Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-09-11
- Writing a bio makes me itch. Editing bios is, for me, an awkward exercise in enforced self-aggrandizement and at this I suck. #
- Fuck it. It is as good as it gets. #
- The Moon's return to your sign can lift your spirits, but also… More for Gemini http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
- Today is Thursday / I bring you boobs and haikus /Happy HNT! http://mollena.com #
- OMG WIN!! RT @pantherapardus Sitting in my house by myself, laughing like a hyena. http://bit.ly/2kKDmA
Hey, @mollena! # - FOur Hours. Of sleep. Long as FUCK day ahead. Go Go Gadget CAFFINATION. Damn the torpedoes. #
- I am deep…DEEP in, my Zen state. Only @the1miss_luna know how deep. #
- @pantherapardus I want one so bad. I think the one of him and Michelle. in reply to pantherapardus #
- @Ropecast Well, @the1miss_luna doesn't HAVE to be inclusive *if she consciously chooses not to be* A class on Prostate play isn't inclusive in reply to Ropecast #
- @Ropecast I agree that there is a universality to communication errors. in reply to Ropecast #
- @Ropecast But I think to shy away from a VERY narrow focus solely to be "inclusive" or "PC" can bely the core of what the person is sharing. in reply to Ropecast #
- @Ropecast I think the nature of the topic itself acknowledges the wider truth. If I do a class on being a black woman in bdsm… in reply to Ropecast #
- @Ropecast BDSM, who is going to be pissed I don't talk about being a Hispanic man? A similar path, but not mine. It is clear in the topic. in reply to Ropecast #
- @Ropecast Oh dont be all chin stroky!. You KNOW I ALWAYS state there are other POVs. I'm saying you don't HAVE to BUILD your class that way. in reply to Ropecast #
- @Ropecast Your initial issue seemed to be an admonishment on obligatory gender inclusiveness, *that* was what I was nudging. in reply to Ropecast #
- @the1miss_luna you gonna let @Ropecast get away with that? Gray, you KNOW I am THE Delicate Trembling Flower Of Submission© NO Caps for me #
- @Ropecast Oh I'm stroking something. in reply to Ropecast #
- @pantherapardus I stared at that one for a good three minutes. in reply to pantherapardus #
- @GentlemanSatyr What are we CLOWNS?!?! Do we AMUSE YOU?!?!? (sorry, @vicious_kind) in reply to GentlemanSatyr #
- @GentlemanSatyr That was the first time I've actually seen it in writing, usually I just toss it out there. But is soooo works!! in reply to GentlemanSatyr #
- @GentlemanSatyr Now I'm off searching for a clip of that line. God I love Joe Pesci in that scene. in reply to GentlemanSatyr #
- @GentlemanSatyr OMG he is fucking hilarious! ANd a really nice guy!
in reply to GentlemanSatyr # - @GentlemanSatyr Becaues my life is so bloody weird that the weirdness is predicable? *LOL* in reply to GentlemanSatyr #
- @darinwilson Doing kinky bios is even more crazymaking than theater bios man. Seriously. Cray. Zee. in reply to darinwilson #
- RT @thepixiepop: @Mollena has a very sexy HNT this week! (what she said! *lol* come and leave a Haiku comment! http://mollena.com) #
- @darinwilson A Ted Knight reference?! That, my friend, is 125.75% WIN. in reply to darinwilson #
- You know how women say they want a "Nice man" ? What I actually want is a devoted sadistic passionate sonofabitch who adores me. #
- …and sexy as hell. And an accent wouldn't hurt. Neither would a cute butt. Oh, and a really nice flat in NY. And one overseas. Think big! #
- @saynine
I don't think it is a shame..any more than it is a shame that you and @jewelgen have expended "Family" in reply to saynine # - @deviantouch Deal! But the flat isn't a deal breaker on my end…just so's ya kniow! *lolol* in reply to deviantouch #
- @thepixiepop The need for devotion gets in the way when someone's already devoted to some else, dontcha know. in reply to thepixiepop #
- @thepixiepop ….that's what he said. in reply to thepixiepop #
- @SilverDayDreams High Five Baby!! in reply to SilverDayDreams #
- RT @abie: OH: You need the strap before you can bootstrap. #
- @ammre "I have a serious case of happy. I ❤ @MsSamber" {Mo Approves this Message!
) in reply to ammre # - (NOT I repeat NSFW) http://tinyurl.com/o4z8cl Discussing the viability and logistics of..um….a Trojan sexhorse. Yep. #
- RT: @MsSamber "does anyone have a good recipe for lobster bisque that they have sucessfully made?" Roll up, my Cheffing peeps! #
- via @OrangePlus: "…any sex toy you stick your dick into get immediately +10 to uncanny valley." *dies of teh lulz* #
- @ctabitch @SilverDayDreams I had to do a full viability analysis.I fear The Lady's legs would snap under the weight sticking out like that! in reply to ctabitch #
- @urbantantrika I can't remember if I ever gave you the link for the schmancy FareWatcher site I use http://tinyurl.com/qj4jpq #
- @missbhavens That tweet was so mystifying I am fascinated and can't stop reading it even though I have No clue WT F it means. in reply to missbhavens #
- @Wylddelirium Make Him some Modak! http://bit.ly/235Q2K in reply to Wylddelirium #
- OK. Put in for time off work. Taking a week to write and reset starting next Saturday. #
- @wendyblackheart Maybe because bowties appearances aren't impacted by tumtum? in reply to wendyblackheart #
- *lol* RT @Akelaa: In This Economy, I can't afford NOT to start sentences with "In This Economy" #
- I am never impressed by sheer brutality in BDSM. I AM impressed when someone can evoke a DESIRE for sheer brutality in BDSM. #
- @thepixiepop @debaucheddiva @blackstarmedia @ButchtasticKyle Hey thanks for the RTs! I almost didn't send that. though it might be too weird in reply to thepixiepop #
- @bdsm_group EXACTly. That is what I'm talking about. in reply to bdsm_group #
- Word, @ButchtasticKyle I can take a savage beating. Whatev. But making me WANT that beating is Made of Win and Awesome! #
- @zilledefeu PHP is totally gonna top you and make you cry, dude. in reply to zilledefeu #
- GROOVING ON THIS TUNEAGE!!! Thanks!! RT @_jamie__: @mollena I thought you might like this cover. ♫ http://blip.fm/~d60qh #
- Drunk with POWER!! Muahahahahahaaaaa! #
- @Evinxiamor Same. Creepy. in reply to Evinxiamor #
- I blame myself too easily. More often than not when I am "WTF"ing something, it ins;t because I'm a dork, it is because the shit is WACK. #
- #ThingsAtWorkThatSoundDirtyButAreNot "What's wrong with your…monkey?" "Nothing!" "Its all…I don't know…squished in the middle." #
- @Akelaa Noo stop!!! **gigglefit** NO MIDDLE SQUISHLINS!! in reply to Akelaa #
- Holy SHIT I hate watermelon. I forget how much I hate it then smell it and I remember I loathe it. And NO, it isn't some radical statement. #
- HEY!! I'M An AUNT! Welcome, Baby Camille. #
- Am I supposed to buy something, or do some shit?? What do Aunts do? Aside from claim the name "Aunt Moldy" (based on my school nickname) #
- @bailar_vivir I will be sure to rescue her from my Sister and her Grandma for Crazy Adventures. When are they old enough to smoke…? in reply to bailar_vivir #
- @SinnamonLove GIrl I can't get past the smell!!!
in reply to SinnamonLove # - @GenevaN @notoriousflirt @HotJane @LizzyD52 Thanks everybody! I have the Eccentric Far Away Aunt thing in the BAG, yo. in reply to GenevaN #
- @bozeman20 @thepinkpoppet I apparently don't get to corrupt her for a while. Dammit. in reply to bozeman20 #
- @hannahstwits SO. READY!! <eg> in reply to hannahstwits #
- @Melkitty Thanks bubeleh! in reply to Melkitty #
- Something is crazy-go-nuts on the 92 right on the San Mateo Bridge. Madness on the 280 and the 101 #BayAreaTraffic #
- @lunaraven13 thanks girl! It is somewhat amusing, ultimately. in reply to lunaraven13 #
- @curious_cat09 I sure have had that feeling. Then I write about it and feel less like a lone maniac and more a happy freak in good company! in reply to curious_cat09 #
- @MollyRen High motherfucking five. I hate that shit. That and celery *blergh* in reply to MollyRen #
- @14cyclenotes an EXCELLENT point d00d! ;-D in reply to 14cyclenotes #
- @sydhappens I will dutifully oooh and ahhh over photos. Check! in reply to sydhappens #
- @the1miss_luna Cowbell and drum kit. Check. in reply to the1miss_luna #
- Dear [REDACTED]: PLEASE get out of my head? My horrifying fantasies, so twisted & delicious will never see daylight & you'll never hear them #
- When someone you absolutely trust tells ya something ya absolutely don't wanna hear it can, somehow, make a difficult thing…simple. #
- @zilledefeu Oh shit! What's next, hacking google's Evil Core before it builds Terminators to extinguish humanity's plague-o-ign'nance?? in reply to zilledefeu #
- @curious_cat09 Awesome! I feel SO cool when I connect with something someone writes. in reply to curious_cat09 #
- Craving cereal. Even after having eaten dinner. I think I may need a Meeting. "Hi, my name's Mo and I'm a serial cereal nommer." "HI MO!!" #
- RT @tSunshineLove @Mollena Hi, Mo! I'm a Cheerio chaser myself. (LoLing so hard) #
- @wendyblackheart I use a teeeeeny bowl, and have two! LOL in reply to wendyblackheart #
- @KM_Zencat ….AND no-one can stop you from making that sugar sludge at the bottom of your CornFlakes! in reply to KM_Zencat #
- @dizzyswank no, ought I to brace myself? in reply to dizzyswank #
- @wendyblackheart oh yes. Bacon. Another awesome day was when I learned you could cool a whole pack at once in the oven. Good times. in reply to wendyblackheart #
- @thepixiepop I'm fixing to fuck up some cinnamon toast kronche. in reply to thepixiepop #
- @nrthangel dude…that's some self-control! in reply to nrthangel #
- @zilledefeu yes plz kthxbai. •sit and waits verrra politely• in reply to zilledefeu #
- @yayayarndiva popcorn's not bad! I'm happy to substitute a wee bowl of cereal for sugar cravings. I'm watching sugar. That pesky yeast thing in reply to yayayarndiva #
- @yayayarndiva some of 'em do, it is true…but it sure has less than a big ass slice of cake in reply to yayayarndiva #
- Listening to a Ska cover of "Tradition" on #KPOO and skankin' the Horah. So. Fucking. Cool. #
- @tSunshineLove "The Imperial March" = Best. Composition. Evar. in reply to tSunshineLove #
- Dammit cats! I KNOW it is your JOB to inject fur into everything I hold dear but don't you fuckers EVER take a day off??!? #
- The sensation of pulling long-ass kittyhairs out of one's eye then a nostril defy description without resorting to LOVECRAFTIAN VERBIAGE. #
- OMG @zinsellenjvr you are the worst spammer ever. Trying to sell me pr0n with an avatar of a gal holding a kid = EPIC FAIL in reply to zinsellenjvr #
- @cyantist ….you doze off while masturbating. in reply to cyantist #
- RT @ObamaFoodorama: In remembrance: @twnstar2 is tweeting the names of those who lost their lives on 9/11 RIP, God Bless #followfriday #
- @jizlee No. Way. in reply to jizlee #
- RT @jizlee: I've come to realize that "I like your hair" is a pick up line. (If true, every middle-aged while lady in Marin wants me BAD.) #
- @wyrdbyrd Dude. that ain't no kinda good. in reply to wyrdbyrd #
- With this post http://twitter.com/twnstar2/status/3904550464 @twnstar2 opens #9/11 tribute to those who died. Respect. #
- @podagraph Carb-burning people seem to have no problem with that shit! in reply to podagraph #
