Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-11-30
- I KNEW IT!! http://mollena.tumblr.com/post/261867065Explosm uncovers Black Friday. #
- I think I've gotten a hold on my feelings about that twilight thing http://bit.ly/78nJRE thanks, Explosm, once again! #
- @Mia Judging someone else's success is impossible: "success" is an entirely personal metric. in reply to Mia #
- RT @RayGarton: "Things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences." — Peter Griffin #
- http://www.iamawesome.com/ Don't you forget it!!! #
- http://bit.ly/4qTR3c Way to go, Colorado dude…yay ignorance! #
- Listening to an interesting story about a Native American NASA engineer, JC High Eagle, told abysmally by some historian on NPR. Ugh. #
- One of the few things for which I have NO…..ZERO patience is a great story told poorly. #
- OK. My self-esteem = wibbly but I know how to tell a damned story. If you are a shitty storyteller you are a Gelfling-sucking Skesis. Word. #
- Amazing. I just got a "friend request" on Facebook from the woman responsible for bringing to me a message of "OKness" that changed my life. #
- You might see yourself as the fair-minded one who can tell rig… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
- @Wordweaverlynn That is so fail. I need to write books with secret Ganesha subtext: eat snacks, kick ass, write, do crazy sex with 2 spouses in reply to Wordweaverlynn #
- @MrRoxy now I wanna watch that movie again!! in reply to MrRoxy #
- @mistressmia I hope I do have that chance! in reply to mistressmia #
- @firefaunx that mash-up is sheer brilliance on 38 levels, d00d! The video edit just becomed more and more flawless with age
in reply to firefaunx # - @Bextopia See, that's why I can't grasp the Twilight / New Moon warring camp. UnFuck a sparkly fucking vampire. #
- @coyotetoo I'm glad there was •some• redemptive quality *lol* in reply to coyotetoo #
- @coyotetoo *curtsy* thank you! I feel as though I have mental thimbdrives all over the internets….pretty amusing. in reply to coyotetoo #
- Pinged The Pizza Guy (ex BF) last night and he rang me just now, to catch up. He still makes me laugh
# - @firefaunx you'll hate me for this, but look ip 5 Second Films on YouTube, and watch your day evaporate in 5 ssecond increments in reply to firefaunx #
- The Pizza Guy wins a prize for being shocked & indignant that he was NOT the #1 ex-lover for whom I pine (as listed on my "about me" page) #
- RT @sswayze Accidental Subway Rainbow ( http://bit.ly/4A8qL2 ) via @spillspace (so awesome!) #
- @wyrdbyrd Read and weep. 'Tis comedic gold, my sister. in reply to wyrdbyrd #
- OK…I've enough time to pull a quick whicketywack, shower, pack the lappy ang get to brunching with @queershoulder and then another meeting #
- At brunch with @queershoulder came up with a new class topic; "Graceful Exits: How to Minimize Breakup Douchebaggery" #
- @cunningminx Ooo speaking of which, I need to hit you up for those awesome icebreakers you did @ Sex2.0. I gots to steal yo shit! in reply to cunningminx #
- @cunningminx ….with proper attribution and sycophantic smoochery, of course!
in reply to cunningminx # - Sounds of PE's "I Could Kill A Man" echo up the street. I turn to see a ballcap wearing white guy in a top-down Audi convertible, blazin' #
- Aaah…the rage of the privileged and entitled….it is delicious. #
- OH @ JaValencia ~ "I really, like, want a. Like. Soy chai? But like. With an espresso shot? Would that, like. Be like, gross?" •headdesk• #
- @languid I read all of the books, even though I realized the formula wasn't shifting after the 3rd one, but the last book SO irritated me. in reply to languid #
- OK, meeting on my #MsSFLeather website done. Trying to gumption my way back home. Stalling at the Cafe, though…. #
- @docstrange Holy crap my conscious is hardly sub!! *lol* in reply to docstrange #
- @SaschaK I all seriousness, and much to my delight, I've already received a sniff and nudge about presenting it at an event. Pending! in reply to SaschaK #
- @kahlana69 @pantherapardus As nuts as I thought it was, it resonates for enough people that there HAS to be something to it! in reply to kahlana69 #
- @MargoEve and THAT was the POLITE version!! in reply to MargoEve #
- @abostick59 Yeah those dudes need to smoke a bowl and chill. Srsly. The Holy Undergarments must be chafing…. in reply to abostick59 #
- Watching Picasa pull up the photos from my laptop into its murky maw is shocking. Has all that really happened in…less than…a year…?? #
- How can I have had a full sleep and about a pot of coffee and now be shudderingly exhausted? #
- @sherynb See, and this after my last therapist assured me I didn't have ADD! Usually coffee works pretty well for me. Not today *yawnz* in reply to sherynb #
- @quotidianlight Yea and I forget that thinking and feeling can expend massive amounts of energy. in reply to quotidianlight #
- Actually, @kahlana69 Yes….I DID have to do some interesting mental and emotional calisthenics today…I should remember that. #
- Hey, I managed to pull up, roll up, and wrap up the Scrody Area Rug of Doom that was in my front room, so yay me there! #
- SO, a step in the right direction cleaning, conversation with the ex bf, brunch with awesome friend, website chat: yes, I DID stuff today. #
- @NadiaWest In terms of sexual congress, it makes no difference. I take the level of involvement on a case-by-case basis. in reply to NadiaWest #
- Situation: Grim. Too zonked to eat this moist, delicious punkin cream cheese muffin. Ganesha, forgive me. #
- @AliceSinAerie Sockpuppets. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
- via @tweetzydeetzy) Hot Dr. Pepper commercial http://bit.ly/6jJfXY a surreal vintage beverage ad…. #
- (via @tweetzydeetzy) Hot Dr. Pepper commercial http://bit.ly/6jJfXY a surreal vintage beverage ad…. #
- @AliceSinAerie Hm… Michael Jackson before and after sockpuppet ftw! in reply to AliceSinAerie #
- The VT-16 must REALLY be quite a thing to see…. http://bit.ly/8NwIKD Stormtrooper Geekery FTW! #
- @languid I've heard it is VERY well written, but have imbibed of neither book nor movie. in reply to languid #
- Sorry, @quotidianlight the end of the HP series made me feel like Rowling promised me for 10 years not to come on my face then BUKKAKE TIME. #
- @kahlana69 they'd eat it first. greedy furballs…. in reply to kahlana69 #
- @scarletsletter oh yeah baby….eat it reeeeal slooooow….. in reply to scarletsletter #
- FaceBook just targeted me with 3 dating ads, 2 of them for "BBW" singles. How does facebook know I'm fat?!? Was it the cupcake talk? #
- @vicious_kind Ha! I'd wear goggles! in reply to vicious_kind #
- I would be more creeped out, @thepixiepop, except since I am a slave toTeh Interwebs, I feel like it is entitled to know my every move #
- @pantherapardus Hm….are you in any "momcentric" groups, etc? in reply to pantherapardus #
- @SilverDayDreams My FB is a rockyroad jumble of EVERYONE. Which makes it bemusing for EVERYONE in reply to SilverDayDreams #
- @pantherapardus I get ads for Ganeshamall, and that makes sense. I'm single,so single ads make sense, but the other…yeah. It's odd. in reply to pantherapardus #
- @pantherapardus I also get local SF stuff, and theater stuff, so I know they look at keywords. But the other is odd. in reply to pantherapardus #
- I guess I shouldn't complain…at least it isn't weight loss ads #
- Oh no you don't , @vicious_kind … I explained about this in one of my Sexytime Stories http://bit.ly/7slvuR #
- @cunningminx Woot! I'll be sure to have a Moment of Zen in class wherein we honor the Magnificence of your Ass You'll feel the tingle. in reply to cunningminx #
- I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: shit, love, people – http://w33.us/2y7j #
- @kumimonster Linx plzkthxbai. in reply to kumimonster #
- @pantherapardus I had to laugh…it is so hilariously real. in reply to pantherapardus #
- @kumimonster !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh. Great. Galloping. Ganesha….. in reply to kumimonster #
- @kumimonster I was in love with e wedge black ankle boots but they sold out. However. I am about to buy the rubber t-strap shoes in black… in reply to kumimonster #
- @tomboy_femme I did the full year huge one first, and it took a few minutes, but not so much. It is prolly overloaded in reply to tomboy_femme #
- @sfkerigirl Did you try the OTC UTI meds now available? VERY effective with pain relief. Cystex, AZO, Uricalm. in reply to sfkerigirl #
- @idiotandroid **silent tears of joy** in reply to idiotandroid #
- (via @NanoPunk per @idiotandroid) PR0N FOR THE ANDROID!! In your FACE, iTards!!! http://bit.ly/5B8d0C #
- @idiotandroid (sssh, I'm lording it over MacZombiis right now, d00d!) in reply to idiotandroid #
- Ugh. Bay Area radio, you fail at providing me acceptible masturbatory soundtracks. #
- @MataLeao No no…I have an Android ( aka the GooglePhone or G1) in reply to MataLeao #
- @wendyblackheart Last time I was sore from sex it was because I strained my back plugging in my vibrator…. in reply to wendyblackheart #
- @outlawdiva @gingery_snap HotDr. Pepper sound like some sort of freaky sex act….like "Supermanning" or "Dirty Sanchez" #
- @wendyrama …mmmm…."This American Life" never tasted so good…. in reply to wendyrama #
- I can't believe how many beautiful spirits I have in my life. It is a gathering of AWESOME the likes of which no-one has ever seen. #
- @ATG I am a diamond!!!!! in reply to ATG #
- @ATG I'm in the universal crystalline network beyond compare, for real. (((hugs))) in reply to ATG #
- @mauikink well, since this was before Viagra and XBOX, I dunno!!! in reply to mauikink #
- A problem with chatting with one's ex (an ex you left because you loved him more than he loved you) is the hot sex memories reconstitute. #
- Oh, hello, my Internal Sexual Fantasy Machine…I see we're running on the same Improbability Drive as the Heart Of Gold. Nice. Nice… #
- How can I have, in my head, slash fiction based on MY ACTUAL LIFE?!?! Seriously. I rule. #
- @quotidianlight Well, if he was your longest ex, I'm not surprised. #YeahAndITypedItWithAStraightFaceToo in reply to quotidianlight #
- @melina_star Of course, in a perverse emotional humiliation way, it is kinda hot. Sick puppy, I am. in reply to melina_star #
- @sroxy You PERVS!! ((**secretly 'cited**)) in reply to sroxy #
- @MinaMeow I dunno…some of these gamers have some *very* intense ideas about gaming! in reply to MinaMeow #
- @joqatana In thinking of the people I in reply to joqatana #
- @joqatana Nice! Hm…the only ex I could see transitioning would be a FtM and even THAT would be surprising in reply to joqatana #
- It takes 3,400 to make one microchip. ONE! #
- @Erinkyan nice. nice. in reply to Erinkyan #
- OooooooOOooo….dude on NPR just busted out properly pronunciation of the name of a Bushman activist. Respect. #
- Riveting…riveting storytelling about an extraordinary Bushman activist.The man telling the story just broke down telling about her death. #
- @lunaraven13 I'd take issue with the adjective. Sexy, si, but "cute" like bunnies or Leo DiCaprio before the Fairy-o-Adulthood beat him? No. in reply to lunaraven13 #
- (Explicit Explicit Explicit) P0rn0 Dance Party!!! http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-127.gif #
- @mariadiaz THAT is because TV actors often lack the training on how to whisper without that grating sibilance. Ugh. in reply to mariadiaz #
- (**EXPLICIT**) #PornFail http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-124.gif After "The Little Rascals" Buckwheat took a new name & career… #
- @lunaraven13 Then do NOT look at the one I just now posted…. in reply to lunaraven13 #
- @quotidianlight Mesmerizing. in reply to quotidianlight #
- @lunaraven13 I will do my best….! in reply to lunaraven13 #
- Those who feel the need to "remind you" about an "alternate POV" when you are sharing a painful personal truth are full of fail. #
- @quotidianlight I won't be able to look at the animated toast on my Twitter background the same way again! in reply to quotidianlight #
