The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-12-09

December 9, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-12-09

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 12:00 am

It's hard for anyone to pin you down, even if you are very spe… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
I'm not all that coherent in the mornings but I'm pretty sure I heard the voice from the radio box say its 29F in the South Bay #
The sinuses and throat are unhappy this morning. I'm doing my best to fight this shit. I got my herbal mojos rolling. #
I think I'm losing my voice. Exellent timing. I have three speaking engagements this week. #
@avaamnesia How is you miss thang? in reply to avaamnesia #
@_Uggo Hey there! Long time no see! in reply to _Uggo #
@b_playful Its unusual…that's for freaking sure! in reply to b_playful #
@ButchtasticKyle Congratulation to you, Mrs. Kyle and the little sprog! •confetti• in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
@thepixiepop thanks missy! in reply to thepixiepop #
@phillyeboni can't I just eat some salt and vinegar chips? in reply to phillyeboni #
@LeatherYenta Noooo! Do that Rest Ice Compression Elevation thang! in reply to LeatherYenta #
@mdstillman going to NJ in a couple of weeks, too. Oi! in reply to mdstillman #
@mhoobler I guess I can work that angle. Extra throaty sexiness. Yeah. in reply to mhoobler #
@MissAlice •lol• believe me, I'm used to it…and I'm probably already tripping on half the home / natural remedies out there! in reply to MissAlice #
@MissAlice the diet coke thing I hadn't thought about…so thanks for that tip! in reply to MissAlice #
@mdstillman I believe that's on my limit list somewhere… in reply to mdstillman #
Lots frosted ice rimed meadows and lawns down here in the South Bay. The roadside flora is all silvery! #
(ROFFLING) RT @serafinowicz I hate it when the media refer to Tiger Woods' six mistresses as his 'eighteen holes'. #
RT @MsSamber NJ PASSES SAME SEX MARRIAGE!!!!!!!!! http://short.to/ztcw #
@beautifulkind Interesting that the widely accepted "default safeword" is only one syllable. #
@pantherapardus I'm sorry to hear that. Is he in any pain? in reply to pantherapardus #
LoL, @blackstarmedia ain't •is• a word. Its a colloquialism, and derived fron the archaic "A'nt" which is a contraction of "are not." in reply to blackstarmedia #
ClarificationL The NJ Same-Sex marriage vote passed in the Senate Committee http://tinyurl.com/yjt6v2a #
@mdstillman No. Keep what you like in the freezer in reply to mdstillman #
@mdstillman Keeping something in the freezer or in boiling water doesn't mean you get to then put it anywhere near my body. in reply to mdstillman #
@pantherapardus Good. I will keep my fingers crossed ((hugs)) in reply to pantherapardus #
@phillyeboni Apparently. Jeebliez. Now that the sun it up it has gotten up to 36, though in reply to phillyeboni #
@blackstarmedia I'm-a bet there were some Southerners who let it slip into the code in reply to blackstarmedia #
The #Saints win seems to have claimed another victim http://tinyurl.com/yjnagch WHO DAT?!?!? Dat was…some dude's TV. #
@saintchick Did you see this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJzbIt37FVo #
@MissAlice I'm on that minus the mushrooms…I can't tolerate fungus in reply to MissAlice #
You have reminded me, @mdstillman, of why I don't succumb to the threats of dominant types. Might be time for an AudioBoo…. *wanders off* #
@wonderwillow @MargoEve thanks for the clarification! #
audioBoo: ThreatningBoo http://boo.fm/b81526 #
At a co-worker's desk http://yfrog.com/3l26tj. It can get brutal in meetins, apparently… #
@scarletsletter Win. in reply to scarletsletter #
@MissAlice I'm psycho allergic to mold, and hate all fungii, and kombucha makes me wobbly, so I avoid all that shit. in reply to MissAlice #
Quickie AudioBoo on "The Perverted Negress" http://mollena.com ….are you threatening me?? #
I'm leaning to one side to dodge the bottle of Fiji Water in front of my screen. Move it, you say? Uh…. #HowYouKnowYourBrainIsNotOn #
@MissAlice It is funny: it has *trace* amounts of alcohol from the fermentation but after, I feel like I've been rushed straight to hangover in reply to MissAlice #
@mhoobler Sexshay! in reply to mhoobler #
@melina_star thanks sweetie! in reply to melina_star #
@joqatana I'm an Honorary Jew but I'll assume it refers to turkey bacon or some such in reply to joqatana #
@Mojo4Melo *slams fist down* Dammit, I'll do it! in reply to Mojo4Melo #
Well, it is December 8th SO it must be @DeviantsOnlinenight…with @sarahdopp and ME! http://deviantsonline.com/ Come chat tonight! #
Everyone in my aisle at work, save me, is *very* sick, No one in my aisle, save me, got the flu shot. #
@lunaraven13 She's just running around fulfilling recovering HS nerdboy dreams is all. in reply to lunaraven13 #
@ButchtasticKyle I'm bringing sparking apple cider to the virtual party! in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
@TracyReneeJones OK you know that shit is fucked up and and I'm hella mad that I LOLed. in reply to TracyReneeJones #
Dammit! My Boss came in, blowing my theory. He looks hella pale and wan, though, so I feel my point is well taken. #
http://tinyurl.com/ylc4l7x "Rhianna and Andy Samberg on SNL …. *dies laughing* #
When you have on a hat, forget you have on a hat, then a flap of the hat waves in your peripheral vision and you swat in a panic = FAIL #
@darkgracie They need to hand over the reins of SNL to Samberg and his buddies. Seriously. in reply to darkgracie #
@sherynb My grandma used to do cayenne and honey. Hated that shit but I can't say it doesn't work! in reply to sherynb #
Oh my fucking GOD I just had a series of the worst cramps I think I've had in like…ever…what is happening in there, uterus?!?! #
Of course this shit kicks my ass just as I have a meeting. #FML #
Hold on, @boytshikl wait…global warming is in my uterus giving me cramps?!?! That's it. This has gone. Too. Far. #
I need a Kyoto Accord for my reproductive organs. Clearly. #
@boytshikl That guy is one of the more fucked up parasites out there. Yeah, I study parasitism, too, Who knew? in reply to boytshikl #
Hey! Today is my ONE THOUSANDTH DAY SOBER! •confetti• #AnyExcuseToCelebrate #
@iamSoulPowers LOL it isn't cheating! Thank you for checking it out! in reply to iamSoulPowers #
RT @mhoobler A little birdie just told me that the Guardian will be covering #Bawdy tomorrow night!! Do y'all know about the raffle?? #
RT @missbhavens RT @ruperthowe: Google Wave. for when you want to email a friend to tell him you've sent him a message. #
@avaamnesia I hear you girl. Sending the MoMojo your way and big hugs and love and stuff. in reply to avaamnesia #
@leighj @stereopticons23 @mdstillman @sexisfuncoochie @spunquee @Reiver01US @AliceSinAerie @CruelSecretary @sherynb @DixieDLT THANK YOU! #
@boytshikl @pantherapardus @airikiss @aagblog MUCHISIMAS GRACIAS! I nom-nom-nominate YOU, @boytshikl, for confetti cleanup! *throws more* in reply to boytshikl #
@debaucheddiva Foggy. Clammy. Unless it isn't. in reply to debaucheddiva #
@melina_star @FrecklesSapporo Merci! I'm feelin' good about SOMETHING in reply to melina_star #
@debaucheddiva It gets REALLY awesome from September through early December. Then it rains From Decemberish – April-ish. Then superfog! in reply to debaucheddiva #
IN San Francisco, @debaucheddiva, we kinda have three seasons: Hovering Wet, Falling Wet, No Wet. #
Limey electro-hip hop boys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hELTtsBRie4 *purr* Irresistible! #
@debaucheddiva Yay! I'll see about clearing it up for ya! ANyhoo if you visit and it is TOO nice, you won't have the authentico experience! in reply to debaucheddiva #
DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince http://blip.fm/~hhumr "work the body, work work the body…." #
@Melkitty And "mosquitoes" :-\ in reply to Melkitty #
I really shouldn't listen to NWA while editing porn stories….my mindset is…strange. #
"The Evolution of the Hipster" http://tinyurl.com/y8mw9so We have a full spectrum in my neighborhood. #
@avaamnesia If you have a strap on you'd like to wield, I'll offer my services in that way too. Just, you now, to help you out. in reply to avaamnesia #
@darinwilson I don't doubt it! And if you, as an ivory tickler, say so, I will up even further my appreciation for those dude's mad skillz. in reply to darinwilson #
*AHEM* If any sex toy people want to supply myself & @avaamnesia with a high quality AWESOME strap-on & dildo, I promise a review. #
@avaamnesia @MataLeao SO I'm imagining some sort of assembly line scenario…flogging station / tying station / fucking station *sigh* in reply to avaamnesia #
@Adisson89 Stay there, baby!!! *lol* in reply to Adisson89 #
*crying* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDxezhdyV-o "Man Loses Rap Battle to Self" #
#IKnowI'mHavingABadDayWhen someone notorious for their hardassery is more patient and compassionate than I am. #
DAMMIT Overstock!! Don't send me a notice for awesome shiny silver rain boots and then tell me the shit is out of stock!!!! #
@avaamnesia http://blip.fm/profile/mollena/blip/29392322/Thomas_Dolby-She_Blinded_Me_With_Science why dildos are like Science… in reply to avaamnesia #
@kyeli @PaceSmith Wait a sec…is this some Scientology-based thetans-in-my-genitals thing?! I do NOT want an e-meter in my cooch! in reply to kyeli #
Wait, @avaamnesia …is your dildo named "Science" because if it isn't it is now because that would be so awesome. #
I love Town House Crackers! #
I mean Town House Crackers, the food. Not as in the derogatory term for Caucasian people who live in common-wall row houses. #
@darinwilson speaking of rap battles, have you seen this classic? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHpw6CzprNY #
RT: @nytimes: Senate Rejects Tougher Abortion Restrictions http://bit.ly/8pF4wY #
@scarletsletter •highfive• thanks beautiful! in reply to scarletsletter #
Grateful for a break in the clouds to clear sky. Almost impossible to hold on to tough emotions when you throw back your head and see fo … #
@suldrew So. Disappointed. Truly. in reply to suldrew #
@LeJazzHOT Kick ass! in reply to LeJazzHOT #
Hellz Yeah! ~~ RT @LeJazzHOT It's official: my first show back at Beach Blanket Babylon is this Thursday!! I'm also in both matinees Sunday. #
The vibrations on this CalTrain are…most stimulating at full speed. No wonder its called the Bullet Train. #AccidentalOrgasm #
Cute ticket guy on theCalTrain…but his Axe effect miasma was a true snatch shutdowner. #
Whew….never say never. #NeverThoughtIWouldTweetDuringAnOrgasm #
@blackstarmedia its OK. I'm actually wearing panties this evening >;-) in reply to blackstarmedia #
@ATG I do what I gots ta do, baby. in reply to ATG #
@Melkitty Holy crap…that hadn't even occurred to me. Out of uniform, the CalTrain dude may well sport a popped pink collar!! in reply to Melkitty #
@LScribbens They have a constitutional right to jerk off with Jergen's® and marry a box of Kleenex© for all THAT is worth. Fuckers. in reply to LScribbens #
Holy crap let's GO, BART! I swear I'm gonna have to see who the bloody god(s) of mass transit is(are) because this is absurd! #
@ShirlzDaNERD not sure if one can be rude to a train & I suppose being THAT sensitive to vibrations might be weird: I prefer the term "WIN" in reply to ShirlzDaNERD #
@ATG Thank you! Tis an occasional blessing I first discovered in the back of a very bumpy ride up Lexington Avenue. Good times. in reply to ATG #
Oh my god. I didn't know Andreas Bocelli was blind. I thought he was super pretentious with his eyes shut on those posters. #ISuck #
@liliththekitten OMG I was all "there's that pretentious fuck with his "oh I can't look into the camera!" Thing again" #Shame in reply to liliththekitten #
@mErocrush wait…..Roy Orbison WASN'T BLIND??? in reply to mErocrush #
@naughtyeliot He IS blind I just looked it up because aside from seeing his posters up around the holidays I didn't know who the hell he was in reply to naughtyeliot #
It's hard for anyone to pin you down, even if you are very spe… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
@naughtyeliot lol yeah…I just saww those posters…ha! in reply to naughtyeliot #
@JAGnLA dude! All I knew about homeboy was that he had some CDs and a problem looking at the camera! in reply to JAGnLA #
FANTASTIC discussion with me, @sarahdopp and supercoolpeeps about social media, being a sexual outlier,stradling the lines of public/private #
This will come as a shock to you but I really like talking and exchanging ideas and hearing stories. #
@TGStoneButch Was this a non-kink identified person? in reply to TGStoneButch #
@MollyRen Hah!! There was at LEAST 4 of us!!! in reply to MollyRen #
Speaking of speaking, I be @BawdyStorytelling tomorrow. If you are not there, you will miss me talking about Teh Infamous SpreadSheet #
@maymaym It was really neat! @SarahDopp is the empress of cool ideas that actually happen! in reply to maymaym #
@TGStoneButch I'm not at all clear how someone at all familiar with the concept of negotiation would not grok that disclosure is vital. in reply to TGStoneButch #
@sfcookies are you guys rolling? @DixieDLT would love help! Like to have street food outside this event tomorrow http://bit.ly/5nmN70 #
@TGStoneButch The funny thing is I have had so many non-kink identified people speak enviously about our efforts @ transparency in desires. #
@thepixiepop Ilike saying that! Nooooodleroniiiiiiii…. in reply to thepixiepop #
@DixieDLT Yay!! I'm totally stoked. I just wish I still had Teh Infamous Spreadsheet and could quote directly from it. Alas, alack. in reply to DixieDLT #
@oh_laurensage Ha…I feel vindicated. A handful of twitter people and a handful of my Facebook peeps confirm I wasn't the last to know!! in reply to oh_laurensage #
@SiaLikeWhoa Ooo how is my boy Andre B??? in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
It makes me nuts trying to sort theater friends from pervert friends. There is SO MUCH CROSSOVER. (Not as bad as kink /Ren Faire, but still) #
@saintchick I still am blown away that much ordinance can be discharged without law enforcement intervention!! XD in reply to saintchick #
@tomas That's also way faster than medically recommended weight loss. Zoiks. Looks like reality TV trumps actual health guidelines. in reply to tomas #
@saintchick I was stunned that much ordinance could be discharged without law enforcement intervention! XD in reply to saintchick #
Wow. When you leave the bathroom window open on chilly nights the tampons in the cabinet get…cold. #ShiveryInside #
And on that note….night folks! #

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