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By: The Perverted Negress » Let me Entertain You…

The Perverted Negress » Let me Entertain You… — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:33:41 +0000

[...] the same way that last week’s Sunday Morning Sexytime Story was pulled from the depth of my consciousness by a Twitterpost from a friend, your own ponderments, [...]

By: mollena

mollena — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 22:40:53 +0000

clapping hands

Giant heffalump!1!

I’m so totally sidetracked by this idea!

xoxox

Thnk you sweetie. You certainly made me smile!

~Mo

By: Froghole The Klown

Froghole The Klown — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 02:21:50 +0000

Lord what a loser that guy was. Personally, if a playmate keeps coming and coming, I choose to decide that I have mad skills. That’s right MAD SKILLS! I see it as a personal compliment. Now I realize that you can cum with sandpaper and a phonebook (It’s a joke people, REEE-LAX) but even if you can, it is still my sticking to it that allows it to keep happening. When I stop, you stop, right? Or at least stop until you rub one or five out while I am counting baby wipes in the bathroom.

BTW, I officially want an elephant costume so you can hug me while telling stories.

By: Samber

Samber — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 17:08:28 +0000

yup. the few times I’ve been asked if I was faking during sex (all of two) both times I stopped, asked if they were really that insecure, got dressed and left.

By: lamesabassman

lamesabassman — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 05:01:21 +0000

T’was around July 4th
and I had way too much
of every ting Irie
so I went to my Big Bro’s study
to admire his big screen
and fell asleep in 5 flat
and woke up standing on a line
to see a movie
when you came
into view
you said you knew who owned
the place
and you said it
with your eyes
all over my face…
out came your hand
and pulled me in
straight to screening booth….
we usher in…. like fallen snow
on cotton….
and no body was there…
you said for me to sit
and when I did
you sat on my legs
while your lips drew
tattoos all down my neck,
tongue tips in
and around my ears
to my mouth
and there, we lingered
for quite a while
as your fingers did
the walking,your breathless talking
made my nature …. rise…. and
to find that nothing… sweet nothing
came between those satin thighs
my… my.. such a surprise….
I was wearing sweat pants
so easy access
was had by all….
then you raised
ever so slightly and sweetly
to slide down… so deeply
to exclaim such a moan
as to reach deeply
to the bone…..
the lights dimmed
in the booth.. and theater 2
we went past Nirvana
towards the dark side of the Moon…….

lamesabassman….. and that’s when I woke up …. all to soon….

By: mollena

mollena — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:29:53 +0000

Now I wanna hear about this dream

By: mollena

mollena — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:29:15 +0000

I SO dislike the implication that having lots of easy orgasms means you’re faking it.

If one WAS faking it, one would wait a seemly amount of time in order to fake out the other person that there were actually enjoying themselves.

A self-esteem thing, no?

Solidarity, sister!

xoxo

Mo
.-= mollena´s most recent blog moment of Zen on the net was…A cool cool contest Courtesey of Bad Bad Girl. =-.

By: mollena

mollena — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 02:48:59 +0000

HELZ yeah!! And to think I was moderately embarrassed because I thought it sounded weird!

Thanks for reading and commenting, Miss Wunnerful!

xoxo

Mo
.-= mollena´s most recent blog moment of Zen on the net was…**horn tooting** =-.

By: lamesabassman

lamesabassman — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 08:36:56 +0000

if you are so blessed,then count yourself so lucky to be so….. in my life and times…. I have ran the gamut…. from Ice
Queens to Preacher’s Daughters….. and had some real winners in between…. and to have fun with someone who does
come loudly and often is such a joy….. and it’s so much pleasure for me ’cause I love it when someone loves just what
I’m doing and joins in so wonderfully……

lamesabassman….. one day soon, I must tell you of a dream I had with you as the main event…. so hellacool….

By: Samber

Samber — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 06:06:03 +0000

My partner declared me the “orgasm starter kit” because I’m so easy to get off. Basic rule is if it’s pierced, lick it/touch it/play with it and i’ll be good to go.
Pros: Batteries retain life longer.
Cons: trying to explain to n00bs that I dont fake.