The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-09-11

September 11, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-09-11

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 1:00 am

Writing a bio makes me itch. Editing bios is, for me, an awkward exercise in enforced self-aggrandizement and at this I suck. #
Fuck it. It is as good as it gets. #
The Moon's return to your sign can lift your spirits, but also… More for Gemini http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
Today is Thursday / I bring you boobs and haikus /Happy HNT! http://mollena.com #
OMG WIN!! RT @pantherapardus Sitting in my house by myself, laughing like a hyena. http://bit.ly/2kKDmA
Hey, @mollena! #
FOur Hours. Of sleep. Long as FUCK day ahead. Go Go Gadget CAFFINATION. Damn the torpedoes. #
I am deep…DEEP in, my Zen state. Only @the1miss_luna know how deep. #
@pantherapardus I want one so bad. I think the one of him and Michelle. in reply to pantherapardus #
@Ropecast Well, @the1miss_luna doesn't HAVE to be inclusive *if she consciously chooses not to be* A class on Prostate play isn't inclusive in reply to Ropecast #
@Ropecast I agree that there is a universality to communication errors. in reply to Ropecast #
@Ropecast But I think to shy away from a VERY narrow focus solely to be "inclusive" or "PC" can bely the core of what the person is sharing. in reply to Ropecast #
@Ropecast I think the nature of the topic itself acknowledges the wider truth. If I do a class on being a black woman in bdsm… in reply to Ropecast #
@Ropecast BDSM, who is going to be pissed I don't talk about being a Hispanic man? A similar path, but not mine. It is clear in the topic. in reply to Ropecast #
@Ropecast Oh dont be all chin stroky!. You KNOW I ALWAYS state there are other POVs. I'm saying you don't HAVE to BUILD your class that way. in reply to Ropecast #
@Ropecast Your initial issue seemed to be an admonishment on obligatory gender inclusiveness, *that* was what I was nudging. in reply to Ropecast #
@the1miss_luna you gonna let @Ropecast get away with that? Gray, you KNOW I am THE Delicate Trembling Flower Of Submission© NO Caps for me #
@Ropecast Oh I'm stroking something. in reply to Ropecast #
@pantherapardus I stared at that one for a good three minutes. in reply to pantherapardus #
@GentlemanSatyr What are we CLOWNS?!?! Do we AMUSE YOU?!?!? (sorry, @vicious_kind) in reply to GentlemanSatyr #
@GentlemanSatyr That was the first time I've actually seen it in writing, usually I just toss it out there. But is soooo works!! in reply to GentlemanSatyr #
@GentlemanSatyr Now I'm off searching for a clip of that line. God I love Joe Pesci in that scene. in reply to GentlemanSatyr #
@GentlemanSatyr OMG he is fucking hilarious! ANd a really nice guy! in reply to GentlemanSatyr #
@GentlemanSatyr Becaues my life is so bloody weird that the weirdness is predicable? *LOL* in reply to GentlemanSatyr #
@darinwilson Doing kinky bios is even more crazymaking than theater bios man. Seriously. Cray. Zee. in reply to darinwilson #
RT @thepixiepop: @Mollena has a very sexy HNT this week! (what she said! *lol* come and leave a Haiku comment! http://mollena.com) #
@darinwilson A Ted Knight reference?! That, my friend, is 125.75% WIN. in reply to darinwilson #
You know how women say they want a "Nice man" ? What I actually want is a devoted sadistic passionate sonofabitch who adores me. #
…and sexy as hell. And an accent wouldn't hurt. Neither would a cute butt. Oh, and a really nice flat in NY. And one overseas. Think big! #
@saynine I don't think it is a shame..any more than it is a shame that you and @jewelgen have expended "Family" in reply to saynine #
@deviantouch Deal! But the flat isn't a deal breaker on my end…just so's ya kniow! *lolol* in reply to deviantouch #
@thepixiepop The need for devotion gets in the way when someone's already devoted to some else, dontcha know. in reply to thepixiepop #
@thepixiepop ….that's what he said. in reply to thepixiepop #
@SilverDayDreams High Five Baby!! in reply to SilverDayDreams #
RT @abie: OH: You need the strap before you can bootstrap. #
@ammre "I have a serious case of happy. I ❤ @MsSamber" {Mo Approves this Message! ) in reply to ammre #
(NOT I repeat NSFW) http://tinyurl.com/o4z8cl Discussing the viability and logistics of..um….a Trojan sexhorse. Yep. #
RT: @MsSamber "does anyone have a good recipe for lobster bisque that they have sucessfully made?" Roll up, my Cheffing peeps! #
via @OrangePlus: "…any sex toy you stick your dick into get immediately +10 to uncanny valley." *dies of teh lulz* #
@ctabitch @SilverDayDreams I had to do a full viability analysis.I fear The Lady's legs would snap under the weight sticking out like that! in reply to ctabitch #
@urbantantrika I can't remember if I ever gave you the link for the schmancy FareWatcher site I use http://tinyurl.com/qj4jpq #
@missbhavens That tweet was so mystifying I am fascinated and can't stop reading it even though I have No clue WT F it means. in reply to missbhavens #
@Wylddelirium Make Him some Modak! http://bit.ly/235Q2K in reply to Wylddelirium #
OK. Put in for time off work. Taking a week to write and reset starting next Saturday. #
@wendyblackheart Maybe because bowties appearances aren't impacted by tumtum? in reply to wendyblackheart #
*lol* RT @Akelaa: In This Economy, I can't afford NOT to start sentences with "In This Economy" #
I am never impressed by sheer brutality in BDSM. I AM impressed when someone can evoke a DESIRE for sheer brutality in BDSM. #
@thepixiepop @debaucheddiva @blackstarmedia @ButchtasticKyle Hey thanks for the RTs! I almost didn't send that. though it might be too weird in reply to thepixiepop #
@bdsm_group EXACTly. That is what I'm talking about. in reply to bdsm_group #
Word, @ButchtasticKyle I can take a savage beating. Whatev. But making me WANT that beating is Made of Win and Awesome! #
@zilledefeu PHP is totally gonna top you and make you cry, dude. in reply to zilledefeu #
GROOVING ON THIS TUNEAGE!!! Thanks!! RT @_jamie__: @mollena I thought you might like this cover. ♫ http://blip.fm/~d60qh #
Drunk with POWER!! Muahahahahahaaaaa! #
@Evinxiamor Same. Creepy. in reply to Evinxiamor #
I blame myself too easily. More often than not when I am "WTF"ing something, it ins;t because I'm a dork, it is because the shit is WACK. #
#ThingsAtWorkThatSoundDirtyButAreNot "What's wrong with your…monkey?" "Nothing!" "Its all…I don't know…squished in the middle." #
@Akelaa Noo stop!!! **gigglefit** NO MIDDLE SQUISHLINS!! in reply to Akelaa #
Holy SHIT I hate watermelon. I forget how much I hate it then smell it and I remember I loathe it. And NO, it isn't some radical statement. #
HEY!! I'M An AUNT! Welcome, Baby Camille. #
Am I supposed to buy something, or do some shit?? What do Aunts do? Aside from claim the name "Aunt Moldy" (based on my school nickname) #
@bailar_vivir I will be sure to rescue her from my Sister and her Grandma for Crazy Adventures. When are they old enough to smoke…? in reply to bailar_vivir #
@SinnamonLove GIrl I can't get past the smell!!! in reply to SinnamonLove #
@GenevaN @notoriousflirt @HotJane @LizzyD52 Thanks everybody! I have the Eccentric Far Away Aunt thing in the BAG, yo. in reply to GenevaN #
@bozeman20 @thepinkpoppet I apparently don't get to corrupt her for a while. Dammit. in reply to bozeman20 #
@hannahstwits SO. READY!! <eg> in reply to hannahstwits #
@Melkitty Thanks bubeleh! in reply to Melkitty #
Something is crazy-go-nuts on the 92 right on the San Mateo Bridge. Madness on the 280 and the 101 #BayAreaTraffic #
@lunaraven13 thanks girl! It is somewhat amusing, ultimately. in reply to lunaraven13 #
@curious_cat09 I sure have had that feeling. Then I write about it and feel less like a lone maniac and more a happy freak in good company! in reply to curious_cat09 #
@MollyRen High motherfucking five. I hate that shit. That and celery *blergh* in reply to MollyRen #
@14cyclenotes an EXCELLENT point d00d! ;-D in reply to 14cyclenotes #
@sydhappens I will dutifully oooh and ahhh over photos. Check! in reply to sydhappens #
@the1miss_luna Cowbell and drum kit. Check. in reply to the1miss_luna #
Dear [REDACTED]: PLEASE get out of my head? My horrifying fantasies, so twisted & delicious will never see daylight & you'll never hear them #
When someone you absolutely trust tells ya something ya absolutely don't wanna hear it can, somehow, make a difficult thing…simple. #
@zilledefeu Oh shit! What's next, hacking google's Evil Core before it builds Terminators to extinguish humanity's plague-o-ign'nance?? in reply to zilledefeu #
@curious_cat09 Awesome! I feel SO cool when I connect with something someone writes. in reply to curious_cat09 #
Craving cereal. Even after having eaten dinner. I think I may need a Meeting. "Hi, my name's Mo and I'm a serial cereal nommer." "HI MO!!" #
RT @tSunshineLove @Mollena Hi, Mo! I'm a Cheerio chaser myself. (LoLing so hard) #
@wendyblackheart I use a teeeeeny bowl, and have two! LOL in reply to wendyblackheart #
@KM_Zencat ….AND no-one can stop you from making that sugar sludge at the bottom of your CornFlakes! in reply to KM_Zencat #
@dizzyswank no, ought I to brace myself? in reply to dizzyswank #
@wendyblackheart oh yes. Bacon. Another awesome day was when I learned you could cool a whole pack at once in the oven. Good times. in reply to wendyblackheart #
@thepixiepop I'm fixing to fuck up some cinnamon toast kronche. in reply to thepixiepop #
@nrthangel dude…that's some self-control! in reply to nrthangel #
@zilledefeu yes plz kthxbai. •sit and waits verrra politely• in reply to zilledefeu #
@yayayarndiva popcorn's not bad! I'm happy to substitute a wee bowl of cereal for sugar cravings. I'm watching sugar. That pesky yeast thing in reply to yayayarndiva #
@yayayarndiva some of 'em do, it is true…but it sure has less than a big ass slice of cake in reply to yayayarndiva #
Listening to a Ska cover of "Tradition" on #KPOO and skankin' the Horah. So. Fucking. Cool. #
@tSunshineLove "The Imperial March" = Best. Composition. Evar. in reply to tSunshineLove #
Dammit cats! I KNOW it is your JOB to inject fur into everything I hold dear but don't you fuckers EVER take a day off??!? #
The sensation of pulling long-ass kittyhairs out of one's eye then a nostril defy description without resorting to LOVECRAFTIAN VERBIAGE. #
OMG @zinsellenjvr you are the worst spammer ever. Trying to sell me pr0n with an avatar of a gal holding a kid = EPIC FAIL in reply to zinsellenjvr #
@cyantist ….you doze off while masturbating. in reply to cyantist #
RT @ObamaFoodorama: In remembrance: @twnstar2 is tweeting the names of those who lost their lives on 9/11 RIP, God Bless #followfriday #
@jizlee No. Way. in reply to jizlee #
RT @jizlee: I've come to realize that "I like your hair" is a pick up line. (If true, every middle-aged while lady in Marin wants me BAD.) #
@wyrdbyrd Dude. that ain't no kinda good. in reply to wyrdbyrd #
With this post http://twitter.com/twnstar2/status/3904550464 @twnstar2 opens #9/11 tribute to those who died. Respect. #
@podagraph Carb-burning people seem to have no problem with that shit! in reply to podagraph #

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