The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2010-01-15

January 15, 2010

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2010-01-15

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 9:00 am

It's a smart idea for you to go over the details of a proposed… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
Asdfghjkl…. blurblemphml…. again with this morning thing? Argh… #
RT @raquelita GREAT Best #Sex Writing 2010 review on @Jezebel by @jezebelannan quoting @Mollena on race play+BDSM! http://vb.ly/1yyq #
High five, @Raquelita! Thank you so much! #
RT @BreakingNews Text message donations raise more than $1 million dollars for Haiti in one day http://bit.ly/80A9Eq (Keep it going!) #
@Elisa49cf4 Thank you…I'm gambling on the hope that this is sweeping all of the icky out and the rest of 2010 is gonna be win! in reply to Elisa49cf4 #
@xpeeps Can't we skip to, say, brunch…? in reply to xpeeps #
@kahlanas Holy shit…! I'm fluttermoxed! That's pretty cool, yo! in reply to kahlanas #
@avatarkoo Fucking a awesome is what….truly amazing. in reply to avatarkoo #
@RippleeSeverin THAT would be the shit right there. Smurfy pubes! in reply to RippleeSeverin #
@_RoseWhite_ You know, I totally thought about that after I sent it and then was all "don't be condescending! She might know what it is!" in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
@_RoseWhite_ it is a celebratory move after a sport score; slamming the ball into the grouund. Ofter accompanied by complex victory dances. in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
@ButchtasticKyle OMG that is freakin' HILARIOUS. in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
Analyzing some recent communication patterns. Realizing I have expectations about communication that are misaligned with the majority. #
Eating the #BitterWaferOfFail realizing that a lack of reciprocity in communication is a good sign that they "just aren't that into you." #
Six days later and the headsmash injury is still visible. Dang! http://yfrog.com/1y5cozlj #
RT @sherynb: @mollena ROFL. Robert Frost is said to have said "The problem with communication, is the illusion that it has occurred." #
@sherynb That is one smart-ass motherfucker right there. in reply to sherynb #
@sashapixlee I'm glad….what a whinefest :-\ in reply to sashapixlee #
MC Frontalot "It Is Pitch Dark" http://blip.fm/~j5uo4 "You…are…like-ly….to….be…eaten….by…a….grue…." #
Those who know me know I LOVE my beverages. I'm diverting my beverage $ to #Haiti by texting "YELE" to 501501 in lieu of lattes. #
If we take a moment to think of the things we take for granted, that $10 for lunch isn't much to reallocate, is it? Text "HAITI" to 90999 #
Listening to some new (to me) grooves..Brazilian Girls "Homme" http://blip.fm/~j4yf6 digging it… #
Any tango / Django fans wanna hit me with some love via Blip links, I'd accept this gratefully. #
I have absolutely NO memory of where I left my bag last night…on BART? At the restaurant? In my friend's car? Is it on my bed even now? #
Sleep Deprivation will make you its bitch within 48 hours #
Well, @ButchtasticKyle The symptoms I had were commensurate with a "mild concussion" and kept me low-key for a good 3 days. #
@wyrdbyrd Oh people *do* offer food to wild rats. Just because they have nice fluffy tails and do that scampering up trees thing in reply to wyrdbyrd #
@darinwilson It is socked in THICK around SFO and clear and beautiful down here in the SoBay So, you know. the usual. in reply to darinwilson #
@suldrew It was foggy when *I* left…slacker. in reply to suldrew #
LOLJesus http://mollena.tumblr.com/post/334364397/lol-jesus #
@wyrdbyrd http://mollena.tumblr.com/post/334367348/this-ones-for-byrdie-p in reply to wyrdbyrd #
Yeah, @rubberzebra Demigods have a NOTORIOUSLY bad sense of "lifetimes"…trust me on this *laughs* #
http://tinyurl.com/ya787wl "The NY Tyrant Guide to Not Being A Horrible Writer in the year 2010" #FTW #
What the…what am I looking at…WHY would a guy put his peen into the nostril of a cow? #WhatHasBeenSeenCannotBeUnseen #
@morgasmo The cow doesn't seem to mind…and as an omnivore, I abuse animals, too, soooo…yeah. I can't stop looking at it! in reply to morgasmo #
Bukake Contract ~ http://mollena.tumblr.com/post/334411933/bukake #
@joqatana I am willing to take that hit to make you smile. in reply to joqatana #
This is what happens when the Bullshooters Dart Convention crashes @Shibaricon (kinda NSFW) http://tinyurl.com/yb2vrnn #
@Dismal_Moron Aw how can it be NSFW? it is just words! in reply to Dismal_Moron #
OK, having an emotional hairball epiphany. Enough already. Can I NOT haz self-knowledge, plz? #
Fascinating felted artwork http://stacyalexander.blogspot.com/2008/03/stephanie-metz-never-felt-better.html #
RT @nprnews: If Haiti Was Cursed, It Was By The French http://su.pr/2p9ogP (Let the Francobashin' begin) #
New on The Perverted Negress http://mollena.com "Bad Submissive." Wherein I ponder lazy perverts…and my own fears. #
New #SnacksAndShit. Win. http://www.snacksandshit.com/2010/01/459.html #
@dharmawrites Thank you!!! I seriously thought it wasn't going to make any sense to anyone :-\ in reply to dharmawrites #
@heidianderson *laughs* Oy that dude…yeah. Well, I hope he enjoyed himself in reply to heidianderson #
@cremebruleecart SERIOUSLY?!?! *&^%$*& I swear to GANESHA do you watch my schedule to see when I'm ~NOT~ going to be in the 'Hood?!?! in reply to cremebruleecart #
Thanks @kahlana for commenting on an old blog post. I did NOT need to be distracted. http://tinyurl.com/yf32x6r (warning: graphic) #
@JulianWolf I saw "and" and read "as" and wondered how @SarahSloane woudl approach playing me. Hah. in reply to JulianWolf #
@LeatherYenta Let me know what you settle on. I need one, too. in reply to LeatherYenta #
*reading trending topics* I'm-a be politically horrible. So watch out. When the fuck did Twitter become so fucking ghetto? #
@saynine Feel it!! in reply to saynine #
@SilverDayDreams it isn't just me, right?? in reply to SilverDayDreams #
@DangerousLilly @riggerJay I occasionally forget and look then get all annoyed. Feh. FEH, I say! in reply to DangerousLilly #
Kids reenact "Jersey Shore" http://tinyurl.com/yk7goa8 "When my boyfriend sees this he's gonna be so mad. HAM!!!" #
@Bextopia …to my face? Rarely. But as implied by their behaviour? Innumerable. in reply to Bextopia #
Got email from a (Very Big and Important) theater company in LA asking to interview me for research on a show about pr0n they're developing. #
@Nix_Nepenthe *blushing* I'm not sure what I've done to earn such an accolade but I thank you humbly for it! in reply to Nix_Nepenthe #
@twistedmonk Good. Because that motherfucker owes me a scene, goddammit. AND a rope fitting. *grumpus* in reply to twistedmonk #
@djmfzulu Thanks! It is surprising and totaly neat! in reply to djmfzulu #
Why do some planes leave contrails and others don't? Altitide? Fuel? Government mind control experiments? Weather manipulation? #
@heidianderson that the turkey had best hide…? in reply to heidianderson #
@the1miss_luna You can do what I do to avoid ConDrop: go to another con. :-/ •hugs• in reply to the1miss_luna #
@Babecakes You know I'm in town March 14th – 22nd right? Time to get ready to throw that shit down again. And lard bread too, plzkthxbai in reply to Babecakes #
@blackstarmedia Nah. I don't think they had the camera running. I will try to make sure it gets done at IMsL. I should just do a documentary in reply to blackstarmedia #
@heidianderson I figured as much. But loved the idea of your man chasing a gibbering gobbler around the house. in reply to heidianderson #
@suldrew Big grownup pilots don't trail. in reply to suldrew #
@viviane212 @WendyBlackheart I prefer "smited" or "smote." Yeah. "Smote." in reply to viviane212 #
Freaked out by a dude waving a stick at me. I jumped and gasped. Then •I• apologized because the "stick" was a collapsible cane. #facepalm #
@the1miss_luna well they will just have to come along too, then! in reply to the1miss_luna #
RT @RexHuppke Tweet-up:Twitter users meeting up in person.Tweet-down:Birds meeting up to kick another bird's ass for bein' a punk. #
LOL @RexHuppke! Now I want DAS EFX to do a song called "Punks Jump Up To Get Tweet-Down" #
@tomboy_femme even @TayZonday knows to turn away from the mic. #ChocolateRain4Eva in reply to tomboy_femme #
@blackstarmedia Will you be around for @IMsL? in reply to blackstarmedia #
@kumimonster I'm gonna be in Chicago / NY. I will owe you a beverage of choice in reply to kumimonster #
@_Ten_10 ROTFLMBBAO in reply to _Ten_10 #
@Babecakes •squeak• So. Happeh. in reply to Babecakes #
@DixieDLT Nuh uh! I didn't do it! You can't prove nuttin'! BTW, don't we have to bump calendars and do dinner or some shit? in reply to DixieDLT #
@viviane212 'I shall' would be "smite" yeah, but if the smiting has already gone down, dig, then 'He been smoted." is more better. in reply to viviane212 #
@kumimonster Go ahead…rub it in… in reply to kumimonster #
@lqqkout Uh… MadTown Kinkfest was moved to the week prior. in reply to lqqkout #
@lqqkout check #FetLife's @MTKF group. in reply to lqqkout #
@lqqkout also weren't you scheduled to present…? in reply to lqqkout #
@Luvologist Do you mean maintining two relationships or being spit-roasted? in reply to Luvologist #
RT @jsmooth995 just for the record, I'm on Team Arsenio. [*dies laughing*] #
RT @_RoseWhite_ If anyone passes 7th & Mission tonight, please bring me chocolate. Lindt, Milka, Ghirardellis (pref milk choc). Hersheys is #
@naylandblake No no….grab a sharpi, write "SMITE THIS SAITH THE LORD" on my ass and get smoted! in reply to naylandblake #
On my way to Berkeley to see "Aurelia's Oratotio" at @BerkeleyRep with the Lovely and Talented Rami. #
@DixieDLT I think its because I get all turned on by sleep deprivation and hotel rooms in reply to DixieDLT #
@hardcorps80204 the popedouche said it was sad and that everyone should pray. in reply to hardcorps80204 #
@monique_niccole Love Octavia Butler! in reply to monique_niccole #
@the1miss_luna they lost the host hotel. It went bankrupt&closed very suddenly. And unfortunately, ClassADom was subsequently hospitalized. in reply to the1miss_luna #
@deviantouch Yes: I had no formal commitment the prior week so I'm still able to attend in reply to deviantouch #
@naylandblake *claps hands* Yay! Can you do a Morgan Freeman-esque god voice during the smotening? 'Cause that would be AWESOME! in reply to naylandblake #
@Aierealyn I'm crossing my fingers to be invited to Detroit soon. And no, I eat dead animal flesh. And love it. in reply to Aierealyn #
@naylandblake If you can actually sing the "Easy Reader" theme song you get TWO aftercare truffles. Word is bond. in reply to naylandblake #
@_RoseWhite_ Don't think I do not understand this…were I not OMW to Berkeley, I would bring it myself. *hugs* in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
@naylandblake but in a Grace Jones vs. Jackie Chan fight, who would win??? in reply to naylandblake #
RT @naylandblake Lil Wayne, Slipknot, Harry Ried, Judd Apatow, Taylor Swift :#peoplegracejonescouldbeatup #
Sssh! The show is starting! #AureliasOratorio #
@RexHuppke Dammit! Touché! in reply to RexHuppke #
Post-show cupcake with Rami http://yfrog.com/4ipjvhj. And Aurelia's Oratorio was quite lovely! #
@languid I've never seen him live….I bet his show is awesome in reply to languid #
Smelly "I bathe in Axe Body Spray!" fool forced me to move. My gods…I could hardly breathe #
@ChefMark What, White Trash Cookery isn't ethnic enough for ya?! RACIST! in reply to ChefMark #
Curling up for sleepies…off to work then flying to #Seattle for my weekend of classes at the #CenterForSexPositiveCulture! #

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