The Perverted Negress » Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2010-02-23

February 23, 2010

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2010-02-23

Filed under: Twitter — Mollena Williams @ 9:00 am

@ATG Thank you for that thimbs up, sweetie! And thank you for reminding me I have another one to add. Oi! in reply to ATG #
@jervyu2 I see your point. Who, specifically is the "They" and can you point me to the "abominable, disobedient & reprobate" behaviours? in reply to jervyu2 #
Took my meds when I was •supposed• to, even though the pain wasn't horrible. But that's how pain •management• works. Root canal today! Woo! #
Free the Morlocks! RT @FakeMTA The C and E trains are experiencing delays due to Mayor Bloomberg's newly announced "War on the Mole People." #
RT @NARAL Good news! Anti-choice Oklahoma law struck down! http://bit.ly/b0RSza #prochoice #
@CruelSecretary @dopegirlfresh thank you, sistren I hope that, unlike the last time, he can numb me out easily! Ugh… in reply to CruelSecretary #
Ooo…when you get to work this early, many of the lights aren't on yet. That added to the Epic Meds is tempting me to curl under my desk… #
@jstroker I just totally perved you in drag on FB. Meowr. #
I I haven't listened to the latest @Ropecast but apparently I'm on there talking about something… http://tinyurl.com/y9j7ax7 #
@sashapixlee Just try and stop me! in reply to sashapixlee #
I have discovered that, on painkillers, I cannot control my farts. #
It is totally weird! I'm sitting here minding my business and suddenly "OMG STEALTH POOF!" Very surreal. #
@Septimus1812 Nope. in reply to Septimus1812 #
Yeah, @pantherapardus Rogue farts are, I guess, much like the Spanish inquisition. #
@purplehayz EXACTly!! in reply to purplehayz #
@joqatana Man…what a hilarious side-effect!!! in reply to joqatana #
@docstrange Are you quoting fuckin' "Johnny Dangerously?!?!?!" *bows down* in reply to docstrange #
@thedylanryan OMG when people wibble in a Yoga class i *HAVE* to giggle. I can't help it! in reply to thedylanryan #
I'll be in the South Bay doing my kink speakin' thang tomorrow night! http://www.mollena.com/2010/02/sm-odyssey/ #
@ammre Well then you're covered because that *IS* doing something! in reply to ammre #
@coyotetoo Contra dancing? Ass opposed to Sandinista dancing? in reply to coyotetoo #
@thei999shadow Probably not, as I'm not even sure how the fuck I am going to get home in reply to thei999shadow #
@zilledefeu I don't even wan to know the context. That is purely beautiful. in reply to zilledefeu #
@shokolada *blushing* Dude! Thank you in reply to shokolada #
I just spent about 45 minutes curled up under my desk. This is the opposite of win. #
@coyotetoo o_O … … … … … … … … …O_o … … … … … … … … … wait…what? in reply to coyotetoo #
@_RoseWhite_ I with I had one of those sheepy fleecy doggie beds! in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
@jstroker Yes you should. in reply to jstroker #
@coyotetoo Ooooh! Oy vey. My typo-fu is strong today. Now that I've blinked a few time,s I realize I know what you are talking about. in reply to coyotetoo #
@coyotetoo Any dance where i get to wear swirly skirts is OK by me. in reply to coyotetoo #
@coyotetoo I bet you could rock a kilt, though! in reply to coyotetoo #
@DrMireille I have a Bad Tooth…it has been horrid all weekend. I broke down and took a vicodin. I'm going in today for a root canal in reply to DrMireille #
@chrisbrogan I may never forgive you for putting that damned song in my head while I'm on Vicodin, Brogan. in reply to chrisbrogan #
@radagast22 ((pontificating)) is it a *fringy* sarong? in reply to radagast22 #
#UnrequitedFoodCraving a big ass bowl of brown rice with carrot tahini dressing from Dojo in the Village. I'd push down a Nun for some! #
@sashapixlee Celery. Ice cream. Mushrooms. Watermelon. Liver. Caviar. Courtside seats to ANY basketball game. High heeled shoes. Ed Hardy. in reply to sashapixlee #
@Trulyandreally It broke my heart when they were shit down. Loved that grimy-ass place. I ALWAYS went back wen I went home to visit. in reply to Trulyandreally #
@avatarkoo Dude, it is hella eerie. in reply to avatarkoo #
@Trulyandreally The other one is OK, but it lacks a cetacean something. Damn. Now I want one of them there chicken cutlet sammitches! in reply to Trulyandreally #
@Trulyandreally Wow, spell-correct. "cetacean" to correct my misspelling of "certain" is good! in reply to Trulyandreally #
http://mollena.tumblr.com/post/405436723/i-can-haz-eyes Worst game of peek-a-boo ever. #
@Klawdya I'm gonna eat salad @ 7A and then run over for rice and tahini at Dojo then run back for cannoli at Veniero's! in reply to Klawdya #
@thei999shadow I had arrangements. They fell through. in reply to thei999shadow #
I think these antibiotics are about to do some real damage to my guts…. #
So mych for my lunch. FML. Feel free to off me now. #
OK, yeah. This day is officially the worst I've had in 2010. Possibly the worst since that last root canal fail. #
@Babecakes Um…that its a hard knock life….? in reply to Babecakes #
@EssinEm Thanks sexypants .. me too. in reply to EssinEm #
@Catwoman69y2k I just barfed it back up. Terrible. in reply to Catwoman69y2k #
"Hard Knock Life" http://blip.fm/~lijhj Bump it @Babecakes @dangerouslilly #
I agree @Babecakes It is crazy wrong. Almost as bad as the mofo who snagged the Grinch for a hook http://bit.ly/120OaR #
@AidenFyre Why not do a 50/50 "Masturbate-A-Thon"? People can donate to your dildo find and to your fave charity in reply to AidenFyre #
My Week: Mon: Work & Root Canal. Tues: Work & Perv Class. Wed: Work & #Folsom Fair photo shoot. Thurs: Work & Fly to DC. Fri: #DarkOdyssey #
@saynine It is the bicuspid…so, yeah. in reply to saynine #
@wanderingmattia thanks man in reply to wanderingmattia #
@saynine I've lost count of how many I've had. at least 12. in reply to saynine #
@saynine I'm seriously a walking dental wet-dream. in reply to saynine #
Dammit. Rookie mistake. What the fuck am I doing telling a sadist "It would be far worse if you…" when I'm looking to play with them?! #
Sweet, sweet nerve death…thank you, root canal… #
@paulsan_ never flirt with perverts whilst on painkillers. Never. in reply to paulsan_ #
Ding dong the nerve is dead…which old nerve? Upper left bicuspid tooth nerve! Ding dong infected nerve is deaaaaaad…..! #
I just had that full head scan thing. I have exactly 4 teeh in my head that don't have dental work on them. FOUR. #
@bootpig High five! Wow. in reply to bootpig #
@SiaLikeWhoa lower teeth: 3 middle incisors and one canine. (I only have 3 incisors on the bottom; congenital weirdness.) in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@StMarcSpa so craving a good cannoli….March cannot come soon enough! in reply to StMarcSpa #
I dunno, @nil17. I have little hope that @PassionAndSoul will let that slip his mind. #NeverMixFlirtsAndVicodin in reply to nil17 #
@RedLightDharma •blushing• thank you, Lady in reply to RedLightDharma #
@AidenFyre Hm…. Masturbate-A-(Mini)-Marathon…? in reply to AidenFyre #
@sashapixlee Rusty and frikkin lame is what. Shite. in reply to sashapixlee #
@whipartist This is where I run into trouble. You people with your mean interpretations of innocent remarks made in moments of weakness… in reply to whipartist #
Never a good sign when after scanning your xray, your dentist starts poking you and says shit like "So…it •doesn't• hurt when I do this?" #
@BrooklynFinn I know for a fact it was cackling…so yeah I would bet that too! in reply to BrooklynFinn #
@AidenFyre I would toss a few off to help the cause. I'm generous like that! in reply to AidenFyre #
@PassionAndSoul this is one of those "Win if you lose / win if you win" situations, ain't it? #JaiGanesha in reply to PassionAndSoul #
OK! Local anæsthetic wearing off…freshly injected gums and ravaged nerve stump screaming…where are those damned pills… #
As it turns out I've a Mysterious Spot on my exray. Could be bone loss. Could be an abcess. Wait and see. Yay! #
Ha! I typed "exray." I assume that's a device for seeing through your former lovers. #
My mouth hurts quite a bit. Those roof-of-the-mouth injections aren't sexy. I don't care how kinky you is. #
@whipartist @MsLorelei no no no…I've pad too much for these sumbitches to have you chip my shit! in reply to MsLorelei #
To add to my woes, @MikeTRose, I just discovered I'm drooling slightly. #FML in reply to MikeTRose #
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout! RT @PassionAndSoul @Mollena I am a big believer in "E, all of the Above" for most of life. #
Grateful as hell that I was able to get myself fixed up today. Let's hear it for healthcare. Let's get it for everyone. #
@BrooklynFinn •NICE• in reply to BrooklynFinn #
@BrooklynFinn can we get them reduced to those little mineral tetrehedrons and crush them like on Star Trek…? in reply to BrooklynFinn #
Meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat…kinda want some meat. #
@sashapixlee that might be the most …. something …. question ever. in reply to sashapixlee #
@patrasha in a very real way, it is, my friend. #CopingMechanismsFTW in reply to patrasha #
@sashapixlee Ssshhh!! Trying to figure out what to do about #SteakAndABlowjobDay .. in reply to sashapixlee #
@patrasha I wonder if that's my problem…maybe if I hade more genitals in my face I could go veg… in reply to patrasha #
@mistressmia Break a leg! in reply to mistressmia #
@MataLeao considering that 1) Taboos are personal 2) societal roles around gender and sexuality hit all sorts of taboos, I'd say 3)Y ep! in reply to MataLeao #
@sashapixlee oh def the steak. Steak has WAY better au jus. in reply to sashapixlee #
Bubbles, my Bad Voice, is slipping up quite a bit of late. Poor thing…her lies don't hook & tear & bleed me like they used to. #
@MataLeao take your time…we'll be there when your brain perks up! in reply to MataLeao #
Hell yes, @rubberzebra. Any time I can "æ," I will. Its a sound that licks my ears and a shape that tastes like honey. in reply to rubberzebra #
The letter "i" being next to the letter "o" is piss poor planning. My last tweet was one letter away from obscene. #HineyIsNotTheSameAsHoney #
@SlipperyWhnWhet I'm moving from fear into compassion. I gotta be able to love ALL of my selves to heal. Being afraid of her kept me trapped in reply to SlipperyWhnWhet #
Paid back @OrangePlus for his generous meds help when my tooth first went nuclear. Waiting for my take-out from the corner bistro. #
I decided to get p'scettis. They are easy to eat. I opted for penis-shaped meat products of the Italian variety to go with the p'scettis. #
@sashapixlee Aw…! in reply to sashapixlee #
@BrooklynFinn I sure a hell did that back in the day…it still amuses me! in reply to BrooklynFinn #
@SinnamonLove How did I miss that it is your birthday?!?! Happy Happy Birthday Birthday, Beautiful Beautiful! in reply to SinnamonLove #
@mhoobler Girl I hope you are having more fun with yours than I am with mine…! I was all barfy this morning in reply to mhoobler #
@mhoobler WHat happens when PKs don't work?!? I mena, what can they do to help?? in reply to mhoobler #
I love these guys. Seriously. $12 and I have three GENEROUS portions of pasta. FTW. #
@PaganLinuxGeek Yay! I'm not the only one!! in reply to PaganLinuxGeek #
@LeatherYenta I'm in for dinner Italian S'scettis and sausage. in reply to LeatherYenta #
@mhoobler I ain't powering through shite… several times this shit has been so painful I cried. CRIED! Actual tears!!! in reply to mhoobler #
@mhoobler Balls: it sucks them. (squeezlyhugs) in reply to mhoobler #
Not much seasoning to this pasta. Craving salt so bad you might as well call me Nancy Crater. #IfYouGotThatReferenceYouAreADamnedGeek #
@naughtyeliot Probably relieved…that was *SUPER* nerdy in reply to naughtyeliot #
@pantherapardus *spikes the ball* Come on down, goddess of geekery! in reply to pantherapardus #
@coyotetoo What is made of the blade please to know? in reply to coyotetoo #
@naughtyeliot It is a Star Trek reference: one absurd enough that normal people shouldn't have any clue what it means. in reply to naughtyeliot #
@sashapixlee OLD school rockin'-the-Fu-Manchu Klingons?!? Dag, yo. Next you'll take me back to before the redshirts were redshirts! in reply to sashapixlee #
OK OK OK my face is numb and yet it ITCHES what the FUCK is HAPPENING??!?!? #
@naughtyeliot Dude. that was hella rude. I am so sorry….. in reply to naughtyeliot #
@hardcorps80204 @pantherapardus @saynine @shokolada @sashapixlee Rock!! http://mollena.tumblr.com/post/406393729/spock-rock in reply to hardcorps80204 #
@BeautyChaotic This is so weird! it is this really deep itchy thing, but i can't feel it when I touch my face / cheek. #BecauseINeedMoreFail in reply to BeautyChaotic #
@Sara_Vibes I think it is a weird side-effect of all of today's dental torture. Weird! in reply to Sara_Vibes #
@mhoobler Probably but holy hophead christ on a pogo stick this is an odd sensation in reply to mhoobler #
@bootpig Exactly…but I have almost no tactile feedback when I touch my face. Free-kay! in reply to bootpig #
@joqatana @pagani27 I wish it would hurry up then! This is quite creepy and disturbing! in reply to joqatana #
@Klawdya Might that help the face to perk back up? Hm…I wonder if I have anything like that… in reply to Klawdya #
@Sara_Vibes I hope so too! it is all part and parcel of this terrible few days of dental damnation and medication miseries! in reply to Sara_Vibes #
@BeautyChaotic It wasn't so bad back in the day when you got a fucking prize at least. http://tinyurl.com/yjc5rh4 remember those fuckers?? in reply to BeautyChaotic #
@DaddiKat it isn't getting any worse bit it IS freakin' me out! in reply to DaddiKat #
#Gratitude for my homies. You make me feel mighty real. #
@BrooklynFinn oi! I feel your pain. I've had a crapload myself: never this numb / itch sensation before! It is easing up tho. in reply to BrooklynFinn #

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