The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2010-02-09

February 9, 2010

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2010-02-09

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 9:00 am

@melina_star Yay! That'd be cool in reply to melina_star #
LOL! Beemer just got pulled over for violating the carpool lane rules. Booyakacha! #
Via @TelegraphNews: a Polish newspaper mistakes 'Pedobear' for a 2010 Vancouver Olympic mascot http://is.gd/7VwyI. lulz. #
Casualties of War: Soldier Waterboards Daughter (4) because she couldn't recite alphabet: http://is.gd/7WXUN (via @quotidianlight) #
Has anyone listened to the lyrics of this Robin Thicke song, "Teach You A Lesson??!" I'm dying over here!! http://blip.fm/~k7i4x #
@wanderingmattia No one represents anyone, really but I believe this does represent how someone unwell can be made worse by a bad situation. in reply to wanderingmattia #
Yep. The shark has been jumped. There are a pair of sneakers twittering. http://twitter.com/ramblershoes #
Just got some all-girl porn at work. How awesome! This is gonna be a present for a friend-o-mine who like s the all-girl pron, cheesy or no. #
@wanderingmattia Sadly and strangely, yes. in reply to wanderingmattia #
I am beginning to realize that I worry about things a great deal *less* than most people, it seems. #
@stacycat it could be good. It could be hella weird. in reply to stacycat #
@Septimus1812 even as I laughed, I realized I could well worry about that: I think people see that as "irresponsible." in reply to Septimus1812 #
@Eyebee That seems *SO* obvious to me…but it took me a while to get to this point! People *LOVE* to worry and freek out. in reply to Eyebee #
http://mollena.tumblr.com/post/378490981/man-chart The Awesome #SuperBowl Commercial Man Chart #
@urban_gypsy http://twitpic.com/123pbs – According to the teeny wee writing they are sea cucumbers. Apparently highly dessicated. #
New Post on The Perverted Negress; "Half Full." http://mollena.com #
@blackstarmedia AWESOME. in reply to blackstarmedia #
@thekinkypixie Thank you for the shout out! in reply to thekinkypixie #
@Nyxx Dammit. I'm flying back to SF on V-Day Just to further underscore my ennui, I'm be traveling home. Alone. #MoEmoFest2010 in reply to Nyxx #
@thekinkypixie I'm doing OK, actually, thank you for asking! How's by you on this fine feathered Monday? in reply to thekinkypixie #
@SaschaK hey I wanna gank one of your posts and repost it on mine (with proper obeisances, of course) I promise I'll only snark once :-p #
@EssinEm Wish I was there to run interference:I'd bust a cap in its ass. And by "Bust a cap in its ass" I mean "eat it before you got there" in reply to EssinEm #
Q:(Going to ask everyone the same question bec… A:http://www.mollena.com/2009/04/my-epic-best-… http://formspring.me/Mollena/q/139777420 #
John Murtha has passed ~ http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/02/08/john.murtha.obit/ #
"I'm on a Horse" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE see, THIS is funny stupid man commercial shit. #
@EssinEm Well then you can just keep it. I don't want it now!!! *grumbeldy* in reply to EssinEm #
@thecushion Neato! If you wanna talk to a fat kinky BDSM blogger / educator / titleholder type of Negress, holler, as that's pretty much me! in reply to thecushion #
@badbadgirlx Sssssh!!!!! in reply to badbadgirlx #
@ButchBoiLeo ha ha. You said "bush." Oh, and also "beating." in reply to ButchBoiLeo #
@coyotetoo I've been worrying about *something* since I was about 3 years old. It is amazing to have stretches of time where I let go. in reply to coyotetoo #
@coyotetoo And you can certainly believe that is a substantial factor in my submission. As obvious as that might be in reply to coyotetoo #
@Nyxx That woudl be cool @raging_journey1 has pimped me to some random Irishman for some totally fucked up photography, too. in reply to Nyxx #
@Nyxx I think there will be time made to go have dinner off-campus, if you're down in reply to Nyxx #
@SkyPilotProjCEO I freakin' love that spot. in reply to SkyPilotProjCEO #
@thekinkypixie Oh shit! Happy belated!!! in reply to thekinkypixie #
@SilverDayDreams The capacity to take responsibility for ensuring their needs are met by COMMUNICATING those needs to the top. in reply to SilverDayDreams #
Re-arranging my #CrushList. Thankfully, it is kinda short at present. #
@sashapixlee Oh crushees. I'm usually too embarrassed to know if someone has a crush on me. in reply to sashapixlee #
Why the fuck do I always ALWAYS misspell "embarrassed" ?!?! #
@saynine Funny you should say that…had to boot some off for *being* total fools. I'm a sucker for those assholes in reply to saynine #
@saynine I probably shouldn't put "sucker" and "asshole" in the same sentence in reply to saynine #
@OrangePlus what the hell does going commando have to do with my shit spelling?! in reply to OrangePlus #
@saynine Thanks. Thank you. Now I have to safeword on Twitter. #
@coyotetoo I scanned for it but got distracted by your smirky FB profile shot. Well played. in reply to coyotetoo #
@OrangePlus #YouAreOnATimeOut in reply to OrangePlus #
@OrangePlus That was terrible. in reply to OrangePlus #
@badbadgirlx for saying it "cant get any worse!"" in reply to badbadgirlx #
@badbadgirlx We mere humans like the imagination of a capricious freaky universe! in reply to badbadgirlx #
It is because, @badbadgirlx Twue Dominate Masters ™ value teh smirk over teh sexeh. #
@tomboy_femme @Eyebee @lashalane Oi I'm glad to know other shave "those words" haunting them too! in reply to tomboy_femme #
@badbadgirlx And you *told* him this?!?!? *shakes head* in reply to badbadgirlx #
#PornTitlesThatPutItOutThere: today we got in "OLD DICKS Fucking Young Chicks." Yep. That;s pretty much it. #
Unlike cops, @badbadgirlx sadists often fail to Mirandize you. EVERYTHING CAN and *WILL* be used against you. Gotta love 'em. #
@darinwilson there are too many "hot spots" and permutations of fuckery in that word. in reply to darinwilson #
@persephone_dd dude #TheCrushList is so #SuperFuckingSecret there are names on it even *I* don't know about! in reply to persephone_dd #
@MataLeao I'm sorry dude. I'll back off. *shuffles away* in reply to MataLeao #
@zilledefeu Hey now…THAT is what they like to cal smokin' hot work there, missy! in reply to zilledefeu #
@zilledefeu TO be fair…and be honest now…did they see your butt *first*??? Tell the truth. in reply to zilledefeu #
@zilledefeu I fucking knew it. in reply to zilledefeu #
@zilledefeu Your ass has magical powers. in reply to zilledefeu #
@ButchtasticKyle Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
@zilledefeu The face brings 'em in and the bootay seals the deal in reply to zilledefeu #
I'm gonna be in Madison Wisconsin in *4* days and if I haven't eaten an entire Kringle in *5* days I'll be kicking someone's ASS for realz. #
@ButchtasticKyle Oh. Oh eat her FLESH. I was thinking of something else. Carry on. **wanders off** in reply to ButchtasticKyle #
@darinwilson I want that on a fuckin' poster. in reply to darinwilson #
@ChristianNJ I do. that is why it was correctly spelled in that tweet. Bit I never hit it on the first go. in reply to ChristianNJ #
@tomboy_femme I knew it wasn't just me. in reply to tomboy_femme #
@blackstarmedia @troyredington I'm presenting at an event called Madtown Kinkfest http://www.madtownkinkfest.com/ in reply to blackstarmedia #
It may be petty. But I get a wild surge of pride to see a submissive at the TOP of a list of presenters…the rest of whom are male tops. #
This is only slightly mitigated by the fact that it is *me* in the top spot #
@suldrew Sadly, it ain't helping me get *under* a top, but I'll take it for now in reply to suldrew #
@tomboy_femme yeah, @BitchtasticKyle didn't fool me for one. Freaking. Second. in reply to tomboy_femme #
Goddammit who put the "u" next to the "i" *headdesk* #
@zilledefeu HIGH five baby! High. Freaking. Five. in reply to zilledefeu #
@emchy Holy SHIT dude. Oh My God!!! in reply to emchy #
@quotidianlight …involved in what…? in reply to quotidianlight #
@tomboy_femme No no. my shitty typing strikes again. in reply to tomboy_femme #
@emchy about fucking time, too. in reply to emchy #
@quotidianlight Why would you feel lame for missing someone you love who loves you back…? in reply to quotidianlight #
Well, @quotidianlight my first "scene" involved a hand in my hair and words. Playing is only a physical manifestation of The Constant. #
@quotidianlight We forget that love and affection can cause the same feelings in the aftermath. in reply to quotidianlight #
@quotidianlight we all feel like that. Sometime. Because shit is weird. in reply to quotidianlight #
http://oaklandlocal.com/article/music-monday-sweet-drinking-songs-vagabondage check out my buddies gettin' they press props! Yay @emchy! #
@thomasroche That's almost as good as my going on my first post-heart-wrenching breakup on a date to "Eternal Sunshine Of the Spotless Mind" in reply to thomasroche #
@thomasroche It was a Bad. Bad. Bad idea. But I had no idea what the movie was about. Oy vey. Roughness. in reply to thomasroche #
@djmfzulu *LOL* you're killin' me! in reply to djmfzulu #
@twistedmonk This boots would make a bootblack weep….don't let @_Qtip_ see those. in reply to twistedmonk #
@twistedmonk I should think a challenge such as that would only be a red flag for an aficionado in reply to twistedmonk #
@AliceSinAerie I'd even take sloppy seconds on that one. Or a spit roasting with him & Alton Brown. *nodding sagely* (Hah…sagely. I rule.) in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@thomasroche *snerk* In a weird twist, indeed, yes in reply to thomasroche #
@AliceSinAerie I speculate he'd be an assfucker. I can't resist assfuckers. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
#DatingInjustice 1) My last relationship was with a guy who did not like anal, though I love it. #
#DatingInjustice #2) My longest relationship was with a guy who preferred small breasts. #
@GalFawkes Hence the #DatingInjustice in reply to GalFawkes #
I'm trying to think if I have any other good #DatingInjustice bullet points…. #
To anyone out there who loved / loves someone struggling with addiction? Thank you. On their behalf, this addict is grateful. #
@tomboy_femme Hm I'm not sure if that is a #DatingInjustice: it isn't as though someone WOULD be attracted to someone else BECAUSE of cats? in reply to tomboy_femme #
Now that I review my stuff, I am not sure where I'm going when I land in Madison on Friday. Ah well. Someone will tell me #
@tomboy_femme LULZ in reply to tomboy_femme #
@tomboy_femme I think #DatingInjustice is along the lines of "I have this awesome characteristic you fail to appreciate" king in reply to tomboy_femme #
@tomboy_femme (thing) in reply to tomboy_femme #
@tomboy_femme The theory being it is an injustice to the person who would kill to be with you because of this characteristic in reply to tomboy_femme #
For example: if someone loved giving oral sex, and they are dating someone oral sex averse? #DatingInjustice #
Though I have yet, personally, to date someone who didn't like oral sex. Or like the way *I* orally sexed them. #
But I don't really have any oral sex references. #
I can't believe I'm trying to figure out who I could use for an oral sex reference. *headdesk* #
@tomboy_femme No, I'd allow that. Hair is a BIG DEAL for MANY people. The Pizza Guy loved my hair totally natural, No weave, no bleach. in reply to tomboy_femme #
RT @thattoychick: @Mollena Gotcha beat. 7 year partner who doesn't like kink. :-p total #DatingInjustice! #
@pantherapardus I can see where that would be a drag…interestingly, I'm not as attached to giving as I am receiving. I'm the Piglet! in reply to pantherapardus #
@alanpdx Are you *trying* to get put on a time out? You're craving pun-ishment! in reply to alanpdx #
@thattoychick D00d. It *must* Be love!! in reply to thattoychick #
@melina_star Oy…yeah that's a grim one fo sho. in reply to melina_star #
@jayndoh and you hate it curly….? in reply to jayndoh #
@BrooklynFinn I just got an offline ping from someone with that same story, and they describe themselves as orally fixated. #DatingInjustice in reply to BrooklynFinn #
@BrooklynFinn Did you know why she was so against it? in reply to BrooklynFinn #
@MarshaCollier I can only think they thought you might be a fellow sheeple. in reply to MarshaCollier #
I just jammed a handful of chocolate kisses in my face. #YESIAmOnTheRagWhyTheFuckDoYouAsk #
@urban_gypsy *lol* no no no…the translation is there, just very small #
Someone across the office is cracking their gum….LOUDLY…. ***nostrils flared, freshly manicured nails bared**** #
@urban_gypsy I was tempted to fool you into thinking I was cool. But then I'd get busted when you took me out to a supersecret Chinese place in reply to urban_gypsy #
@urban_gypsy ….because my life is a fucking sitcom. in reply to urban_gypsy #
@_Qtip_ http://www.twistedmonk.com/blog/00010009.jpg and @TwistedMonk explained it is stone dust on the boots in reply to _Qtip_ #
@dangerouslilly Yup…I'll count that one. Sadly. But It gets up on the tote board in reply to dangerouslilly #
@dangerouslilly I get the rage, for reals. in reply to dangerouslilly #
@wyrdbyrd I buy the kisses because I hope the wrappers will slow me down. I'm a fool. They just piss me off more. in reply to wyrdbyrd #
@katebornstein You new avatar is so saucy!! in reply to katebornstein #
@LeatherYenta You nasty, nasty. NASTY girl. *slow evil smile* in reply to LeatherYenta #
Holy SHIT just as I was IMing about playing with nooses, I though my co-worker conferenced in an IT guy. I nearly had a heart attack. #
@Nyxx I'm in Friday morning; chillaxing most of the day. I have a shoot lined up for Friday night and my class Saturday night. There's room! in reply to Nyxx #
@susanmernit that is so like 2 hours ago! LOL yes, I'm very proud of them! in reply to susanmernit #
@MarshaCollier •munching alfalfa• y'all join that random group now, ya hear? in reply to MarshaCollier #
@MarshaCollier Me too! Let us repair to the UES high-end alfalfa bar! Ah, screw that sheep act. I always WAS the white sheep of the family. in reply to MarshaCollier #
@twistedmonk "Rough and tumble," eh…? •quietly deeeelighted• in reply to twistedmonk #
@susanmernit I'm so stoked to see them get some props in reply to susanmernit #
@tomboy_femme I've •never• been asked this. Ever. in reply to tomboy_femme #
Holy crap. Hard. Core. RT @BreakingNewz: Haitian 'lasts 28 days in rubble' http://is.gd/7YWSo #
@tomboy_femme SO weird!! Did you ask 'em about it? in reply to tomboy_femme #
@BrooklynFinn I can see why that would further make the intimacy questionable…how tough! in reply to BrooklynFinn #
@SinnamonLove Congrats, great Mom! in reply to SinnamonLove #
@Violetwands I just wanted to drop a quick thank you for your email…I'm in the middle of editing but your email is gratefully received! #
Just printed out the galley for my #PlayingWithTaboo #ToybagGuide. Looking at it is kind of a miracle. #
@Melkitty Hey you are so extra sweet! thanks!! in reply to Melkitty #
My scheduling is twisting out of control. Fuck-a-doodle-do. I either need a master to make me do this shit right or a sub to do it for me. #
@wanderingmattia @wyrdbyrd **hopping** Thank you I am very proud! #
@coyotetoo Oh. My. God. You realize now I have to run and masturbate. That scene in "Pulp Fiction" makes me so hot…. in reply to coyotetoo #
@pantherapardus I can't even eat a sandwich without making a mess…how does she cook RVC in a WHTE SHIRT?!?!? in reply to pantherapardus #
@Klawdya I can't say. I haven't had anyone try. :-\ in reply to Klawdya #
@benjyfeen A *little* book, yes One of the Greenery press #ToybagGuides in reply to benjyfeen #
RT @hannahbeck8: Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman: "Keep an open heart and love will always find a way in." @GregHyatt: "CHOKE ON A COCK." #
@SuzanneSxySadis we can haz link for retweeting and such? in reply to SuzanneSxySadis #
My buddy is going to #Haiti to help. Help him get there. RT @abostick59: Support my trip to work in Haiti. http://bit.ly/duHGfX #
@benjyfeen Thanks man!!! I'm very happy to have taken this little step closer to awesomeness in reply to benjyfeen #
RT @blackstarmedia: #blackhorrormovies the lovely thuggish ruggish bones #
@blackstarmedia I'm-a kick your ass for putting that fucking song in my head!!!! in reply to blackstarmedia #
Too lazy to go scour my Twitterfeed…whomever was looking for pr0n w/het Asian male action the other day please raise your hand. #
RT @sarahdopp: Holy crap, my big head is on the homepage of the SF LGBT Center website! http://bit.ly/c9LPkE (YAY!!) #
@britisshameless Here you go http://bit.ly/cNiE3eI was originally looking for Cecilia Vega and found this pretty hot clip in reply to britisshameless #
I underestimated the hotness of tonight's pr0n. I think I won't be doing any more proofreading tonight. ***curls up twitching*** #
@melina_star I think no one will object till the Night Rider's come in & the Confederate flags are broken out & the Mammies start screaming. in reply to melina_star #
@melina_star Or was that just *my* "War between the States" party…. *evil grin* in reply to melina_star #
Rolling up for the night…sleep well, tweeps #
(via @cyantist) http://bit.ly/9qmrUo MC Happiness…the Buddhist rapper. FUck yeah. OK. REALLY going to bed nao #
@jayndoh sleep well! in reply to jayndoh #
@britisshameless take away the I at the end. It belongs to the sentence after. in reply to britisshameless #
OK, so "The Moonlight Sonata" really is shite for falling asleep music. Up yours, Ludwig von. #
@coyotetoo Lovely! Dad would sometimes play for me. Guitar or flute. I've a friend who is a harpist. I wonder if she would come play for me. in reply to coyotetoo #
I'm unable to sleep, obsessing about potential holes in my negotiations for my class at #MadtownKinkfest. I know I forgot to discuss collars #
Clearly I need to sit myself down and teach my Negotiation 101 class to myself. #
@coyotetoo I am gonna see if I can sind that and if it agrees with me in reply to coyotetoo #
@wyrdbyrd Ooo….and codpiece. FTW. in reply to wyrdbyrd #
@coyotetoo I'll be sure to check. Don't wanna be bracing for sleep and wind up with "Thunderpants Dance" getting all Michael Flatley on me. in reply to coyotetoo #
@coyotetoo You too! You're up hours later / ahead of me! in reply to coyotetoo #

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