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December 10, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-12-10

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 12:00 am

You can easily lose track of reality today as visions of faraw… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
Oy. The upper respirtaory-fu isn't powerful today. Not feeling so hot. #
On the plus side, Ganesha saw fit to help me in spite of my lame-ass self and I FOUND MY KEYS! A month later at the bottom of random bag! #
@tomas I have my doubts. That rate of loss is 5x the recommended and is actually unsafe. A pound a day? Unrealistic expectations to follow. in reply to tomas #
@Ten__ ARE there non-kinky burners?!? ;-} in reply to Ten__ #
@languid dude! I know! Didn't you think he as just being all pretentious and shit? in reply to languid #
@Thomaskattus it wasn't "fun" by any metric of "fun" that I use, that is fo sho! in reply to Thomaskattus #
@kahlana69 someone who goes to Burning Man and carries that ethos into other parts of their life. Fake fur is often involved. in reply to kahlana69 #
@languid **nooo** Don't be mean! I am sure he's a perfectly nice unpretentious "smooth Opera" singer :-p in reply to languid #
@Ropecast I know it must have taken you a million billion years to Frankenedit that monster, dude. in reply to Ropecast #
@Ropecast and also big hugs. Hoe you are doing OK in reply to Ropecast #
@Ropecast OMFG you HAD to start it with me ranting about the connection?!!? *facepalm* in reply to Ropecast #
@Ropecast I'm so going to give you the worst pinch. 22 days man. Twenty. Two. Then blam! Turbopinch. in reply to Ropecast #
@ButchtasticKyle I'm counting in it to get me laid. ;-P in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
The @Ropecast is up! Gray, @cunningminx and I talk about being single, bing poly & kink http://bit.ly/8zlpPM (skip the 1st 2 minutes, plz) #
@cunningminx (I'm so going to pinch him for opening it with me talking shit. ) #
@Nobilis Sadly, yes. And they he'll beat the snot out of me. **eyes brier patch** in reply to Nobilis #
New Post on The Perverted Negress: Jetton, get off: a Trifecta of Douchebaggery http://mollena.com #
@katebornstein Kick ass, Mama. in reply to katebornstein #
@sfcookies OMG OMG will you have Red Velvet Cupcakes?!?! *prays super hard* Hey @DixieDLT did you see one of my fave carts is coming tonite? in reply to sfcookies #
@MargoEve Then they need to make it some kinda "Hot For Teacher" fantasy shtick! *lol* in reply to MargoEve #
In case you needed ANOTHER reason to come to #BawdyStorytelling, @sfcookies will be there vending tasty WIN!! http://bit.ly/5nmN70 #
Some people are better at letting you have crushes on them than others. #JustRelaxAndEnjoyIt #
Feeling feelings. Yes…that is what this is. It might FEEL like spectral weasels clawing at my insides, but it most assuredly is NOT that. #
@queershoulder **rooting for you** in reply to queershoulder #
@queershoulder ~ "Everyone's Rooting For You" http://blip.fm/~hjnx9 #
Frustration is NOT on my list of Favourite Emotions. And ye,s I double checked. #
@iamSoulPowers *intense* frustration and crazywild loneliness, with a chiffonade of homesickness on top, for starters. Nice mélange, eh? in reply to iamSoulPowers #
@Aierealyn Oh awesome! Thanks! I was hoping it would be a good listen! in reply to Aierealyn #
@astreaw Yay betterness! in reply to astreaw #
@DixieDLT Can I have a silent auction for myself at #BawdyStorytelling? And by that I mean some hot bit of hotness thrown my way? in reply to DixieDLT #
Oh Plotting plotting plotting…the Wisconsin #MadtownKinkFest people are in for a surprise. As am I, come February. Brace yourself, @MTKF! #
@DixieDLT I dunno…I have a …um….a thing about fingers in my mouth. (I fear someone would call the NAACP = buzzkill for me. ) in reply to DixieDLT #
@DixieDLT I *LIVE* in "Wrongsville" so it ain't me you're gonna offend, Mamacita! in reply to DixieDLT #
@DixieDLT ^5 that makes me smile. in reply to DixieDLT #
@cremebruleecart Please tell me you're coming t the #BawdyStorytelling tonight! **prays** #
@astreaw @Mojo4Melo ONLY if they are done in the *authentic manner*. Otherwise, fail. #YesIKNowItIsFuckedUpButWhatIsThePointIfNot in reply to astreaw #
@RayGarton Has been since last night. The entire system died for over 20 minutes late last night..been shaky since then. in reply to RayGarton #
Anyone wanna hire Martin Cooper? He's built a water powered Fucking Machine (NSFW) http://tinyurl.com/yhzfds6 I'm lookin' @you, @behindkink #
Holy shit I get to have gumbo. Win. #
YAY!! RT @ButchtasticKyle: so, what's happenin? I pimp @fetlife, @mollena, @ropecast, @mrsexsmith and @e_lust http://bit.ly/5lCdBV #
@avaamnesia Oh I think @MinaMeow knows what cute is when she sees it! in reply to avaamnesia #
@ammre Takeit easy there…. in reply to ammre #
@ButchtasticKyle I'll be here for that! I'll also be in your general direction (Center for Sex Positive Culture) January 16th & 17th ! in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
I am really really bad at discerning between people jokingly flirting with me or actually offering to fuck my brains out. This is a problem. #
@avaamnesia Terrible as in drinking cherry Kool-AId and Ritz Crackers or terrible as in …. uh,…. *blushes a lot* in reply to avaamnesia #
@avaamnesia in reply to avaamnesia #
@avaamnesia Heehee in reply to avaamnesia #
@ammre Are you supposed to work to a fatigue point, or a certain amount of time a day…? in reply to ammre #
@avaamnesia Yuo realize now I'm going to be impossibly shy and stoopid when I see you. Because I'm like that. in reply to avaamnesia #
@SisterMable OK, good, because it you were, that would make me totally sad!!! in reply to SisterMable #
@avaamnesia ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. in reply to avaamnesia #
@ammre Holy crap that is gonna feel SO good! Make sure you have a full hot water heater, girl. in reply to ammre #
@MargoEve I DEEPLY appreciate your commitment to clear communication! in reply to MargoEve #
@DixieDLT The room is getting crowded… @AvaAmnesia is up in here too, along with @SisterMable #SexyGrrlParty #
@avaamnesia OMG OMG OMG OH MY GOD *runs in circles screaming* in reply to avaamnesia #
@kahlana69 @MinaMeow Really…? in reply to kahlana69 #
I think my brain just imploded go bye bye. #
@avaamnesia If its any comfort, its been YEARS since I've properly slept with a girl. I promise to be an awkward mess. Is that endearing? in reply to avaamnesia #
@queershoulder That and "Golden" by Jill Scott ( http://blip.fm/~hjz6z) are my pump up jams in reply to queershoulder #
I think thinking about sexing with @AvaAmnesia cured my headache. And I'm not even kidding. Let's hear it for hot girl-on-girl action #
@patrasha *poinks your cuteness* in reply to patrasha #
@avaamnesia Oh snap! Hey @MataLeao you gonna let her dis your Moms like that?!?!? in reply to avaamnesia #
@kimberleecline It does suck. And feeling like a fuckup makes it suck more, as I know well. Be gentle with yourself. You rock! in reply to kimberleecline #
@vicious_kind What color underpants are you wearing? That'll help. in reply to vicious_kind #
@Mia You are precisely correct. in reply to Mia #
@astreaw That shirt made my brain hurt. A Pi made out of cake?!?!? in reply to astreaw #
@vicious_kind So, what, I'm supposed to run around grabbing random crotches till I find the squeaky one? in reply to vicious_kind #
@vicious_kind •pfft• Hardly! A call from the stage to "Drop Trou, bitches!" can clear that shit up quick fast in a hurry! in reply to vicious_kind #
Spotted 2 brothers flossing balaclavas getting on the BART. Come on, homies. Really. #
@MollyRen I think we have a balaclava / baklava conflation! in reply to MollyRen #
@MollyRen …..although the idea of homies wearing pastry out to the club makes me laugh…one sure way to get attention from the ladies! in reply to MollyRen #
@misstayva. Ooo I love @GirdleBound and didn't know they were here! Is Richard running this Tweetfeed? Hi hi! #
@MinaMeow No more! I'm pricklyeared from the blushing! in reply to MinaMeow #
@MinaMeow @Kahlana69 I will have to ponder this. It would be a different way of thinking, for me… in reply to MinaMeow #
RT @JuicyJustine needs a Graphic Designer to help w/ Branding/Identity/Web Design(not dev), and Presentation Materials. Anyone wanna barter? #
@CruelSecretary Peace out! in reply to CruelSecretary #
@EssinEm is it your birthday?? Happy birthday sweetie! in reply to EssinEm #
@misstayva Modeled for him @ a couple of cons back in the day.Loved that he wanted fat chix showing off his wares.Not all fetwear people do. in reply to misstayva #
@thedomesticdiva OMG lizardtoes! in reply to thedomesticdiva #
Pre- #BawdyStorytelling Negress Fortification Regimine: activate! http://yfrog.com/1d2kxj #
@sfcookies OMG I'm RIGHT across the street eating pOpeye's…I will be right there!!! in reply to sfcookies #
@sfcookies OK OMG so #2 is my fave (moisture and flavor the best)… #3 second (moist with an interesting spiciness) #1 not as exciting. in reply to sfcookies #
@ #BawdyStorytelling, nomming my special taste-test RVCs. #
You heard right; @sfcookies SPECIFICALLY granted me the honor of testing their new Red Velvet Recipie #YouKnowYouHaveArrivedWhen #
If you're rolling up Mission St want to have the good shit, stop and see the @sfcookies Ladies in front of The Blue Macaw (neé 12 Galaxies) #
@wendyrama he can get his sampling ass on over here! #
@wendyrama hol up there, Joan…. #
@b_playful I have a saying…. "The kink world is NOT a Utopia…its a microcosm." in reply to b_playful #
@ShirlzDaNERD I'm bi on frosting but eschew nuts….no dice. in reply to ShirlzDaNERD #
@rubberzebra #2 was my fave of the three with which I was graced this evening! in reply to rubberzebra #
I shouldn't leave my phone unlocked #
I am swearing off sex and joining the church of scientology #
Oh jesus christ…. @whipartist used my phone when I was in the bathroom. #TrustNoOne #
•facepalm• this is how internet rumours get started. #
Dammit. How have I •never• been "spit roasted" after 25 rears sexually ative?!?? #Lame #
Omg did I …. I did. 'Years' not 'rears' …. the r and thee y are really close to one another doods. Srsly. #
LOL ran into @MrRoxy at#BawdyStorytelling! Twitter crossover! It went well but I'm gonna pay with my voice like Ariel. I can feel it going. #
AND! I'm gonna be on 'Sexplorations with Monika' Friday! Monika was @ #BawdyStorytelling and invited me on! I'm so 'cited! Thanks gretchen! #
@whipartist "Vengeance is mine." sayeth the Mo. in reply to whipartist #
@HizzungFarLow you can block folks RTs if the RT someone you don't like. Sadly. It kills em all. But still. in reply to HizzungFarLow #

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