulDreame #
Nice. RT @viviane212 Some people think of everything;a post Rapture pet rescue service (you must read the TOS) http://bit.ly/uMHIm #
Listening to a BBC story about Russian internal politics. Kinda turned on by the accent…dang! How have I never hooked up with a Russian?? #
@coyotetoo I freaking love it! And I'm tickled they denied the initial request!! in reply to coyotetoo #
Brace yourself! In 9 minutes it'll be 9:09 AM on 9/9/09! #
Happy 9 9 09 9:09 #
Let's do that again in….oh….12 hours, m'kay? #
@lunaraven13 Sude. You wazznt Raptured?!!? Sorry Homie. Here, have some Devil's Fud Cake with the rest of us pagans heathens Mormons & Jews! in reply to lunaraven13 #
RT @Ropecast: NAWASHI~JUJUN available today only for 30% off. https://www.createspace.com/3396089 Use Discount code HXC4NN7D #
@lunaraven13 I am a messy person. ANd because of being nagged as kid I have residual guilt over it. HOWEVER. a "made bed" is a promise. in reply to lunaraven13 #
@lunaraven13 When I was in Detox, we had to make our beds every day. It was the 2nd promise I made to myself in sobriety, so, I make my bed. in reply to lunaraven13 #
@lunaraven13 (…I do sometimes permit myself weekends off, though! in reply to lunaraven13 #
@lunaraven13 My Mom tried, bless her heart. in reply to lunaraven13 #
http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=4755 Twitter Addict Watercolor. #YesIWouldTweetThat #
http://tinyurl.com/lhh6z8 Balloon dislodges manhole cover in the Castro. No, really. its innuendotastic! #
I haz been inspired by @the1miss_luna to do aBDSM Class Series: Mollena Williams Presents: STFU ALready! Kink Scene Rants for ALL Levels. #
@mhoobler @msmaggiemayhem You KNOW the people who'd best be served wouldn't be the ones who showed up! in reply to mhoobler #
@Bextopia I'm not at all sure how to explain it further since it is a tongue-in-cheek rant kind of thing… in reply to Bextopia #
@DixieDLT Oh. My. God. in reply to DixieDLT #
I am consistently disturbed by his eponymous sweet about which I have such ambivalence. http://tinyurl.com/2z8lqn #
@avaamnesia You are brilliant. ANd what YOU DO is NO LESS CRITICAL than what THEY do. Period. in reply to avaamnesia #
Stabby stabby stabbygirl. #
Dear Lord Ganesha: thank you for your grace in providing me with shimmering bits of WIN immediately after the backhand slap of #ManFail :-\ #
@avaamnesia I think you have a whole lot to be proud of. I will be proud of you for immoral support! in reply to avaamnesia #
@the1miss_luna Thank you for me now having a four-armed-one-trunk-cereal sex fantasy about a Hindu deity. I'll never gay any work done!! in reply to the1miss_luna #
@SilverDayDreams Who the FUCK is talking smack about ANYTHING having to do with ST:TOS?!?!? *eyeballs @Septimus1812 evilly** in reply to SilverDayDreams #
@Septimus1812 ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………… in reply to Septimus1812 #
@the1miss_luna **getting my pinching and shaking scene ready. perhaps adding bitchslaps for levity** in reply to the1miss_luna #
@missbhavens Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! The hairball was bad enough!!!!!!!!!! #
@pantherapardus @SilverDayDreams Tribble lubricant? There can be only one. http://tinyurl.com/mg6qhw http://tinyurl.com/mg6qhw #
@marianiles If you include ex-employees I bet it is even creepier! I'm one in reply to marianiles #
@Dracona_ The trouble is, evidently, SOME PEOPLE want to put them up someone else's butt!! in reply to Dracona_ #
Just found out Anne Galjour )performer/writer/teacher to whom I owe a metric fuckton o gratitude) opens a new show tomorrow! *tix boughted* #
RT @tj: It's sweet to see an old guy driving a Prius.I mean,he's trying to save a planet he's not going to be on for much longer.That's nice #
http://tinyurl.com/6ab6v4 ToughCat! Chuck Norris cleans HIS litterbox! #
Who the fuck yells during a Presidential speech?!? Has that shit EVER happened before? What is this, The House of Lords? #
I-280 NORTH Accident just before Daly City exit. Traffic break in progress #SFTraffic #
@CrowdedFire Theater Co=WIN! After reading a play containing a rimjob+brutal racist rape+more,the main ponderment was how to stage a rimjob #
So. Much. Love for my theater peeps. @CrowdedFire, we rule so hard and kick SO much ass that soon SF will be unable to sit! #
@thomasroche Dude. What. A. Douchenozzle. Boustany is NOT teh cool. I don't care how many paranoid ignoramuses high five him. in reply to thomasroche #
@Weebeasty I am!! Aahhhhh! Quick, everybody start masturbating furiously!!! in reply to Weebeasty #
I have a shitload of reading to do and a writing deadline for which I'm WAY overdue and I gotta be in bed…..now. Fuck. So much for sleep. #

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