The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-12-16

December 16, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-12-16

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 12:00 am

Someone may come to you today with a grandiose scheme, yet you… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
@coyotetoo You would wish my freakish tweetrate on someone you •like•?? I would think most would use me as a secret PsyOps to torment foes! in reply to coyotetoo #
@MamaGaea I have my sun and moon in Mercury. Not only does it hear me, that planet stlks my ass. in reply to MamaGaea #
@TGStoneButch I'm glad you can join me in the mighty crusade to bring the Christian Side Hug to Dungeons around the world! in reply to TGStoneButch #
@TGStoneButch I might have to open all of my appearances with a round of #ChristianSideHugs for all attendees! ;-D in reply to TGStoneButch #
An interesting take on the new FB policy (via @viviane212 per @AlexaRPD) "Facebook’s Great Betrayal" http://goo.gl/fb/CDOb #in #
@_Ten_10 Call them and see if they'll lock it back into the previous rate…start dropping dimes like "default" and "balance transfer" in reply to _Ten_10 #
@CelticFrog "I really miss you! And not in a douchy cheeseball way!" in reply to CelticFrog #
@AliceSinAerie Ugh …. too early in the morning for facials… #SoMuchForBreakfast in reply to AliceSinAerie #
Also, @CelticFrog you absolutely cannot base what you do and say on how someone else "might take it." Speak from the heart w/o artifice. in reply to CelticFrog #
@avaamnesia You can't talk no sense to that irreverant organ. You can only (in the words of the Rolling Stones) "Let It Bleed" #
@nil17 •hugs• I hope the sad fades quietly away. in reply to nil17 #
@TGStoneButch I know it •has• to be tough for a Jew to not do full contact affection! Mazel Tov! in reply to TGStoneButch #
#NSFW Parenting FAIL. Oh jeeze. http://i.imgur.com/NASUo.jpg [NOT safe for (most) work] #
@coyotetoo I am SO envious or poetry people. I don't do poetry. Well, not what ~I~ call poetry. in reply to coyotetoo #
@sswayze DUDE!!! I KNOW!!! in reply to sswayze #
Oh for goodness sake. Vampire panties?!?! I can't EVEN make any jokes about this. http://i.imgur.com/MIgFr.jpg #
@quotidianlight Not a tradition of which I have EVER heard. Seriously. in reply to quotidianlight #
@DangerousLilly THAT is why I couldn't go there. in reply to DangerousLilly #
…and to go with your Vampire panties (OK, OK, I COULDN'T resist) Vampons: http://gawker.com/5170799/vampons #
Get your gal a little schmear for Hanukkah…a little Pap Schmear! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4jbmAJ44Po (dies laughing) #
@AmberCadabra I'm missing it too, then. in reply to AmberCadabra #
@Delisile Dare I ask what this experiment entails…? in reply to Delisile #
@cunningminx *whispers* it is because WIN *is* intimidating and they don't know that we have gooey centers. in reply to cunningminx #
@kumimonster Hella jealous. in reply to kumimonster #
@MsSamber Whatever you do don't call the police. in reply to MsSamber #
@thattoychick You'll make a MINT on e-Bay! *laughs* in reply to thattoychick #
@Adisson89 I'm jeeblie right alongside you, Totes. in reply to Adisson89 #
Yeah @CunningMinx hit on one of the core reasons for my TwitterAddiction. My brain doesn't work to retain moments well.Tweets are memory. #
Oh no, @avaamnesia hurts are patina, badges, reminders, benchmarks, badges of honor and shame. We *need them* our hearts are built for them. #
an yeah, @avaamnesia …hearts *ARE* stupid. They need to be to work right. Brains are for smartnesses. Hearts just…leap. #
@heidihoover Big hugs. Hang in there Mama in reply to heidihoover #
@MollyRen INteresting. I feel like anything unsolicited is "Fair Game" and CERTAINLY anything I get via a dating website is fair game. in reply to MollyRen #
@MollyRen Personally? I weigh this against the "DO I give a shit if I never hear from this person and or piss them off?" If no, I go for it. in reply to MollyRen #
@MollyRen Yeah. If it is solicited, if it is printed elsewhere, if it is someone I respect, I absolutely ask all of the time. in reply to MollyRen #
@MollyRen HOWEVER! If I write *solely about my subjective experience* I do not need to ask. in reply to MollyRen #
@MollyRen Per usuale! But yeah, I*will* write about whatever I feel I need to say from my POV.I've excluced names( for example) occasionally in reply to MollyRen #
@Delisile Please believe that I feel your (lack of) pain. in reply to Delisile #
@_Ten_10 Never heard it called that. I vote "weirdo" in reply to _Ten_10 #
Ugh. See, remind me NOT to look at any of these Twitter "List" things again. It is a recipe for feeling left out and uncool. #
And (to somewhat contradict myself) if I'm following you & you DO want to be on my "pervert" list, or you want off of it, please DM me. #
@stacycat Christian Side Orgy!!! in reply to stacycat #
Stupid tummy…doing that "YAY!" flip because I got an email message from #TheDate. #
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/Mollena #
@xiomberg I figured the "Kink" list was innocuous enough: either you are out or you aren't. in reply to xiomberg #
@stereopticons23 Probably for the best in reply to stereopticons23 #
@spunquee Yeah. This is true. However if someone you think of as a good friend doesn't put you on a good friend list it is all "Ouch." in reply to spunquee #
@mindtechnica Are you OK with the pervert list? *lol* in reply to mindtechnica #
@sashapixlee I stopped looking, sweetie. I'm not all that emotionally masochistic today. in reply to sashapixlee #
Someone may come to you today with a grandiose scheme, yet you… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
@sashapixlee Yay! I feel less lame already!! in reply to sashapixlee #
@sashapixlee OMG I thought you'd written "If I had a list for lolcats, you'd be on it." and I was all "Huh!" #DyslexiaLures in reply to sashapixlee #
@Reiver01US You're in in reply to Reiver01US #
@slavin I don't know who Tim Etchells is, but I know who YOU are. Maybe HE should be the one with butterflies. in reply to slavin #
@controlenthused I was slow too…and now I knwo why! But yes, as you is being openly pervy, I added you to that list in reply to controlenthused #
@KitiaraTomsen I wrote a poem a billion years ago for a bdsm site. Makes me wince when I recall it. It doesn't suck but is embarrassing! in reply to KitiaraTomsen #
@_RoseWhite_ Um…is that a trick or rhetorical question…? in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
@MinaMeow Those are so you can squat and get the "proper" bowel movements in reply to MinaMeow #
@_RoseWhite_ I'll ping my guy…Ganesha's a big multi-tasker, so I'm sure he'll hear me ((hugs)) in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
@LeatherYenta !!!!!!!! in reply to LeatherYenta #
@MinaMeow ……*sigh* in reply to MinaMeow #
Hey Mollena, you know what DOES NOT make someone respond to yoru email faster? riding the Refresh button like it was gonna dispense pellets. #
@MsSamber @ammre Best live tweeting ever. in reply to MsSamber #
@MinaMeow @thursdays_child I kid not! Squatting is, ostensibly, the superior pooping position! http://tinyurl.com/ydu64uu #
@Angrydyke *hangs head in shame* ….and I still can't stop myself….. in reply to Angrydyke #
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/Mollena #
@thursdays_child Wouldn't it be cool if we got pellets for surfing the net?? in reply to thursdays_child #
@naylandblake poop! *laugh like a dork* in reply to naylandblake #
@naylandblake Dammit. I would so forgo Santa and sit on *YOUR* lap! in reply to naylandblake #
WHAT THE FAIL….IMEEM IS NOW A "PART OF MYSPECE MUSIC" ?!?!?!? CUE FURIOUS RAGING HATE #
@rubberzebra No..but when I think I am sharing cake and the other person isn't eating it, it makes me sad. in reply to rubberzebra #
@sashapixlee I don't see *THAT* question in my queue…. in reply to sashapixlee #
I have all my awesome Imeem shit inaccessible?!!? What the…fuck you MySpace!!!! #
SO. Angry. My perfect "Get Shit Done" music mix is gone from #Imeem and lost in the dirty, dirty asshole that is #MySpace. #Rage #
@coyotetoo I just had a response to your post that I wanna post on mine: OK if I quite and post a link? in reply to coyotetoo #
RT @coyotetoo: Heavy thoughts on D/s&relationships. Filed under Angst. You've been warned. How do you punish a Master? http://bit.ly/6hDPUm #
@coyotetoo You are like,,,seriously…a groundbreaking dude, dude. in reply to coyotetoo #
Q:How often do you masturbate? A:Generally once a day. Occasionally more often if ti… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/1157137 #formspringme #
Q:What's your stance on naked fun with f… A:My stance is that fun should be had by… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/1161986 #formspringme #
Q:For a fluid bonded couple, what would … A:If this is a couple who both have peni… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/1162413 #formspringme #
@MataLeao I do remember, I had 3 people I was unable to find at #FloatingWorld, and the lack of access to my cell made follow-up tough. in reply to MataLeao #
@MataLeao I *don't* remember that we had scheduled a specific time for which I "no showed," however. in reply to MataLeao #
@MataLeao *poink* Oh? I think @wendyblackheart might beg to differ! <evilgrin> in reply to MataLeao #
Rest in…ah…well, rest in *something,* Oral Roberts. http://tinyurl.com/ydu6v8p #
Quickie post on "The Perverted" Negress…thanks to @coyotetoo for inspiration. http://mollena.com #
@brokengummybear Hey! Although I'm sure I'll drop back down when someone unfollows me, you're my first @2,000th Follower! *confetti* in reply to brokengummybear #
@naylandblake **agonizes** Can I sit on @LeatherYenta Santa's lap AND your elfy lap? Like, with a raincheck? in reply to naylandblake #
Q:Is there anything in "play" that you h… A:MANY things.I've never had a scene wit… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/1175790 #formspringme #
http://tinyurl.com/yf5h6tv Real Movie Titles that will make you feel very, very dirty. “Bush Doctor” and “Beaver Trouble,” indeed… #
@Bextopia Interesting! I'd be curious to hear why! in reply to Bextopia #
OMG nomming on one of @DixieDLT's balls just made me smile big time #
@naylandblake @LeatherYenta It's a KwanzHanukEiDiwaliSolMas MIRACLE!!! in reply to naylandblake #
@LizzyD52 I want a Midnight Meat Train!!! Hell, I'll take a meat train any damned time. in reply to LizzyD52 #
@saynine You asked for it, baby! Consider it broughtededed! in reply to saynine #
http://tinyurl.com/3bobyd Cool-Ass Barcodes! #
@DixieDLT Can't talk…mouth full of meat and noodle….. in reply to DixieDLT #
You know what is really loud? slurping Matzoh ball soup with your FACE in the BUCKET like a horse!! *laughscrazily* #
@idiotandroid Aw yeah…leave it to you to take it to #WholeOtherLevel in reply to idiotandroid #
When overwhelmed by feeling,s I pull up old blog posts. Look at what drove me mad a month, a year, 2 years ago. Instant perspective. #
Ugh. Let the late afternoon lung ickiness begin…. #
Q:What's your favorite kind of scene to … A:I love watching people do cuttings. Th… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/1191748 #formspringme #
TIred of having to post to multiple apps when you choke your chicken? Here's the Fap Mapper App http://tinyurl.com/ydj4swh #
@JulianWolf ESPECIALLY in past relationships and day-to-day troubles!! in reply to JulianWolf #
@adriana_r Hey! Sorry, what was the quetion…? in reply to adriana_r #
RT @viviane212 Today's the last day to register @ Founder's Rate! Hope to see you all #WinterFire in Feb! http://vb.ly/wf10 #DOWF10 #
@myriad Shit. That's a rotten, rotten hand there. Prayers for healing. in reply to myriad #
If they want people to read the #HealthcareBill, get JK Rowling to rewrite it, call it "Harry Potter & The Heathcare Hallows." #
@Weebeasty http://short.to/10t6g in reply to Weebeasty #
RT @alephbass I have a ton of Google Wave invites (who knew?). Anyone out there in need? #
@twistedmonk Have you tried http://short.to/10t6p #
@heidihoover Watch for the Bathtime of 234 Toys. •nods grimly• in reply to heidihoover #
@Weebeasty I love that kid! in reply to Weebeasty #
Damn @DaddiKat I'm tempted but SO fucking exhausted. Not even sure I'm gonna make it to the Safeword kink recovery meeting tonight… in reply to DaddiKat #
@coyotetoo most welcome. Thank •you• for sharing. in reply to coyotetoo #
Nothing like the 13-year-old-girly **squee** on the phone about my Seal Of The Apocalypse Level impending date :0) #
@Babecakes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Hho69a3GQ You are not alone. in reply to Babecakes #
@quotidianlight I'm already annoying *myself* in reply to quotidianlight #
DAMMIT OK I'm glad to have the bounty and luxury of a work holiday party complete with complimentary free hotel room I won in a raffle… #
….but I've now had to decline TWI sexy parties with sexy types in lieu of the event. #
@idiotandroid Nope! in reply to idiotandroid #
I should get the old fuzzhead back to blond….toner in the house….dunno… #
@idiotandroid I've sen that there are fake flushing devices in some public restrooms to reduce water waste. I'm not quite that pee-shy! in reply to idiotandroid #
@KinkyCourtesan I love it too! But I had to have it dark for the show and I was kinda digging on the grey hairs. Didn't know I had 'em! in reply to KinkyCourtesan #
I just laughed so hard at something so stupid I simultaneously coughed and farted. Lucky my head didn't explode. #
If you don't watch #5SecondFilms you are wasting 8 seconds a day. http://bit.ly/6a6pZw lulz #
@Ms_Goose Aw c'mon. How else are you gonna be a rough rider filled up with Christ's love??? in reply to Ms_Goose #
@wendyrama Ha. s/b "TWO" in reply to wendyrama #
@Babecakes Ooo almost forgot: Duck Hunt vs. Contra http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16U394NZSTk in reply to Babecakes #
@Ms_Goose A never-ending supply of wine, hung out with sex workers and hippies, went camping with Lucifer? He had it going ON! in reply to Ms_Goose #
Found 2 different bottles of toner…not sure how long they've been open. Hm. Well, let's see if this works! #HairAdventure #
…but first…naughty moment!! #
@quotidianlight Ah, *worst* case scenario I'm bald! I'll cite my emulation of @kumimonster as my inspiration! in reply to quotidianlight #
I need a pr0n screener. I can't deal with the spitting in all of the pron RUINING my personal moment of gratification! #Pr0nFAIL #
Ask me any question, I'll be honest http://formspring.me/Mollena #
@AliceSinAerie Lord-a-mercy no, madame! in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@Thomaskattus I disagree. STRONGLY. in reply to Thomaskattus #
@kahlanas @Angrydyke I have NO clue why this took off. I know *some* find it sexy but the majority of reaction I get is not positive. in reply to kahlanas #
Then again, I have a serious spitting issue. it is on my Conditional Hard Limit List. #
@abie @wendyrama OMG it's Frog purse's brother from an avian mother!!! in reply to abie #
Q:Do you have any advice for people who … A:Oh gosh. How about a lucky seven thing… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/1320281 #formspringme #
Interesting you should say that @servantofchaos, since I just launched a kink related class about integrating SM into your S&M #
@rubberzebra I can't abide it….the one playpartner who pushed that limit around is the ONLY one to have done so. No one since is permitted in reply to rubberzebra #
Please remind me that not receiving an email reply from someone doesn't mean that they scorn you it means that they aren't a fucking addict. #
Am I the only one who loves private jokes that make sense only to themselves…? Because I crack myself the fuck UP. #
@IrieGal2010 Thank you for reading and for the retweet! in reply to IrieGal2010 #
You have a point, @mistressmia! as Social Media Czar, @ChrisBrogan would be an excellent person to pitch my "Bring S&M into your SM" class! #
@mistressmia …and thank you for the re-thweets! in reply to mistressmia #
@bootpig @JimPivonka Whew…thanks, I….hey, @RayGarton you are so meeeeeannnn!! *runs away crying with a fistful of chocolate* #
@RayGarton Please tell me that your icon is the "Trilogy of Terror" doll and I will bequeath you with excessive WIN in reply to RayGarton #
@servantofchaos (and thanks for the re-tweet!) in reply to servantofchaos #
@Bextopia You are on a "grok" roll today. That's like the third time you've used it. Are you watching ST:TOS re-runs? in reply to Bextopia #
@RayGarton Fuck. Yes. #ThouArtFullOfWin in reply to RayGarton #
@RayGarton Me Too! Holy shit. And for DECADES I didn't know who was in it or what it was called. Then it came on late one night and BLAMMO! in reply to RayGarton #
@RayGarton Scared me again. So awesome. in reply to RayGarton #
@RayGarton Old school horror, yes. Basically I cut off horror films after goreography became the norm. in reply to RayGarton #
@RayGarton "Silence of the Lambs" and "Se7en" are delightful rides: "Saw" and "Hostel" are affronts. #
@naylandblake I'm sorry your little friend was chewed up. I know how oddly poignant the loss of small things can be. ((hugs)) in reply to naylandblake #
@EssinEm You can do that on FetLife?? I haven't seen it! #
@myriad Eat something and get a sweater! Not being flippant either…temperature and blood sugar will fuck you right up! in reply to myriad #
@cunningminx I only lick the beaters if they've beaten me really, really well and insis—-um…that's not what you meant, was it…. in reply to cunningminx #
@lizhenry Just one . Also, I SO need to be the Ladybug Lady! Will you kidnap her for me? in reply to lizhenry #
@BeautyChaotic Next time you go to Target, before getting in line, check the penguins. See how simply they live. Then CHECK YOUR LIST! in reply to BeautyChaotic #
@chasesterling EMMY'S FTMFW!!!! in reply to chasesterling #
@campbellX I know! this is a VERY busy time of year, and the person I'm panting to hear from is visiting family, so life is busy, I know… in reply to CampbellX #
@campbellX …but I get all twitchy. Because I am a dork. in reply to CampbellX #
@myriad I hate that cold. Ugh. Can you get some tea or soupytime stuff going? in reply to myriad #
@mistressmia I'm so *terrible* about stuff like that… in reply to mistressmia #
Need help for a friend: if you're a family law person or familiar with restraining order protocol, please DM me or raise your hand. Thanks. #
@BeautyChaotic you know whats pissing me off? that elbow of snow on the left side of that little rock hut. OMFG melt or evaporate already! in reply to BeautyChaotic #
@myriad yay warmth AND protein! in reply to myriad #
@thepixiepop (hugs) thanks for the RT in reply to thepixiepop #
@BeautyChaotic That's because the sir there is so cold and dry the snow sublimates…goes right from ice crystals to vapor. Never even melts in reply to BeautyChaotic #
Robin Thicke had better not run into me in a dark alley. Because I would have no choice but to have sex with him immediately. #
Deep tearing epiphany. Unlocked a well of pain. I'm grateful for the terrible beauty of insight but Lord Ganesha…I need to sleep tonight. #
@pr0nography He might not live to see the next day. But i think it would be good for *me* in reply to pr0nography #

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