The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-11-18

November 18, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-11-18

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 12:00 am

There's a whole new world of possibilities that are coming you… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
Sitting in the sun, waiting for my Boss so that carpoolin' can commence. Trying not to trip about work stuff; my time management's been weak #
My carpool situation's become even more tentative. Wondering if this is Ganesha's Obstacle Course trying to push me in a new direction. #
@rdclark I feel like someone who asks that in "Hi! Nice to meet you!" conversation isn't close enough yet to understand an honest answer. in reply to rdclark #
@SinnamonLove There isn't much Western medicine that helps. I was given vicodin, codeine, etc. The Acupuncture had me together in 24 hours. in reply to SinnamonLove #
@SinnamonLove I hear you! As a recovering alcoholic, wine isn't an option and an addiction to painkillers isn't attractive •lol• needles FTW in reply to SinnamonLove #
FINALLY getting my feet under me…damn. Don't like that racing scrabbling feeling, but I thrive under pressure. Ah, negative reinforcement #
[One of only 2 drawbacks to my job] RT @OrangePlus: @Mollena if only your boss used an actual whip #
Typical quirt looks like this http://tinyurl.com/ygzv2cs @Dismal_Moron. The one on my keychain was small #
Filling out a @SFBART Lost & Found report. Realizing that the description of my keychain is fucking insane. Monkey-head keys and a whip…? #
Well, it is distinctive. No one can confuse them with anyone else's keys. #
Attention person on FaceBook using the name "Poshand Bella" ~ calling me a nigger in a friend request is an express train to "DenyVille." #
Fools be acting foolish up in here. #
@Weebeasty Using hands in conjunction with the mouth can save on achy jaws & fatigue.Also, pull back frequently, to flex the jaw muscles. in reply to Weebeasty #
The best fucking webside for weather. EVER. http://www.thefuckingweather.com/ #
@funkybrownchick Hella jealous. in reply to funkybrownchick #
@KitiaraTomsen Those motherfuckers. That shit wouldn't surprise me at ALL!! :-< in reply to KitiaraTomsen #
@_RoseWhite_ Taunting?! Just push her down and take them. in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
@coyotetoo TMJ, a small mouth and an absurdly long tongue. I could be describing myself or a gecko. in reply to coyotetoo #
Is the term "douchebag" gender-neutral? I keep wanting to say "douchebagette" but that sounds like moist bread. #
@coyotetoo My jaw does that popping thing. Freaks me out. But once it is popped open, I have a good few minutes of full deployment. in reply to coyotetoo #
See, @benjyfeen, since douching is unnecessary and can lead to complications and badness, I think of it as a FINE pejorative *snerkle* #
@benjyfeen *squeaks* Backrazoring!!! in reply to benjyfeen #
@coyotetoo My eyes are way less buggy, too. o_O in reply to coyotetoo #
@liliththekitten Holy shit that was hilarious!! SNL used to be so freaking hilarious. in reply to liliththekitten #
@badbadgirlx I thn kgals who are involved with douchebags are also prone to douchebaggery. in reply to badbadgirlx #
@liliththekitten @pantherapardus @tomboy_femme I think it applies to ALL genders. in reply to liliththekitten #
@badbadgirlx Douchebagosmosis. in reply to badbadgirlx #
If you're constantly embroiled in "drama" with your "crazy" friends, take a look at the quality of your friendship & your drama levels. #
I'm so hungry I could fuck a horse. #
Currently amusing myself by replacing the word "fuck" with the word "eat" to great comedic effect in various sentences. Try it! #
@Bextopia ssssh….the horse doesn't know that…. in reply to Bextopia #
Yeah, @tomboy_femme I'm fittin' ta fuck a bowl of Annie's Organic Mac & Cheese! in reply to tomboy_femme #
@_Qtip_ You KNOW my ass is there! #DOWF in reply to _Qtip_ #
@furrygirl via the LOVELY and AWESOME @Patrasha –"I am having a vegan Thanksgiving at my place. Sex workers and perverts in attendance." in reply to furrygirl #
@patrasha I am, sadly, one of those animal slaughtering motherfuckers…but we should raincheck and compromise over some candied yams #
@pantherapardus I'm about to fuck a second bowl…I hope I don't overfuck. in reply to pantherapardus #
Doing an edit / shape / up on 2 chapters in "Playing With Taboo," my contribution to #TheToybagGuide series. Bluffing past a tough spot. #
@pantherapardus I'd crumble bacon on top of this Mac & Cheese and fuck myself sick. Word. in reply to pantherapardus #
@misstayva Your plan is a sound one. Proceed. ;-D in reply to misstayva #
@NaiveLondonGirl Yes..but as I'm in San Francisco, I'm cheating in reply to NaiveLondonGirl #
@Evinxiamor Yes. Very, very wrong. in reply to Evinxiamor #
@Evinxiamor VERY. in reply to Evinxiamor #
@saintchick I can't be stopped!!! in reply to saintchick #
Ohai! My #NYSexBloggerCalendar is n my mail #
@NaiveLondonGirl We are fortunate to have hit a lovely stretch of weather and the amazing crumbling Bay Bridge has managed to remain open! in reply to NaiveLondonGirl #
@NaiveLondonGirl And on your side of the pond…? in reply to NaiveLondonGirl #
@amok_ Oh HELLZ yeah. You know it is good when you can't…stop…fucking them choccies. in reply to amok_ #
@MamaGaea I'm sad that I understood that in reply to MamaGaea #
@quotidianlight *raising eyebrow at the "BF" part of that tweet…mmm hmm….lovely, lovely! in reply to quotidianlight #
@sroxy Ew! No Sauces!!!! in reply to sroxy #
@ButchtasticKyle @sroxy **peeking from between fingers** Just so long as there is no more love gravy type talk…jeeblez, you guys!!! #
Yet again I've served as a conduit for squishly relationshipiness. Between my matchmaking & breaking boyfriends to husbandhood, I'm FABULOUS #
Now, if someone would be so kind as to turn that around my way, I'd sure 'preciate that. kthxbai. #
@sroxy *cries* Did we even **negotiate** this scene?!?!? in reply to sroxy #
@quotidianlight Absolutely. DOUBLY so if a head scarf was involved. in reply to quotidianlight #
Hit it, @ButchtasticKyle & @sroxy ~ Love Gravy: http://blip.fm/~gicwm #
If you are on #FetLife, friend me! I'm Mollena over there, too. Yep, I lack imagination. *snort* #
Kitties of teh Corn…seriously. You are SO lucky peolpe know about you. Or I'd disappear you BOTH!! *sighing at the mess* #
@sherynb Hell yeah, baby!! in reply to sherynb #
Is it close enough to Christmas for me to be out about my Thurl Ravenscroft fetish…? http://blip.fm/~dopoe #
HOLY Shit, @LScribbens…you are Teh Sexay!! #ThankGaneshaForFetlife #
LOVE That Grinch song, @RayGarton WHY is it so SEXY?!?!? *grinding teeth* It makes me want to do a Cindy Loy Who striptease #YesIAMThatSick #
@quotidianlight @languid when is that? I have shows this week…. in reply to quotidianlight #
Speaking of this week: the critically-acclaimed show #Drip closes THIS WEEK! http://crowdedfire.org This is your FINAL CHANCE to catch it! #
@JulianWolf May I wank to them? If yes, then yes. in reply to JulianWolf #
Adding "gravy talk" to my soft-limit list. That is not for casual play. #
@JaniceStine Indeed…and if you've time to see the show, I'd love to see you there! in reply to JaniceStine #
@JaniceStine and then the take-out and rented movies. in reply to JaniceStine #
@kahlana69 We are constrained againsr video taping due to Equity (actors union) rules, sadly. in reply to kahlana69 #
@LScribbens sssh…your'e interrupting me and @Melkitty drooling over you. Dang. #
Just responded to 50+ messages on #FetLife…some LONG overdue. Now only 248 more ot go *cries* #

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