The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-12-29

December 29, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-12-29

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 8:00 am

People need to know that, although arrogance can have a twisted allure, it is to be worn like cologne. More than a whiff and it stinks. #
Ask me anything! And I'll answer with aomething! http://formspring.me/Mollena #
RT @sfbaynews: Aquarium of the Bay Free to SF Locals – http://fwix.com/article/1_433281500c #
@DixieDLT Are you bloody kidding me??? in reply to DixieDLT #
It's difficult to shake that feeling that you should have done… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
Laptop is seriously sick with one of those viruses that tells you you have a virus. I can't even scan it…it just keeps freezing. #
@squidie clearly, neither did the makers! in reply to squidie #
Oy… hoping @orangeplus has the time to fix it. I have 3 days before I go on back-to-back trips to NJ and Vegas. Bad timing, yo. #
@pantherapardus much less shady! in reply to pantherapardus #
@aagblog hey you're going to be there for the AEE and Internext? Me too. @KellyShibari is mking me go. Would you care to have dinner? in reply to aagblog #
@evo_terra don't front! You know you were scraping your sheepskins, molesting geese for theit quills and blending your own inks in College! in reply to evo_terra #
@debaucheddiva awesome OK, that makes it a little more cool a trip… I'm very much not a fan of LV. But I sacrifice for my peeps. in reply to debaucheddiva #
@twistedmonk I hear we'll be in the Den of Iniquity at the same time. Might I persuade you to bring a set of that white hemp to sell? #
@funkybrownchick I ain't hatin'. A sincere compliment is a lovely gift. in reply to funkybrownchick #
@avaamnesia oh yeah. Get pumped, baby. in reply to avaamnesia #
@aagblog With King Arthur's court! *laugh* in reply to aagblog #
OMG, I get to meet @aagblog! #
@badbadgirlx work that shit out. Its gonna be fun in reply to badbadgirlx #
@twistedmonk So typical. I'm almost always a "Custom Job." in reply to twistedmonk #
@twistedmonk What would I need to do to place an order, regardless? I'd love to have it. #
Doing a system restore back a few days ago. Hope that works. Even my attempts to Safe-Mode boot were thwarted. #
@twistedmonk I've expertise only on the receiving end. I acknowledge your superior knowledge. I'd like a suspension-ready 8mm-centric kit. in reply to twistedmonk #
@darkgracie OMG in my head that = NIGHTMARE. *shudders* in reply to darkgracie #
My joints are sounding like a bag of microwave popcorn ramping up for business. What the heck!?! #
*&^%$!* earrings. Looks: 10. Functionality under headphones: -347 That'll teach me to try7 to look all femmy and cute. #
Quote from a kinky online profile: "I'm a Goddess-shaped woman with giganto natural bazoomis and a natural Lady Jungle." #NothingToAdd #
@twistedmonk Good idea…that would be fun! in reply to twistedmonk #
@quotidianlight Oh snap! See, that woudl make me nutso! in reply to quotidianlight #
@twistedmonk Yes: I believe @KellyShibari is picking me up form the airport on the way to the event in reply to twistedmonk #
@twistedmonk ….I'll even bring my breasts. Just in case. in reply to twistedmonk #
@quotidianlight I am absolutely deadline driven. I puke it all out last-minute. in reply to quotidianlight #
@Ropecast about effing time. I've been waiting for WEEKS to not listen to it. in reply to Ropecast #
Q:You may have answered this, but I'm ne… A:I never mind answering it! Because eve… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/9708297 #formspringme #
Q:What stage role have you always wanted… A:Toss up between Medea, Lady Macbeth an… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/9672066 #formspringme #
@MataLeao Yay! Dont forget pyjamas! in reply to MataLeao #
If you're attending #BlackPhoenic #WinterSolstice event, you'd better have FUCKYES PJs. Otherwise you will be shamed when I show up in mine! #
@MataLeao o_O in reply to MataLeao #
Leia the RIveter…. http://mollena.tumblr.com/post/304672719 #
@MataLeao Great Galloping Ganesha, no! Get yo ass to target and get some flannel choo-choo-train PJs STAT!! in reply to MataLeao #
@FrecklesSapporo what is D/C….? discharged? in reply to FrecklesSapporo #
@SarahSloane @MataLeao Looks like I'll be alone in my cupcake eating bed jumping PJ party. Ah well. More cupcakes for meeeeeee…… in reply to SarahSloane #
@phillyeboni Hell yes. I cant believe so few people have PJs! in reply to phillyeboni #
@avaamnesia FUCK YEAH! The party is on. @phillyeboni also is equipped to attend. in reply to avaamnesia #
@MataLeao scratch that, I heard back from Thomas. #
@CelticFrog *suitably impressed* in reply to CelticFrog #
Yeah @phillyeboni Its different when you're in "downtime" mode. Like how folks'll have hot monkeysex but turn away/leave the room to dress #
I've no idea what just happened with my document as I cant touch-type and wasn't looking, but I do know I lost half an hour of writing. #
Reviews not great for the hotel I have in LV. 1st positive review had to be discounted as they added: "tips…go see carrot top it rocked" #
@TracyReneeJones Can't…the doc's gone. Something closed it. ANd there doesn't seem to be a temp saved copy. #ThanksMercuryRetrograde *lol* in reply to TracyReneeJones #
@urban_gypsy It makes me so angry at myself for not being a proper typist in reply to urban_gypsy #
@languid I assume you have to have something to retrieve? WHatever happened killed my open doc. in reply to languid #
@the1miss_luna Hey really? Are you there for the pr0n convocation? in reply to the1miss_luna #
!!! Soca Imperial Theme. I'm imagining the Imperial Guard in feathered headdresses. http://tinyurl.com/ydm9kw9 (thanks @sparklydevil) #
@the1miss_luna I've heard of that…is it expensive to go? in reply to the1miss_luna #
@pornobobbie I love that he referred to Carrot Top as "it." in reply to pornobobbie #
@pornobobbie I am indeed. But that is totally your girl @KellyShibari's fault. Are you going?? in reply to pornobobbie #
@Cynraven I am lodging with King Arthur's Court ;-p in reply to Cynraven #
@Cynraven I figure it is a basic situation, and I got a good deal on flight + Hotel in reply to Cynraven #
@KellyShibari Oh thank god. Now I can stop blaming my weird-ass childhood! in reply to KellyShibari #
@KellyShibari Dude I'm already so oppressed….let me look at my calendar…. in reply to KellyShibari #
RT @outlawdiva: Admin Ass't opening in Palo Alto. Law firm. Ping me if interested or know of anyone who may be. #
@BeautyChaotic Watch your back. in reply to BeautyChaotic #
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMgWaxtLbwE #BattlestarGalactica Rhapsody. #
@abostick59 Ha! I can only imagine what a nutcase hotel would be like! I'm already slated to recline with King Arthur's Court in reply to abostick59 #
@heidianderson Oi! ANd Lactose intolerant!! *lol* in reply to heidianderson #
@naylandblake Do you want me to call her? in reply to naylandblake #
@KellyShibari ooo…it is time for an OPPRESSION RAP BATTLE!!! All we need is a Jewish Pervert…. in reply to KellyShibari #
RT @abostick59 "The C Programming Language" by Kernighan, Ritchie, & Lovecraft http://bit.ly/7gy7Db #
@SilverDayDreams Hardly! I was contemplating that if @KellyShibari and I are gonna have a "Who Is More Oppressed" rap battle, we need Jew! in reply to SilverDayDreams #
WTF…the Pier 39 sea lions are…gone! http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/12/disappearing-sea-lions/ #
@naylandblake @LeatherYenta Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!! in reply to naylandblake #
First Place awesome come-on line-o-the day: "oh my god. imagine being dominated by a CANADIAN!!!" *laughs* #
@joqatana Well, this one seemed to have more fun, creative approach lines than many other folks, Canadian or not! in reply to joqatana #
OK, @Lochai, I'm sorry but, post research, I think it *is* insane to put a Hitachi Magic Wand knob INSIDE a woman's coochiesnorcher. #
@Bextopia @kismet29 @avaamnesia @thursdays_child Look people, my Nappy Dugout is simply NOT. THAT. EPIC!! It is shy and easily overwhelmed! in reply to Bextopia #
@controlenthused Does this Great White Fury Bringing involve spanking? Because it so, *I* said it. in reply to controlenthused #
@controlenthused Oh wait. You meant great white like in *snow*. Sorry. Sorry. How embarrassing… in reply to controlenthused #
I think I am going to write a song called "Epic Vagina" and set it to "Bitchin' Camaro." #
@controlenthused *ponders* I dunno…and y'all have Strange Bacon…. in reply to controlenthused #
@Jaspamaster I *flee* in *terror* and add yet another weird thing to my #LimitList. Right under "Spitting" and "forced shucking & jiving." in reply to Jaspamaster #
@Bextopia My Matzoh Crackas of Love…gather around…. in reply to Bextopia #
@thursdays_child **cowers** in reply to thursdays_child #
@controlenthused You and the Brits. in reply to controlenthused #
@avaamnesia Of course she squirted like a broken hose…her hose WAS broken!!! in reply to avaamnesia #
@avaamnesia *impressed* That's a quick draw, McGraw!! in reply to avaamnesia #
@avaamnesia I am not at ALL certain How I feel about a drive by fisting! in reply to avaamnesia #
@avaamnesia Yeah… *looks around nervously* Um…thanks…? in reply to avaamnesia #
@Nyxx I still remember being dismayed that Canadians often *DO* sound like Bob & Doug McKenzie. in reply to Nyxx #
@BeautyChaotic go watch that Katt Williams bit about haters http://short.to/11ufu #
@mayhemstudios I've found that happens occasionally: it is almost always people I've followed using 3rd party apps like Twidroid & Tweetdeck #
@aagblog did they put you in a #GoingTo HellforBeingAwesome list? Because that would be rad. in reply to aagblog #
@purplehayz Not even the Brown Recluse can withstand the inanity of 45 minutes of weaksauce observational humor. in reply to purplehayz #
@PlanetMidori. Dude @mErocrush sez he'd give a kidney for the chance to shoot with you. Please take him up on it:I hear the left one's juicy #
@phillyeboni @SarahSloane Amateurs. The WORST worst reason is so that someone else can't have any. #
@mErocrush I think that eating your kidney might be more up @FemCar's alley but removal of same @PlanetMidori could handle! #
Stopping at hipsterismo coffee shop. I'm in dire need and an all nighter is imminent. #
Too…many…coffee…club…cards… they need to make a SF Unifed Coffee Card that accrues from all drug vendors. #
@mErocrush I haven't worked with her in for-freaking-ever. T'would be fun for sure. in reply to mErocrush #
So @orangeplus is checking my laptop. I was right. That virus was WAY WACK. It killed 2 virus fix utilities. #
@rubberzebra @mayhemstudios The shit is hard core. No doubt. still unclear on where it came from :-\ #
Yay! @Ropecast had postededed the 2nd half of the chat with @cunningminx and lil ole me. I haz links to both parts up on http://mollena.com #
@Ropecast I had ot fix your logo, tho…. http://tinyurl.com/yl5rt4j in reply to Ropecast #
There is a very good chance my laptop's bricked. The virus has been eliminated but it keeps hanging. On FOrums, it seems a known issue. #FML #
And know right NOW, Mac people I am NOT GOING TO DO IT. Unless Mac has started running Windows, Macs can go fuck themselves *gnashes teefs* #
Mad. Mad. Mad. Mad. Mad. Mad.Mad. Mad. Mad.MadMadMad. #
@SceneFactory wait what? in reply to SceneFactory #
@alanpdx That is, I think, what @OrangePlus is trying. But it di-int sound good. in reply to alanpdx #
@b_playful I did not know that. The Mac OS just never clicked with my brainstyle. in reply to b_playful #
But if Macs can run Windows….that might be OK for my brain. #
@thepixiepop GOt the virus out but there is another problem,. Evidently Acer Aspire 1s brick up after a while, and its not an unknown issue in reply to thepixiepop #
@thepixiepop Right now my friend is dong some kungfu on it. :-\ in reply to thepixiepop #
@alanpdx I'm not sure but I *believe* it did. However, on forums, Acer Aspire 1 people are complaining of this slowing and locking problem in reply to alanpdx #
*growing*. Oy, @whipartist Ugh. I want to not have this bullshit go down is what I want. Who bloody knew Acer Aspire's bricked??? #
Awesome. Stress asthma and where is my inhaler?! IN Satan's asshole, is where. #
@DrDuran Acer Aspire 1. About a year old. Not even. in reply to DrDuran #
OK…boot record had fucked up shi…it seems to be running now. According to @OrangePlus.Fingers Crossed #SeriouslyMercuryRetrogradeFuckYou #
@wendyrama Evidently so! But the question is do they do it any BETTER than a PC for th e$$$ you drop in the Mac…. *sigh* in reply to wendyrama #
@wendyrama I'm just hoping the kung-fu he's doing sticks. This shit is ridiculous. in reply to wendyrama #
@majdal Indeed…on this I have been schooled! in reply to majdal #
@heidihoover SPA TIME!!! Go get a massage. Find a steam room. Do it up right. in reply to heidihoover #
@vicious_kind **hugs** Thank you m'dear! We're at the point where @OrangePlus is cautiously optimistic that he found the boot problem in reply to vicious_kind #
@heidihoover Yeah I found out the hard way. I shouldn't have said anything. Now all of the iDrones are trying to convert me. Like Moonies. in reply to heidihoover #
@wendyrama I tried for 6 months to use a Mac. It just doesn't work on my brain. in reply to wendyrama #
@PlanetMidori I think I've the *perfect* music to accompany the feast… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7LWANJFHEs …a little Goldberg? in reply to PlanetMidori #
#RandomFact Yes, Virginia, rice noodles WILL go up your nose if you cough while slurping them. #WellThatWasFuckingDisturbing #
Yes, @ButchtasticKyle *grimly* let your offspring learn from my mistakes. No one should have to endure nose slitheries. EVER. #
@seananmcguire That..makes me very sad inside. in reply to seananmcguire #
@Melkitty So phail, dude. I hope I never have to barf post noodle soup. in reply to Melkitty #
GodDAMn I loathe Bobby Flay. #
@patrasha SCRABBLE!!! I. LOVE. Scrabble. in reply to patrasha #
@darkgracie I screamed as though riven through my soul when he brought SHAME on us on Old School Iron Chef by jumping on the chopping block. in reply to darkgracie #
@darkgracie …and then to be such a poor loser. Ugh. UGH. in reply to darkgracie #
Holy fucking shit. Et tu, FireFox?!?! Tis the thrid crash tonight!!! #
@_RoseWhite_ @Patrasha I'll bite! Even if you do kick my ass. Hey, if I lose, can I get a paddling?! in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
@Im_Jon Aww yeah…the Scrabbling force takes shape! in reply to Im_Jon #
@NaiveLondonGirl Have a safe trip..and *enjoy* the HELL out of The City! in reply to NaiveLondonGirl #
@vniow *pales* in reply to vniow #
@SinnamonLove Sleep Well! in reply to SinnamonLove #
@EssinEm No 7-11? Dag, yo! in reply to EssinEm #
@mariadiaz Meet the professional writer / editor who cant touch type :-\ in reply to mariadiaz #

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