• (Via AlertSF.org) Traffic signals out at Mission and Geneva. Please avoid the area for the next three hours. (Sent @ 10:05 AM) #
• @wanderingmattia Indeed, it was at one of their parties that I met him in reply to wanderingmattia #
• Ganesha!! •reproachful look• my first "sleeping in" weekend in wEEkS and there's a bloody pledge drive on KQED?!? Pouts. #
• A "Bluff the Listener" story on #WWDTM on #KQED referred to geeks as having "skinny white legs." Yeah. Because all geeks are white. #
• @tSunshineLove •snerk• clearly they ain't been to SilVal where most of the geeks are Asian! in reply to tSunshineLove #
• @outlawdiva hey lady…what was the name of that place where the Korean ladies in their underpants scrub the hell out of you? #
• @Klawdya (((hugs))) taking time is a brilliant idea. in reply to Klawdya #
• @wendyrama @abie Thanks kids! in reply to wendyrama #
• I wonder, sometimes, if my memory of some times is sometimes an illusion of some time unreal. #
• Finally leaving my house…it is hilarious how I can take 5 minutes or 55 to get ready for "there." #
• An older German guy is showing drums to a gorgeous young African man. Impromptu drum break skips up the streeet, laughing up sidewalks. #
• It is so fucking beautiful here today, elemtally. We've earned it. #
• Gah…curse my fawn-weak rubber ankles…evan a sidewalk stumble becomes a fraugkt terrifying tendon threatning adventure…! #
• Oh. My. Fucking. God. I'm so totally going to this tonight. http://yfrog.com/1yqfofj #
• S sashapixlee I'm not gonna make it that way today, sadly. I'm holing up locally and banging through kink biz. Enjoy! #
• Skinny white dude walking a Weimerauner. Emo goth hipsters laden with Whole Foods bags getting out of a cab. The hood ain't the hood today. #
• first time visiting Sugarlump café….and OMG! I totally got recognized from #BawdyStorytelling! Thanks to @DixieDLT i iz faaaamous! #
• @TheSmithSistahs Well, since I've got neither lover nor liker in my life,I surmise I am totally safe. in reply to TheSmithSistahs #
• @cunningminx Holy shit dude! Time for an intervention!! in reply to cunningminx #
• @kumimonster It is a grim time we're living in, madame. Grim, I say. in reply to kumimonster #
• I love that the Sugarlump Café has this sign – http://yfrog.com/35l4ej #
• @_RoseWhite_ *lol* this city is one big neighborhood that way! I hope you *graciously* gave them your autograph! in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
• Shit. Valentine's bullshit is ramping up. And just in time for PMS!!! #
• @_RoseWhite_ Extreeeeeme Fail, dude. Fans these days ain't what they used to be! :-p in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
• o_O RT: @BreakingNews Actor 'Rip' Torn charged with breaking into a CT bank with a loaded gun while intoxicated http://bit.ly/aCdeij #
• @coyotetoo How are you gonna be a "Twue Dominate Master ™" without 34 variations on the all black outfit?!?! in reply to coyotetoo #
• @viviane212 Nope! You'd better NetFlix that before word gets out!!! in reply to viviane212 #
• @patrasha Dude. Totally. I'm so going. in reply to patrasha #
• I'd forgotten I *HAD* an OK Cupid account…I tried to open one & flipped out @Mollena was already taken. Thankfully, it was just me #
• Lucha Libre with “1000% Fuerte Strongman” | Mission District @johnnyfuncheap http://bit.ly/bSKlfl holy shit! @Patrasha & I are rockin this! #
• #Tweetchronicity! @lunaraven13 sez http://twitter.com/lunaraven13/status/8433669351 @dharmawrites sez http://bit.ly/cijkJu #
• @robhuebel Donkeys? Lightsabre battle? Mormon Tabernacle Choir? Two dogs fucking? "Dead Nigger Storage" sign? Unified Theory? in reply to robhuebel #
• Ha! I got quoted on twitter! RT @queershoulder: “The structure needs to serve you – not the other way around.” – @Mollena #
• @viviane212 Thank Ganesha! I would hate to see you lose cred! in reply to viviane212 #
• These #OKCupid questions are really rough. Sex / Friends / Love / Ideas: pick ONE?!?!? Are you TRYING to make Gemini's life miserable?!?! #
• @ #LuchaLibre and after the American Anthem they're playing the Mexican anthem and people are doing this horizontal chest salute thing! #
• #LuchaLibre Ringmaster doing the Mexican anthem salute. http://yfrog.com/4fvdakj he's a cutie! #
• A little #LuchaLibre! http://twitvid.com/A4B05 hey @CrowdedFire, I think I just cast "Chad Diety." #
• #LuchaLibre is taking a turn for the WEIRD! The "bad Guys" in this match are the "Boarder Patrol" & their "trash talking" is HIGHLY bigoted! #
• I am ashamed to say that the "Border Patrol" dude who just ordered the "Mexican Garbage" to kneel and kiss his boots…totally turned me on. #
• A lil taste of the Delicious Racists of the #LuchaLibre team "La Migra" http://twitvid.com/3C032 Meowr. #
• @DangerousLilly Lucha Libre, baby! Saturday Nite Wrasslin matches! It also benefits a local High School in reply to DangerousLilly #
• So @Patrasha & I are in a tizzy at the excessive hotness at the #LuchaLibre tonight. Seriously. The #HittabilityIndex is through the ROOF! #
• @coyotetoo you need keys for ass-to-mouth? in reply to coyotetoo #
• A little of the Ladies of #LuchaLibre http://twitvid.com/3B562 #
• Oh my! Lots of swearing by the #LuchaLibre fighters! Even this little kid in front of us was sweaaring up a storm! @Patrasha are scandalized #
• I'm afreaid I'm going to become the "Yeti Hat Lady" because the fact people enjoy it so much makes me so happy! #
• @allaboutgeorge Bullshit. in reply to allaboutgeorge #
• It's challenging for you to get to the bottom of an important … More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #

• Thank Ganesha Its Friday. #
• @SexyShida •Always• try Google before asking •anything• on Twitter! in reply to SexyShida #
• @Wylddelirium Hey yeah! He's great! in reply to Wylddelirium #
• Sign on the soda fountain: "THE ICE MACHINE WILL BE FIXED TOMORROW" Some wag scrawled "The cake is a lie!" on it. #Geeks. #
• And yet I got the "the cake is a lie" reference despite never having even played Portal. *deep sigh* OK…back to porn and flamewars for me! #
• RT @TweetJeebus: Sorry I've been away again. Working hard on a new class of angels: the Sans-Serafim. They're only for the Swiss. #
• Arg!!! #CrankySingleBitch is…cranky!!! #
• #MoveOn If I unsubscribe from your list became I'm getting mail from you every day, it seems, sending me MORE asking me to come back = FAIL #
• God DAMN I need a massage. For realz, yo. #
• @heidihoover What a shitty morning! And what a wunnerful @MikeTRose! in reply to heidihoover #
• http://www.cryingwife.com/ I don't care if they are fake. I'm DYING over here!!! #
• Read @saynine's post about aftercare & stuff. Then bring me a fucking snack. http://say-nine.com/01/drop-and-aftercare-a-discussion/ #
• @mhoobler D00D the LOTR one is freaking AWESOME. in reply to mhoobler #
• @SisterMable HELL to the YES. in reply to SisterMable #
• Yeti Hat, bitches! http://yfrog.com/4a3fwhj Om nom nom nom nom! #
• OMG! How will they tell me http://img154.yfrog.com/i/3fwh.jpg/ from @jizlee?!?! http://yfrog.com/37zh3vj #
• @heidianderson Not officially, I don't think! It doesn't' turn me on, or make me feel spiritually awesome: I DO like fun hats in reply to heidianderson #
• OMG the Yeti hat has a little velcroed pocket inside of it!! #ThisIsTotallyAStashPouch #
• @Catwoman69y2k http://www.fuzzhats.com/!!!! in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
• @Catwoman69y2k Hey I know the Bunnywarez peeps! Their stuff is way adorable in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
• @saynine pix or it didn't happen!!! in reply to saynine #
• @saynine OK, I LOLed so hard right now. in reply to saynine #
• @KM_Zencat Thank you! That is so sweet of you!! **virtual confetti** in reply to KM_Zencat #
• @purplehayz I am so blushing,…thank you so much!! in reply to purplehayz #
• Psst! Hey! Hey sexeh! Take a sec & click here http://shortyawards.com/Mollena/ and vote for me in #BDSMEducation. Let's represent! #
• @LeatherYenta A-Fucking men. Fewer things are more jarring than having someone's behavior &actions shift "because their dominant is here." in reply to LeatherYenta #
• I'm talking to myself and my computer out loud at work. I hope everyone is wearing headphones. #
• @leesgreenberg @xiomberg @sashapixlee @joqatana You guys have ADDED to your status of AWESOME in reply to leesgreenberg #
• @abostick59 INdeed, I shall! it certainly goes with my awesome vest!! in reply to abostick59 #
• @DixieDLT *squeakity* thanks girl! in reply to DixieDLT #
• Angry Ovary is angry. Getting madder. This ≠ Win. #
• @DixieDLT I'm feelin superloved. I'm not sure we will have enough speed to get up to the "finals' as a category, but it cheered me GREATLY in reply to DixieDLT #
• @lunaraven13 I will never forgive you for the 2:36 of my life I will never get back O_o in reply to lunaraven13 #
• @sashapixlee I think maybe snacks! in reply to sashapixlee #
• This is a miserable night to not have an umbrella and to have to ride BART home. My wool sweater and Yeti hat aren't built for downpours. #
• @mhoobler You is teh b-b-b-bomb! in reply to mhoobler #
• 2 hours to get from work to BART…chilling @ the Orinda BART station so I can take another hour or so to get home. #ICantTakeMuchMoreOfThis #
• I forgot what peppers do to my gut. Then I gotta hold back farts for 2+ hours. Now? Its like in "Ghostbusters" when they shut down the grid. #
• My mood is lifted. The peeps on BART love my Yeti hat. http://yfrog.com/3lyavwj #
• Holy shit does everyone on this train snap crackle and pop the fuck out of their gum?! How that gets to me! #
• @LizzyD52 ¡No! in reply to LizzyD52 #
• @naylandblake Yaaaaay! Feel the Yeti Love! in reply to naylandblake #
• @avaamnesia the irony is I moved cars to avoid the first gal crackin' and encountered a fucking guy doing it. in reply to avaamnesia #
• It took me about 5 seconds to realise why the rather ordinary middle aged white guy in front of me was turning me on…fucking limeys. #
• The world needs more Yeti hats. Everyone on the train was smiling as I exited the car. That made me smile, too. #
• Argh. First time in months I'm spontaneously aroused and its that fucking bullshit. Ass wack accent fetish. #FML #
• @Catwoman69y2k I'm surprised it was permitted. There wasn't gum allowed at my school…popping was considered either "ghetto" or "Jersey" in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
• @thomasroche It makes me nuts! I'm weak. So very, very weak. in reply to thomasroche #
• @Angrydyke yay! One girl said she loved it. And nodded very enthusiastically, too in reply to Angrydyke #
• @Scrottle You smoke out your carpool buddy while stuck in traffic. Not polite! in reply to Scrottle #
• #CrassObjectification #UncalledforLeering and you can't really tell from this pic but DAMN girl's ass is SLAMMIN' http://yfrog.com/338dvrj #
• @seneca I had to let everything fly, man! in reply to seneca #
• @WantonMale •laughing insanely• I replayed the whole sequence in my head. Ha in reply to WantonMale #
• @SlipperyWhnWhet luckily these were fairly airy and I had some time fefore the train arrived! in reply to SlipperyWhnWhet #
• @rubberzebra woot! I shall from here on out! in reply to rubberzebra #
• @jizlee Some shit about honest people being lead by truth. wasn't a proper foutune at all! And, fore better or worse, I took a vow of hoesty in reply to jizlee #
• @jizlee ….so I'm all fine with exhortations to be honest. silly hat! in reply to jizlee #
• @thomasroche Dude. The latter, plxkthxbai! in reply to thomasroche #
• @darkgracie I know. It is terminal with me. I have tried for decades to shake it, minimize it. To little avail. in reply to darkgracie #
• @joqatana Thank you ! I love it very much! in reply to joqatana #
• @Angrydyke ^five!! in reply to Angrydyke #
• @Nix_Nepenthe in my case, 2 big haired East Bay firls doing it was more than enough for me. Oy! in reply to Nix_Nepenthe #
• @kahlanas Thank you for the shout out, mamacita! in reply to kahlanas #
• @theresa247 I was openly staring. ANd stunned that no one else around me was! in reply to theresa247 #
• @darkgracie *squeak* SO jealous you have a "regular fix!!" in reply to darkgracie #
• @Angrydyke I'd do a running chest bump but the last time I did I almost knocked @wendyblackheart over. in reply to Angrydyke #
• @Nix_Nepenthe I have that weird mouth sound thing. I have half a dozen or so things that drive me crazy….like super-sibilant "s" speakers in reply to Nix_Nepenthe #
• Carnitas burrito..salsa verde…ginger ale…fuzzy bathrobe…check. OK, things are looking up #
• Holy shit…even the nacho chips are good tonight! #ItsTheLittleThings #
• *drooling* @molten_emotion Taqueria CanCun. My holy grail…which I now RARELY eat as their meat is sourced from THE EVIL EMPIRE of IBP #
• I've had the problem since I was a kid, @darkgracie. Grew up on Pything, Fwlty Towers, BBC World. Then of course The Limey Musician happened #
• @Catwoman69y2k SO I guess more laid back than NYC schools in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
• Ganesha damn you, Chip Tha Ripper!! Every. Fucking. TIME. I see the word "interior" I have that dumb loop back in my fucking head #
• And if you don't know about "Interior Crocodile Alligator" do your self a favor and don't find out. #
• @sashapixlee I fucking told you man. in reply to sashapixlee #
• @avaamnesia It is the worlds most inexplicable meme. A snip from a freestyle rap that went viral while back. It is the worst brainworm. EVER in reply to avaamnesia #
• @avaamnesia OK, so remember "Badger Badger Badger, Mushroom"? this is even dumber and more insidious than that. in reply to avaamnesia #
• Q:Why is it that women say to there men that t… A:Often, lust and love ride on two different t… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/96624132 #
• Q:Is there anything that people say to you on … A:"How could *YOU* possibly be single?!?!"It n… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/96628457 #
• http://tinyurl.com/y9khorf Hilarity. Props to @OrangePlus "Will Riker Taught Me Everything I Know About Women" #
• @Nix_Nepenthe No. No, back away slowly. You are better off as a human. in reply to Nix_Nepenthe #
• Q:I was recently asked if I would consider pla… A:Don't you love it when people ignore what yo… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/96651760 #
• Q:How is having a play partner not having anot… A:That entirely depends on what the expectatio… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/96651941 #
• Q:What's something you've always wanted but would never buy for yourself?… A:A silver collar. http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/96653818 #
• @djmfzulu *blushing* Thank you! I really appreciate the props!! in reply to djmfzulu #
• Q:What would you say is the current political … A:Tough one…tough one…I'm strangely apolit… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/96690638 #
• Dare to "Go there." http://formspring.me/Mollena #
• WEEK'S BEST TWEET!: RT @djmfzulu: @Mollena my Twitter is for my DJ shit but sista there's always a plantation with your name on it! XOXO! #
• @djmfzulu I am laughing so brightly…you have made my week!!! in reply to djmfzulu #
• @lovings I've seen them! Their work is very lovely, isn't it! in reply to lovings #
• @hankito Thank you for the Re-Tweet! in reply to hankito #
• @MikeTRose OMG my condolences. *wincing* Good luck and Ganeshaspeed, my friend. in reply to MikeTRose #
• @lovings I think their bracelets are pretyt discreet, and quite sleek, too! in reply to lovings #
• dying laughing watching http://www.cryingwife.com/ because the "Lord of the Rings" one is so fucking choice it kills me. #
• @darinwilson Feel better man! in reply to darinwilson #
• @DrDuran I LOVE these videos. Oh shit…I am wheezing…the A.I. vid *gasp*…the 2012 video will make you laugh so hard…Oy! in reply to DrDuran #
• @ButchtasticKyle You are of course welcome…I am just glad it has something to say that you found helpful at all!! in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
• Getting an Unholy Urge to watch a movie I swore, many years ago, I'd never ever watch. Thankfully, I'm too tired to succumb and stream it. #
• @ButchtasticKyle Oh yeah…you have GOT to watch out for those Domosaurus Rex! in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DqgmYi_Dro Dolphins man. Seriously. how…what….holy….WIN! #
• @LadyHotchKiss I actually was not in attendance at the #SWLC! Though I hear it was a fun event! in reply to LadyHotchKiss #
• Time to warm up the sleeping cave and crawl in. Upside: the new Wahl arrived today. Downside: not particularly horny. #
• @xiomberg I am mesmerized…it is so playful and beautiful and awesome! in reply to xiomberg #
• Just when I think I've run out of ideas…pining for accents, looking for pr0n, I found a clip of Mark Davis fucking up some chick. FTW. #
• The Full Moon joins fiery Mars in your 3rd House of Immediate … More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
• @mistressmia I meat him once, a few years ago. Total babbling fangirl. an I said "Oh gosh, Mr. Davis. I've wacked off to you work so much!" in reply to mistressmia #
• @mistressmia well he found this very funny and said "That gets you a big hug!" and so it did. He was very charming. in reply to mistressmia #
• @mistressmia Glad to you you also appreciate his talents! in reply to mistressmia #
• @mistressmia did you see him in @TristanTaormino's "Rough sex" DVD? Holy crap. Ridiculously hot. in reply to mistressmia #

Yeah, welcome to my newest post…where I encourage you to LEAVE my blog and go read someone else’s.

While a Top and a bottom in BDSM experience different stress triggers and excitements, both produce body responses that brain must process and recover from. Whether it is a physical scene or a psychological one, the top receives pleasure while exerting emotional and mental control while the bottom produces chemical reactions to protect from the full effects of the treatment they are receiving.

~Saynine, in “Drop and Aftercare: a Discussion“

A remarkable post from my buddy Saynine, wherein he gathers thoughts and opinions from people and goes all reporterish and shit.

It is  really well-balanced and thoughtful meditation on something we can take for granted, and that is aftercare, and how it can lead to “post scene ‘drop’”

SO check it out! And tell him I said “Wasuuuuuup?!?”

• Upside to sleeping with heater on; sinuses somewhat better. Downside: I feel like a couple hundred pounds of Mo-Jerky. #
• @ammre Indeed, I did make the leap it wasn't actually the feline herself making the posts once they became coherent. in reply to ammre #
• @EssinEm Oh wow! I hope I got some action, somehow! Things have been mighty sparse lately! in reply to EssinEm #
• @CyberLizard •blushing• aw thanks so much! in reply to CyberLizard #
• @katebornstein I want to take a writing retreat in your home too!! Oo oo, me, me! in reply to katebornstein #
• Sparkly retreats make my world WIN! RT @katebornstein @Mollena You can retreat into my home any day of the week, any week of the year. Mwah! #
• Speaking of awesome, Miss @KateBornstein, guess who found out yesterday she's confirmed to pose for the #FolsomStreetFair poster?!?! in reply to katebornstein #
• @mauikink It is clearly your kryptonite. in reply to mauikink #
• @purplehayz Congratulations!! in reply to purplehayz #
• @katebornstein I will personally obtain one for you, Mama. Isn't that delightfully awesome? I am totally stoked. in reply to katebornstein #
• Aw shit. RIP. RT: @nytimes: NYT NEWS ALERT: J.D. Salinger, Author of 'The Catcher in the Rye,' Is Dead at 91 #
• @DaddiKat I can'r say WTF for sure. I *CAN* say that I've seen some of my more gut wrenching shit pass uncommented, so I figure that is why in reply to DaddiKat #
• Was grousing to @sparklydevil about a co-worker using Icy-Hot (gives me migraines) after I asked him to refrain. Turns out it was her. DOH! #
• @cunningminx Juuuuuust about…..! ;-P in reply to cunningminx #
• In my head I'm singing "IT'S PENIS BUTT VAGINA TIME!" to the tune of "Its Peanut Butter Jelly Time" and Ganesha help me I can't stop. #
• *sobbing* PENIS BUTT VAGINA! PENIS BUTT VAGINA! PENIS BUTT VAGINA WITH A BASEBALL BAT! #PleaseMakeItStop #
• @astreaw I am glad it is benefiting SOMEONE because i can't stop looping it…. in reply to astreaw #
• @xyverz Laugh it up, fuzzball. in reply to xyverz #
• @thedylanryan You are SO mean! Teh Toast is almost as bad as the hypnotoad! in reply to thedylanryan #
• Thank to that silly Doppelganger meme in facebook, a friend popped this in my ear ~ "Hate On Me" http://blip.fm/~jxyfk #
• @Im_Jon once I saw this stupid loop I had to love it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H8Ingggbqc in reply to Im_Jon #
• @xyverz @astreaw Yeah I've now listened to it like 3 times….. in reply to xyverz #
• @GentlemanSatyr Ha! Love TMBG! in reply to GentlemanSatyr #
• @mhoobler Now you are just being mean. in reply to mhoobler #
• @rubberzebra it is a bad one too, man….! in reply to rubberzebra #
• @rebelgrrrl1 **joins you in rumpshaking** in reply to rebelgrrrl1 #
• @avaamnesia the entire dungeon would stop. It must be done. in reply to avaamnesia #
• @mhoobler And You KNOW I hate safewording!!!! in reply to mhoobler #
• Only In New York: a dude playing with his cock on the uptown 6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcEbozgpI0o #
• Shocking realization: someone telling me I need to "Do what everyone else does" fills me with a slow-burning rage. Why? WHY?!? WHY must I?? #
• @cunningminx HELL yeah. I'll give you that, girl. in reply to cunningminx #
• @leatheryenta http://twitpic.com/108eo1 – Squeak! #
• Carppool buddy: "You wanna play 'Apples to apples' with us tonight?" I'm pleased to be asked but gotta work. Tuns out he was on the phone. #
• Nothing so awkward at being excited at a misdirected invitation #NotOneOfTheCoolKids #
• Truth. RT @NikolHasler Never take a comedy writer to stand up in Brookfield, WI. #
• @wanderingmattia I have to remember the desire for "security" isn't my core motivation, and let myself flex and grow, you know. in reply to wanderingmattia #
• @wendyrama what?? #
• @firefaunx chocolate! You sly fox! in reply to firefaunx #
• @mhoobler mmm….MacIntoshes? Delicious? Ooo… Pink Laaaaadiessssss! in reply to mhoobler #
• @jayndoh SO embarassing! in reply to jayndoh #
• @heidianderson Yay nerdii grrlz!! in reply to heidianderson #
• @sarahdopp Aww yeah….apple sauze….! :-p~~ in reply to sarahdopp #
• @oh_laurensage it sounds like it is kind of fun. My brain works in strange enough ways! in reply to oh_laurensage #
• @firefaunx I have that too! in reply to firefaunx #
• Yay doggie! RT @BreakingNewz: Dog drifts 75 miles on ice, rescued in Baltic Sea http://is.gd/7fXGo #
• Another miracle in #Haiti http://short.to/152sp but it makes my heart sink to think others may perish so slowly… #
• @saynine I'm totes friending her. Ha! in reply to saynine #
• @idiotandroid I have a t-shirt of that highway sign! in reply to idiotandroid #
• @saynine Aw. c'mon. I promise I won't cam with her! in reply to saynine #
• @Jaspamaster I got it up just fine. in reply to Jaspamaster #
• @Jaspamaster Ugh. in reply to Jaspamaster #
• @Jaspamaster That was unintentionally suggestive, in a really lame way. Sorry. in reply to Jaspamaster #
• @SilverDayDreams That is how filthy my brain is: OBVIOUS entendres escape my notice. in reply to SilverDayDreams #
• @saynine SO not so much on the candy & card on mother's day I take it! in reply to saynine #
• @wanderingmattia I think making your own secondary plan might squeeze out the beauty of letting life lead you somewhere even awesomer. in reply to wanderingmattia #
• Just saw an advert for a Jack-In-The-Box "meal deal" that would feed a family of three. Shit. Even HIGH I couldn't have eaten all of that! #
• OK. facing off for the final re-write. The nastiest one, too. Fuck. Not loving this part. #
• @whipartist I swear to Ganesh I will be so happy. And next time, I'll do this very, VERY differently. Believe that. in reply to whipartist #
• @_housekeeper Makes me miss The City in reply to _housekeeper #
• Steely Dan. Fuck the haters.I've loved you since Crazy Uncle Larry (RIP) gave me that 8-track of "Aja"and understood you when I moved to LA. #
• You know what? I'm a pretty good writer. Fuck this self-doubt bullshit. #
• I LOVE them, @Thomaskattus saw 'em in concert a few times. Damed if the show wasn't awesome. Despite my being one of 2 Black folks there. #
• @pantherapardus thans dude. I need the boost in reply to pantherapardus #
• @sarahdopp man this is the first I've seen and / or heard of this @SHesGeeky thing….. Must remove head from butt more often. in reply to sarahdopp #
• Writing about a really tough scene How tough? My *aftercare* was provided by one of the most notorious sadists in the Bay Area. #
• The funny part is, something like 8 years later, I'm just now plotting a scene with that top again. Time heals so many, may wounds #
• @saynine ((hugs)) in reply to saynine #
• @melina_star **beaming** thank you, sis! in reply to melina_star #
• Chatted with the gentleman arranging the #FolsomFair poster shoot. He said I was "adorable" and that I get to pose in TWO different outfits! #
• SO the doorbell went off and scared the shit outta me. It was the motherfucking UPS dude. That's a hard working motherfucker. #
• @Erinkyan what *KIND* of cake…? in reply to Erinkyan #
• @sroxy *squeakyblush* in reply to sroxy #
• @Erinkyan Ooo! Nice. Nice. in reply to Erinkyan #
• @sroxy If they did, it would be like in Harry Potter when the paintings are empty because the people inside have gone off. I'd be hiding! in reply to sroxy #
• @hardcorps80204 I *think* they sell them on the site but I will for sure find out! in reply to hardcorps80204 #
• @sroxy Using Red Velvet (cup)Cake is *cheating* you know….you know that, right? in reply to sroxy #
• @wanderingmattia Hm…..I could do worse. He's kinda cute… in reply to wanderingmattia #
• Holy shit I think I might have *JUST* now gotten the correct "frequency" of this damned manuscript. Praise Ganesha. #
• @b_playful My minions are EVERYWHERE!!! in reply to b_playful #
• @molten_emotion No but if people leave them as offerings i will sneak up and take them!! in reply to molten_emotion #
• Have I mentioned, @wyrdbyrd, that *I* was an extra in the video for "Century's End" ?? *strut strut** #
• I was also an extra in Billy Joel's way crappy "Tell Her About It" and let me tell you about this that swaying in the audience got old FAST #
• @Melkitty @mauikink You sillies!! I was 5-7 rows back, near the aisle. And a hotter, stuffier more annoying shot you couldn't IMAGINE! in reply to Melkitty #
• Off to bed. Shaking off my paranoia that the world is out to get me: imagining the WORLD is paranoid that I am out to get IT!! #
• @avatarkoo lotsa guys like cute chicks bopping around…to me, that makes more sense than a stadium fulla girls waving their cell phones in reply to avatarkoo #
• And I leave you with the brilliance of #5SecondFilms ~ "Emo Cowboys" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Ew9WHbQB8 #
• My imagination + memories of past exploits = better wank fodder than 96.32% or porn out there. #
• You might want to make a big show about finding your center to… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #

• Your life feels as if it's slowing down, but you may wish for … More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
• Fat @wholefoods employees punished. (Via @femmetron) http://bit.ly/7druHr #
• @MissAlice I'm bummed…my fat ass really loved their pastries, too. Ah well. in reply to MissAlice #
• There's a WALL of fog on the 101 @ Whipple…odd looking and slowing traffic. #
• @royrapoport How is the inverse "untrue?" That seems like semantics BS, frankly. in reply to royrapoport #
• @MyKillingFrost Which car? I don't have one yet, if that is what you were asking….? in reply to MyKillingFrost #
• Still have that behind the eyes headache, but my sinuses are draining. I'm trying to remember that this is a GOOD thing. Gross, but good. #
• @royrapoport If "affirmative action" meant I got a slice of pizza for $.10 and they got one for $4.00, yes. in reply to royrapoport #
• @royrapoport However, the @wholefoods policy isn't addressing hundred of years of slavery and ingrained racism and is HARDLY comparable. in reply to royrapoport #
• Not so much a cough, @GentlemanSatyr…this is sinus badness and all over weakness…no fever, though. #
• @royrapoport …although now I *DO* want an affirmative action pizza discount, dammit. in reply to royrapoport #
• http://unhappyhipsters.tumblr.com/ Ennui for the snacking! #
• @royrapoport "Punishment" is relative and still, IMO, a big stretch from @WholeFood's policy. Which I feel is nasty and discriminatory. in reply to royrapoport #
• @whipartist Look, I won't debate this. If you *can't* see the difference between your examples & what @Whole Foods is doing, we disagree. in reply to whipartist #
• I hope we get commercials with someone pouring blue liquid over an #iPad and declaring that the "iPad is 40% more absorbent!" #
• @pantherapardus Ew!! ALmost as bad as the Woomba! http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/woomba/229062/ in reply to pantherapardus #
• @sugarjacq LOVE this typo: Under the proposed settlement, eHarmony will[...]enable customers to use both sites without paying double feels." in reply to sugarjacq #
• @whipartist I don't. When I weighed 129 pounds, my BMI was STILL *higher* than most other women my height and weight. in reply to whipartist #
• @whipartist and I think it is shit to equate weight with "good" and "poor" behaviors, frankly. in reply to whipartist #
• #FetLife folk! The #MsSFLeather2009 Fundraiser info is up! Save the date and stay tuned! http://fetlife.com/events/12207 #
• @tomboy_femme YAY!! 10 points for you!! in reply to tomboy_femme #
• http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-zelda-rubinstein28-2010jan28,0,7612698.story RIP, Zelda Rubinstein…. Go into the light. #
• @bsgpr where?!? I haz too many emails !!! in reply to bsgpr #
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agT2GVNQjao Thank you Pee Wee… #
• If you wanna ride….don't ride the white horse…" http://blip.fm/~jvvuj #
• @Adipositivity I don't have the swimsuit (yet) but I'm in NY in March…we gotta do some shit, woman! #
• @bsgpr hey could you take that down so I don't get spammed?!?! in reply to bsgpr #
• *headdesk* Seriously folks…don't put people's emails up on the public Twitter feed. Spammers scour for this shit. #
• @MarshaCollier No…I have *no* idea and I'm a bit irritated, truth be told! Very odd. in reply to MarshaCollier #
• @MarshaCollier I did block that individual and report them for spam. I don't appreciate those sorts of shenanigans. in reply to MarshaCollier #
• @Ropecast Don't you be taking ganache's name in vain. in reply to Ropecast #
• @naylandblake Nooooooo!!! Dude in reply to naylandblake #
• @Adipositivity I'm in from the 14-22nd, so we should be good. I think between @LeatherYenta, @NaylandBlake & @Jaspamaster we can find rope. #
• http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jan/26/john-paul-ii-self-flagellation Pope John Paul II was a bit kinky, eh? Self-flagellation FTW! #
• @AliceSinAerie I hope he got some of that celestial aftercare! in reply to AliceSinAerie #
• I have plenty of people to talk "sense" to me and encourage caution…but caution and sensibility aren't what ignites magic. #
• @AliceSinAerie you can rest comfy knowing that there is NO WAY Ganesha would let His children suffer eternity without sweets! in reply to AliceSinAerie #
• @avaamnesia Dude. Quick. Haz a steak. in reply to avaamnesia #
• @OneHandedGUI I think "flesh pretzel" will be one of my new vocal warm-up tongue twisters. in reply to OneHandedGUI #
• @quotidianlight well, maybe because it ~is~ "old" and not something "The Church" condones, really. in reply to quotidianlight #
• It is way tougher to get my IT requests filled when I have to deal with th remote IT guys who can't see my boobs :-{ #
• @MarshaCollier *curtsy* Likewise, even if under these surreal and vaguely frowny circumstances! in reply to MarshaCollier #
• Quickie bit of AWESOME gossip on #ThePervertedNegress….I am in shock and can barely SQUEE! http://www.mollena.com/2010/01/poster-child/ #
• @hardcorps80204 I am pretty sure THEY will be dressing ME in reply to hardcorps80204 #
• @MarshaCollier Ruh roh! I'd better clean up my twitter living room…I'm not #65th worldwide on #CurseBid by accident in reply to MarshaCollier #
• @ms_bbwliz *squeak* SO. EXCITED! Thank you!! in reply to ms_bbwliz #
• @avflox •waving hi• I'm peepin' you on the recommendation of one of your fans. So hellew! #
• @Angrydyke do we need a domaintervention? @sarahdopp has a domain addiction….maybe ICANN Anonymous? in reply to Angrydyke #
• @joqatana über supersonic squee, for sure!! in reply to joqatana #
• @Angrydyke •recoils hissing• vile temptress!!!! in reply to Angrydyke #
• @dopegirlfresh •dies laughing• the bowties ALONE would be worth it!!! in reply to dopegirlfresh #
• @SexyShida Well, she •is• boomin'! in reply to SexyShida #
• @abiolatv my head would explode at the speed of Jesus is what would happen. in reply to abiolatv #
• Shit…just saw a douchebag in a dark Subaru knock over a scooter and didn't catch the plate. Fuck! #
• @cunningminx damn, beotch….how many points you tryinta rack up?!?! in reply to cunningminx #
• I'm eating a bowl of soba at the local Japanese vegan restaurant. #SignsOfTehApocaplyse #
• @avaamnesia I think this is part of the cooling of my blood…lesss red meat helps to reduce that unfulfilled bloodlust? Mebbe? in reply to avaamnesia #
• @avaamnesia …though we might just be losing it, man!! in reply to avaamnesia #
• @avaamnesia •so blushing• I'm fortunate to have @SubstantiaJones behind the lens… she's friggin' awesome! in reply to avaamnesia #
• My sense of smell is nuts…dude across the restaurant dumps an Emergen-C into his water and 2 minutes later I'm overwhelmed with sweetness. #
• @avaamnesia thank you prettygirl. it is an honor and delight to be beautiful to beauty. in reply to avaamnesia #
• @avaamnesia FLATTERY CUNTPUNCH!! in reply to avaamnesia #
• @avaamnesia and love to you, miss awesomesausage. Speaking of which…when are we at the same gig again…? in reply to avaamnesia #
• @MinaMeow I was practising my brutal "Compliment-Fu" on the smoochtastic @AvaAmnesia! in reply to MinaMeow #
• @avaamnesia Dood you ain't going to that there Madtown Kinkfest…? in reply to avaamnesia #
• @MinaMeow You better watch out…as you bow I might sneak around da back and give ya a BOOTY SMACK BEATITUDE!!! in reply to MinaMeow #
• @avaamnesia Dangnabbit in reply to avaamnesia #
• Grimly taking knife and scissor to the draft of my little book…..again. #
• @sashapixlee As a virgin author in this particular side of things, this is one cherry that is painful as fuck in the losing. in reply to sashapixlee #
• Ugh. Stabbity pain in belly. I hope this isnt a psychosomatic symptom of my feeling like a failure as a writer. Fuckity. #
• @ButchtasticKyle Thanks so much. Neither feels good right now. And even if someone told me I wasn't shite I probably wouldn't believe them. in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
• @GalFawkes I'm trying to talk myself out of the worry it is an ovarian cyst flare-up. Which it probably is. in reply to GalFawkes #
• @GalFawkes Not really: my first flare-up this summer educated me: the only "treatment" is to wait til they rupture or get "too big" in reply to GalFawkes #
• @GalFawkes if they become huge, surgery might be in order. Otherwise, you have to take painkillers and wait it out. in reply to GalFawkes #
• @kumimonster kick his ass on my behalf, willya? in reply to kumimonster #
• OK. You win, "Wednesday." I'm going to bed #
• @avflox I wish too. Let us all wish together. *holds hands* Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya….. in reply to avflox #
• Weirdly anxious + belly uncomfy = not leading to sleep. #
• @MsSamber if you retweet the cat's tweets doesn't that eliminate the bennies to the whole "cat has its own twitterfeed" thing? in reply to MsSamber #
• @DaddiKat That is the rule. The harder a thing is to talk about the harder it is to pipe up. ((Hugs)) in reply to DaddiKat #
• @abiolatv I'm grateful for the friends who love me when I'm having a hard time loving myself. in reply to abiolatv #
• @outlawdiva I have been negligent in my stem trimmming…I will add that to me repitoire. in reply to outlawdiva #
• @ButchtasticKyle sleep tight! in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
• You might have a very challenging time explaining your feeling… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #

I am so excited I am beyond words.

I’ve been asked to pose for the poster for the Folsom Street Fair 2010.

Throw confetti on me!

• Your key planet Mercury is good for a surprise or two today, s… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
• Woke to a headache, painful throat, simmering sinuses and drymouth like I'd been giving The Scarecrow a blowjob. Man I feel like shit. #
• Ha. I love scaring my roomie when she's unaware I'm at home. Busted her cranking up the stereo and jumping around. #ItsTheLittleThings #
• @ButchtasticKyle make it two parts and post the 2nd part 1st. in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
• @rubberzebra dude. So. Much. Phail. :-{ feel better! in reply to rubberzebra #
• NyQuil shot and water and I'm making like an otter with my blanket as seaweed because it is what I need… #
• Ha….that last one was like a little ditty…singable tweets! #
• I have a "So crazy it just might work!" Plot to get me car-enabled for which I have @Raging_Journey1 on point. #
• I didn't know it was even physically possible to sleep for 10 hours straight after 6 hours of sleep. I had weird dreams but I do feel better #
• @Ms_Sparrow It seems to involve passing out….and marathon dreams about complicated hotel rooms and talking cats who refuse to speak…! in reply to Ms_Sparrow #
• @quotidianlight you know, I've heard conflicting things about "catching up" on sleep but I can say today's marathon was obviously needed! in reply to quotidianlight #
• @julianna509 yeas a couple of my co-workers had the hauntening….my damage is upper respiratory. But seems to be on the upswing! in reply to julianna509 #
• @rubberzebra Interesing! Still baffled by the swastike but perhaps it were a drinking song loving Hindu tagger what done it. in reply to rubberzebra #
• @LeatherYenta Yay! Me, too in reply to LeatherYenta #
• @heidihoover @MikeTRose y'all need a handjob. http://www.ineedahandjob.com in reply to heidihoover #
• @LScribbens splorp a plunger on the bald spot and drag 'em by that in reply to LScribbens #
• @morgasmo …..but then I would feel like I was back at work! in reply to morgasmo #

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Exposing My Self to Airport Security - I stared right at her until she looked away and called for assistance for a pat-down search.  I gaped, chin dropped: holy shit, they’re gonna give me a pat down cuz I’m packing a silicon cock.

Prefect’s Prerogative - When I neglect this duty, or don’t perform it to his satisfaction, he makes me light a fire in his room, and stand in front of it in just my school shirt and white socks.

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Zipless - “I have some Scotch in my room—maybe you’d join me? You know, in the interest of not drinking alone…” She smiled. Perhaps she could yet salvage the day’s ending.

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• The Moon's return to your sign today reminds you that you have… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
• Its funny. I consider "5 minutes" or "at 2:30" to be specific measures and markers. Not everyone shares this (apparently) archaic belief. #
• @languid Yeah I do love it! Thankfully the friends who invited me do get tix fairly regularly…hopefully I will be able to go again soon. in reply to languid #
• @EssinEm Oh. My. God. Someday I gotta tell you the crazy drunk Limey "Funky Cold Medina" story & the "Funky Cold Medina" brain cell theory. in reply to EssinEm #
• On the freeway behind a pervert in a beamer. Hi perv! Dammit…lost 'em before I could cruise them. #
• I know a few of those, @Adisson89. Its like, OK. I get shit happens and makes you flex time. But if you do, you apologise for lateness! in reply to Adisson89 #
• @SkyPilotProjCEO This is a climate thing, methinks. Warmer climate people tend to be more relaxed about time. in reply to SkyPilotProjCEO #
• Don't dig dissing clothing choices relative to someone's weight. Who gets to say if something's "appropriate" for a fat person? #
• My first act as Empress of Everything will be to OUTLAW MEN'S BODY SPRAY. **sneezing angrily** #
• @joqatana *THAT* is fucking HILARIOUS. in reply to joqatana #
• @MockngbirdGirl There is also a DIvision Of High Pressure Hosing you can manage…. in reply to MockngbirdGirl #
• @darinwilson @raging_journey1 I'd MUCH rather hear "10-20 minutes" than hear "5" and wait 10, you know??? in reply to darinwilson #
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T8y5EPv6Y8 "Werner Herzog Reads Curious George" …freaking hilarious. #
• Girl-targeted….. Ouija….board…?? http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3107661 #
• @danielle_dv8 …because nothing says girly-girl like fucking with alternate spiritual entities!!! in reply to danielle_dv8 #
• @KinkyCourtesan HOLY SHIT!! I'm about to implode!! Are you kidding?!? This made me cry!!! Thank you.. wow. in reply to KinkyCourtesan #
• @coyotetoo ha! Let me think…I might have something in the big-ass pile of writing on the old blog *lol* in reply to coyotetoo #
• RT @wyrdbyrd: @Mollena Best response I've heard to "You don't act Black" is "Oh, so you've been acting all this time?" #
• Humble thanks to @KinkyCourtesan for her blog post about *my* blog that made me so proud and happy and grateful http://bit.ly/SWgkB #
• Chatting with mt friend on IM, as she described a "top who looks like Idi Amin." I'm all "Wai-wai-wai-wait…I think I know that guy." #
• If I can name 10 people to whom I would not bottom, a top who looks like Idi fucking Amin is in the top five. #
• @jimmj8871 I don't mind teh ebilz & teh craycray…several of my best friends are there. Flagrant STD & the cannibalism, tho…hard limit. in reply to jimmj8871 #
• @joqatana *roffling* Nice. Nice. in reply to joqatana #
• @saynine That would give me the fear. Poor guy :-\ in reply to saynine #
• @Glitteratii wait "FOX" "news" is saying this? The same "network" that regularly fakes footage? I'd see if there is independent confirmation in reply to Glitteratii #
• @BlogWellDone I would be careful…. Mr. Marlon Brando was fond of butter in "Last Tango in Paris," too…. in reply to BlogWellDone #
• @saynine HA! I just scared my stablemates with that one. in reply to saynine #
• @Babecakes Ya feel me tho?!?! *laughs* in reply to Babecakes #
• @Babecakes being one of his 17 syphilis infected wives, maybe…? in reply to Babecakes #
• I'm amused when I see a married/partnered /otherwise committed couple/group on #FetLife and only 1 of them indicates so on their profile #
• @avaamnesia Good lookin' out. in reply to avaamnesia #
• @leesgreenberg *lol* are yuone of those folks? Awesome! May I ask why you and your partner(s) choose to have different status indicators? in reply to leesgreenberg #
• @leesgreenberg OK, that's it!! #YouAreOnATimeOut!! in reply to leesgreenberg #
• @leesgreenberg wait, what? I am confoobleds. in reply to leesgreenberg #
• @Glitteratii I did a *quick* scan and can't see any alerts, stories, news blips or warnings against PVC at present! in reply to Glitteratii #
• @leesgreenberg No, I followed you a while back. I had the same thing with @GentlemanSatyr. Follows from 3rd party apps don't always take. in reply to leesgreenberg #
• @Evinxiamor Aaaaaah! Now I gotta find the "Pure Energy" remix!!!! in reply to Evinxiamor #
• Information Society – What's On Your Mind (Pure Energy) Extended Version 1988: http://blip.fm/~jrfm0 I blame @Evinxiamor #
• @Hedonia what the…where is that alleged data coming from? in reply to Hedonia #
• Fugees feat Lauryn Hill ~ Everything Is Everything: http://blip.fm/~jrg8t #
• @Mojo4Melo Drama is shit..but an uneven link might generate *more* drama than not…? in reply to Mojo4Melo #
• Something is wrong…I'm listening to Prince and I STILL do not want to have sex. #Broken #
• @DixieDLT Sheeeit…have two! in reply to DixieDLT #
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lbtR-Vm6nQ Stormtroopers busting a move!!! #
• I have the fear, @LScribbens that I am ded inside…I went so far at to bust out "Erotic City" http://tinyurl.com/y9al7nq and still nothin' #
• Is it even POSSIBLE to get the same rating twice on a Meyers-Briggs test??! Or does Gemini trump Myers-Briggs? *laughs* #
• TV Remote. Beer can. Toothbrush. Cell phone. $20. Someone's face. A cigarette. #ThingsMenPutTheirPenisesNextToForScaleInDickShots #
• @MsLorelei Um…in quarters or dimes? I will assume it isn't pennies…! in reply to MsLorelei #
• Not at all creepy real-life Bratz Doll head mask things. http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=314476.msg3619009;topicseen #
• @phillyeboni "His" being who? The playpartner your friend asked out on a date…? #
• @MsLorelei aw…why do they bust out the average joes? I'm fine with average joes but you've no need to display that! in reply to MsLorelei #
• @GentlemanSatyr Aw shit dude. Yeah I feel ya…small comfort: I find the quick decisive blow better than the tepid avoidance and wishiwashi. in reply to GentlemanSatyr #
• @_Ten_10 and that is why I absolutely hate that FetLife group "sluts cunts and whores." I have nothing but dislike for presumed familiarity. in reply to _Ten_10 #
• @Ropecast dimplemonster! Those run in the family? in reply to Ropecast #
• @_Ten_10 OMG that might be the best I've seen. in reply to _Ten_10 #
• Ran into John. The ex-unboyfriend just now on the street…I waved and said hi, he was on he phone. And kept talking. Hurtful. #
• How do I deserve to be blown off like that? Wow, ok. Wow. Yep. Gonna cry in 5…….4…….3….. #
• And of course now I've no stomace for supper and the downpue begins. My life •IS• a Fellini movie. #
• @ButchtasticKyle And I would make sure your boot was well polished thereafter. in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
• I texted to tell him I was hurt. He said he was concentrating. I GOT he was busy. That's why I stood quietly till he *turned away from me* #
• This is some bullshit. #
• @firefaunx thank you…gotta get on the chocolate post Soup! in reply to firefaunx #
• @GentlemanSatyr yeah….indeed. in reply to GentlemanSatyr #
• @missbhavens thanks mamacita…I'm trying to keep that in mind. in reply to missbhavens #
• @Babecakes I got a skinny blonde haired blue eyed nigga beggin' for that shit. I know you have my back! in reply to Babecakes #
• @ReadNEat Hey thanks…I'm trynya keep that head up. in reply to ReadNEat #
• @jayndoh I'm afraid I can't find an argument against shin kicking….you and @Butchtastic kyle can have one shin each…? in reply to jayndoh #
• @GalFawkes I'm sorry…its a shitty feeling, huh? in reply to GalFawkes #
• @raging_journey1 how has he managed to sink SO much further into douchebaggery AFTER we stopped not being bf/gf is a fucking miracle. in reply to raging_journey1 #
• @seananmcguire he gort way doucher aftwer we stopped not dating. Stunning trick, that. in reply to seananmcguire #
• @Shatter242 he sure has managed to act that way. I just wish I didn't care. in reply to Shatter242 #
• @seneca its surprising how much it hurt in that moment. in reply to seneca #
• @queershoulder ((love)) in reply to queershoulder #
• @ButchtasticKyle ahrgh…I suppose that's the healthier spin. Better than him not wanting to commit to me yet committing to his next gf…. in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
• @ButchtasticKyle …the gf he ostensibly wasn't calling his gf at the point we had our post (un)breakup booty call. Yay drama avoided. in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
• @Babecakes Appreciated. @jayndoh and @ButchtasticKyle are on shin duty. I feel better already! in reply to Babecakes #
• @AliceSinAerie you're right…I just get this thing where I feel like I shouldn let it bother me and that I'm lame that it does. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
• @melina_star yeah…I'm trying…but it hurts my feelings. in reply to melina_star #
• @seneca I know! Emotional clear clue sky lightning strikes. in reply to seneca #
• @Shatter242 the Ennui Færie!! in reply to Shatter242 #
• @melina_star I sure did let him know it was rude and hurtful. in reply to melina_star #
• OH @ dinner: The Girl next to me reads her texts. "Ouch. Nothing like telling someone you love them and having them not say it back." #
• My sinuses are staging an oxygen lockout. And myy ears are clogged. That's weird. Weird and sucky. #
• @ dinner & I get freaked out then they do birthday singalongs…they dim the lights so surreptitiously I fear I have sudden onset glaucoma. #
• RT @Bextopia Argh! I think I have destroyed my first knitting project trying to wash and block it. Can anyone help?? #
• Odd sensation of having my legs going wibbly on me just now. My head feels filled with cement. I think the Zinc & vitamins lost this one. #
• @Bextopia Aahh. I still got it. in reply to Bextopia #
• Thanks, friends, for the boosts through a bumpy night. From hugs to Zen to promises of a little of the old Ültraviolence, my sad is lessened #
• Disturbing graffitti I saw tonight. http://yfrog.com/1dm69tj really, people?? #
• @vicious_kind its the little things. in reply to vicious_kind #
• Yeah, @Thomaskattus…either shite left handed nazis or confused Hindus: that swastika is going in the original direction. in reply to Thomaskattus #
• @vicious_kind I heart fancies! in reply to vicious_kind #
• @leesgreenberg the vandalism AND the message combine to exponentially worse badnesses. in reply to leesgreenberg #
• @rubberzebra I am not sure what you mean in reply to rubberzebra #

• So…yeah. my brains are oatmeal and my butt is all accy, so that's awesome! #
• You actually find pleasure in being serious today because you … More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
• I got clever on my aftercare treats. @SisterMable doesn't eat sweets, so she got aftercare jerky ;-D #
• In spite of •knowing• it isn't true, I feel like I'm disappointing the top if I call a scene. Wound up yellowing tonight: lost my bereathing #
• I have to say it has been a while since someone was so attentive and focused on me for a scene like that. #
• @ButchtasticKyle what the….it looks like randy marmosets had an orgy up there!!! in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
• @SisterMable ((hugs))Yay! I will have something effusiver to say at a later time ;-D in reply to SisterMable #
• *blink*meep*blink* wish I had more time to sleep but newp! Gotta meet up with the team and get cracking on #MsSFL and #IMsL work. #
• RT @big_ben_clock BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG #
• SAVE THE DATE!!! February 20th is the @MsSFLeather2009 Tantalizing Tea Party & Fundraiser! (plz RT & Mark Your Calendar!) #
• SAVE THE DATE!!! February 21st is the @MsSFLeather2009 Tantalizing Tea Party & Fundraiser! (plz RT & Mark Your Calendar!) #
• @oh_laurensage @mhoobler muchisimas gracias for spreadin' the love!! in reply to oh_laurensage #
• @oh_laurensage Not yet… but do please keep an eye out; I will be posting the initial info in the next day or so! in reply to oh_laurensage #
• @darinwilson "jazz star" parking would be illegally in an alley where the fuzz is on the take, so its all cool, brother. in reply to darinwilson #
• @SilverDayDreams ….Conan is also hung like a horse. This per an ex. in reply to SilverDayDreams #
• Had to decline a last-minute ticket offer to see Teatro ZinZanni tonight… grr. I have so much to do and am so tired… #
• @suldrew Nice. Nice. in reply to suldrew #
• RT @nytimes: For Transgender People, Name Is a Message http://bit.ly/8ROs1q #
• @raging_journey1 I wish you were here…I'd set you on the project of finding me a &^%$ car! in reply to raging_journey1 #
• @sfkerigirl He is looking to cougar *you*? What is he, 19? in reply to sfkerigirl #
• @raging_journey1 You have more magic than I do, I think…I have heard so many cautionary tales. in reply to raging_journey1 #
• @Shatter242 I should try to squeeze one of them in there, huh… in reply to Shatter242 #
• I'm in that bemusing place where it has been long enough since my last sexual encounter that I'm not sure I want to have sex at all. #
• My goodness…just as I start thinking I've caught up with one thing two more pop up. My "To-Do" list is a damned Hydra. #
• @courtneytrouble Do something supercrazy and keep it a secret from everyone. in reply to courtneytrouble #
• @naylandblake My Guy's pretty good with it…and at the very least, His Elephant-Headed Lordship is good for a snack & big sympathetic ears. in reply to naylandblake #
• Why don't I have a dumbwaiter that brings me Thai soups from a secret subterranean lair of Awesomeness? What a world….what a world…! #
• Sinuses getting cranky and the throat getting tickly and am deeply unamused. Hello fistfuls of vitamins and a snootful of Zicam… #
• @Klawdya I hope there is, at least, a good story behind it in reply to Klawdya #
• FaceBook baffles me. Someone sent me a friend request. I go to reply ok, sure, and then I am told *MY* request to *THEM* is pending…? Odd! #
• @NaylandBlake http://yfrog.com/auastbj I will join you from the left coast. #
• @Shatter242 I can't remember that scene! in reply to Shatter242 #
• @naylandblake Aw man….my bad! :-} in reply to naylandblake #
• @bootpig And what a delightful time that must be in reply to bootpig #
• @sarahdopp Yes…the weirder I reveal myself to be the more I hear "Me, too!" in reply to sarahdopp #
• @aagblog http://bit.ly/4K6CB0 while bizarrely mislabled, this one's better than most… in reply to aagblog #
• RT @Adipositivity: The Adiposer goes green. [Adipositivity update] http://www.adipositivity.com #
• #YouAreJadedIf you see this headline "RT @sfbaynews: Kaelin Clay, WR From Long Beach Poly, Commits to Cal" and think "Yay, commitment!" #
• Holy SHIT. Pie in a god-damned-jar!! (via @leighj) http://bit.ly/8bnW4l #
• The Bitch-ass Kittehs of teh Corn, who have been causing much aggrievement, are now squeaking adorably at my door as I ignore 'em. Bastards. #
• Oh look! I forgot to eat today. A pot of coffee, a soy milkshake, a grape soda and 2 truffles isn't a very good nutritional intake. #
• On the "Yay!!!!" note, I've confirmed to present at #FloatingWorld2010 Oh yeah, Jersey. It's on. #
• @LScribbens dude….I dunno…little fresh baked jar-pies look so awesome!! However, "jarpies" w/o a hyphen sounds like a mythical monster in reply to LScribbens #
• @mauikink @badbadgirlx Who would have thought it could be tempting? #
• @ButchtasticKyle The cuteness might stop me from being able to eat it. Well, for like 13.45 seconds. Then I would orally molest it. in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
• Late night supper: popcorn and leftover Hawai'ian macaroni salad. What?? #
• @wanderingmattia a delightful little hole in the wall place that @SisterMable took me to last night. And damn, it is perfect! in reply to wanderingmattia #
• FFS! Grr. ***does virtual stomp over to Amazon** I'm buying another Wahl. Fuck this shit. Why did I ever stray from you, Wahl "massager"?? #
• @outlawdiva You would pump up the volume on a batch o-jar-pies. I'm just sayin'. in reply to outlawdiva #
• @Quinola And how lame is it that the logier I get from the lack of food the longer it takes for me to remember to eat?? in reply to Quinola #
• @quotidianlight It overheats and now the charge lasts for only 10 minutes….and after 5, it is deadslow. in reply to quotidianlight #
• @quotidianlight The Wahl is hella quieter than the Accuvibe. *sigh* But yes, I was lured by the cordlessness in reply to quotidianlight #
• @quotidianlight it is super basic: elbow noodles and mayo something. They put some island style crack in there too. I don't know what it is! in reply to quotidianlight #
• LULZ. Oh yeah. RT @sarahdopp: @mollena are you really forgetting why you strayed from the Wahl? Does SHEETS ON FIRE mean anything to you? #
• @wanderingmattia I totally agree, man. growing up in NYC you learn that to be law! in reply to wanderingmattia #
• @sarahdopp *eyes watering* now I am remembering how I shared that at an AA meeting. *weeps* Good times. Good times. in reply to sarahdopp #
• @pudgym29 Picket them sonsabitches!!! in reply to pudgym29 #
• Yep @wyrdbyrd Wahl is 2nd only to the Eroscillator which is for Special Occasions. Can't do Hitachi. Don't want "Riverdance" on my ladyparts #
• @quotidianlight yep. @SarahDopp and I had the same prob. HOWEVER the new model, with black cord, is reinforced at the problem point. in reply to quotidianlight #
• @badbadgirlx That superduper depends on where in the US you want to go! And I can't name faves…not if I wanna be invited back! *lol* in reply to badbadgirlx #
• @badbadgirlx But in terms of newer folks, I *HIGHLY* recommend starting at smaller events. Even I get swallowed up in bigger events. in reply to badbadgirlx #
• @coyotetoo I am hoping it is something like that, and not that I am secretly hideous…or odd smelling. in reply to coyotetoo #
• Oh crap. I forgot that, post ass-beating, your butt gets itchy. **scoots on the blanket like a wormy mutt** #
• @JustOnyx Indeed I was lucky enough to have a really lovely evening nomming, chatting, girltalking and whuppins with @SisterMable in reply to justonyx #
• @kahlanas it was almost 2 hours….that seemed to do the trick!! #ItchyButt in reply to kahlanas #
• Submissives: "You aren't acting like a sub" is a bullshit slam. About as sensible as "Gee, you don't act Black." I don 't ACT. I AM. #
• @whipartist ……because you are mean…? in reply to whipartist #
• @badbadgirlx I *CAN* officially plug #InternationalMsLeather since it is on my turf and I will be in the running in reply to badbadgirlx #
• @polymoraine I tend to masturbate for expediency. The Eroscillator is more a a slow jam as opposed to a techno beat. in reply to polymoraine #
• @mErocrush More difficult when, as was the case that inspired my outburst, the person WAS that person's sub. Happy to report that is done. in reply to mErocrush #
• Best. #Formspring. Answer. EVAR. RT @ScarletLotus: Q:WHO'S YO' DADDY??? A:Your mom. She just loves that hot genderfuckery! #
• Ganesha,have mercy. We're out of chocolate truffles!!! *kicks dejectedly through the DisasterPileSlagMess* #
• FaceBook: your target marketing-fu is mighty. Clearly you grokked I was at the Excalibur recently. But my head throbs when I see it in an ad #