Mollena Williams

February 4, 2009

Hey lookit that! Thanks, Pleasurists!

Filed under: Pleasurists,Toy Reviews — mollena @ 7:47 am

Best Sex Toy Reviewers is an annual list compiled by Domina Doll and Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek. Only reviewers who reviewed during the year of 2008 were considered, there will be a list for 2009 next year.

Each reviewer was rated separately by two people (Domina Doll and Scarlet Lotus did not rate themselves, their second rating came from a third party). The ratings were on a scale of one to five in four areas: Content, Organization, Originality, and Regularity. Each reviewer got a score out of 20 by each person and then the scores were put together to make a final score out of 40. Those final scores were ranked from high to low to get the list below

There were many ties. In cases where reviewers had nominations the number of nominations were the deciding factor for the ties. In cases where reviewers had the same number of nominations Domina Doll and Scarlet Lotus decided the order.

We recognize that this list is highly subjective. This is in no way a definitive list of reviewers, it is simply our list, and you can do with it as you will. We did use finite measurements, as discussed above, to create this list, but ultimately it is our own list. However, lists are fun to have and be able to point to.

  1. Essin’ Em
  2. Domina Doll
  3. Beautiful Dreamer
  4. Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek
  5. Epiphora
  6. Gabe and Elizabeth
  7. Sinclair Sexsmith
  8. Catalina Loves
  9. Agent Ansley
  10. Betty Rocket
  11. Carnivalesq
  12. J.D. Bauchery
  13. Toygirl
  14. Thursday’s Child
  15. Dame Demi
  16. Shay
  17. Shasta Gibson
  18. AlwaysArousedGirl
  19. Freddy and Eddy
  20. Dangerous Lilly
  21. Jack
  22. Erin Leone
  23. Sleeping Dreamer
  24. Ellie Lumpesse
  25. Wendy Blackheart
  26. Ducky Doolittle
  27. Curvaceous Dee
  28. The Porn Librarian
  29. Lux Alptraum
  30. Kyle
  31. Naughty Secretary
  32. Monkey
  33. Nadia West
  34. Alpine Subdreams
  35. Bulma
  36. Radical Vixen
  37. The Beautiful Kind
  38. Toys for Tarts
  39. Sienna
  40. Audacia Ray
  41. Mariella
  42. Ang
  43. Lucy Vonne
  44. Holden
  45. Coy Pink
  46. Backseat Boohoo
  47. Bad Bad Girl
  48. Jimbo Jones
  49. Tess
  50. BOX: Les Petites Morts
  51. Zephyrine
  52. N
  53. Phaedra Fallen
  54. Jiz Lee
  55. Alisa
  56. Syntax
  57. Panthera Pardus
  58. Red
  59. Sommer Marsden
  60. Mollena <—- Win!
  61. The Countess
  62. Adriana
  63. Madeline Glass
  64. Hussy Red
  65. Trouble
  66. Roxy
  67. Sexorcism
  68. Roxanne Rhoads
  69. Amber
  70. Roxi
  71. Kinkerbelle
  72. Sylvanus and Mina
  73. Dark Lady
  74. Sex Is Fun
  75. Adrie Santos

We scoured the internet for reviewers. Pleasurists was a great source of reviewers, but it was not the only source, as many of the reviewers above have never participated in a Pleasurists. If you are not on the list and you reviewed in 2008 the chances are we simply did not know about you and couldn’t find you in our many searches.

Honorable mention goes to sites who weren’t included due to multiple reviewers such as Xcritic, Best Sex Toy Review, Sex Herald, and the many reviewers on EdenFantasys.

If you are on the list feel free to take one of the images below and link it back to http://bestsextoyreviewers.com/best-sex-toy-reviewers-2008/

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December 14, 2008

TOY REVIEW: She’s Black, with a little blue…

Filed under: SexToy.com,Toy Reviews — mollena @ 7:58 pm

On a gray rainy afternoon when a sleepy sensuality suffuses one’s senses, taking matters into your own hands and finding a singular pleasure is never a poor choice. On this recent afternoon, I was looking forward to an intimate moment with the latest arrival to my sex toy collection, a bodacious blue borosilicate beauty.

My first review item sits on a bed-adjacent windowsill. The Devine ToyBox, (about which I recently shared) already holds a few delicious secrets.

Although, to be honest, they will not be secret for long.

This afternoon I’d be conversing intimately wth an anal toy, the Cobalt Blue Bubble Plug from Don Wand.

I know, I know, very punny. But before you roll your eyes at the silly name, know that it ain’t just the name that will get your eyes rolling.

The Cobalt Blue Bubble Plug is packaged in a cunning padded bag, whose velvety exterior enrobes your gorgeous glass toy in a few inches of protective padding. The folks at Don Wand have made it easy to keep this toy protected and safe from the slings and arrows of shipping and toybox indignities. The drawstring is easily held shut with an integrated clip. and the pouch is perfectly sized, naturally, so it remains compact amongst your other personal delights.

Please indulge my aesthetic obsession with this…this anal plug. I love holding the toy. The heaviness, slickness, ergonomically seductive curves, lines, planes and surfaces can lead me to simply enjoy hefting it and rolling it between my palms. The cobalt is much darker than in the photo here. It is more a Midnight blue, and even in bright sunlight remains darkly mysterious and alluring and just fucking PRETTY!

Don Wand, take me away!

Don Wand, take me away!

I am fortunate that we receive sex toys at work on a fairly regular basis, so there are no recriminations if I sit at my desk, mousing with one hand and idly twirling a cool blue anal toy in the other.

Yep, that pretty much fucking rules.

There are many reasons that people love glass toys.

The unyielding nature of the glass makes you pay very strict attention to what you are doing while playing with it. There is no bending there, nosiree. You will be the one accommodating the toy, not the other way around.

I happen to like a strong-willed toy.  A lot.

For those of us squeamish about bio-terrorism of the Down Theres, a glass toy is a Goddessend. Borosilicate glass is the same stuff of which Pyrex© is made. Glass isn’t porous. Being non-porous, ain’t no weensy nubbins, micro-fissures or pores in which evils can lurk. I love that. Of all of the evils I have to endure, those which are avoidable are the ones that strike with the mightiest power. A sudden-onset sex-toy fueled yeast infection, UTI or anal fissure due to some persistent tinyscarymonster clinging tenaciously to a plastic or synthetic toy is so NOT on my agenda. I’ll pass, thanks.

Being made of glass, it can be warmed or cooled and that very much shifts the sensation. Setting the Cobalt Plug in a bowl of ice water before applying a few drops of lube onto the tip, and watching the lubricant slip oozily down the midnight blue glass before you apply it to the waiting clasping secret between the cheeks of your bottom will secure and maintain your attention. The toy then quickly aligns with the temperature of the body, and becomes less of a shivery point of attention and more a ubiquitous,  fulfilling, wonderful hardness.

The same holds true with a preemptive soak in a bowl of warm water; it can feel like a preternaturally rigid but oddly comforting invasion when the heated flare shoulders its way past your anus, which is, of course, valiantly striving to accept this gleaming glassy adventure.

When playing with temperature, be sure to test the comfort level on your inner wrist or on your lip. You do not want to injure yourself in the throes of temperature play enthusiasm!

I thoroughly enjoy this toy warmed up. The lubricant coats it perfectly, the heat is surprising, and delightfully different, being slightly above body temperature. The first couple of inches make it in fairly easily, with the resistance increasing gently as the angle of the flare increases. there is a momentary sigh of relief as the muscles slip closer to normalcy once they reach the shoulder of the initial flange.

Not so fast. Ya got that bubble part coming up next, and that isn’t such a gentle curve.

That is more challenging, and the tip of the toy has started to reach in deeper, igniting some interesting peristaltic actions that really aren’t looking to assist insertion. But you are determined, dammit, so you take a deep breath and another little bit..slips…in.

I found it was fucking amazing to twist the toy on the way in, and it eased the transition form the neck to the “bubble” of the plug. It was tougher to get past the thick bubble, and I sighed with a feeling of accomplishment once the second notch of the plug was at rest at my sphincter.

It was a leeeeetle short for me, though, that last bit. Even after a few minutes of relaxing, rocking and muscular manipulations, I found myself wishing that the bottom “neck” of the dildo, the step between the flare and the base, was at least a half inch longer.

But I am nothing if not resourceful. A slight adjustment to my position, a pillow under the small of my back to tilt my pelvis and voilà. The plug is held in against the bed and all is right with the world.

OK not the entire world but the world as far as I care for now.

A slow rocking is enough to start me in on a series of deep-rooted full-bodied nape of-the-neck-tingling orgasms. I’m pretty easy that way. I love the sensation of being stuffed full, even slightly uncomfortably. and at just about 5″ long and about 1.5″ in diameter at the widest point, it was perfect for me. A more practiced anal player might scoff at this averaged sized toy, so if you are accustomed to being fisted regularly, this might be a pop-in-warm-up toy for you.

While I was coming down from the first wave of orgasms I wondered what it might be like to get that toy a little more active. My Wahl Vibrator, which lives in the crevice at the top of my bed, was fired up and I used it to apply vibrations to the end of the Cobalt Plug.

OK, FUCK YEAH.

It was all I could do to to coordinate my hand sufficiently to hold it against the plug. It was amazing. Subtle, insistent, resonant. Well, it was subtle on the low setting. It was more intense of the higher setting and I came again, bearing down in order to avoid turning the toy into a skittering projectile.

I know that there are physiological reasons why anal orgasms are different from vaginal ones, but I do not feel like getting into that right now.

What I DO feel like getting into right now is a hot bath with a few candles, the Cobalt Plug, and a good hour uninterrupted to explore even more possibilities.

I highly recommend the Don Wand Cobalt Blue Bubble plug. Its gorgeous sleek functionality and highly sanitary composition make it an all around delight!

Peace

~Mo

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December 8, 2008

The Pleasurists #7

Filed under: News.,Pleasurists,Toy Reviews — mollena @ 12:47 pm

Seven by Jean Paul Four

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #6? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #8? Submit it here before Sunday December 14th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Holiday Kit Swag Giveaway Deadline: 11:59 pm MST on Friday, December 12th.

Win a Hot New Sex Toy! Deadline: February 1st.

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

Babeland Penis Cupcake Pan by Mariella

“The gritty stickiness of frosting on my hands, between my fingers; a bowl of the flesh-colored remnants still sitting in the fridge.

A lone plate on the kitchen table.

Fragrant, still warm–six little cocks, all lined up in a neat little row.”

Madame Editrix

Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek

Vibrators

Mia Oh My by Syntax

We-Vibe by Amber of Scarlet’s Letter

The Cry Baby by Elizabeth of Pornocracy

Rock Chick by Adriana

Cry Baby by Nadia West

Odyssey Tickler and Sweet G by The Countess

The We-Vibe by Marky D Sade

Liv Vibrator by Sinclair Sexsmith

Mini Corsair by Rori of Between My Sheets

Kama Diva by Bad Bad Girl

Paris Ducky by Monkey

Dildos

Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 by Beautiful Dreamer

Hardwood Dildo by Ansley Agnello

Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 by Epiphora

Dotted Delight by N

Fun Factory Delight by Sexorcism

Candy Cane by Alpine Subdreams

Ophoria Suction Cup Dildo by Roxy of Uncommon Curiosity

Anal Toys

Bob by LELO by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek

Nobessence Linger by Epiphora

Toys for Boys

Luxury Toys for Boys – LELO Bo by Thursday’s Child

Bliss Love Ring by The Countess

Trojan Ultra Thin Lubricated Condom Review by Shasta Gibson

Sex Kits

Kama Sutra Weekender Kit by Hot Movies For Her Sex Toy Crew

Orchid G and Female Ejaculation Combo by Sexorcism

Lube/Massage Oil

Boy Butter – His ‘n’ Hers Review by Thursday’s Child

Lava Lotion Massage Candle by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival

Playing Goldilocks by Essin’ Em

Wet Naturals Beautifully Bare Lubricant by Shasta Gibson

BDSM/Fetish

Under the Bed Restraints Rock My Socks by Panthera Pardus

Kinklab Vampire Gloves by Betty Rocket

Super Cuffs from Babeland by Alpine Subdreams

Catalina Loves Lazy Bondage by Catalina

Door Jam Bondage Device by Shasta Gibson

Black Suede Flogger by Dangerous Lilly

Erotic Books/Games

Island Girls – Tropical Lesbian Erotica by The Porn Librarian

Two Knotty Boys Showing You the Ropes by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek

The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage by Essin’ Em

Tantric Lovers Game by The Countess

Spank me… No, Really by Saucy Nights

“Bedding Down” – A Collection of Winter Erotica by That Toy Chick

Adult Movies/Porn

Rituals in Ropes by The Porn Librarian

Voluptuous Biker Babes by J.D. Bauchery

Nina Laid Bare by The Porn Librarian

Bondage Boobtube by Domina Doll

Jenna Loves Pain by Bad Bad Girl

Tail of a Bondage Model by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival

Bride of Sin by Ansley Agnello

Miscellaneous

Mo’s Sexy Black & Pink Box! by Mollena

Climax Bursts Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner by Domina Doll

Jenna’s Bubble Bath by The Countess

The Jaguar Harness by Thursday’s Child

The Wedge/Ramp Combo from Liberator by Ellie Lumpesse

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December 3, 2008

REVIEW: Mo’s Sexy Black & Pink Box!

Filed under: Real-Honest-To-Ganesha-True-Shit.,SexToy.com,Toy Reviews — mollena @ 2:02 pm

What’s sleek and black on the outside with a satiny streak that opens up to a slick and shiny hot pink inside?

Its the “Pink Corset” style toy box from Devine Toys via SexToy.com!!

What did you think I — oh Gods.

Pervert.

I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear you think that out loud!

DevineToy Box - Hot Pink Corset

The photo to the right…THAT is what I am talking about, people.

Isn’t it pretty! Yes. Yes, it is. Devine has an awesome product in their Locking Toy Box. Made of a delightfully soft and realistic faux-leather with a shimmering hot pink satin accent, the box is offset with a lace-up corseted look that extends from the front of the box all of the way down to the back. I love the sexiness of the thing.

They have several different styles from which to choose, and you can purchase a more subtle motif. I mean, come on. No one is going to look at this fucking gorgeous corseted box and think “Wow, what a lovely pen set she must keep in there!” No they are gonna know you have Sexy in there, and they are going to know you don’t fuck around when fucking around.

The ToyBox has a sturdy feeling to it, and is also offset with a shiny silver hasp. Ingeniously, the hasp is there in order to facilitate the shiny little silver padlock which is included in the deal. A sex toy Fort Knox it ain’t, but it will give pause to an idle snooper bent on waving your g-spot stimulator around at your next dinner party while squealing “OMG!! What the hell is THIS?!?” when they know full well what the hell it is and are just hating on your dope ass toy collection.

Upon opening, the box has an awesome little moment of thoughtfulness in that little ribbon that runs from the lid to the inside of the box to prevent the top from flipping open and, for example, sending your candelabra, fully loaded and gleaming with flickering leather scented candles right into your gauzy canopy bed and immolating you in a fiery conflagration. See? The Devine Toy Chest has just saved your motherfucking life! You gotta have this, man.

But seriously. It is a kick ass item. I comfortably fit 2 dildos, a bottle of lube, a shitload of condoms and a vibrating remote egg up in there. That should be enough to get the party started! I give the Devine ToyBox five fingers up…way up! You’ll love having this fun and flirty way to wrangle your grownup gadgets, gels and gewgaws. And you’ll enjoy an accessory that says “Yes, I know how to take care of my sex toys…and do it in style. Sleek sexy style. Now, let’s get busy.”

Peace

Mollena
The Perverted Negress

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