Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-12-08
- I think my kitchen table might be haunted. #
- @Adisson89 I'm altogether uncertain who / what would haunt it but I'm entirely sure I heard it clank while I procured my morning beverages. in reply to Adisson89 #
- Well @mhoobler it is one of those hidden leaf tables. While I was next to it it clanked rathe loudly as though it were moving.But it wasn't. in reply to mhoobler #
- I shouldn't be surprised, really. This place has some interesting energies chilling up in here! #
- @Adisson89 lol!
more like smelling my damned yogurt shake with Norwegian lemon infused cod liver oil, my Odwalla Tangerine and my cereal in reply to Adisson89 # - @Adisson89 it seems to have relaxed now. If it clanks again though there's gonna be sage up in this piece, right fast in a hurry. in reply to Adisson89 #
- @MissAlice I'm just glad its not the litterbox. in reply to MissAlice #
- I had the most funky dream last night that my friends Rami and Cassidy were running a Rastafarian plumbing and welding service. Hah. #
- I also had a dream that [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] both (expletive) me at the same time while [REDACTED] shoved their fingers in my (deleted) #
- ….THAT dream was less "weird" and more plain unusual because I almost never dream explicitly about….you know. #
- @MinaMeow There hasn't been dicking, deep shallow or otherwise, since this spring, frankly.
in reply to MinaMeow # - @coyotetoo You can't really call Ghostbusters for that! in reply to coyotetoo #
- @saynine I'm sure you can repair to the men's reatroom and [REDACTED] that, duude. in reply to saynine #
- @rubberzebra I'm good with the Kirk part…good effort! in reply to rubberzebra #
- @vicious_kind Squeaked, squealed and begged for mercy. It was pretty awesome. in reply to vicious_kind #
- @coyotetoo I'm always amused when I have 'em. Doesn't happen often but they tend to be doozies. in reply to coyotetoo #
- Oi @MinaMeow I dunno. it would be most awesome…I've a delightful offer on the table but I'm not sure when we'll next be in the same city. in reply to MinaMeow #
- @wendyblackheart @MinaMeow part of my issue is that I'm even more insanely picky about teh sexing than I am about play. in reply to wendyblackheart #
- @MinaMeow I shall send you on fact-finding missions, in order to assess availability and mutual interest. Win. in reply to MinaMeow #
- @blackstarmedia I'm just amazed that there are enough of us to make a topic trend. in reply to blackstarmedia #
- @tomboy_femme the worst knot I can think of is the one pressing really, really hard into a really, really soft place. Ow. in reply to tomboy_femme #
- I spy with my little eye, something beginning with the letter @LeJazzHOT http://tinyurl.com/y9xguoz Uhuras of the world unite! #
- ANother food truck rolls in SF: @ShirohigeRamen seems to be bringing the ramen love to Hayes Valley
# - @KateBornstein Hey Oddmother Are you * @urbantantrika in NY on January 4th? #
- I clicked on the wrong Pandora channel. I was hoping for Zero Seven…not Busta Rhymes (gathers chunks of brains) #
- @FierceKitty I LOVE those!!! in reply to FierceKitty #
- @katebornstein YAY!! I'm doing another drive by, coming from Jersey into La Ciudad for the day, flying out Tuesday morn in reply to katebornstein #
- boghta' jIH ghaj Daqnon Daqtlhap cher 'op naDev? #klingon (translate: http://bit.ly/671CfB) #
- RT: @FetLife Have you been naughty or nice this year? We're giving away 218 kinky presents,worth in total almost $25K http://bit.ly/7hagFs #
- @mhoobler @wendyrama it is in the 3rd paragraph http://bawdystorytelling.com/events_120909.html in reply to mhoobler #
- @wendyrama @mhoobler ….or you have short attention spans :-p in reply to wendyrama #
- Oh. My. God. http://blog.unzipped.net/pierre_fitch/index.html I'm all for tattoos but. Heh. heehee…. #
- The incredibly cute rubber shoes I bought in a size 8 because the site said they run rather large don't fit my 81/2 size feet. *angst* #
- The Perverted Negress Ponders: Do we have a "Right" to public sex? http://mollena.com #
- @LeatherYenta NO WAY!!! *laughs* I think he would make me cry on the spot from The Fear! in reply to LeatherYenta #
- @emchy Yanno!! Or plans to join CIrque Du Penis or some shit later in life… in reply to emchy #
- http://thefbomb.org/2009/11/corduroy-skirts-are-a-sin/ Fight Homophobia with Fashion Sense. #
- More Tattoo news http://tinyurl.com/4sxsdg Chaplain to the FTSE (!!!) says gays should have warning tattoos. What would YOURS say? #
- I think mine would say "Gender Neutral Usage" #MyQueerTattoo #
- @cassmck Thank you for the re-tweetin' love! in reply to cassmck #
- @quotidianlight Dude.
I know. I can't even look at them now. in reply to quotidianlight # - Gotta remember to get REALLY good Aftercare Truffles for #WinterSolstice. *wriggling* Got a couple o' friends who may well be earning 'em! #
- Oh yes…@NadiaWest! Let's see…@LeatherYenta, @Lqqout and @Ropecast can attest to the WIN of my Aftercare Truffles for Tops Program! #
- OMG pr0n café! Mango mahi mahi and asparagus??? WIN! http://yfrog.com/331bhj #
- @darinwilson OMG yes. Fucking bullshit. in reply to darinwilson #
- @sfkerigirl There's an 8" Subway sammitch?!?! #
- Grr…..my site is deader than Mama Cass….crap. #
- It's not often that your thoughts lead you astray, but you mig… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
- @LeatherYenta **gigglie** in reply to LeatherYenta #
- "Why Dominants Can't Play Cards" Yet another moment of hilarity from Count Boogie http://tinyurl.com/yjnlylc #
- OK, #Dreamhost seems to have picked itself up and my site is back online. Whew! #
- @SilverDayDreams Private clubs seem to have DMs infrequently. Every big event I've been to has them, and in the Bay Area, DMs are standard. in reply to SilverDayDreams #
- Took a test on http://yourmorals.org and was puzzled why I didn't see a score on "purity". I scored a "0%," that's why. #IRule #
- @missbhavens Yeah…I dind't do so well back then either. in reply to missbhavens #
- @MinaMeow NO no, I have morals…just none as they relate to "purity" in reply to MinaMeow #
- Last time I took a purity test of 100 questions I scored 21% pure. And that was on a BDSM site. *sigh* The *AVERAGE* is in the high 50s. #
- I love that I have to go to the Presenter page on a kink event to remember whether or not I'm gonna be there…and then still ain't sure… #
- @JulianWolf Oo, I should take a non-kinky "Purity" test and see how I do …. in reply to JulianWolf #
- @kahlana69 No dude…you might come back "Serial Killer!" in reply to kahlana69 #
- @astreaw Not that there's anything wrong with that!!! in reply to astreaw #
- @MinaMeow *strut* in reply to MinaMeow #
- "Heart to Heart" by Kenny Loggins just rolled on my mellow Pandora station. I pumped my fist and was all "YESSS!!!" #AboutToLoseMyNegroCard #
- Fuck it. I love Kenny Loggins. #
- @sashapixlee THIS IS THE UNFAIRNESS!!! YOU get COOL points by listening to "MY" music, I LOSE points listening to "YOURS" *weeps* in reply to sashapixlee #
- @Mojo4Melo …must…resist…blipping…. in reply to Mojo4Melo #
- @sashapixlee Well, this is true and @_Qtip_ perfectly embodies this. in reply to sashapixlee #
- @sashapixlee I can't! I already get mistaken for @_Qtip_!! That would seal my fa—–hm…..HMMMM…….. <evil(veryevil)grin> in reply to sashapixlee #
- @MikeTRose OMG STOP! *grabs Kleenex & lighter, forgets which is which, raises tissue in the air and burns off eyelashes/eyebrows/nose hair* in reply to MikeTRose #
- @mauikink You CANNOT resist the power of the TOAST!! in reply to mauikink #
- You know what I want? Campbell's tomato fucking soup and a goddamned grillededed cheese: Kraft singles on Wonder bread. *stamps foot* #
- @drkchocolatnoir **running chest bump** in reply to drkchocolatnoir #
- Oh @kahlana69! Some of your neighbors tried to convince me I should leave my cosmopolitan lifestyle and move to Madison. Ave, sure. WI, no. #
- @kahlana69 Too. Fucking. Cold. and then Too. FUcking. Humid! in reply to kahlana69 #
- Who the hell "reported" my link to @LeJazzHOT's photo as "abusive" ??? She's not even down to pasties in it. Assholes. #
- @mauikink OK THAT is WAY more tempting. in reply to mauikink #
- @MargoEve My Mom used to give me that for lunch!!! ANd we lived in the Projects! in reply to MargoEve #
- @MargoEve OMG BACON GRILLED CHEESE!!! *dies* in reply to MargoEve #
- @Catwoman69y2k http://www.sfweekly.com/slideshow/view/28912913/19 that link. in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
- @Catwoman69y2k The kink was killed on FaceBook. No notification or dunning notice, it just said users voted the site unsafe. in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
- The Boss went home sick. I'm working on my 2nd Emergen-C and about to take a fistful of Zinc, Ecinacea and Goldenseal #IRefuseToBeIll #
- @ChristianNJ The thing that stops me is that there is no way I'll get through a loaf of bread before it spoils…. in reply to ChristianNJ #
- If you are involved in / know someone involved in Threshold down in So Cal, can you ping me? Thanks! #
- oh. oh noes. http://tinyurl.com/yg2pa75 Creepy mall Santas….. *covers eyes* #
- I'm noticing some people posting the same posts over & over and this coupled with my recently leaning about automatic tweets leaves me cold. #
- @MollyRen Sometimes that •is• what needs to get done in reply to MollyRen #
- @MinaMeow Yeah… I don't think I like that… in reply to MinaMeow #
- @deviantouch Yeah, but since so many people have the horoscope share, its clear isn't me trying to fool you into thinking I'm posting. in reply to deviantouch #
- @debaucheddiva I mean the former. People RTing is something that's part of the flow. Scheduling a link to your blog or a tweet=not hot on it in reply to debaucheddiva #
- @blackstarmedia Your shoes are making my eyeballs all weird! in reply to blackstarmedia #
- @phillyeboni •intrigued• you shoulda been looking over here in the west coast girl…we got droves of 'em! in reply to phillyeboni #
- @TGStoneButch nah nah…. I'm talking people posting links to the same stuff many times a day, every day. in reply to TGStoneButch #
- @deviantouch well, if you'd like to message me my horoscope daily, I'd happily remove the Twittascope. in reply to deviantouch #
- @phillyeboni I'm a total wuss when I comes to objectification…can't do it at all w/o bad fallout outside of a committed relationship. in reply to phillyeboni #
- @debaucheddiva I know some Social Media types think this is a good idea but I disagreee. in reply to debaucheddiva #
- @ChrisBrogan hey you're SM Czar! What's your take on continually repeating links to one's site and automatically scheduled tweets? #
- @deviantouch I wish I were toppier…this would make an excellent scene… in reply to deviantouch #
- @MinaMeow I'm beginning to think that is an excellent way to describe it… in reply to MinaMeow #
- My friend Charles is right…I'm a Wonder Bread cravin' Kenny Loggins lovin', (mostly) monogamous anomaly! #IGetPervierEveryDay #
- @Mia Grab YouYube excellence and run it through the BennyHillifier yourself http://bennyhillifier.com/ start maybe with bootyshake girls. in reply to Mia #
- @darkgracie I was referring to people who post links to the same stuff over and over,several times a day, every day: not something like that in reply to darkgracie #
- @darkgracie Posting when you're doing stuff on the web=you're a live person.Posting the same link 5x/autoposting when you're away=not so muc in reply to darkgracie #
- @twistedmonk You need some of that silk underwear, man. #
- @debaucheddiva Wet & Clammy. Unless it ain't. in reply to debaucheddiva #
- RT @shannynmoore Bachmann & Palin meeting tonight…good Lord…there's a think tank on empty. #
- @phillyeboni That is a •very• good thing to know about yourself when looking for a partner…long term or for play. in reply to phillyeboni #
- @darkgracie I get the impulse to get something for nothing. (Teh 'Merican Way!) But when EVERYONE does it, yeah, it can be lame. in reply to darkgracie #
- @darkgracie I just have this stupid idea that people are talking to the group and to one another…not leaving recordings to loop, yanno? in reply to darkgracie #
- Sinuses are starting to pound. The throats not feeling spiffy either. Tonight might be a spicy thai soup night :-\ #
- @darkgracie the only ones I've seen are Jet Blue & the occasional sex toy giveaway *lol* but I don't mind people getting free insertibles in reply to darkgracie #
- @joqatana I thought they'd cancelled! Good to hear folks are still working! in reply to joqatana #
- @mistressmia Are you #Dreamhost too? @EssinEm and I both crashed with them today. in reply to mistressmia #
- @SiaLikeWhoa awww yeah… in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
- @DangerousLilly Sorry. The snake has eaten its tail and gym rat tirned lame "actor" turned parody has now turned cop. in reply to DangerousLilly #
- Whew…the Thai soup train's movin' through my sinuses…get on board… #
- @debaucheddiva Don't tell me shit like that! I love that soda. Now I can't drink Pepsi? I ain't been this pissed since the See's candy thing in reply to debaucheddiva #
- After dinner I need to deal with cats, shower, climb into bed. Offline by 10:30. OK twitter. I give you smackin' rights if I go past curfew. #
- @aphalloides That's gotta hurt. Daiso is the shit! in reply to aphalloides #
- @katebornstein I just remembered, Mama! I crossdressed for a Sears print ad when I was 7. The "boy" in the shoot was sick so I was recast. in reply to katebornstein #
- @katebornstein Afros are gender neutral, and another little Black girl had ponytails & long hair. So off to wardrobe and into pants it was. in reply to katebornstein #
- Heh, @Weebeasty back in my day, what with David Bowie & Boy George & Prince & Annie Lennox & Duran Duran & Grace Jones, androgyny was IT. in reply to Weebeasty #
- @benjyfeen It has magical powers (nods solemnly) in reply to benjyfeen #
- And hey, thank you Shadowy Network of Pervs, for helping a sister out with those leads in Los Angeles! #
- Ooo, @Weebeasty OMG OMG did you ever see her in that total sleeper secret cult classic "Vamp" http://bit.ly/4qhVf7 So. Win. #
- @mistressmia Now, if only there was an anti-douchebag software that protected you from Internet Hammerheads #I'dBuyThatForADollar in reply to mistressmia #
- @JAGnLA I think "Remember" might be better than "happy?" But that helps clear up the half-mast flag I saw earlier. in reply to JAGnLA #
- @avaamnesia *poink* #
