The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-10-12

October 12, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-10-12

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 1:00 am

@Melkitty asdfghjkl!!!! Rly!!?! in reply to Melkitty #
So much for going to bed early… oh well! You can sleep in the bardo, right? #
@Melkitty Awesome! would love to come y'all;'s way. And most of 2010's open…hell, December's free, in fact *lol* in reply to Melkitty #
Your key planet Mercury is bent out of perspective today by jo… More for Gemini http://bit.ly/3JeAow #
@Melkitty I have Dec open:left it chill as I will be coming off the show. I think Jan is mostly open: click the "gigs" tab on my blog in reply to Melkitty #
Why the fuck am I up so goddamned early when I have 2 more hours I could sleep? #
Swilling haterade 'cause the PotUS ain't given a deadline for gays to be divorce-eligible? A refresher on the process http://is.gd/4dTwP #
I'm quite done with the rampaging against the president about gay marriage. The dude can't wave a wand and fix it all just as we want it. #
The PotUS is the biggert, most visible fly on the pile of shit that is the US government. Not freakin' Santa Claus. Not the Tooth Fairy. #
@katebornstein @sparklebliss How is that different/better/faster/stronger than "bio/trans"? in reply to katebornstein #
I'll bite, @kyeli #NationalComingOutDay I out me as bixexual. A Pervert. And as a Negress. I know the last will shock but I'll hide no more! in reply to kyeli #
@katebornstein got it. I always thought of it as the same as "congenital" i.e. "that's how I was born" and covered a LOT of ground! in reply to katebornstein #
@myriad I think people CAN be bio-trans. When I see that term to me it connotes the way one's body's biology just •is• and isn't charged. in reply to myriad #
@katebornstein Can't "trans-gendered" be a biological place too, though? If one manifests in a body that is genderfluid, that IS their bio. #
@GlitterFemme sure! in reply to GlitterFemme #
My roomie is coughing up a storm. Shit. #
@TGStoneButch I don't know yet! I'm waiting for them to see if anything jumps out a them. Or if they have a special request in reply to TGStoneButch #
Ping me when you are done and we can see. #
@lunaraven13 sending some form of e-contact that permits a response. It I based on the idea or "RADAR pings" in reply to lunaraven13 #
This is the first time ever I have awakened to a foggy overcast gray day and been jubiliant. One guess as to why that might be. #
@wendyrama NO! I'm AVOIDING past-life PTSD flashbacks by NOT being buzzed by testerone-fueled war bugs farting and pooping all over town! in reply to wendyrama #
@wendyrama i.e. the fucking Blue Angels will be grounded again. in reply to wendyrama #
What are you doing around 5PM PDT? Check http://mollena.com for info on how we can hang out tonight! #
Didja know @PinkWhite also donated to my #MsSFLeather Run Raffle Basket? you can see EVERYONE who donated at http://mollena.com/sponsors! #
@stacycat Specifically how? in reply to stacycat #
So much cat hair in my eyeballs! I'm gonna need goggles soon in my own house! #
@cunningminx Thanks for the re-tweet Ms. Saucybottom! in reply to cunningminx #
@whipartist I actually don't have one….with all wood floors, I just Swiff or sweep. It's the clothes that get the brunt of it. in reply to whipartist #
@Smartslink OMG I would so NOT be into that! Which reminds me I should check my 'puter fan for fuzzliness in reply to SmartSlink #
@lizhenry I've found it to be the opposite:many of my MOST personal posts get left with 0 responses. Some say they don't know HOW to respond in reply to lizhenry #
I gotta get my ass moving…run run run bee chick! #
@Catwoman69y2k Email me it! If you could also send some kind of certificate or something to put in the pile-o-loot, that'd be great! in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
@cunningminx the plural is, the singular is NOT. Go get some, girl! in reply to cunningminx #
In Goodwill and getting happy because I found the perfect fabric for my #MsSFLeather fantasy costume and Prince is on the radio. #
10' of chain and an attachment mechanism also secured for my #MsSFLeather "Fantasy" piece. And I'm slightly ahead of schedule! #
Ugh. I just stepped on a dead rodent in the street. RIP, mouse. Sorry! #
I'm so money on my agenda I'm gonna go grab my donation stuff from #StormyLeather NOW rather than squeezing it in later. Win. #
@CherriesJubalie Obvy the waiter doesn't know you're easy and sleazy WITHOUT the wine in reply to CherriesJubalie #
Hey people! You should come to the #MsSFLeather Meet-N-Greet on Friday the 16th SF Eagle!! #
@lunaraven13 Cool! We're in the back. I will try to break away, or ask Bex to step away and grab the stuff in reply to lunaraven13 #
RT @Bextopia: I'm officially @Mollena's wrangler for #MsSFLeather!!! HELL YES!!! #
Glad you asked, @amok_ ! The #MsSFLeather Meet & Greet is a chance to do some fund raising, schmoozing, partying pre-contest #
FUCKING BLUE ANGELS!!!!!! #
#MsSFLeather http://bit.ly/15z2vZ Here's info on the Meet & Greet on Friday! You'd best be there, peeps! #
@debaucheddiva Here's the info, Madame!! http://bit.ly/15z2vZ in reply to debaucheddiva #
http://bit.ly/6vLeL Kink on Tap is…well…on tap! Right now! #
Shite….my site IS down. Shucks. #
@blackstarmedia you need to get lessons from @_Qtip_ . Q is a Flirtmaster. in reply to blackstarmedia #
If you have any questions for the @KinkOnTap crew, ping me! #
@outlawdiva @wendyrama Yeah the site's down….grr. #
@lunaraven13 Yes! It was awesome to be able to hug and have the face time, sweetie! in reply to lunaraven13 #
@lunaraven13 Even if it was only too short! in reply to lunaraven13 #
grr (Kink On Tap live > http://ustre.am/6dtb) #
Get excited…. I just confirmed to present at #Frolicon 2010! **confetti** #
@sxychikadee Holy freaking shit, dude. in reply to sxychikadee #
@Ropecast I got a guest pass if you wanna get your hairy ass out there. I might be able to use ya. *leers* in reply to Ropecast #
@Ropecast I got a guest pass if you wanna get your hairy ass out there. I might be able to use ya! in reply to Ropecast #
@katebornstein **curls up in your lap** I hatez dem! in reply to katebornstein #
http://bit.ly/LklMT Whew…my site's back up. OK, that's info about the #MsSFLeather Meet & Greet, peeps! #
#KinkOnTap: we agree this is a fuckdrought! #
I know there ARE people getting it on the regular but there sure as hell are MANY not getting the bizzy! #FuckDrought #
Yay! The @KinkOnTap podcast was so cool Now….cereal. #
@katebornstein I get so ragetastic when I hear them. I wonder if one can have past-life PTSD? My reaction is kinda irrational! in reply to katebornstein #
@katebornstein @urbantantrika @MikeTRose @heidihoover Y'all know your homes are being invaded in March, right? in reply to katebornstein #
@myriad If we have to do some military showing off, why not show off by treating vets better? Better protection for soldiers? in reply to myriad #
@_Qtip_ HEL yes!!!! OMG so cool!!! in reply to _Qtip_ #
HolySHIT Al Hamra restaurant! Warn a bitch just tryin' to order takeout that your site blasts techno ragas!! *grabs heart/stumbles around* #
@MikeTRose @heidihoover That was of course my way of saying "May I pass a couple of days at your place in mid-March?" *LOL* in reply to MikeTRose #
@_Qtip_ **squee** No one has ever dome that!! Cherry for you!!! in reply to _Qtip_ #
@_Qtip_ **blushing and peeking out from between fingers** you are so nice…thank you, awesome Qbert! in reply to _Qtip_ #
@sxychikadee Break a leg!!! in reply to sxychikadee #
@Mia *lol* I think I'll just go ahead and donate so's I don't haveta have him in my face! in reply to Mia #
Ordered Indian Food. Big question: whack off before or after the food arrives….. #
@DirtyCarrie @notoriousflirt The befores have it #
@Trialsinner …you rogue… in reply to Trialsinner #
@MikeTRose that was in fact a consideration….mechanical assistance notwithstanding, vindaloo moves in mysterious ways. #
Holy crap I'm glad I am quick on the draw. That delivery was fast! #
RT @Luvologist: #LUVNOTE: "Loving yourself is the best love you can give." Indeed. Indeed. <sleazy grin> #
@lunaraven13 I'm no longer scary? Dag, yo. in reply to lunaraven13 #
@melina_star Feelings is feelings of COURSE they are OK. I hope you had a good fortune in your cookie! ((big huGS)) in reply to melina_star #
@MikeTRose Oh gawd….that was terrible, man. in reply to MikeTRose #
Fuck, tandoori lambchops…. did we negotiate such a brutal scene?!? Where's my mango lassi…sheeit…. #
@melina_star Oh lord girl….that ain't eeeeeeven a common combo! Nurturing is a tough one to find, I think! in reply to melina_star #
Yeah, Biggs…I'm a bit unsettled by the appearance of these gulab jamun as well. http://twitpic.com/l7v7s #
@melina_star I will add "You are awesome and full of WIN!" to the fortune bank for you, too!! in reply to melina_star #
@jewelgen Mango lassi is so choice. Dee-freakin-licious! in reply to jewelgen #
@Cynraven @jewelgen You small townfolk have to lure to your bucolic climes someone who can chef it up in Indian, man!! in reply to Cynraven #
I was smart enough to order food for myself to take with me to work tomorrow: now let's see if I'm smart enough to &^$% remember to bring it #
Gnawing on a tandoori lamb chop and idly contemplating whether or not I could fit both gulab jamun's in my mouth at the same time… #
….yeah those honeyed rosewater soaked balls ain't fitting in my mouth at the same time. I can barely get one in… #
@ATG @aphalloides I totally did a test run ..no dice!! My mouth is too small! in reply to ATG #
@aphalloides kinda small?!?! What are you packin': Hostess Sno-Balls?!? *snorts* Ow… in reply to aphalloides #
RT @sashapixlee: @Mollena Okay, now you're being a tease. And how did you know my daily ablutions involved honey AND rosewater? #
**DYING** @sashapixlee. I'm now going to insist that any testicle-enabled person I encounter sexually present their testes anointed thusly #
I can see it now. "Sorry, I'd love to sensually slather your scrote but it seems to NOT have been ritually bathed in rosewater and honey." #
@ATG my chin is sticky!!! :-p~~ in reply to ATG #
I get my sex tips from the Song of Solomon…and Al Hamra Indian restaurant. #
OMG, @sashapixlee No no NO no no. Having been with uncircumcised men I can say penis lint = fail. #
I just typed "penis lint." #WhatHaveIBecome #
@CASizemore That might be added to my list of "Body Service" options…hmm…I think I'm teaching something like that at #BeyondLeather! in reply to CASizemore #
@ammre BOTH excellent things to have at cafes. They should be mandatory. Along with MSR and RVC! in reply to ammre #
To be fair, @fenrisfox @sashapixlee @Optimus_Lime I think it was less poor hygiene than fluffy flannel boxers! #
I think I am high on masala. Seriously. #
@ammre Mango Sticky Rice and Red Velvet Cake: 2 parts of a trifecta of WIN. The third part is brutal bum buggery. in reply to ammre #
@sashapixlee "cock lint" sounds like a small Irish village! in reply to sashapixlee #
@ATG Is that possible?? Or just high on life maybe! But this burning mouth and lip thing is making me giggly as fuck! in reply to ATG #
@ATG I TOTALLY just did that. Diet lemonade soda…I think my tongue had an orgasm. A painful screaming orgasm.! in reply to ATG #
@ATG I TOTALLY just did that. Diet lemonade soda…I think my tongue had an orgasm. A painful screaming orgasm! in reply to ATG #
@sashapixlee Fucking. Rad. in reply to sashapixlee #
@ATG I suppose I'm supposed to lick the gulab for aftercare then….! in reply to ATG #
@jewelgen which place now…? in reply to jewelgen #
http://blip.fm/~ep4jz For @ATG and all the Mighties out there!!! #
@theresa247 For better and for worse…you are right. in reply to theresa247 #
Going to bed. I've been poring over the upcoming week and between the heat being on for #Drip rehearsals and #MsSFLeather stuff I'm toast. #
Going Zen…..remembering the soothing words on the cover of "The Hitchhiker'sGuide to the Galaxy" and remembering people believe in me. #

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