SEVEN Deadly Facts / SEVEN Deadly BLOGS (I Been Tagged, Yo!)

So there is this fucking meme of tagging people which I hate but also love.

That seems to be today’s theme.

So, thanks to the sultry sexy mama over at Baser Instincts, here are my SEVEN DEADLY FACTS.

I am sure this is stuff about which no-one will give a flying fuck.

1) I cannot cross my legs. Never could. This bugged me as a kid.

2) I once put my hands down the back of a leather loincloth being worn, at the time, by Keith David.

3) I am directly responsible for the deaths of 30-50 goldfish, 1 turtle and 2 gerbils.  The others you can’t pin on me.

4) I have one branding, four tattoos and seven body piercings. 

5) Before the age of 13,  I’d visited almost every Western European capital, as well as Morocco on 3 separate occasions.  On the second trip we were saved by some Berber tribes peeps after almost falling off of a cliff in a rented Citroën. They also fed us roast lamb in their tents in the motherfucking Atlas Mountains as we waited for a tow.

6) I have had orgasms that have seriously unsettled participants / bystanders / Conductors. Some of these have lasted upwards of 15 minutes. And occasionally closer to a hour.

7) My Dad almost died in the fire on the USS Forrestal. Which may or may not be the fault of John McCain. That hopped up hotheaded asshole almost made sure I wasn’t born.

Fucker.

GO-BAMA!

 

I hereby tag the following seven friends and hotties:

Jiz Lee

Zille Defeu

IamFIVESTAR

NookieNotes

Sarah Dopp

Emma

Emchy