Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2010-01-21
- You are finally spending more time looking ahead than reconsid… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
- Bugger off, @NTTimes. RT @BreakingNews NYTimes.com announces plan to charge frequent readers starting in early '11 http://bit.ly/5RJcgS #
- RT @hellobigfoot Ugh. Can please just solve this with violence? #
- I'm not the snobbiest pr0n consumer but poor grammar or syntax and clumsy metaphor can really derail arousal. #
- #BayAreaTraffic Flooding on 280 south just north of Magdalena Ave exit causing slowdown. #
- @_housekeeper As long as it doesn't impede my airway, they can dangle away <evil grin> in reply to _housekeeper #
- Looking at a car Saturday. If its as good in person as it is in writing, I'll take it. #
- RT @blackstarmedia: submit to three kings publications if you are trans/genderqueer of color. http://threekingspublications.com/about/ #
- *&^%$! How the fuck do insurance companies get away with charging you more because you *haven't* had a car??? #TurningToTheDarkSide #
- http://tinyurl.com/yeyow2k Kids vs Elephants soccer match!! I am squeeing over the foul shots….*lol* #
- @MyKillingFrost Yeah I'm gonna look into a vehicle report as well. On the upside, it is a garage-parked one-owner vehicle. in reply to MyKillingFrost #
- Good idea, @thattoychick My Dad *was* in the Navy…but that was back in Vietnam and I'm not sure where he is… #
- @genobeba24 Will do! so far, StateFarm was the one lower than Progressive, but AAA was who I had back in the day. in reply to genobeba24 #
- @thattoychick Ooo, do they teach you to drive with, like, an Uzi and a big ole lance? Because THAT would be cool! in reply to thattoychick #
- @bg_zeke I feel the hate swelling within me. And it feels like really bad gas :-{ in reply to bg_zeke #
- @joqatana SO growly! in reply to joqatana #
- @Jaspamaster I gotcher unproven risk right here….. **inappropriate leering** in reply to Jaspamaster #
- @thattoychick That would be so fucking rad. Boom boom boom!! Tennis bawlz to the tailpipe, motherfucker! in reply to thattoychick #
- I just laughed over this silly video so abruptly I drooled. On myself. #SelfSafewording #
- Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the….edge…. http://blip.fm/~jftgj #
- @cunningminx 2 points for broadcasting an invitation for a social event! #Mojo in reply to cunningminx #
- @Ropecast Congrats Gramps
in reply to Ropecast # - Whodini … Freaks Come Out At Night http://blip.fm/~jfuiu #OldSchool #
- @astreaw I can't be stopped!!!! in reply to astreaw #
- http://blip.fm/~jfutx You see, I am Wonder Mike, and I'd like to say hello…. #
- @xyverz High five!!! in reply to xyverz #
- B-E-A-S-T-I-E what up Mile D? http://blip.fm/~jfx5c (You're from Seacaucus, I'm from Manhattan….) #
- Salt N Pepa – http://blip.fm/~jfy21 "You're packed and you're stacked…" #
- @whipartist The majority of people I've met who can still bust out Rapper's Delight have been women. Isn't that hilarious?? in reply to whipartist #
- NEW PUPPYCAM BITCHES!!! http://www.ustream.tv/SFShiba #PuppyCam #
- @CyberLizard *ROTFLMAO* Ha!!! This one is just puppelehs dong their thing! At present Momma Shiba Inu & 5 interracial pups are snoozing
in reply to CyberLizard # - @JustOnyx @saynine I should have known. in reply to JustOnyx #
- YES. Ass beating for Saturday Secured. #
- ….aaaaand of course I secure an ass-beater, and a mutually free time, and the #SFCitadel isn't available to us to play. Dammit. #
- Oo pups are nursing!! http://www.ustream.tv/SFShiba #PuppyCam #SoMuchNicerThanDickShots #
- #FetLife ~ important reminder about why you ought never assume its OK to talk about #Kink when it comes to work http://tinyurl.com/yh2ckhp #
- Oh noes.. Teh Boss is illin'….poor thing. I hope I don't get whatever that is. I got no time to be illin' #
- @_Qtip_ *SQUEE* did you see they are now in a pile?!?!? in reply to _Qtip_ #
- Ah, #WorkCrush…the only one who can get away with calling me their "Beautiful Ebony Queen." And no, don't you even fucking try it. #
- OMFG BENDY STRAWS IN THE CAFETERIA!!!! #
- @Angrydyke Ha! You cannot resist….. in reply to Angrydyke #
- For those doing the #Polyamory thing, @Saynine shares how he & @Jewelgen keep communication alive http://say-nine.com/01/polyamory-what-if/ #
- @menstruosity *lol* I could see a lithe flexible little slip of a thing having that handle! Most excellent. in reply to menstruosity #
- @MikeTRose @missbhavens SHOCKINGLY, we do not have Handi-Wipes. I often wish we did…for my *eyes* in reply to MikeTRose #
- @xyverz Pervert. in reply to xyverz #
- Aaa! #PuppyCam Crash-zooms!!! Someone's handlers are getting a lil' loopy. #
- @menstruosity Is that a formal title? in reply to menstruosity #
- Grr… #PuppyCam is offline…. need…more..adorableness…. #
- othankGaneshathepuppycamisbackonline http://www.ustream.tv/SFShiba #BetterThanCrack #
- @thursdays_child It is OK…they came back *wipes sweaty brow* in reply to thursdays_child #
- @avaamnesia *spikes ball* in reply to avaamnesia #
- @joqatana *lol* that gave me a link to a story about a smart ass Canadian! (redundant?) in reply to joqatana #
- @joqatana bulldog puppy
I spotted the hummingbird parent and wee chick heads! in reply to joqatana # - @SinnamonLove, meet @SinnamonLove, rampant stereo abuser ;-p in reply to SinnamonLove #
- @thursdays_child you know what is lame? I was RIVIETED. in reply to thursdays_child #
- @tilda what—how is her buttcheek even visible?!?! in reply to tilda #
- terrorist snout bump! http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/4033_990x742-cb1262803395.jpg #
- @tilda Oh my…. can you..er..alert her? in reply to tilda #
- Chocolate with white on top? Yes plz. http://yfrog.com/4ef1uzj. Happy birthday Amanda! #
- @KM_Zencat @mhoobler @thursdays_child @carnivalesq I want them piggies on a poster! in reply to KM_Zencat #
- Oops! errant "." garbled the URL… Chocolate with white on top? Yes plz. http://yfrog.com/4ef1uzj Happy birthday Amanda! #
- @BeautyChaotic Mine is better :-p http://img158.yfrog.com/i/f1uz.jpg/ #
- @AliceSinAerie @Klawdia Does the ferry terminal count…? in reply to AliceSinAerie #
- @BeautyChaotic#CupcakeBukkake ~ Someone's gotta do it. in reply to BeautyChaotic #
- New post on #ThePervertedNegress … #Formspringme response to @NadiaWest's query! http://bit.ly/5KoYh5 #
- New post on #ThePervertedNegress … #Formspringme response to @NadiaWest's query! http://tinyurl.com/y9nz443 #
- I dunno, @ButchtasticKyle. As President of my fan club, you'd have to step in for floggings when I'm not getting any…big responsibility. #
- @stacyjill Why would the @RedCross decline a group who wanted to raise funds that go to the #RedCross??? in reply to stacyjill #
- @ButchtasticKyle Well, my 95% of the time preference is to *BE* flogged and since it is MY fan club I'll have to insist *I* get the thwacks! in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
- @joqatana That is just mean…I get that shit from some people about my Twittering alla time. I try to shrug it off. Mostly I can. in reply to joqatana #
- @lunaraven13 yeah we've been in tornado warning in the peninsula all afternoon. W000t! in reply to lunaraven13 #
- http://alienlovespredator.com/2010/01/19/youre-so-white/ "You're so white, you're #GGGGG" #AlienLovesPredator #
- RT @sfcookies: Have you missed your Sweet Constructions (@sfcookies) sandwich cookies? @ChezSpencergo will be out tonite @ 7th & Folsom @ 6 #
- @darinwilson *wistful sigh* Someday, Big D…some day….. in reply to darinwilson #
- #PrayerToGanesha Lord, I know I am generally politic in public..but the notion of submissives needing "Protection: is making my teeth itch! #
- If you need a "Protector" to go with you on a coffee date to talk to someone, #YouAintReady #
- @phillyeboni that's it. #YouAreOnATmeOut in reply to phillyeboni #
- @MollyRen YOU, my friend, are a giver. in reply to MollyRen #
- @Shatter242 I can only dream of how win that would be *laughs* in reply to Shatter242 #
- @quotidianlight That makes a HUGE difference, man. in reply to quotidianlight #
- OMG OMG….it is time **happehdance* #CostCo run, bitches!! @Suldrew is taking me to The Promised Land! #
- @saynine You know I only take my nuts in mouthfuls. in reply to saynine #
- @wilhelminawang isn't that…120 pounds? in reply to wilhelminawang #
- @Jaspamaster Thanks, Newt!! in reply to Jaspamaster #
- @SexyShida I don't know.. I have three friends who suffered mightily due to #GastricBypass in reply to SexyShida #
- @tSunshineLove Had to log off after seeing a #FetLife thread encouraging that shit for a gal with "poor self-preservaton" sklls. No no. in reply to tSunshineLove #
- @tilda ……. uh. Am I "old" …? in reply to tilda #
- @SexyShida I know it does help folks. But I've also seen friends suffer. Which is sad. But it is great that you have had success!!
in reply to SexyShida # - @MsLorelei will he give me a spanking I can't refuse??? in reply to MsLorelei #
- RT @MsLorelei Come on, @Mollena. Haven't you heard about TrueDom Vito Corleone and his sub protection racket? #
- @patrasha but there are a whole lotta people applauding and encouraging not only "protectors" but having them accompany you on regular dates in reply to patrasha #
- Occasionally @patrasha I've seen "protection" used in a positive 'Leather Family' context. But this is different & encourages helplesssness in reply to patrasha #
- @sherynb Luuuve! I bave pengiez on my dynamic screensaver from WorldTour! It is a cam in Antartica near a research station in reply to sherynb #
- @wilhelminawang could be the holidays and winter. in reply to wilhelminawang #
- @Shatter242 I shut down a Much once by introducing a dom as being so donly he had to call in his slave to click the ""submit" button online. in reply to Shatter242 #
- @AmberCadabra My poor pr0n jaded eyes read "gangbang" instead of "gathering" and boy did my double-take treble! #
- @AliceSinAerie @Klawdia Dammit! It isn't like foreign embassies??? Aw man. So close. So close. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
- Leatherfolk! interested in LeatherQuestCA? They've room for 2 more & start on Feb 6-7, so apply NOW http://short.to/147w7 #
- The rain and a sideways attack of sadness has discouraged me from going back out for #BawdyStorytelling. #
- Well. I might be alone and terminally dateless but I've 50 lbs of cat fud and 120 lbs of cat litter. #
- RT @kimberleecline RT @AdoraCash Call Pat Robertson's 700 Club @ 1(800) 759-0700 -tell him how evil his comments about Haiti were. #
- @raging_journey1 Ultimately, sure. But it does feel nice to feel wanted. Even for a little bit. in reply to raging_journey1 #
- @mhoobler Oh but there will be Unicorns. in reply to mhoobler #
- @joqatana that is the new kink paradigm: Rent-a-Protector. in reply to joqatana #
- @Thomaskattus I have to hide it from them. Those bastards will chew and claw through bags to get to the food. in reply to Thomaskattus #
- @raging_journey1 Meh. MEH, I say. in reply to raging_journey1 #
- @Thomaskattus I do too! But it can't fit a 25 lb bag…let alone 2 of 'em. in reply to Thomaskattus #
- @joqatana Indeed. I feel, quite strongly, that the person incapable of carrying themselves in a neutral social situation isn't ready to date in reply to joqatana #
- @Thomaskattus and a load of shit is what it will all eventually be….deposited, load by load, in that 120 lbs of litter. in reply to Thomaskattus #
- @ButchtasticKyle ooo ooo! *waves hand* I'm a pervert!!!! #GladThatGotClearedUp in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
- Distract me….Ask me anything http://formspring.me/Mollena #
- @Mia Yoooouuuu want to beeeee my faaaaan #JediMindTrick in reply to Mia #
- Q:What's one accessory that no leather enthusi… A:*Leather* enthusiast specifically, or are we… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/61480828 #
- @quotidianlight @MsV1959 Yep. I by through the Evil Empire when I need a vibe. The markup is just too dear. in reply to quotidianlight #
- Grabbed these @ CostCo for my next flight! http://yfrog.com/1e3accj #
- @Coffey0072 They give you the "uniboob" look however with the metal detectors turned up to "Genital Piercing Detecting Levels," I'll take it in reply to Coffey0072 #
- @seneca Wait…you wore a man-bra while flying…? in reply to seneca #
- @theresa247 **weeps** I just wanna get through airport security in less than 25 minutes!!! in reply to theresa247 #
- @seneca Although it would make for an awesome scene in the bathroom while everyone's sleeping
in reply to seneca # - @seneca …uh, removing it, that is. in reply to seneca #
- Q:What are your TOP 5 favorite hilariously cut… A:OK SO not FAIR!!!allright…."cute" narrows … http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/61631506 #
- @jewelgen ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………….Uh. in reply to jewelgen #
- @seneca That would have been hawt. Well, for some bystanders anyways! in reply to seneca #
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Yay! @dopegirlfresh Aw thanks dood!!! I posted it (with better spell-chex) on http://mollena.com if you want to add to the list
# - @saynine God did NOT rain peanut butter and corn syrup, mister!!! what bible have you been reading?! The Pregnant Lady Bible?!??! in reply to saynine #
- @jewelgen I got nothing. in reply to jewelgen #
- Just when you think you can trust someone…. nice work, @saynine. Eating peanut butter and corn syrup. What on earth… #IHaveTheFear #
- @saynine *gasp* don't even put it in the same sentence!!!! in reply to saynine #
- @Ice_Empress wait who to the what? in reply to Ice_Empress #
- @saynine I read that (twice) as "He used to put me on his lap and make it sing hymns to me" and I got seriously creeped out. in reply to saynine #
- @quotidianlight No doubt. o_O in reply to quotidianlight #
- @saynine sss….I'm imagining a preacher man making a peanut butter and corn syrup hand puppet for a young @Saynine. Yep. Creeeeped out. in reply to saynine #
- @thomasroche Don't front. You know you loves you some hot Velma action. in reply to thomasroche #
- @saynine Way boringer for us. ***wanders off humming "Amazing Grace" with a suspiciously greasy and sticky right hand*** in reply to saynine #
- @thomasroche No no, I see your point. It is more your shared love of "Scooby Snacks" that makes the connection. in reply to thomasroche #
- @saynine Not once I start a petition!!! in reply to saynine #
- @saynine **suspicious glaring** is "latest post" some kind of sick euphemism for your most recent erection? Because if so, #YouAreOnATimeOut in reply to saynine #
- @saynine As I feared it might be a review of the semen cookbook, I only skimmed it :-\ in reply to saynine #
- @saynine only 50? Man, I need more POWER, Scotty!!! in reply to saynine #
- @Saynine ~ http://blip.fm/~jh81i "Open up your jar! Spread it on a cracker!" #
- @quotidianlight Nutella DeVille in reply to quotidianlight #
- @saynine You heard me!!! Big Ole Saltine! Hm..or maybe a Ritz. Everything tastes better when its sittin' on a Ritz, as the saying goes. in reply to saynine #
- @_RoseWhite_ heyy, @saynine's the syrup & PB monster!! in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
- @lovings You are quite welcome! I'm just glad it was limited to cute…otherwise my head would asplode! in reply to lovings #
- @_RoseWhite_ I wish it were only my nasty nightmare…. http://www.cookingwithcum.com/ in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
- "Parks & Recreation" auditions featuring Wu-Tank flavouring. http://bit.ly/8cG5wr so funny. #
- @saynine aw! poor lil pup. #
- @kingboola In heterosexual relationships,I think its 50/50 women not communicating their needs/men not prioritizing their partner's pleasure in reply to kingboola #
- @coyotetoo at LEAST 35…but maybe less. Poor Biggs is getting skinny from the thyroid tumor :-\ in reply to coyotetoo #
- a little anxious…haven't heard from my other carpool person & its getting late. I hope the rain isn't bad as it was today if I'm on trains #












