Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-10-11
- Your key planet Mercury the Communicator might seem powerless … More for Gemini http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
- Sure I'm grateful for insane day-2 uterine tapdancing. Yep. It is a blessing…of some kind…yeah…Motrin plzkthxbai #
- Rehearsal kicked my ass. Badly. Hating that I'm so fucking unfit and I can't do what I want to do. Fuck fuck fuck. #
- Well, despite my inner hysteria, everyone insists I do NOT look like a sweaty rhino being tasered when I'm dancing. :-ö #
- No, @lunaraven13 tomorrow I have 2back-to-back meetings related to #MsSFLeather and then the @KinkOnTap podcast! So, you know…low key. LOL in reply to lunaraven13 #
- My stream of thought just now froze up entirely. I had not a thought process conciously at all for a good 30 seconds. WTF. Am I dead? #
- @lunaraven13 Dud i had to laugh when my SM was all "Enjoy your day off!" I was all "My what to the who now??" *snort* in reply to lunaraven13 #
- @bailar_vivir @lunaraven13 You know I'm-a work that shit out! "OMG LULZ I'm dead, y'all! Wait…reincarnating as a kitten…this is SO RAD!" in reply to bailar_vivir #
- @JimPivonka Enlightenment would be pretty neat! Do I still get to have red velvet cupcakes…? in reply to JimPivonka #
- @lady66674 Man my orgasm-fu is hella strong, then! in reply to lady66674 #
- The #MsSFLeather Contest is a week away! Have you bought your tix? Have you SEEN my AMAZING sponsors?!? http://mollena.com/sponsors #
- Indeed there ARE tix for #MsSFLeather, @Bextopia. Peeps can buy at the door or in advance here http://bit.ly/IuLp #
- @lunaraven13 O yeah! we gotta figure out how you wanna do it: straight up have something for the basket of give 'em a certificate!
in reply to lunaraven13 # - @Bextopia However, as my wrangler, you don't need no stinkin' ticket. in reply to Bextopia #
- I gotta go thrifting tomorrow morning, too. Therefore, I gotta remember to get my happy ass in bed early. #
- I THOUGHT the douchebagggery was truncated…in your FACE, Blue Angels! My hex worked!!! http://bit.ly/2cUiDI #
- @lunaraven13 damn you gettin' all arty on me!! Whichever is easiest for a, punkin'…and I do so love the other thing too! in reply to lunaraven13 #
- Woohoo! Another kick-ass gig for my NYC junket! I'll be chatting with @InstigateNYC on 3/21/10!! #
- @lunaraven13 Cool! Are you in SF any time in the next 6 days…? in reply to lunaraven13 #
- Sacrilege, @abie! Dude!! You know I'd be on my final joule and figure out a way to Tweet with my fluttering eyelashes, baby!! #
- @lunaraven13 Why the fuck do I keep forgetting that so many of my EB peeps DO work in the city?? la-me. in reply to lunaraven13 #
- Hey @DixieDLT!!!! Guess who has been given a hall pass to be done with scenework early on Wednesday?!?! #
- @joqatana Like which, madame…? in reply to joqatana #
- @bailar_vivir A mermaid…? in reply to bailar_vivir #
- @bailar_vivir Well, to be honest, the pussyslicknes CAN be rather salty. in reply to bailar_vivir #
- @lunaraven13 I'll be @ @WickedGrounts till 4, and @ rehearsal till 10 Monday, Tuesday and Thursday. in reply to lunaraven13 #
- @bailar_vivir Oh damn…now I might have to dip into my Secret NYC pickle Stash!! in reply to bailar_vivir #
- @chasesterling Don't make me stalk you AND your RVC!!!! in reply to chasesterling #
- Pissy that I'm missing the "Star Wars Live" thing. Grumpus. #
- Well, @lunaraven13 There is a Meet & Greet for the #MsSFLeather Contest on Friday and the contest itself is next Saturday. #
- Help me out, @belledame222 @jennpozner…has SNL had a woman of color in the regular cast since the 90s? #
- @JoQatana She's a "Featured Player" though, yes? in reply to joqatana #
- @Optimus_Lime and not a regular cast member. She's a "featured player." in reply to Optimus_Lime #
- Unless I'm mistaken, Maya Rudolph's status as "Featured Player" does not give her the same salary,status and creative inoput as cast members #
- @lunaraven13 Yeah that's Maya Rudolph: but she wasn't ever a "Cast Member" she was always A "Featured Player" in reply to lunaraven13 #
- @JoQatana I know…I have been consistently disappointed in the cast and writing I gave up long ago. Samberg is the exception. Love him. in reply to joqatana #
- http://bit.ly/39gyD Heehee… 5 Second Films rule. #
- @jennpozner @belledame222 I'm thinking Hispanic and Asian folks haven't made many inroads either then…fail. in reply to jennpozner #
- @lunaraven13 When did we stop being funny? I blame Eddie Murphy and Tyler Perry. And where is Wanda Sykes? She's fucking brilliant. in reply to lunaraven13 #
- @MikeTRose she's a "featured player" though…not a "cast member" in reply to MikeTRose #
- @MikeTRose yopur icon makes me think you are displeased with me, man.
in reply to MikeTRose # - If you had to pick between a partner with a awesome sense of humor but mediocre sexymoves, or a humorless sex beast, which would you pick? #
- @lunaraven13 And that Perry "Madea" shit shoveled the dirt in the grave. Ugh. in reply to lunaraven13 #
- @HotJane I know! I am obsessing over this question. I have no idea why. *lol* in reply to HotJane #
- …of course, the only REAL choices I make of late are Wahl, manual or Acuvibe…. #
- @lunaraven13 OMFG I forgot about that nightmare!! in reply to lunaraven13 #
- Let's assume for the purposes of this surreal mobius strip of a loom my head is in that you CAN'T teach the sexymoves. They are who they is. #
- @cassmck I insist on both! But I wonder how long I'd last with one or the other lacking in reply to cassmck #
- @naturalsoul4u Hoi! A first!! And I'm totally seeing your point
in reply to naturalsoul4u # - @bexmith That's when poly starts looking good to me
in reply to bexmith # - @SmartSlink ROTFLMAO!! Nice. Nice. in reply to SmartSlink #
- @bacon_lover Consider if they couldn't. they were just…one-noters. in reply to bacon_lover #
- @CASizemore I can see that. I've found that libido can shift: the need for a humorous outlook hasn't ever shifted for me in reply to CASizemore #
- @Akelaa WIN. in reply to Akelaa #
- @docstrange Heehee…. Iget it. "Trick" question…. X-D in reply to docstrange #
- @HotJane i think having them both at once might work: funny one in front though. Humorless fuckbeast doing it from behind in reply to HotJane #
- @belledame222 But if this was a situation where the mediocre schtupper was just that way, would it still be OK? in reply to belledame222 #
- @quotidianlight I can see that…and especially in a d/s situation. NOTHING worse than a humorless dominant *barglegag* in reply to quotidianlight #
- @pagankelly I agree that the funny is hell of critical…andoone can always crank up the mental fantasymaker in reply to pagankelly #
- @belledame222 Good point! I'd say monogamous, as being poly would, ostensibly/ theoretically, permit piecing together compatibilities, etc! in reply to belledame222 #
- @MikeTRose Ooo, OK! Stern is sexy. Displeased…..eeeeeee! in reply to MikeTRose #
- Now I'm actually vaguely horny. That's nice! it has been a while. See, it DOES take a village! #
- @belledame222 This is hypothetical: I was comparing people I'd had relationships with with those I'd passed on or only hooked up with… in reply to belledame222 #
- @belledame222 I noted that the less fun(ny) ones had been much shorter relationships: even fuckbuddies who boned w/o funnybone were briefer. in reply to belledame222 #
- @belledame222 THAT is true. It is tough to have an out-of-bed-experience with the humorless fuckbeast. in reply to belledame222 #
- @quotidianlight W0rd, man. in reply to quotidianlight #
- Hell yes, @belledame222. Superseriousness is a bucket of ice water on the ol' coocherino for me, frankly. #
- @docstrange Indeed…I don't feel necessarily like letting someone put body parts into mine, but I feel generally interested in the concept. in reply to docstrange #
- @whatsthet http://twitpic.com/l34kg – OMG…Um…did this actually happen like in real life?!?! (Hell yeah NSFW unless you work with me!) #
- @Akelaa ….and a witchdoctor in reply to Akelaa #
- @abie He seems like he'd be a humorless lay. But prolly has Mad Tallywhacker Skillz. in reply to abie #
- @naturalsoul4u Awwwwwwwww Yeah……get some!!! in reply to naturalsoul4u #
- @Akelaa That's what I'm talkin' ;bout, Willis!! in reply to Akelaa #
- @CASizemore Get on it!! Start building you a log cabin, son! *laughs* in reply to CASizemore #
- @CASizemore How could I forget "THE Village" when thinking of a village!1 Quick, everybody…to NYC!! in reply to CASizemore #
- @LScribbens "represtative" ? I might take issue with your assessment of you intoxicated twittering skills there, Mr. Scribbins! ;-D in reply to LScribbens #
- @docstrange …considering I've been known to get off on having my breasts skillfully and persistently stimulated, you have a point. Or two. in reply to docstrange #
- @LScribbens Of course I'm stone-cold sober ALL of the time and STILL can't manage to keep my act on track with the typonese! in reply to LScribbens #
- @lunaraven13 Yay!!! in reply to lunaraven13 #
- @docstrange I'm repeating myself? I must have run out of shit to say!!!! in reply to docstrange #
- Ow ow.. I am ded due to more 5 Second film win. Love…them… http://bit.ly/1lpXOT #
- @docstrange Typical. Well, it could be worse. I could be adding 1 + 1 and getting the clap. in reply to docstrange #
- This dog needs its "Cute puzzled look" license revoked. http://bit.ly/47hYWD #
- @docstrange you'd have to be pretty capacious to enable applause during a fisting! in reply to docstrange #
- @astreaw I wheezed when she goes over the the cat and the cat is all "Really? You can't see its….oh forget it." in reply to astreaw #
