The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-12-25

December 25, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-12-25

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 8:00 am

@heidihoover Girl….hurry up and get to bed! in reply to heidihoover #
You may be more willing than usual to dig beneath the surface … More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
@pornobobbie Denzel is d000chebag. Ugh. Remind me to tell you that story next time I see you. in reply to pornobobbie #
Ugh. Fuck you, twatterscope!! Curtail my obsessive behaviour my ass. #
@SexyShida I think we got a few more miles till home on that one lady but thank you so much in reply to SexyShida #
@DixieDLT time to start sleeping in the bathtub…. in reply to DixieDLT #
@MsSamber Ooo is that what it takes to get fucked? in reply to MsSamber #
@stacyjill Word. :-/ in reply to stacyjill #
@DixieDLT it takes a while for the cops to come to where the bron folks die…y'all should let them know you're there! #IWishIWereKidding in reply to DixieDLT #
@heidihoover Yay! Sleep well. in reply to heidihoover #
So, @saynine, I assume you take your coffee in a manner sufficiently prepared to honor my qualities: strong, Black and hot :-p in reply to saynine #
Please note, @saynine, I've declared a moratorium on any jokes about cream, etc, so go ahead and erase what you just typed. in reply to saynine #
@Ice_Empress •curtsy• thenkew…..thenkew…. in reply to Ice_Empress #
@kismet29 Since the UK hit her with a "Cease & Desist" on her shitty British accent. in reply to kismet29 #
@mauikink you'd better bring me a massive pile of awesome rope to buy at #MadtownKinkfest! I'll see ya at #BeyondLeather too. in reply to mauikink #
@OrangePlus watch your fucking mouth. in reply to OrangePlus #
@writingdirty Are they identified / readily identifiable in the story? in reply to writingdirty #
@OrangePlus I think I could have told you that going in, homes. in reply to OrangePlus #
@writingdirty DO *YOU* feel it is malicious to post it? in reply to writingdirty #
Breaking my fast with the traditional xmas food of my adopted people: Bagel, lox & schmear. But fie on white people with their cucumber! #
Mad props to Suzanne for bringing the "Win" to work today. #
I'm far more awake, alert, present & "me" at night. I'm also 452% more volatile, susceptible to spiritual fluctuations and spooky. Win. #
Holy crap! Just got an email entitled "Hi! I'm hitting on you!" in #Fetlife. A direct result of that #@Ropecast and a nod to @cunningminx #
With the DEFCON 2 level emo hits I've taken over the past week, I couldn't think of a nicer email to receive. Could be a fun playdate! #
@writingdirty I get it. I'd still post it. in reply to writingdirty #
@tomboy_femme OMG OMG I have The Hate for cucumber!!!! in reply to tomboy_femme #
@mhoobler Yes. The got that part right. Whew. in reply to mhoobler #
@Katchin05 Yeah man. I pulled that shit and nommed away. Still had that essence od cuke on it tho. *Phbht*. But soooo delicious!!! in reply to Katchin05 #
@joqatana Yeha man you gotta roll OG. Schmear. Tomato. Onion. Capers. Lox. Finito. in reply to joqatana #
@OrangePlus **sending you a psychic throatpunch** in reply to OrangePlus #
@pantherapardus Now, don't get me wrong! I will fuck up a Kosher sour pickle!!! But I can't abide cucumer! in reply to pantherapardus #
Q:What, if any, winter holidays do you c… A:Ooo interesting…I had to think about… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/6413137 #formspringme #
God fucking dammit. One of these #Formspring questions has shoved me into yet ANOTHER epiphany. WHy the—-oh…Oooooh OK. I get it. #
This is all in preparation for the Mercury Retrograde starting on Saturday. Time to retire to the braincave and ponder all of this shit. #
Q:When do you feel the most vulnerable? A:I have a split answer on this. Shocking, I… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/6414762 #formspringme #
@tomboy_femme You are so good to me in reply to tomboy_femme #
@OrangePlus Mmmm..delicious meaty Motti goodness…. in reply to OrangePlus #
@blackstarmedia **sending warm chicken soupy vibes** in reply to blackstarmedia #
@_Ten_10 o_O in reply to _Ten_10 #
Q:Why are you so freaking awesome? A:*crazymad blushing*Am I? Shit. I wish I could f… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/6544575 #formspringme #
RT @Amber_Alert: UPDATE: (Lic #) Omaha,NE VIC:Jarez Wilson BM15MO SUS:Jared Wilson BM19YO VEH:Silver STRN AURA LIC:IL#AB9J8 CALL:4024444136 #
@TGStoneButch This is why I keep walls up. Last time someone accidentally(?) pushed one the fuck down, I had to scramble. Still repairing. in reply to TGStoneButch #
I get that, @TGStoneButch. I haven't had a scene that incorporated d/s and fully engaged my submission-triggered masochism in *years.* #
@TGStoneButch I am not sure it makes 'em untrustworthy. *MOST* people avoid introspection, and miss out on this shit entirely. in reply to TGStoneButch #
@TGStoneButch *nods* I tend to default to "minimal introspection" unless I know for sure otherwise. I'm introspection addicted. Most aren't in reply to TGStoneButch #
@TGStoneButch The issue I've found is that when you go to the person to say "I was profoundly altered by what happened." they often balk. in reply to TGStoneButch #
Eeew!! RT @secrettweet: 60635 i just sneezed on the cookies i'm icing… no one saw, so i kept on going! http://j.mp/6Ghael #
@TGStoneButch *grimly* Responsibility is a greased eel. in reply to TGStoneButch #
http://tinyurl.com/ybov4dm @jsmooth995 Lays it down RIGHT … "In Defense of Humbug." #
@sashapixlee Absolutely. Pressure to feel a certain way is potentially damaging. I appreciate the freedom to grump in reply to sashapixlee #
@sashapixlee ….plys I think 2007 was my last Thanksgiving. I didn't "celebrate" this year. I kind of don't like it. It tastes genocidalish in reply to sashapixlee #
Fascinated by a photo of a slave collar from the 1850s http://tinyurl.com/y9vbbay My use of the word "fascinated" is somewhat disingenuous. #
@sashapixlee I'm never put off by an invitation! But I think I will be remaining under the T-Day radar from here on out in reply to sashapixlee #
@Catwoman69y2k I'd seen a photo of a similar one a while back but forgotten about it. in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
@rubberzebra I agree that's probably a "house slave" or older slave's collar. Or the collar of a very wealthy landowner. in reply to rubberzebra #
@sashapixlee I have no idea what you are talking about, mister. in reply to sashapixlee #
@sashapixlee Yes you must. Now excuse me while I steadfastly refuse to imagine one made in platinum…. in reply to sashapixlee #
@Aierealyn I *have* to look at it in that context. Because striping it of that context is, I feel, risky. in reply to Aierealyn #
*grins* @abie Dude, if *anyone* is _ever_ ~insane~ enough to collar ME you know they'd better roll with the OG shit! #
@outlawdiva That created a confluence of diametrically opposed emotional responses in my guts simultaneously. Like Liver flavored cake. in reply to outlawdiva #
@joqatana And I would feel the need to kick their ass if done casually. For realz. in reply to joqatana #
@Aierealyn I embrace the fact that 85% of the way the holiday is celebrated is straight ripped from old non-xtian traditions anyway.Copycats in reply to Aierealyn #
@joqatana …..uh. I'm assuming they weren't from India in reply to joqatana #
Q:If my lifelong happiness were at stake… A:*Lifelong* happiness? OK, yeah.I'd put… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/6634679 #formspringme #
I would push down a dozen kindergärtners for a really good Sloppy Joe right about now….. #
@quotidianlight *pats bench next to me* Come on it. Feels weird, don't it? *sits and looks some more* in reply to quotidianlight #
@seananmcguire **drooling** I wanna kidnap here and force her to produce them for me at kittenpoint. Gunpoint is so gauche. in reply to seananmcguire #
@rubberzebra Oh shit! THAT is what I'm talkin' 'bout. in reply to rubberzebra #
@urban_gypsy Just tell them you're attending an African-American hair styling school. in reply to urban_gypsy #
@wendyrama Dude. You're a Jew. Stop that. in reply to wendyrama #
If you missed the KITTEN SQUEE from yesterday, here it is again. Prepare for EPIC CUTENESS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfWqI2tdGDw #
@oh_laurensage I wouldn't haveta push them if they stayed the hell out of the way!! in reply to oh_laurensage #
@wendyrama ((hugs)) Let us sit and break mazoh and fried chicken together in peace. in reply to wendyrama #
OMG!!!! RT @cala: @mollena : how to challenge someone at kitten-point, holiday style. youtu.be/lBKjzXuDdjU Pew Pew! #
@seananmcguire Hell yes @CupsCakesBakery takes credit cards!! in reply to seananmcguire #
@Wylddelirium From your mouth to Ganesha'a flappy ears!! in reply to Wylddelirium #
@Wylddelirium Was it…like, Sean Michaels? Or Seal? Because that would be hella hot… in reply to Wylddelirium #
@belledame222 That kitten and the begging kitty together could take over the world. in reply to belledame222 #
@deviantouch Mmm. Buns. in reply to deviantouch #
@ButchtasticKyle *laughs* Thanks! I'm finding it invaluable brain foods. Not like I need more. But still! in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
@outlawdiva W00t! ENjoy! in reply to outlawdiva #
@Wylddelirium Sean Michaels is a smokin' hot adult film producer/performer. But I'm just delighted at the idea of being in public& collared! in reply to Wylddelirium #
@Wylddelirium ….and winning an award. I like awards. Shiny! in reply to Wylddelirium #
@leighj I think I've watched that video DAILY since it ht the 'net!! Those kittens are LETHAL!!! in reply to leighj #
@JulianWolf I keep forgetting *lol* in reply to JulianWolf #
@sherynb that damned loris…I want its life! in reply to sherynb #
Ooo….Twitter's puking again…. #
Q:Have you ever seriously regretted bari… A:I haven't regretted it, no. I have wis… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/6725436 #formspringme #
@blackstarmedia Nope. in reply to blackstarmedia #
@sfkerigirl Much of what you *ALREADY* do is illegal. Why stop now? in reply to sfkerigirl #
@Bextopia That;s gonna be a quick stopover. in reply to Bextopia #
@phillyeboni Being easily contented is *far* from fucked up. in reply to phillyeboni #
@_RoseWhite_ Have you tried Whole Foods? in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
Before you spread gossip, think on this: can you know every possible outcome and repercussion? If so, go ahead and spread it. If not, STFU. #
Oh no no, @phillyeboni. "Chasing what you *think* will will make you content" is a workout for your heart that conditions you for the REAL. #
RT @nytimes: Pope Knocked Down by Woman at Christmas Mass http://bit.ly/61VCjn ( @writingdirty will be amused) #
@wendyrama have you tried the Potrero hill Plaza, or the lot next to the Blockbuster on Mission near Chavez? #
@abostick59 Would you consider that "gossip?" in reply to abostick59 #
ohai signal in the transbay tube! Thanks @SFBART for providing uninterupted addiction! #
@abostick59 That wasn't my question, though. in reply to abostick59 #
@wendyrama there is a tree place next to the Potrero Hill Plaza. The ex-cons have them. #
@_RoseWhite_ I'm just that good. Toldja. in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
@wendyrama I haven't been there this year but in previous years there is a lot over there just past the P.O. #
Hey #Mission peeps! If you've seen trees for sale ping @wendyrama, please. #
@mal_ross I know! I got a bit of a rush! in reply to mal_ross #
It is an obscenely GORGEOUS day here in SF. Cerulean skies, warm breeze, golden sun. Win. #
$1 tacos at #PanchoVilla? Yes please. #
@thepixiepop w00t! in reply to thepixiepop #
Oo the hipsterismo backlash takes a dark turn! http://yfrog.com/4fn21ohj #
RT @darrinac: Q – Where do elves come from? @serafinowicz: A – Their penises. #
@Hedonia @dananddawn You got that right! I went for carnitas on refritos tis round. Holla!!!! So Awesome. #
@Catwoman69y2k That can sure be true…and sometimes, people just don't think :-\ in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
Naptime? Oh yeah….that's hawt… #

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