The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2010-01-30

January 30, 2010

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2010-01-30

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 9:00 am

Thank Ganesha Its Friday. #
@SexyShida •Always• try Google before asking •anything• on Twitter! in reply to SexyShida #
@Wylddelirium Hey yeah! He's great! in reply to Wylddelirium #
Sign on the soda fountain: "THE ICE MACHINE WILL BE FIXED TOMORROW" Some wag scrawled "The cake is a lie!" on it. #Geeks. #
And yet I got the "the cake is a lie" reference despite never having even played Portal. *deep sigh* OK…back to porn and flamewars for me! #
RT @TweetJeebus: Sorry I've been away again. Working hard on a new class of angels: the Sans-Serafim. They're only for the Swiss. #
Arg!!! #CrankySingleBitch is…cranky!!! #
#MoveOn If I unsubscribe from your list became I'm getting mail from you every day, it seems, sending me MORE asking me to come back = FAIL #
God DAMN I need a massage. For realz, yo. #
@heidihoover What a shitty morning! And what a wunnerful @MikeTRose! in reply to heidihoover #
http://www.cryingwife.com/ I don't care if they are fake. I'm DYING over here!!! #
Read @saynine's post about aftercare & stuff. Then bring me a fucking snack. http://say-nine.com/01/drop-and-aftercare-a-discussion/ #
@mhoobler D00D the LOTR one is freaking AWESOME. in reply to mhoobler #
@SisterMable HELL to the YES. in reply to SisterMable #
Yeti Hat, bitches! http://yfrog.com/4a3fwhj Om nom nom nom nom! #
OMG! How will they tell me http://img154.yfrog.com/i/3fwh.jpg/ from @jizlee?!?! http://yfrog.com/37zh3vj #
@heidianderson Not officially, I don't think! It doesn't' turn me on, or make me feel spiritually awesome: I DO like fun hats in reply to heidianderson #
OMG the Yeti hat has a little velcroed pocket inside of it!! #ThisIsTotallyAStashPouch #
@Catwoman69y2k http://www.fuzzhats.com/!!!! in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
@Catwoman69y2k Hey I know the Bunnywarez peeps! Their stuff is way adorable in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
@saynine pix or it didn't happen!!! in reply to saynine #
@saynine OK, I LOLed so hard right now. in reply to saynine #
@KM_Zencat Thank you! That is so sweet of you!! **virtual confetti** in reply to KM_Zencat #
@purplehayz I am so blushing,…thank you so much!! in reply to purplehayz #
Psst! Hey! Hey sexeh! Take a sec & click here http://shortyawards.com/Mollena/ and vote for me in #BDSMEducation. Let's represent! #
@LeatherYenta A-Fucking men. Fewer things are more jarring than having someone's behavior &actions shift "because their dominant is here." in reply to LeatherYenta #
I'm talking to myself and my computer out loud at work. I hope everyone is wearing headphones. #
@leesgreenberg @xiomberg @sashapixlee @joqatana You guys have ADDED to your status of AWESOME in reply to leesgreenberg #
@abostick59 INdeed, I shall! it certainly goes with my awesome vest!! in reply to abostick59 #
@DixieDLT *squeakity* thanks girl! in reply to DixieDLT #
Angry Ovary is angry. Getting madder. This ≠ Win. #
@DixieDLT I'm feelin superloved. I'm not sure we will have enough speed to get up to the "finals' as a category, but it cheered me GREATLY in reply to DixieDLT #
@lunaraven13 I will never forgive you for the 2:36 of my life I will never get back O_o in reply to lunaraven13 #
@sashapixlee I think maybe snacks! in reply to sashapixlee #
This is a miserable night to not have an umbrella and to have to ride BART home. My wool sweater and Yeti hat aren't built for downpours. #
@mhoobler You is teh b-b-b-bomb! in reply to mhoobler #
2 hours to get from work to BART…chilling @ the Orinda BART station so I can take another hour or so to get home. #ICantTakeMuchMoreOfThis #
I forgot what peppers do to my gut. Then I gotta hold back farts for 2+ hours. Now? Its like in "Ghostbusters" when they shut down the grid. #
My mood is lifted. The peeps on BART love my Yeti hat. http://yfrog.com/3lyavwj #
Holy shit does everyone on this train snap crackle and pop the fuck out of their gum?! How that gets to me! #
@LizzyD52 ¡No! in reply to LizzyD52 #
@naylandblake Yaaaaay! Feel the Yeti Love! in reply to naylandblake #
@avaamnesia the irony is I moved cars to avoid the first gal crackin' and encountered a fucking guy doing it. in reply to avaamnesia #
It took me about 5 seconds to realise why the rather ordinary middle aged white guy in front of me was turning me on…fucking limeys. #
The world needs more Yeti hats. Everyone on the train was smiling as I exited the car. That made me smile, too. #
Argh. First time in months I'm spontaneously aroused and its that fucking bullshit. Ass wack accent fetish. #FML #
@Catwoman69y2k I'm surprised it was permitted. There wasn't gum allowed at my school…popping was considered either "ghetto" or "Jersey" in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
@thomasroche It makes me nuts! I'm weak. So very, very weak. in reply to thomasroche #
@Angrydyke yay! One girl said she loved it. And nodded very enthusiastically, too in reply to Angrydyke #
@Scrottle You smoke out your carpool buddy while stuck in traffic. Not polite! in reply to Scrottle #
#CrassObjectification #UncalledforLeering and you can't really tell from this pic but DAMN girl's ass is SLAMMIN' http://yfrog.com/338dvrj #
@seneca I had to let everything fly, man! in reply to seneca #
@WantonMale •laughing insanely• I replayed the whole sequence in my head. Ha in reply to WantonMale #
@SlipperyWhnWhet luckily these were fairly airy and I had some time fefore the train arrived! in reply to SlipperyWhnWhet #
@rubberzebra woot! I shall from here on out! in reply to rubberzebra #
@jizlee Some shit about honest people being lead by truth. wasn't a proper foutune at all! And, fore better or worse, I took a vow of hoesty in reply to jizlee #
@jizlee ….so I'm all fine with exhortations to be honest. silly hat! in reply to jizlee #
@thomasroche Dude. The latter, plxkthxbai! in reply to thomasroche #
@darkgracie I know. It is terminal with me. I have tried for decades to shake it, minimize it. To little avail. in reply to darkgracie #
@joqatana Thank you ! I love it very much! in reply to joqatana #
@Angrydyke ^five!! in reply to Angrydyke #
@Nix_Nepenthe in my case, 2 big haired East Bay firls doing it was more than enough for me. Oy! in reply to Nix_Nepenthe #
@kahlanas Thank you for the shout out, mamacita! in reply to kahlanas #
@theresa247 I was openly staring. ANd stunned that no one else around me was! in reply to theresa247 #
@darkgracie *squeak* SO jealous you have a "regular fix!!" in reply to darkgracie #
@Angrydyke I'd do a running chest bump but the last time I did I almost knocked @wendyblackheart over. in reply to Angrydyke #
@Nix_Nepenthe I have that weird mouth sound thing. I have half a dozen or so things that drive me crazy….like super-sibilant "s" speakers in reply to Nix_Nepenthe #
Carnitas burrito..salsa verde…ginger ale…fuzzy bathrobe…check. OK, things are looking up #
Holy shit…even the nacho chips are good tonight! #ItsTheLittleThings #
*drooling* @molten_emotion Taqueria CanCun. My holy grail…which I now RARELY eat as their meat is sourced from THE EVIL EMPIRE of IBP #
I've had the problem since I was a kid, @darkgracie. Grew up on Pything, Fwlty Towers, BBC World. Then of course The Limey Musician happened #
@Catwoman69y2k SO I guess more laid back than NYC schools in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
Ganesha damn you, Chip Tha Ripper!! Every. Fucking. TIME. I see the word "interior" I have that dumb loop back in my fucking head #
And if you don't know about "Interior Crocodile Alligator" do your self a favor and don't find out. #
@sashapixlee I fucking told you man. in reply to sashapixlee #
@avaamnesia It is the worlds most inexplicable meme. A snip from a freestyle rap that went viral while back. It is the worst brainworm. EVER in reply to avaamnesia #
@avaamnesia OK, so remember "Badger Badger Badger, Mushroom"? this is even dumber and more insidious than that. in reply to avaamnesia #
Q:Why is it that women say to there men that t… A:Often, lust and love ride on two different t… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/96624132 #
Q:Is there anything that people say to you on … A:"How could *YOU* possibly be single?!?!"It n… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/96628457 #
http://tinyurl.com/y9khorf Hilarity. Props to @OrangePlus "Will Riker Taught Me Everything I Know About Women" #
@Nix_Nepenthe No. No, back away slowly. You are better off as a human. in reply to Nix_Nepenthe #
Q:I was recently asked if I would consider pla… A:Don't you love it when people ignore what yo… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/96651760 #
Q:How is having a play partner not having anot… A:That entirely depends on what the expectatio… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/96651941 #
Q:What's something you've always wanted but would never buy for yourself?… A:A silver collar. http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/96653818 #
@djmfzulu *blushing* Thank you! I really appreciate the props!! in reply to djmfzulu #
Q:What would you say is the current political … A:Tough one…tough one…I'm strangely apolit… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/96690638 #
Dare to "Go there." http://formspring.me/Mollena #
WEEK'S BEST TWEET!: RT @djmfzulu: @Mollena my Twitter is for my DJ shit but sista there's always a plantation with your name on it! XOXO! #
@djmfzulu I am laughing so brightly…you have made my week!!! in reply to djmfzulu #
@lovings I've seen them! Their work is very lovely, isn't it! in reply to lovings #
@hankito Thank you for the Re-Tweet! in reply to hankito #
@MikeTRose OMG my condolences. *wincing* Good luck and Ganeshaspeed, my friend. in reply to MikeTRose #
@lovings I think their bracelets are pretyt discreet, and quite sleek, too! in reply to lovings #
dying laughing watching http://www.cryingwife.com/ because the "Lord of the Rings" one is so fucking choice it kills me. #
@darinwilson Feel better man! in reply to darinwilson #
@DrDuran I LOVE these videos. Oh shit…I am wheezing…the A.I. vid *gasp*…the 2012 video will make you laugh so hard…Oy! in reply to DrDuran #
@ButchtasticKyle You are of course welcome…I am just glad it has something to say that you found helpful at all!! in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
Getting an Unholy Urge to watch a movie I swore, many years ago, I'd never ever watch. Thankfully, I'm too tired to succumb and stream it. #
@ButchtasticKyle Oh yeah…you have GOT to watch out for those Domosaurus Rex! in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DqgmYi_Dro Dolphins man. Seriously. how…what….holy….WIN! #
@LadyHotchKiss I actually was not in attendance at the #SWLC! Though I hear it was a fun event! in reply to LadyHotchKiss #
Time to warm up the sleeping cave and crawl in. Upside: the new Wahl arrived today. Downside: not particularly horny. #
@xiomberg I am mesmerized…it is so playful and beautiful and awesome! in reply to xiomberg #
Just when I think I've run out of ideas…pining for accents, looking for pr0n, I found a clip of Mark Davis fucking up some chick. FTW. #
The Full Moon joins fiery Mars in your 3rd House of Immediate … More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
@mistressmia I meat him once, a few years ago. Total babbling fangirl. an I said "Oh gosh, Mr. Davis. I've wacked off to you work so much!" in reply to mistressmia #
@mistressmia well he found this very funny and said "That gets you a big hug!" and so it did. He was very charming. in reply to mistressmia #
@mistressmia Glad to you you also appreciate his talents! in reply to mistressmia #
@mistressmia did you see him in @TristanTaormino's "Rough sex" DVD? Holy crap. Ridiculously hot. in reply to mistressmia #

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