iPerv.

March 9, 2009 |

I don’t have an iPhone. I’m not connected with this company and I’m not making any money off of this.   But I find it terribly delightful that iPhone has a kinky app.   From their site:    Need to keep your minions in line? Have an unruly co-worker that you’ve always wanted to smack…

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This mitigates my guilt.

October 25, 2008 |

I often felt kinda guilty about the raw nasty sex I used to foist upon my dolls as a kid. Did you know that the original Star Trek play-set was smartly fitted with a “working transporter” had the capacity for 2 figures if you 69ed them? No, no you didn’t! Yeah, Barbie got it from…

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FetLife: FTMFW! Booya!

October 9, 2008 |

I will blatantly pimp today. I have been a pervert for a long time.   My High School boyfriend and I liberally applied handcuffs and hogties in the bedroom. Back then, it was pilfered clothesline from his Mom’s laundry supplies. That very first relationship was, for a while, a triad.  Yeah, I had it goin’ on,…

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“LEAVE….THE….VANILLAS…..ALONE!!!!!”

October 8, 2008 |

I fucking love vanilla ice cream. It is my favorite flavor. And by ice cream I mean frozen yogurt as I am violently lactose intolerant. I love frozen vanilla yogurt. There. I’ve said it! Vanilla pudding, vanilla cake….when I was a kid, I used to love adding a capfull of vanilla flavoring to my milk.…

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