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December 31, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-12-31

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 8:00 am

Everything in your life is moving faster now than you prefer. … More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
@badbadgirlx I've never gotten an inappropriate question. in reply to badbadgirlx #
Dark. Cold. Wet. And why is my throat scratchy?? Lameness! #
@chrisbrogan Mmmm…your angst is delectable! Bith some more! Bitch some more!! in reply to chrisbrogan #
@SexyShida Haveya checked http://crocs.com for the awesome new styles? You CAN wear 'em all the time. I do! #FuckYouMyFeetFeelGreat in reply to SexyShida #
RT @nprnews British Hostage Peter Moore Released In Iraq; Had Been Held Since May '07 http://su.pr/1N0TmS #
@ButchtasticKyle Um…but violence is way better than toys! in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
@sarahdopp Does NH stand for "Nana's House?" in reply to sarahdopp #
@MyKillingFrost If we can make a deal! Are you willing to avoid "u" "2" in lieu of the full words? Because it make me nuts! in reply to MyKillingFrost #
@ButchtasticKyle Ah yes…a takedown scene isn't going to remain consensual in an airport! *grins* in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
@webinista I know…I was making a joke. I guess not that good of a joke. in reply to webinista #
Zoiks I'm leaving tomorrow morning for #WinterSolstice. Yay! I get to play! I should also check and see what I'm supposed to be teaching… #
RT @FakeAPStylebook There are only three words in the English language that end in "gry": angry, hungry, and schlongry. #
@sherynb Yeah well some of us are TRAVELING and going across the country to pervert event that night. #RideTheSnake in reply to sherynb #
I love it when I ask 3 questions and get a response to one. #InCaseYouMissedItThatWasSarcasm #
http://www.viddler.com/explore/cheezburger/videos/258/24.557/ Kitteh has some Ninja moves on that straw. #
@avaamnesia *poke* Hey Missy…you got plans for tomorrow night's play partaaay…? #
@iamSoulPowers *pinches you* Ooo, y'all make me *NUTS* with that shit!! I LOATHE re-asking! in reply to iamSoulPowers #
@ButchtasticKyle Also @sroxy is hotter than 78.5% of all #TSA agents. This is statistical fact. Go look it up. in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
@avaamnesia If you were possibly up for it I wanted to put a "Let's Play!" Post-It on your forehead! in reply to avaamnesia #
@SexyShida http://tinyurl.com/ybh6y5y http://tinyurl.com/ydyqgxh http://tinyurl.com/y9uf9es and the "YOU!" line http://tinyurl.com/yhpnray in reply to SexyShida #
@SexyShida I see the haters but I'm religious about not fucking up my body for life in exchange for someone thinking my feet look cute in reply to SexyShida #
@aphalloides I'm partial to the people at SFO, EWR and ORD. I love the Big City jadedness coupled with that "seen it all" nosy rudeness! in reply to aphalloides #
Listening to music distracts the mental hyenapack long enough for me to actually *THINK* without self-judgment. #
Shout out to my longtime bud Sarah (aka Bailey) for reminding me how far I've come. She blesses me with friendship & by bearing witness. #
@tomboy_femme I cannot reveal these things. Let it suffice to say it is 90% stuff from a more innocent time #ILoveThe80s in reply to tomboy_femme #
@languid I respect @quotidianlight's commitment to sexiness. in reply to languid #
Maybe that's my problem…I'm not willing to be uncomfortable to look pretty #
@tomboy_femme *hangs head* But…I'm listening to…to….. Tevin Campbell *cries* in reply to tomboy_femme #
@MinaMeow @ButchtasticKyle I'm seriously leaking tears over here. WHat a gift. in reply to MinaMeow #
@CyberLizard Yay!! in reply to CyberLizard #
@lunaraven13 It makes me wince when I see, for example, women in painful shoes wobbling along and i think "Who is that for, really?" in reply to lunaraven13 #
@SiaLikeWhoa I like having "Special Occasion" stuff, too! But day to day? I don't want my body painin' me, ya feel me? in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
I win. Just spent 12 seconds using my cursor to click on a button that wasn't working. Because it was actually schmutz on my monitor #
FormSpring Strikes Again: new "Ask The Negress" on http://mollena.com #
@MissAlice If ya gots to do ti for work I feel you. *grin* But yeah, comfort man. in reply to MissAlice #
@MissAlice Dude have to been to LA? women put on makeup before walking out of the locker room to work out. in reply to MissAlice #
@xiomberg **Hugs** You are so sweet…thank you I am very appreciative of the uplifting nicenesses! in reply to xiomberg #
@curious_cat09 MOUSTACHE!! *THAT* is what my look has been missing! in reply to curious_cat09 #
@quotidianlight @bootpig I think most people have no idea about the 5-6 dozen styles they have. The even have Croc technology heels. in reply to quotidianlight #
@bootpig Thank you so much I think I will remain sprinkle-free…no jimmies for me! in reply to bootpig #
@naylandblake Maybe a Nigerian man farted….? in reply to naylandblake #
For example, @bootpig @quotidianlight http://www.crocs.com/crocs-exitosa/10961-040-480,default,pd.html?sid=w drooling over these Crocs… #
Internet, You May Go Home Now. Perfection has been Achieved. Monkeys and Jell-O. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZpoyuVP98A #
@avaamnesia I totally said yes liek when you first asked forever ago d00d!! *gets all rowfly* rowflerowflerowfle in reply to avaamnesia #
@avaamnesia I FUCKING HATE limits lists!! OK, skin breaking (outside of needles) bodily fluid launching, (most) Federal offenses. in reply to avaamnesia #
@SexyShida For high heels that actually minimize damage to my bones? Hell yes. in reply to SexyShida #
Shit. SHIT!! I have to adjust my mockery of ST: TNG. If you can rock this look http://tinyurl.com/yky6fr4 we can talk. A lot. #
Hey @twistedmonk my flight lands in LV at 6:32 PM. I can probably make your class if you still need boobs. #
Yay! The second generation "RACE" cards are in! http://yfrog.com/1y3agyj #
Seriously. When you are as scatterbrained as I, it is easy to book travel, promptly forget WHO you booked it through, then PANIC. #
RT@melissagira "No woman should have to choose between safety and privacy. We will not be intimidated into silence. In #Solidarity." #
@Hedonia Don't judge me!! in reply to Hedonia #
@avaamnesia *shake* That is way better for me, too. Yay! hugbugs! in reply to avaamnesia #
@mhoobler also execute all the bicyclists because these fuckers are getting ridonkadonculous. in reply to mhoobler #
@lunaraven13 a friend tipped me off to the actress that plays her. Seriously, its creepy how much we have in common. SOlo shows &everything in reply to lunaraven13 #
@avaamnesia That will be lovely. No one has kissed me like they meant it in well over a year. in reply to avaamnesia #
OMG tomato bisque soup and grilled cheeese for lunch!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! #
@muppetK @stacycat I agree. I've 4 corsets. 2 from from Dark Garden and 2 from Passional. All are comfortable. i won't do awkward corsets. in reply to muppetK #
@MissAlice I'm not very hairy at ALL either. I haven't shaved in longer than I can remember in reply to MissAlice #
@naylandblake ((Offering Long-Distance Hugs and stuff)) in reply to naylandblake #
@darinwilson This underscored the plain fact that the simplest most obvious things often bring the profoundest pleasures. in reply to darinwilson #
Yuo know, @spunquee @kismet29, you could open a place that served only variations of grilled cheese and tomato soup and it would be AWESOME! #
@LeJazzHOT Dude…throw a corset on that bad boy and even a onesie is ROCKable!! in reply to LeJazzHOT #
Made my appointment with the AMAZING artist Tala (http://talatattoo.com) to start work on my piece: a gift from the #MsSFLeather win. #
@jizlee Pfft. Duh. ;-P Congrats, smokitudiness. in reply to jizlee #
Yahoo IM is crashing now. Wow, Internets…what is up? #WelcomeToTheRetrograde #
@MinaMeow No no! It'll work out!! No non-con bad screwing!! in reply to MinaMeow #
@hardcorps80204 Absolutely getting Ganesha in reply to hardcorps80204 #
#ReallyGraphicTweetWarning ~ Tomato Bisque and grilled cheese makes me want to suck dick then take it up the ass. #
@MinaMeow Find another option. That's below BlueBook. in reply to MinaMeow #
Note RE: #RealyGraphicTweet: (http://tinyurl.com/ybj4wfo) I'm flexible on the soup, the sammitch, and the dick. The latter may be synthetic. #
RT @vniow: The only skirt I've seen that would make me run away screaming: http://tinyurl.com/yhp4frh #
@sashapixlee I can do *most* cheeses if I take Lactaid pills #
@taz288 Dude, I dunno…CIalis and crack?!?!? in reply to taz288 #
@CyberLizard Prolly because I tweet too fucking much and you were all "Fuck that noise." in reply to CyberLizard #
@sashapixlee Yeah my intolerance is high…not, say, Nazi high but White Supremacist ex-con level high. in reply to sashapixlee #
@sashapixlee Oh my gosh! Yeah that is not what I live with. in reply to sashapixlee #
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. Lucha Libre Ganesha (IMPLOSION) http://collect3d.com/news/ganesh-el-panda-gobi-custom-okedoki/ #
@saynine even more terrifying: "This might hurt me too, but I don't give a fuck." **shudder** in reply to saynine #
My Boss "Who is this girl and why is she in all my porn? You know her?!?" I click on a link to find… http://tinyurl.com/ye49473 #
Yeah, @saynine. Wien you have a fistful of a guy's balls & he says "Go ahead. Do your worst. Then its my turn." the worm truly turns. #
Just explained to The Boss that @JizzLee & SydBlakovich are, in fact, 2 DIFFERENT hotties, not the same hottie. He may never recover. #
@SiaLikeWhoa It was Jez…but he thought Syd and Jez were the same person with different "looks" in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@morgasmo There's a boob and a dildo..and it is Jez in reply to morgasmo #
@ButchtasticKyle Lovely het male that he is, he conflated Jez and Syd. Bless his one-track heart. in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
@jizlee My Boss says he sees you and @SydBlakovich all over his pr0n. Congratulations! You've…er…saturated the market *giggles insanely* in reply to jizlee #
@kayce_m #EPICSQUEE!!!! in reply to kayce_m #
@curious_cat09 that's be @JizzLee in reply to curious_cat09 #
@hardcorps80204 Meet @JizLee, and lust away! in reply to hardcorps80204 #
@ButchtasticKyle He took it rather well. And by "well" I mean was immediately pulling up BOTH of 'em and verifying my claim! in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
@jizlee I'm always surprised when men even *notice* faces in pr0n. But I'm a violent, horrid sexist. in reply to jizlee #
@Septimus1812 gabagabbahey…. a TOQUE?!?! in reply to Septimus1812 #
@ButchtasticKyle We have a culture of fuckery here. I've mislead him before… *evilgrin* Often towards goat porn. in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
@ButchtasticKyle Oh man…we have goase and worse in our daily doses here. This was an actual goat. in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
@Septimus1812 Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahah! You got quoted by a knitting bot!! *LAUGHING* in reply to Septimus1812 #
@MamaGaea I dunno..it looks pretty real to me. And probably doesn't ever get 1) Flaccid or 2) Infected with STDs in reply to MamaGaea #
Quickie on The Perverted Negress ~ How To guarantee I will never, ever date you. Ever. http://mollena.com #
@quotidianlight Oh snap!! *cracks up again* in reply to quotidianlight #
Well, @kayce_m I think this is pretty obvious: EmotiDom uses emoticons!!! #
@Wylddelirium Google a pharma near the hotel. Have the DR call it in there in reply to Wylddelirium #
Way to go, homes. RT @weirdnews: Floridian calls 911, hoping for ride to bar http://is.gd/5HaFm #
This one goes out to the douchebags. "Douchebag Solidarity" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tqEBQjWRws (I just had to watch it again!) #
@Luvologist Hm…well, considering it is about 31 hours from now, why *NOT* wait…? in reply to Luvologist #
OH @ work @sparklydevil "Ryan only eats white food." TheBoss: "A man can't eat popcorn?" Me. "It's OK, man. I have the same rule." #
Exceedingly amused by an email in which someone referred to @GrayDancer as my "boy" #ThatsNotWhatTheyMenButIStillLOLed #
@AliceSinAerie In •your• case. I'd say @OrangePlus will make the "Awesome Boobs Exception." in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@kahlanas Mmmm……tazing. in reply to kahlanas #
@JanesGuide •claps hands• Pornpornporn! in reply to JanesGuide #
(Word is Bond) RT @AliceSinAerie @Mollena I better take good care of these boobies, they're social life saving flotation devices! #
Run run bunny….off to Nordstrom to exchange the Norman Bates bra, back to Walgreen's to get thyroid meds for Kitteh of teh Corn #1… #
…then home to freak out about my disaster area room and pack for #WinterSolstice. FTW! #
Passing Victoria's Secret. The temptation to torment the staff by going in for a bra fitting is so powerful. So powerful. #
I think the staff @ #VictoriaSecret would assume that a G as in G cup stands for GoodGodGigantorGazongasGirl! #
OMG. I need to contact the #ImprovEverywhere people and propose a Big Ass Titties Victoria's Secret #FlashMob. #
I love foiling skin care pimps and watching the look on their faces when I tell 'em I'm 40 and use coco butter on my face. #BlackDontCrack #
The curvéd escalator ballet here at the Westfield mall is stunning. I give it 4 stars! #
It is a scent gauntlet in the food court. Fresh pretzels, hot from the oven cookies. Meaty cheesteaks. #ThankGaneshaImAlreadyFat #
nd 2) haven't heard back from him on what y'alls protocols are! #
@joqatana well, it can exist…I doubt you'd be able to buy it OTC though! in reply to joqatana #
@verafero Laughs I'm hella old! June 20th, 1969 old. To be accurate, in 40.5 years old! in reply to verafero #
A pair of fish tacos and a coupla carnitas tacos are making sweet, sweet love in my tummy. Win. #
@MissAlice it looks like a typo of some kind… *laughs* in reply to MissAlice #
@tomboy_femme I can't talk shit; for fastfood, Rubio's is the shit. in reply to tomboy_femme #
So baffle as to why people wear ill fitting clothes for "fashion." Girls! Be you a size 2 or 22: MUFFIN TOP BOOTY = FAIL. #
3 eurogirls @ the taco bar, getting salsa. Speaking German. I spot that one of them is Black, and that's extra cool #BecauseImRacist #
@lady66674 we're at 40Gs now…I might send 'em into shock! in reply to lady66674 #
I need to get the fuck out of the mall. I'm feeling way too….um….toooo……oh, I know! American. #
@sashapixlee I think you might be, AWESOME!! in reply to sashapixlee #
@vicious_kind you should be, young Jedi. in reply to vicious_kind #
Oh thanks Walgreen's. I'm only now getting ready to be bitter about being single for NYE and you jam Valentine's Day in my face. #
@sashapixlee the best kind! in reply to sashapixlee #
@JAGnLA It sounds more to me like @RayVeness can't get ENOUGH o'that twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun in reply to JAGnLA #
@sashapixlee beating them up. I isn't as thour racists won't fuck the "lesser races." Slaveowners seemed pretty cool with it. in reply to sashapixlee #
@sashapixlee pfft. Tell 'em to get the fuck in line. in reply to sashapixlee #
You're right @LeatherYenta And hey, maybe I'll resurrect the Bitter Single's Valentine's Day Pub Crawl and Jamboree. I will dry run of cours in reply to LeatherYenta #
@sashapixlee aw, how cool you get automatic treats on your boifday! in reply to sashapixlee #
@Mojo4Melo It must be such a Miracle for the fmily and friends. in reply to Mojo4Melo #
@ammre but 1) if they are at your natural waist, you •cannot• by definition have muffin tops, & 2) you could use a belt to keep 'em up! in reply to ammre #
At home. No desire to pack. Lots of desire to do an otterroll in these blankets and be crabby. #
On the plus side, CherryBomb II, my beautiful laptop, is back home and healthy and virus free. #
RT @TweetingToaster My resolution for 2010 is to stop being racist towards waffles, even though they are the I-talians of breakfast. #
@oh_laurensage GET THE SWEET POTATO WAFFLES!! in reply to oh_laurensage #
@ammre I think we're on different of terms. Belly over pants isn't muffin top. Hips over pants is muffin top. in reply to ammre #
@ammre maybe time for a different cut of pants. I've bee lots of sizes, from 12-24 & never had my hips over too-tight pants OR been uncomfy! in reply to ammre #
@vniow shouldn't they just be able to … you know…float? in reply to vniow #
@katebornstein whew! Just in time for me to crash and not frrreeze! in reply to katebornstein #
@aagblog you are a Bad Person. in reply to aagblog #
Is Rush Limbaugh dead or dying? Or iis all this quoting this douchebag just to make me angry and sad? #
@JAGnLA overdose? in reply to JAGnLA #
@onelifetaketwo Well whaddya know! Of course, he'll be fine. The wicked frequently are. in reply to onelifetaketwo #
@phillyeboni Always was a whiner *cough* in reply to phillyeboni #
@ShirlzDaNERD Seriously. I have had to do some culling. I am well aware I don't share his views. I dont need 476 posts to remind me of that in reply to ShirlzDaNERD #
@wishnie Yep, we are in agreement there. way to state the obvious. in reply to wishnie #
@ShirlzDaNERD Oh look, douchbag came off his douchebag island to talk shit. Been a while since I blocked & reported someone. That felt good in reply to ShirlzDaNERD #
@ammre YEah having teh chub over jeans isn't a new thing. But it ain't sounding like those jeans are treatin' you right, mamacita! in reply to ammre #
@ShirlzDaNERD I guess we need people like that to motivate us to rally around the *GOOD* in the world. in reply to ShirlzDaNERD #
@ammre well we need to have some company step up up the plate! Just you wait till I'm famous and have my own brand of jeans! in reply to ammre #
@ShirlzDaNERD I know god's ways are mysterious and shit but I haven't come up with any better reason for people's ignorance and cruelty. in reply to ShirlzDaNERD #
@eroticawriter @ceciliatan @swopusa any sourcing for this info on Google and sex worker accounts being turned "over to Law Enforcement"? in reply to eroticawriter #
Would you like to ask me something? http://formspring.me/Mollena #
@MsSamber wait a minute. You can't be sick! how are we gonna have supper and stuff??? in reply to MsSamber #
@LadyKona Holy crap that's…..just…..GEEKY!! in reply to LadyKona #
@MargoEve yeah as I predicted, he's fine. in reply to MargoEve #
Running a full system scan on the laptop. Avast! has, at only 35% scanned already found 2 more infected files. Fucker. Worst. Virus. Evar. #
@sherynb I will be there soon. Would love to check her out in reply to sherynb #
@MsSamber better be someplace to get good chicken noodle soup, then! in reply to MsSamber #
Full scan on laptop taking forever. Finally broke down to boot ip desktop having forgotten IT has new virus software to run too. #
Tried on new moccasin style boots and was excited until the lacing thong broke. #
So now I will sit and plan packing in my head until the last. Possible. Second. #
@LeJazzHOT How was the thole "white guy assimilates and saves the non-whites" spin on it? Overrated? Bearable? Icki? in reply to LeJazzHOT #
Might as well do SOMETHING entertaining RT @abostick59 RT @charliejane: now that peter jackson &patrick stewart are both knights, i want to #
@rubberzebra Macs don't like me. I *like* Windows. Just gotta keep myself safer in reply to rubberzebra #
@LeJazzHOT Oh thank Ganesha you're on top of that shit!! #GreatWhiteHope in reply to LeJazzHOT #
Taking a break from packing. I'm at that tipping point where I just started to pack an "Option" and so I need perspective. #

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