The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-11-26

November 26, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-11-26

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 12:00 am

Props to Mel Hillman for posting this MASSIVE WIN http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794889 Star Wars FB updates *wheeze* #
@Weebeasty fuck you dude I'm looking for my fucking inhaler over here…. in reply to Weebeasty #
@Weebeasty thanks sis…the storm trooper one about killed me…. in reply to Weebeasty #
@Weebeasty you're on! in reply to Weebeasty #
I think I should self-publish a book of my essays rants and musings…hm. Good ponderment to take to sleeep… #
You want less supervision at work today and, surprisingly, you… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
@kimberleecline An •interactive• audiobook…?? This creature I shall have to research! in reply to kimberleecline #
RT @FakeAPStylebook: If you feel you have been insufficiently blessed, it is permissible to call it "Thankgiving." #
@LeatherYenta Check the tracking info on the email, and compare it to a KNOWN email from FB in reply to LeatherYenta #
I got a little Shakespearian on yo' asses today at The Perverted Negress…http://mollena.com. Any hot Petruchio types out there? #
@cunningminx this is way more than my USDA of iron(y), Miss Sexehbutt, esp after i just groused all over about how being mono & kinky sux. in reply to cunningminx #
@SilverDayDreams I love it too, and I've wanted to see it done in a way that lets Katerina "come into her own" as it were. Someday… in reply to SilverDayDreams #
@SilverDayDreams She really was something. I haven't watched it in AGES though! Might be a good one to grab one of these days in reply to SilverDayDreams #
@mhoobler @saynine Yeah that's what I get for trying to do some freaky shit someone geekier than I managed to pull off! in reply to mhoobler #
RT @cunningminx: My ranty/cynical reaction to @mollena's post: http://is.gd/53usb (my post being http://tinyurl.com/yan4ozc) #
@saynine Leave me aloooone!! *cries* in reply to saynine #
Can't find this fetish list I was working on…WTF. How dos one LOSE something on a fucking computer?!?! #
I can't fucking stop nomming these nuts… http://yfrog.com/3luz2j #
@MikeTRose I found a place that sells them, shouted "YES!!" pumped my fist and bought 4 cans. Dude behind the counter was bemused. in reply to MikeTRose #
@davidrhodes That is my sobriety date, sweetiepieface! in reply to davidrhodes #
@rdclark @mindtechnica @thattoychick THANKS! It was in some weird ass temp file. FAIL in reply to rdclark #
When I see kinksters with "Lord" in their handle, I am nonplussed. I can only reasonably refer to Darth Vader and Ganesha as "Lord" #
RT @FakeAPStylebook: "Stove-top stuffing" is highly dangerous and causes 40% of all ass burns treated in emergency rooms during the year. #
@saynine LordBloodMage, plzkthxbai in reply to saynine #
@LeatherYenta Don't forget it now! in reply to LeatherYenta #
@saynine I can't take you seriously if there is no "blood," "hawk" "blade" or "fire" in there, man. in reply to saynine #
I have the World's Ashiest Feet. Dammit. I'm using more lotion than a teenage boy with 34 porno DVDs today! #
@Wylddelirium You'd-a thunk the dog wrangler would have mentioned that to the producers…. in reply to Wylddelirium #
http://tinyurl.com/ygtrqpw Mr. Colin Powell's address to the former Bush administration… #
helpful build a fetish search engine. Sorely tempted to link EVERYTHING back to "ham fisting" #
Oh yeah, @superbigrobot I ranted about that not too long ago http://www.mollena.com/2009/06/mos-online-dating-tips-for-pervs-volume-i/ #
http://haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1130509.html The Israeli's "discover" what we perverts knew all along. #
@BeautyChaotic WHy'd he have to Optimo the Creepy Baby?? in reply to BeautyChaotic #
When one SickMotherfucker squees at the prospect of me potentially playing with another SickMotherfucker, I begin to Officially Worry. #
@CelticFrog Prayers answered. in reply to CelticFrog #
Not sure that helps, @joqatana as they are both riggers. Well, riggers AND sadistic. And sadists have a hard time NOT hurting me. Bless 'em. #
@quotidianlight I'm sure it will all be nice and SSC *cough* Damn I couldn't even TYPE that with a straight face. in reply to quotidianlight #
http://wondermark.com/566/ A list of supernatural collective nouns. #
@joqatana I don't have any current folks I play with regularly enough to have that level of subtlety…but I appreciate subtlety, certainly. in reply to joqatana #
@joqatana What!?!? How is that even possible?!?! in reply to joqatana #
See what I mean? RT @avaamnesia: @Mollena *jumps up and down waving arms* Oh! Oooh! I'M a sadist! Can I please hurt you? #
@avaamnesia Um…let' see….er…*shuffles imaginary paperwork* Um, OK, yeah. Wheeeeeeeeee! in reply to avaamnesia #
Thank Ganesha I'm bisexual. #
@joqatana SO rude! in reply to joqatana #
@the1miss_luna I think even a straight girl would be just fine with you biting their as in reply to the1miss_luna #
Ugh that thing is happening again…where someone being super popular makes me cool on them a bit. I's a douchebag. #
Oh, and if you are going to #DarkOdysseyWinterFire, you had best bring some AWESOME PJs. Not sexy ones either. Bonus point for feety PJs #
No one will be allowed to visit my Bed Jumping Cupcake Nomming TeeVee party room without the proper Pyjamas. I'm very serious. #DOWF #
@CelticFrog *pinchee* You are teh silly! in reply to CelticFrog #
@wyrdbyrd **dies laughing** in reply to wyrdbyrd #
@Melkitty It is pretty funneh…. in reply to Melkitty #
@AliceSinAerie It is true…but I get weird & shy when someone's superpopular. I back off so as to avoid feeling hurt if they don't like me. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@quotidianlight Low self-esteem. Convolutedly…see my previous tweet. in reply to quotidianlight #
@joqatana Must have made it rough on the ageplay folks :-\ in reply to joqatana #
@MollyRen Hmm….I'll accept it. in reply to MollyRen #
@CelticFrog The only things that would turn me against you is 1) You being mean to me in a BAD way. 2) Talking shit about Bary Manilow. in reply to CelticFrog #
Wooo! @SarahSloane AND @avaamnesia are gonna fuck my shit up at @DOWRFI might not make it out of DC in one piece! *squee* #
@ammre Yeah. And then start believing it…and wallow in it. in reply to ammre #
@sashapixlee Hm…there ain't no peignoir UNDER the plaid flannel robe, is there?!? *stern peek under the robe* in reply to sashapixlee #
@SweetSpiced @CelticFrog HELL. YES. "let's hang on…to what we've got…" in reply to SweetSpiced #
@AliceSinAerie ((hugs)) you made me smile Thank you in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@joqatana those bots just search by words, I think! *laughs* in reply to joqatana #
@viviane212 FAIL! in reply to viviane212 #
So hilarious… @SouthWest flight attendant's safety announcement for the win http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ta9ltJGxjk #
@kimberleecline Good for you!!! in reply to kimberleecline #
@Mojo4Melo PJ Buttflap wearers get….(wait for it)……EXTRA SPANKIES!!! in reply to Mojo4Melo #
@LeJazzHOT Oh mah god. You should totally come to DC, girl!!! in reply to LeJazzHOT #
Ha…posted to a thread on FetLife asking for more music by colored folks at the dungeon party for #DOWF. *waits for indignation* #
Just now accidentally scare the wee outta @sparklydevil on the way out of the potty. I feel kinda bad. But kinda not. Heehee. #
Singing "Vagina dentata/what a wonderful phrase/it means no penis/for the rest of your days" to the tune of "Hakluna Matata" :-\ #
@blackstarmedia You know you can block the RTs of anyone you are following with a button on their profile page, right? in reply to blackstarmedia #
@wendyrama get a butterknife and manually crumble that shit! #
@wendyrama hm…OK… partially freeze it, THEN crumble it! •smiles proudly• in reply to wendyrama #
Its 4:20! Shout out if you're clean and sober! #
(Via @michael_arndt) Send a holiday card to a recovering US Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Ctr 6900 Georgia Ave NW Washington DC 20307 #
I'm sure none of you plopped don and started writing out letters based on my last post, so don't do it. @Michael_Arndt's info was bad. #
This is the last time I retweet a "do something nice for someone" post. Third time I have, third time its been bullshit. #
From now on I only RT silly shit. And pr0n. And stuff from. News source. People suck. #
The xmas card hoax. Via @deviantouch http://short.to/yfai you have LOTS more followers you gave misinfo, @Michael_Arndt. Let them know. #
@JuicySanchez hollah! in reply to JuicySanchez #
@LScribbens lol win! in reply to LScribbens #
@deviantouch thanks for the heads-up! in reply to deviantouch #
RT @raquelita Best Bondage Erotica 2011 call for submissions (@cleispress) http://vb.ly/6sz Questions to bestbondage2011@ gmail.com #
@urban_gypsy Wait….what? Its a hardcore flick? How did I miss this? Wilem Dafoe?? in reply to urban_gypsy #
Bohemian Rhapsody…..Muppet style! http://bit.ly/8Iw2Su #
@wendyrama Writing, I think. in reply to wendyrama #
@urban_gypsy Jeebus! Three cheers for the ol Dafoester…it sounds interesting if face-hiding-worthy! in reply to urban_gypsy #
@wendyrama Me? Oh goodness no! THAT is against my religion Does Ganesha look like a God who eschews foodstuffs? in reply to wendyrama #
@naylandblake That is fucking oversight for sure! *lol* in reply to naylandblake #
Yay! my friends Rami and Cass invited me over to hang out at their house! *skippity* #
@abiolatv *curtsy* Hi there! Lovely to see you on board! I hope you are not offended by Bad Words and Smut *cough* Cause I roll like that! #
@naylandblake If I fucking see googly fucking eyed fucking maggots in my fucking dreams, man, you are SO getting a pinch from me! in reply to naylandblake #
Lady on @SFBART is serious about her comfort… http://yfrog.com/auuspj #
@emchy psst…. 16th Street Walgreen's…. http://yfrog.com/3l9bdgj #
My purse makes me lots of friends….it makes people smile! http://yfrog.com/3nhz9j #
This wass my "difficult" level pictionary….and Cassidy guessed it! http://yfrog.com/4iz8hj #
The answer is "D-Day" ! #
What a lovely evening. I'm so grateful to Cassidy and Rami for thinking of and inviting me over for SuperPictionary! I feel happy. #

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