The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-12-19

December 19, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-12-19

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 12:00 am

@BeautyChaotic "YOU COME UP IN MY CRIB, YOU WILL DIE EVERY TIME NIGGA!!!" in reply to BeautyChaotic #
Your key planet Mercury confuses you today because he is sendi… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
RT @UrbanDecay411 Don't forget to RT for your chance to win #UrbanDecay Show Pony Shadow Box! (Oo. Ponies.) #
Greg galloping Ganesh. My lungs and throat are NOT happy! #
@JSWadley •touched• thank you for saying so…if what I have to say moves people I honestly can't think of any better reason to keep it up! in reply to JSWadley #
@naylandblake OMG you would be the awesomest axe murderer!! in reply to naylandblake #
Some people have a very, very fluid idea about how long "soon" and "five minutes" and "really close to x:xx o'clock" is. #GettingZen #
Tell me about it, @quotidianlight. This shit's been lingering for almost 2 weeks now. I can't seem to shake it. in reply to quotidianlight #
There's a horrible fatality accident on the 101 South in Palo Alto, and another injury crash near that one Avoid the 101S, Bay Area peeps. #
Taking the 280 southbound today. Watching the red lines of traffic congestion infection thread through the 101 all along the peninsula. #
@naughtyeliot I keep meaning to ask; what's up with your icon photo…? in reply to naughtyeliot #
Licence plate that says "IBD MRS" Inflammatory Bowel Disease isn't something I would flag. #
@naughtyeliot aha…but why reciepts? in reply to naughtyeliot #
@naughtyeliot Got it! Thankee….I had been wondering but my sketchy attention span made me forget to satisfy my curiosity. in reply to naughtyeliot #
The fog is so heavy today here you can look directly at the sun… #
All y'all non-baker types should peep this! RT @sfcookies There's still time to order cookies for the holidays!! http://ow.ly/IiP6 #
http://tinyurl.com/ye5h4sd Superheros at Home. Yeah, a bunch of people are fapping it to the Catwoman one. I know it. #
@quotidianlight Both were cars, it seems. In the ist fatality case the traffic reporter said the car was overturned and shorn apart. in reply to quotidianlight #
@quotidianlight I've No idea how the fuck that could have happened. in reply to quotidianlight #
http://www.jockstrapmaid.com/ Jockstrap Maid Service. Holy crap…SF only has 3 registered?! And Houston has…17 (!!!!) *lol* #
Ugh. I do *not* feel well. #
Q:What is your favorite color and why? A:Sunflower color!I love sunflowers. Warm och… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/2525664 #formspringme #
Q:'race play'… what is it?? would tha… A:Big topic. Big Big Big.In a nutshell:"… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/2530262 #formspringme #
Q:whats your non standard method for cop… A:Pufferfishie.I found that the bigger s… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/2529895 #formspringme #
@quotidianlight Oh yeah. I *have* to know I'm being foolhardy *with* the other. in reply to quotidianlight #
@quotidianlight The key ingredient of the Hot Toddy is not OK for me in reply to quotidianlight #
http://www.dcs.shef.ac.uk/~leon/284268.jpg Argh…extreme…cuteness….puppycake! #
@mhoobler OMG bring me it. Now. in reply to mhoobler #
OH @Work: "…Uh, Farm Animal Sex Show, free sex chat, Porn Cam….and uh…three more I can't remember…" #
@curious_cat09 Race has a whole lot of meaning for a whole lot of us. If it doesn't for you, it isn't likely you'd be in that type of scene in reply to curious_cat09 #
Oh yeah, @quotidianlight Alcohol is quite the disinfectant. I spent 2 months sick as hell when I quit drinking. Praise Ganesha. #
@curious_cat09 In submission, yes. I can be "small." I haven't been small in a long, long time. I'm tired. in reply to curious_cat09 #
@curious_cat09 I think the long-form interview I did with @CruelSecretary is the best way to brain on the idea. in reply to curious_cat09 #
I've cross-posted the #FormspringMe query on being a private pervert to my blog. http://mollena.com #
@quotidianlight If I have to be in a fucking Iron Lung I'm-a be there. in reply to quotidianlight #
@SisterMable I think they just say that to make it Exxxtra Sexxay or something. That way they can appeal to a "broad"er audience *cough* in reply to SisterMable #
http://tinyurl.com/y995gdt "Bug powder causes male bedbugs to stab each other to death with their penises." #
@seananmcguire *sigh* SO sad. I haven't been penis stabbed in SO. LONG. :-\ in reply to seananmcguire #
Yikes. RT @nprnews Auschwitz 'Arbeit Macht Frei' Sign Stolen, Police Say http://su.pr/1YwiRJ #
@quotidianlight I would walk in front of the 22 before I would do that…you •know• I can't abode the spitting! in reply to quotidianlight #
Person in the stall next to mine is doing text chat on their phone. I can heat every beep and blip. Amateur. Mute that puppy! #
RT @MsSFLeather2009 Are ya coming? To the Exiles Carnal Carnival I mean! Did I mention I'm in the spanking booth? http://tinyurl.com/ygmlbfs #
@joqatana The Exiles Policy is that you must be "…a woman or a person whose gender self-identification is other than male." in reply to joqatana #
Recommendations on restaurants wanted! SF area, heavy on meat & vegetable type cuisines. Feeding Dairy & Wheat averse people. #
#NotRomantic: referring to my body orifices as "holes"before we've even met. #YouFailAtGettingInMyPants #
@SisterMable Ooo, sushi is a brilliant idea! And I haven't been to Borobudur. Thanks Mama! in reply to SisterMable #
@quotidianlight Oh yeah…and The Front Porch is slower on Mondays too. in reply to quotidianlight #
@quotidianlight Ethopian is a good idea too…injera is made with teff flour in reply to quotidianlight #
@joqatana Indeed. I believe that there is appropriate time for like-identified people to be able to have their own "space." in reply to joqatana #
#5SecondFilms FTW!!! http://5secondfilms.com/watch/christmas_is_coming_again #
@joqatana I think they have 'em .. they call 'em "Cougar Parties" nowadays. in reply to joqatana #
OMG. People. Bodily fluids have to go from point A to point B IMMEDIATELY! Depositing fluid X into receptacle Y and then orifice Z = FAIL #
So. Grossed. Out. #
@deviantouch Not if I have to watch it! in reply to deviantouch #
…and anyone reading that last freakout has any funny ideas, yes it IS on my limit list. #YouKnowWhoYouAre **glares** #
@quotidianlight No. in reply to quotidianlight #
@quotidianlight Fail, dude. Epic. Fail. in reply to quotidianlight #
@quotidianlight THAT is because you are NASTY. in reply to quotidianlight #
Oy right..there's a big play party tonight. Which I'll not be attending because the moment I leave the Carnal Carnival I'm going to BED. #
Totally just faked out and scared the shit out of @sparklydevil and @BeautyChaotic. I rule. Now….pumpkin pie and a chicken leg! #
OMG OMG it is JEWVERINE!! With his adamantium menorah!!! *dies laughing* #
@michaeltrose @heidihoover *gasp* you guys..seriously…. http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/stupid-costume-21.jpg #
@shurwitt **dies laughing** in reply to shurwitt #
@BeautyChaotic …that ain't your heart…huh..huhuhuh…. in reply to BeautyChaotic #
@MataLeao No. It would not. And I don't' have drug testing at work…hell, I don't use drugs…so it wouldn't help me there, either! in reply to MataLeao #
@heidihoover Now you need the costume to go with it. in reply to heidihoover #
@bootpig *la la la lalallaaaaaaa…noooot listeniiiiiiing…*** in reply to bootpig #
@quotidianlight SO, drinking a nice beverage with ice-cubes made from semen would be delightful for you? in reply to quotidianlight #
RT @leighj: Star Wars Weather Forecast http://bit.ly/7BLklM OMG how did I NOT see this before #
@quotidianlight Unlike revenge. A dish best served cold. Revenge and….and pasta salad. in reply to quotidianlight #
I am averse to yelling. I REALLY. HATE. YELLING. Except when Henry Rollins yells. Henry Rolins yelling make me want to service him orally. #
@MataLeao put it right there next to "Bag-O-Glass" and my "Bass-O-Matic." in reply to MataLeao #
@quotidianlight that's what you get. in reply to quotidianlight #
Please Ganesha give be strength in the fase of unbelievable unfainess and bias. Its not me, its them. Its not me, its them. Its not me… #
@Delisile •grimacing• it had to do with bodily fluigs and how they are administered. in reply to Delisile #
@Delisile *lol* San Francisco is one of the cooler places to hang out, dude! in reply to Delisile #
@sfkerigirl I can't get more than 100' away from my phone without breaking into a cold sweat. in reply to sfkerigirl #
@sxychikadee Wooh00!! Thanks dudette! in reply to sxychikadee #
@avaamnesia *tsk tsk* denying the vag is a fool's game, girl. You know this to be truth. in reply to avaamnesia #
@mauikink **humbled** Thank you, so much. in reply to mauikink #
@JulianWolf Mmm…delicious buttock tingles! in reply to JulianWolf #
Co-worker: I'm gonna punch somone in the face! Me: … Co-worker: Not you. Me: Oh. Open handed slaps are OK but I draw the line at punching. #
@curious_cat09 well, the "normal" state implies that there's an "abnormal" state. I don't think of being poofed as abnormal. Just bigger in reply to curious_cat09 #
Dinner at Regalito. A bit under the weather physically and emotionally. #
Finished my shift @ the spanking booth for the Carnal Carnival; I was s'posed to bottom, I was asked to top. Apparently, I'm pretty good. #
@nil17 thanks I found enough to take care of my obligations…and wander on home. in reply to nil17 #
Ah, you need JEWVERINE, @NikolHasler http://short.to/113rr Saving the day with hia adamantium menorah! #
@kumimonster GTFO. Where?!?!? in reply to kumimonster #
@naylandblake Death Metal Puppy http://tinyurl.com/dk6a6f I think you'll dig this. Not *QUITE* Muppet death metal, but pretty amusing! #
@kumimonster That might actually get me to go to a damned casino, man! in reply to kumimonster #
Mayer Hawthorne …..yo… how have I not heard of this dude until right now!?? http://blip.fm/~i0qtx #
@MrRoxy This bronchial fail is hard as hell to shake! in reply to MrRoxy #
@kahlanas I am so digging his shit!! in reply to kahlanas #
Get Nekkid for @berkeleyrep http://bit.ly/6sCtiW #
You know what happens when you have a laptop balanced on your b00bs and you nod off? Laptop to the dome at 45 MPH. Time to sleep. #

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