Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2010-02-18
- @squidie Ha… I got "The Crane and Bottom." That'll do, pig. That'll do. in reply to squidie #
- As eponymous girl name songs go, @badbadgirlx I'm particularly particular to "Mollena." But as it was written about me, I'm biased. #
- @EssinEm that must be fucking nerve wracking. Big love your way… I hope everything is clear and awesome! in reply to EssinEm #
- @bg_zeke …someone wrote a lame song about you? Kick their ass! in reply to bg_zeke #
- @misstayva It is pretty win. His second album was pretty much all about me. Which, in retrospect, is pretty damn surreal. in reply to misstayva #
- @bg_zeke Ah… @missbhavens will probably appreciate your sparing her Dad's ass. in reply to bg_zeke #
- @heidianderson Because you have a problem. A serious, deep-rooted perversion. in reply to heidianderson #
- @misstayva Holy crap! you've heard of it? in reply to misstayva #
- @misstayva Hell. Yes. I have some very fond memories of the 100 Club! Could the world please get a little smaller and weirder? in reply to misstayva #
- @thedylanryan No. That would kind of kill the reason they followed you, and be inauthentic and weird. in reply to thedylanryan #
- @thedylanryan If there were someone with whom I was smitten, and had discussed that in public and THEY started following, it might shift. in reply to thedylanryan #
- @thedylanryan it would be weird and passive aggressive to •not• acknowledge that. so if, say, >ark Davis was following me, I might be shyer. in reply to thedylanryan #
- @thedylanryan Oh snap! I didn't even know @ninaland was on twitter!! *waves hi* Hey lady! in reply to thedylanryan #
- @bg_zeke @heidianderson I am at a disadvantage: my default opinion of *anything* that individual does falls within the "Unfavorable" realm. in reply to bg_zeke #
- I feel an anti "vanilla"-bashing post coming on. #
- Actually, @SilverDayDreams This isn't a rant against non kink-identified or "vanillas" This is a rant about BASHING so-called "vanillas" #
- I am tired of kinky people snerking and assuming that those who don't do sex the way we do are "unenlightened" or "tight-asses." #
- @saynine Yep! in reply to saynine #
- Capping on non-kink identified/"vanilla" people is EXACTLY like capping on dykes by saying "you just haven't met the right man." #
- Kinky sex is NOT, by default, better sex. It is for YOU if you are kinky. People who don't do BDSM aren't ignorant or unenlightened. #
- @bg_zeke The best sex I have had in the past 10 years was with someone who didn't ID as kinky, it was pretty much just straight-up fuckin'. in reply to bg_zeke #
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZfRaWAtBVg Dead President emo rock FTW. #
- Damn you Justin with your catchy synthetic poppy bullshit… http://blip.fm/~l5xf1 (guiltily wriggling my butt in the seat at work) #
- Aaaaaah! Fungus in my homestyle potatoes!! *flings it away. Misses trashcan. sighs* #
- @quotidianlight I fucking HATE muchrooms. in reply to quotidianlight #
- I just had an awesome talk with The Boss. I can comfortably share that I will be making some Life Changes coming up soon. Feeling *GREAT* #
- http://tinyurl.com/yfuvbsh "Not You Mama's Tea Party" is fast approaching! Get that pinkie crooked! #MsSFLeather #Fundraiser #
- OK…riot act on "vanilla"-bashing almost done. I'm sure it is error-riddled, but I am equally sure someone will let me know
# - On "The Perverted Negress" ~ My stance on bashing "vanillas" http://www.mollena.com/2010/02/vanilla-bigotry/ #
- Picture of penis covered in semen + @Mollena with a face full of glazed doughnut = balance of doughnut in the trash
# - @CyberLizard @SophieHirsch I don't mind semen "straight from the tap" as it were. But the though of it all over my doughnut made me barfy! in reply to CyberLizard #
- @ninaland I dashed off a companion to my Twitrant about "vanilla" basing
http://www.mollena.com/2010/02/vanilla-bigotry/ # - @coyotetoo I. Fucking. LOVE "Fawlty Towers." My Dad used to let me stay up past bedtime to watch it
in reply to coyotetoo # - @quotidianlight o_O in reply to quotidianlight #
- @blessed_harlot @ADSR500 @malakhgabriel @tilda @spunquee @boytshikl @EssinEm @SlipperyWhnWhet That post is up! http://tinyurl.com/yljx88c in reply to blessed_harlot #
- @mariadiaz @dangerouslilly @bg_zeke @Nobilis @Adisson89 @jessiroxohsnap @bg_zeke @nil17 @BoudoirSexToys My post is up! http://bit.ly/aJUWBL #
- @saynine My anti vanilla bashin' post is up! http://bit.ly/aJUWBL #
- @coyotetoo You must have some Black Folks in your family tree because we do that shit ALL of the time.
in reply to coyotetoo # - Ooo, @NadiaWest and @coyotetoo Hmm…Fawlty Towers Marathon in NYC in March…? #
- @saynine I grant you permission to do so IF YOU BASH whilst wearing the Yeti Hat of Myth and Legend. in reply to saynine #
- I've tried and tried…I just can't eroticize Daleks. #
- Cut me some slack @beautifulkind @Dawn_x! I gots PLENTY of imagination! You've NO IDEA of the decades of "Slave Leia/Jabba" problems I had. #
- @zilledefeu I CAN!! And they STILL aren't sexy!!! in reply to zilledefeu #
- @TheDarklady see, when you put it like •that•…way hotter! in reply to TheDarklady #
- GodMotherfuckingDamnItRemindMeNextTimeToNotHaveFullyLeadedSodaBecauseTheCombinationOfSugarAndCaffeineIsMakingMeDoCRAZYShit #
- Oh. Mah. Gawd. @beautychaotic just gave me a Specialties cookie. *so happeh* #
- @NadiaWest I'm in town from the 14th through the 22nd…I have several classes (TES, LSM, Instigate) in addition to the reading
in reply to NadiaWest # - @ninaland …especially since vanilla is a spice that works well from savory to sweet dishes
in reply to ninaland # - @AliceSinAerie why would you hate anyone? You don't strike me as a hatefully hater type *lol* in reply to AliceSinAerie #
- Trying to get myself into Trouble. If I'm successful, I will have to Atone. #
- @coyotetoo I have not!
is she a good read? in reply to coyotetoo # - @coyotetoo yet another reason for me to replace my kindle…at least before I become a broke-ass pervert again…push a button and voliá in reply to coyotetoo #
- @coyotetoo I would but I need a communication device that actually lives up to its name :-p #iPhail in reply to coyotetoo #
- Argh! Someone sent me a link to their podcast and said they mentioned me in it…I swore I had faved it and now I can't find it! #
- The conductor is rebooting out train. @SFBART. The lights are off. The conductor is doing his best to talk us through it. #
- Cool to be on a dark and silent @SFBART train and see a constellation of cell phones winking in the dark. #
- "When you get home," he said "I want you to kneel on the floor, and take off your shirt, and take out your tits and think about me…" #
- @aphalloides ROUS? I don't believe they exist…. Arghghgghhgh!! in reply to aphalloides #
- @joqatana um…no. but that would be hot. No, Someone Else said it. in reply to joqatana #
- @queershoulder holy CRAP I hope so because it has been so fail! in reply to queershoulder #
- @queershoulder I just got off the bus by my house…where you at? in reply to queershoulder #
- Just wanked myself into a stupor. Literally. *shakes head* Did I pass out or….wow. I gotta remember to breathe. Masturbation's dangerous! #
- OK…back to proofreading the final galley for the #ToybagGuide to #TabooPlay #
- @coyotetoo Ooo, yes. I would not like to have an orgasm and then develop a headache. That must have been…discouraging…? in reply to coyotetoo #
- @stereopticons23 Wow *that* I've not heard of. I think that would discourage me from even wanting to fuck :-\ in reply to stereopticons23 #
- @lovingsgirl It is a bit messy! *lol* in reply to lovingsgirl #
- @phillyeboni I am a pretty big fan, myself…. in reply to phillyeboni #
- @coyotetoo Feel better! in reply to coyotetoo #
- @loveUduckydoo How did you know I have frog toes?!? in reply to loveUduckydoo #
- @pantherapardus Now THAT is no Minnie Mouse! in reply to pantherapardus #
- @coyotetoo After your fourth…orgasm…? **surreptitiously impressed** in reply to coyotetoo #
- @coyotetoo For me? I adore watching my partner climax. With women, generally that isn't a limiting factor. Multi-orgasmic men are rarer. in reply to coyotetoo #
- @coyotetoo Stamina is nice until you develop TMJ from a 65 minute blowjob O_o in reply to coyotetoo #
- Oh look…shadowy haters are coming up out of new holes in the floorboards. Hello, pests. Time for my anthem. http://blip.fm/~l7d2y #
- @molten_emotion I have that as a "no-go" … I have too much dental kung-fu and a small, crowded mouth. No can do… in reply to molten_emotion #
- @coyotetoo Would that it were so easy to order that right up!! Unless one *can* orgasm on command. *cough* #JustSayin #039; in reply to coyotetoo #
- I spite of myself, am delighted that Under The Weather @coyotetoo freely discusses the ins and outs of oral sex. #
- @wanderingmattia Oh good christ. I'm so acclimated to sex w3rds I can't even see the bad puns coming. <rimshot> in reply to wanderingmattia #
- @firefaunx Argh….addicted to bunny vids now….. in reply to firefaunx #
- @wanderingmattia "That's what he / she said" is classic and timeless. in reply to wanderingmattia #
- @firefaunx gawd I dunno… I was never the same after KITEN DOOM and the tickle-tickle-tickle-BOO kitten in reply to firefaunx #
- @ATG Boo! I'm turning everything upside down and letting The Lord sort it out!
how YOU doin'?? :-p in reply to ATG # - I have a nasty habit of not repeating rumors: ESPECIALLY *to the person* who is being secretly trashed by cowards. Join me, will you? #
- @wanderingmattia I'm snee—kay like that !
in reply to wanderingmattia # - @ATG I hope that your head popping back up means that you are feeling perquier
in reply to ATG # - @ATG ((love)) in and out of parentheses for you but nothing parenthetical about it, really. in reply to ATG #
- @Thomaskattus High five. Please note, "trash talkin' " is still totally permitted
in reply to Thomaskattus # - I have had, in the past 3 days, as many situations where people shared with me info I did not need and would have been happier not knowing. #
- I'm almost afraid to pick up my phone or check my e-mail lest I get more information, hints, inside scoops and sideways glances. #
- It is time for a Key Lime Pie White Chocolate Truffle and another round with the vibrator. I'm elevating my knees this time. NO SWOONING! #
- @julianwolf @MistressRakkel mmmm hmmm……I see what you did there….!
in reply to julianwolf # - @JulianWolf *whispers* Will there be cuppycakes??? in reply to julianwolf #
- @ATG totally the latter, dude. Quit hatin' and get TIARAED!!!!! in reply to ATG #
- @julianwolf I have peeps on the ground, and Yelp at my disposal. It. Will. Happen. in reply to julianwolf #
- @ATG That is some bullshit. DM me a mailing address. I can't have you without a crown. in reply to ATG #
- Well, now I know what I was all up late and stuff. I was on a mission from Ganesha to get a tiara to @ATG! #
- @ATG To insure full pwnage, I threw in a sparkly wand. in reply to ATG #
- @ATG it is not you, it is the PLANET that will experience pwnage once you have your leathers tiara and wand!!!! in reply to ATG #
- @ATG Too late. The work has been wrought. I believe in gratification instante! in reply to ATG #
- @ATG *pfft* hardly unbidden! I'll bid on it in reply to ATG #
- @Weebeasty We gotta finagle some shits outta @ATG once full regalia has arrived in reply to Weebeasty #
- Baconnaise. Damn. #
- OK now I am seriously gonna stop working, wack it, and go to sleep. Tonight's fantasy: being spitroasted by Mark Davis and [REDACTED] #
- You are trying to remain flexible with respect to important lo… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #












