WYD?: Vader vs. Joker
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- I gotcher serious…
the void: Eddie Murphy is in the next Batman movie
Mollena: ?!??!?!?!
Mollena: as who?
Mollena: The Loser?!?!
the void: The Riddler
Mollena: but they already HAD a Riddler flick
the void: they already had a Joker too
the void: http://tinyurl.com/4f4p2d
Mollena: and I said that same thing when I heard about that
the void: you cannot dis on Ledger’s Joker
Mollena: I’ll not dis. but it was not some stellar groundbreaking “drive a man to death” role.
the void: it was fantastic
Mollena: He didn’t disturb me.
Mollena: Not once.
the void: you’re hating cause you wanted to get spanked by Jack Nicholson
the void: and he showed Nicholson up
the void: and he’ll get that Oscar®
the void: for playing the motherfucking Joker
Mollena: Nicholson’s dick is broken. that ain’t sexy.
the void: he likely has the transformers model
Mollena: and if they throw away the top prize to a dead man who doesn’t give a fuck
Mollena: fine.
Mollena: just shows what a waste of time the thing is.
the void: oooo, let the hate flow
Mollena: All I wanted was for him to unnerve me.
Mollena: just once!
the void: feel the true power of the dark side
Mollena: now, a Sith Lord…I’d hit that .
Mollena: 
the void: I now need to go look for slash fiction of Darth Vader doing the remote-choke/remote-grope of Leia
Mollena: SWEET.
Mollena: I would rub one out.
Mollena: I should put up a poll on the blog: who would you prefer to paddle your naughty ass: Vader or The Joker?
Mollena: *snerk*
the void: not fair, the Joker is not a top
Mollena: pfft
the void: a true top is Lawful Evil, Joker is Chaotic Evil
Mollena: neither is Vader, man
Mollena: Vader subs like crazy to Palpatine
the void: cause he’s the apprentice
Mollena: and the BEST tops, albeit the most dangerous, are chaotic evil.
the void: Palpatine is the true top
Mollena: …and therefore Vader’s the bottom.
the void: Chaotic Evil cannot be a top, it doesn’t care
Mollena: neither does a shitty top.
Mollena: …or a Borderline top.
the void: Vader is his bottom, but not the Bottom, he’s the apprentice, the true top is his master
Mollena: we are looking not at the structure of THAT interaction. we are blind taste testing the populace.
the void: exactly
the void: a Sith Lord, the Master, is the Top de tutti Top daddy
the void: he does not play, he controls, he give a serious shit that you do what he says
the void: the Joker is just into fucking shit up
the void: he is desperate for the Batman to actually kill him
Mollena: in that universe,this is true.
Mollena: However.
Mollena: You are in the dungeon. The Joker is lounging off in a corner sipping a diet coke, Vader is awkwardly chatting up the DM. Both are available. who do you approach to play?
Mollena: NO DS
Mollena: pure SM
the void: not my kink, the difference is not readily discernible to me
the void: I can see pluses and minuses to both
the void: unpredictability vs precision
the void: real danger vs ceremony
Mollena: THAT is the question
Mollena: you got it!
Mollena: precisely….good man!!
the void: ok, you should run the poll
LOL That was a funny conversation. Loved this bit:
“You are in the dungeon. The Joker is lounging off in a corner sipping a diet coke, Vader is awkwardly chatting up the DM. Both are available. who do you approach to play?”
I totally saw the whole thing in my head. I would so approach the Joker. I’m not a Star Wars fan at all. So you know who I voted for. hehe I absolutely loved Ledger as the Joker. He did unnerve me. The kid was fantastic! I was all like, Jack who? lol
But, yeah, fuck a bunch of Oscars. Pure bullshit.
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mollena Reply:
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:00 pm
I’d love to do a short film of SciFi characters at a dungeon party.
Very nichey but wow would it be hot for the right niche!
xoxo
Mo
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Comment by Eliot — December 18, 2008 @ 2:26 pm
I am surprised at the results so far. I would expect there would be more people into the idea of a large demon wearing black leather and metal with a distinctive use for ceremony would garner more interest. I suspect that you limited the thing to being an S&M thing and not so much D&S.
Even if you’re totally wrong about Ledger, that was a straight up acting triumph, and his corpse should be exhumed, given the make-up and buried with the Oscar in his hands.
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Comment by the void — December 18, 2008 @ 4:14 pm
I’d take Vader. With the Joker,who knows what he’d shove in your ass while he was there? or what other things he could do that could make you living impaired. He is the master of chaos. With Vader you can see him doing a little, forced bondage, lightsaber caning, breath play, electro stim. You know he has to wind down after a day of massacreing rebels.
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mollena Reply:
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:58 pm
…and using InterrogatorBots on his daughter
*shudder*
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Comment by Kit T — December 18, 2008 @ 6:34 pm
I forwarded this to my girlfriend, and she came back with “gonna say darth maul followed by sidious. I think both of them are sadistic bastards. Vadar has too many issues and joker I think likes to watch.”
Not that Sidious doesn’t, too, but you can see him holding you down with Force while the clone army gang-bangs you and you’re sucking Darth’s lightsaber…just fer an example…
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mollena Reply:
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:57 pm
OMG I couls absolutely not bottom to Sidious…too smarmy.
Maul, hellz yeah. He wouldn’t be much of a negotiatior, methinks…
xoxo
Mo
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Comment by Graydancer — December 19, 2008 @ 2:40 pm
LOL
I went with Joker more because I think he’s fucking awesome (in Dark Knight, at least). I agree with Darth Vader being a bottom though, not really sure why. Maybe because he spends most of his time being controlling and intimidating; and the whole role-flipping-in-the-bedroom thing…
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mollena Reply:
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Oh snap!! You called Darth on fliippping the script!
*laughs*
Thans for voting!
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This reminds me of something my sister would always say…
Of course it is so not appropriate just now…
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Comment by Harold Ford — November 11, 2009 @ 12:42 pm
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