Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2010-01-29
- Upside to sleeping with heater on; sinuses somewhat better. Downside: I feel like a couple hundred pounds of Mo-Jerky. #
- @ammre Indeed, I did make the leap it wasn't actually the feline herself making the posts once they became coherent. in reply to ammre #
- @EssinEm Oh wow! I hope I got some action, somehow! Things have been mighty sparse lately! in reply to EssinEm #
- @CyberLizard •blushing• aw thanks so much! in reply to CyberLizard #
- @katebornstein I want to take a writing retreat in your home too!! Oo oo, me, me! in reply to katebornstein #
- Sparkly retreats make my world WIN! RT @katebornstein @Mollena You can retreat into my home any day of the week, any week of the year. Mwah! #
- Speaking of awesome, Miss @KateBornstein, guess who found out yesterday she's confirmed to pose for the #FolsomStreetFair poster?!?! in reply to katebornstein #
- @mauikink It is clearly your kryptonite. in reply to mauikink #
- @purplehayz Congratulations!! in reply to purplehayz #
- @katebornstein I will personally obtain one for you, Mama.
Isn't that delightfully awesome? I am totally stoked. in reply to katebornstein # - Aw shit. RIP. RT: @nytimes: NYT NEWS ALERT: J.D. Salinger, Author of 'The Catcher in the Rye,' Is Dead at 91 #
- @DaddiKat I can'r say WTF for sure. I *CAN* say that I've seen some of my more gut wrenching shit pass uncommented, so I figure that is why in reply to DaddiKat #
- Was grousing to @sparklydevil about a co-worker using Icy-Hot (gives me migraines) after I asked him to refrain. Turns out it was her. DOH! #
- @cunningminx Juuuuuust about…..! ;-P in reply to cunningminx #
- In my head I'm singing "IT'S PENIS BUTT VAGINA TIME!" to the tune of "Its Peanut Butter Jelly Time" and Ganesha help me I can't stop. #
- *sobbing* PENIS BUTT VAGINA! PENIS BUTT VAGINA! PENIS BUTT VAGINA WITH A BASEBALL BAT! #PleaseMakeItStop #
- @astreaw I am glad it is benefiting SOMEONE because i can't stop looping it…. in reply to astreaw #
- @xyverz Laugh it up, fuzzball. in reply to xyverz #
- @thedylanryan You are SO mean! Teh Toast is almost as bad as the hypnotoad! in reply to thedylanryan #
- Thank to that silly Doppelganger meme in facebook, a friend popped this in my ear ~ "Hate On Me" http://blip.fm/~jxyfk #
- @Im_Jon once I saw this stupid loop I had to love it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H8Ingggbqc in reply to Im_Jon #
- @xyverz @astreaw Yeah I've now listened to it like 3 times….. in reply to xyverz #
- @GentlemanSatyr Ha! Love TMBG! in reply to GentlemanSatyr #
- @mhoobler Now you are just being mean. in reply to mhoobler #
- @rubberzebra it is a bad one too, man….! in reply to rubberzebra #
- @rebelgrrrl1 **joins you in rumpshaking** in reply to rebelgrrrl1 #
- @avaamnesia the entire dungeon would stop. It must be done. in reply to avaamnesia #
- @mhoobler And You KNOW I hate safewording!!!! in reply to mhoobler #
- Only In New York: a dude playing with his cock on the uptown 6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcEbozgpI0o #
- Shocking realization: someone telling me I need to "Do what everyone else does" fills me with a slow-burning rage. Why? WHY?!? WHY must I?? #
- @cunningminx HELL yeah. I'll give you that, girl.
in reply to cunningminx # - @leatheryenta http://twitpic.com/108eo1 – Squeak! #
- Carppool buddy: "You wanna play 'Apples to apples' with us tonight?" I'm pleased to be asked but gotta work. Tuns out he was on the phone. #
- Nothing so awkward at being excited at a misdirected invitation #NotOneOfTheCoolKids #
- Truth. RT @NikolHasler Never take a comedy writer to stand up in Brookfield, WI. #
- @wanderingmattia I have to remember the desire for "security" isn't my core motivation, and let myself flex and grow, you know. in reply to wanderingmattia #
- @wendyrama what?? #
- @firefaunx chocolate! You sly fox! in reply to firefaunx #
- @mhoobler mmm….MacIntoshes? Delicious? Ooo… Pink Laaaaadiessssss! in reply to mhoobler #
- @jayndoh SO embarassing! in reply to jayndoh #
- @heidianderson Yay nerdii grrlz!! in reply to heidianderson #
- @sarahdopp Aww yeah….apple sauze….! :-p~~ in reply to sarahdopp #
- @oh_laurensage it sounds like it is kind of fun. My brain works in strange enough ways! in reply to oh_laurensage #
- @firefaunx I have that too! in reply to firefaunx #
- Yay doggie! RT @BreakingNewz: Dog drifts 75 miles on ice, rescued in Baltic Sea http://is.gd/7fXGo #
- Another miracle in #Haiti http://short.to/152sp but it makes my heart sink to think others may perish so slowly… #
- @saynine I'm totes friending her. Ha! in reply to saynine #
- @idiotandroid I have a t-shirt of that highway sign! in reply to idiotandroid #
- @saynine Aw. c'mon. I promise I won't cam with her! in reply to saynine #
- @Jaspamaster I got it up just fine. in reply to Jaspamaster #
- @Jaspamaster Ugh. in reply to Jaspamaster #
- @Jaspamaster That was unintentionally suggestive, in a really lame way. Sorry. in reply to Jaspamaster #
- @SilverDayDreams That is how filthy my brain is: OBVIOUS entendres escape my notice. in reply to SilverDayDreams #
- @saynine SO not so much on the candy & card on mother's day I take it! in reply to saynine #
- @wanderingmattia I think making your own secondary plan might squeeze out the beauty of letting life lead you somewhere even awesomer. in reply to wanderingmattia #
- Just saw an advert for a Jack-In-The-Box "meal deal" that would feed a family of three. Shit. Even HIGH I couldn't have eaten all of that! #
- OK. facing off for the final re-write. The nastiest one, too. Fuck. Not loving this part. #
- @whipartist I swear to Ganesh I will be so happy. And next time, I'll do this very, VERY differently. Believe that.
in reply to whipartist # - @_housekeeper Makes me miss The City in reply to _housekeeper #
- Steely Dan. Fuck the haters.I've loved you since Crazy Uncle Larry (RIP) gave me that 8-track of "Aja"and understood you when I moved to LA. #
- You know what? I'm a pretty good writer. Fuck this self-doubt bullshit. #
- I LOVE them, @Thomaskattus saw 'em in concert a few times. Damed if the show wasn't awesome. Despite my being one of 2 Black folks there. #
- @pantherapardus thans dude. I need the boost in reply to pantherapardus #
- @sarahdopp man this is the first I've seen and / or heard of this @SHesGeeky thing….. Must remove head from butt more often. in reply to sarahdopp #
- Writing about a really tough scene How tough? My *aftercare* was provided by one of the most notorious sadists in the Bay Area. #
- The funny part is, something like 8 years later, I'm just now plotting a scene with that top again. Time heals so many, may wounds #
- @saynine ((hugs)) in reply to saynine #
- @melina_star **beaming** thank you, sis! in reply to melina_star #
- Chatted with the gentleman arranging the #FolsomFair poster shoot. He said I was "adorable" and that I get to pose in TWO different outfits! #
- SO the doorbell went off and scared the shit outta me. It was the motherfucking UPS dude. That's a hard working motherfucker. #
- @Erinkyan what *KIND* of cake…? in reply to Erinkyan #
- @sroxy *squeakyblush* in reply to sroxy #
- @Erinkyan Ooo! Nice. Nice. in reply to Erinkyan #
- @sroxy If they did, it would be like in Harry Potter when the paintings are empty because the people inside have gone off. I'd be hiding! in reply to sroxy #
- @hardcorps80204 I *think* they sell them on the site but I will for sure find out! in reply to hardcorps80204 #
- @sroxy Using Red Velvet (cup)Cake is *cheating* you know….you know that, right? in reply to sroxy #
- @wanderingmattia Hm…..I could do worse. He's kinda cute… in reply to wanderingmattia #
- Holy shit I think I might have *JUST* now gotten the correct "frequency" of this damned manuscript. Praise Ganesha. #
- @b_playful My minions are EVERYWHERE!!! in reply to b_playful #
- @molten_emotion No but if people leave them as offerings i will sneak up and take them!! in reply to molten_emotion #
- Have I mentioned, @wyrdbyrd, that *I* was an extra in the video for "Century's End" ?? *strut strut** #
- I was also an extra in Billy Joel's way crappy "Tell Her About It" and let me tell you about this that swaying in the audience got old FAST #
- @Melkitty @mauikink You sillies!! I was 5-7 rows back, near the aisle. And a hotter, stuffier more annoying shot you couldn't IMAGINE! in reply to Melkitty #
- Off to bed. Shaking off my paranoia that the world is out to get me: imagining the WORLD is paranoid that I am out to get IT!! #
- @avatarkoo lotsa guys like cute chicks bopping around…to me, that makes more sense than a stadium fulla girls waving their cell phones in reply to avatarkoo #
- And I leave you with the brilliance of #5SecondFilms ~ "Emo Cowboys" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Ew9WHbQB8 #
- My imagination + memories of past exploits = better wank fodder than 96.32% or porn out there. #
- You might want to make a big show about finding your center to… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
