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November 30, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-11-30

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 12:00 am

I KNEW IT!! http://mollena.tumblr.com/post/261867065Explosm uncovers Black Friday. #
I think I've gotten a hold on my feelings about that twilight thing http://bit.ly/78nJRE thanks, Explosm, once again! #
@Mia Judging someone else's success is impossible: "success" is an entirely personal metric. in reply to Mia #
RT @RayGarton: "Things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences." — Peter Griffin #
http://www.iamawesome.com/ Don't you forget it!!! #
http://bit.ly/4qTR3c Way to go, Colorado dude…yay ignorance! #
Listening to an interesting story about a Native American NASA engineer, JC High Eagle, told abysmally by some historian on NPR. Ugh. #
One of the few things for which I have NO…..ZERO patience is a great story told poorly. #
OK. My self-esteem = wibbly but I know how to tell a damned story. If you are a shitty storyteller you are a Gelfling-sucking Skesis. Word. #
Amazing. I just got a "friend request" on Facebook from the woman responsible for bringing to me a message of "OKness" that changed my life. #
You might see yourself as the fair-minded one who can tell rig… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
@Wordweaverlynn That is so fail. I need to write books with secret Ganesha subtext: eat snacks, kick ass, write, do crazy sex with 2 spouses in reply to Wordweaverlynn #
@MrRoxy now I wanna watch that movie again!! in reply to MrRoxy #
@mistressmia I hope I do have that chance! in reply to mistressmia #
@firefaunx that mash-up is sheer brilliance on 38 levels, d00d! The video edit just becomed more and more flawless with age in reply to firefaunx #
@Bextopia See, that's why I can't grasp the Twilight / New Moon warring camp. UnFuck a sparkly fucking vampire. #
@coyotetoo I'm glad there was •some• redemptive quality *lol* in reply to coyotetoo #
@coyotetoo *curtsy* thank you! I feel as though I have mental thimbdrives all over the internets….pretty amusing. in reply to coyotetoo #
Pinged The Pizza Guy (ex BF) last night and he rang me just now, to catch up. He still makes me laugh #
@firefaunx you'll hate me for this, but look ip 5 Second Films on YouTube, and watch your day evaporate in 5 ssecond increments in reply to firefaunx #
The Pizza Guy wins a prize for being shocked & indignant that he was NOT the #1 ex-lover for whom I pine (as listed on my "about me" page) #
RT @sswayze Accidental Subway Rainbow ( http://bit.ly/4A8qL2 ) via @spillspace (so awesome!) #
@wyrdbyrd Read and weep. 'Tis comedic gold, my sister. in reply to wyrdbyrd #
OK…I've enough time to pull a quick whicketywack, shower, pack the lappy ang get to brunching with @queershoulder and then another meeting #
At brunch with @queershoulder came up with a new class topic; "Graceful Exits: How to Minimize Breakup Douchebaggery" #
@cunningminx Ooo speaking of which, I need to hit you up for those awesome icebreakers you did @ Sex2.0. I gots to steal yo shit! in reply to cunningminx #
@cunningminx ….with proper attribution and sycophantic smoochery, of course! in reply to cunningminx #
Sounds of PE's "I Could Kill A Man" echo up the street. I turn to see a ballcap wearing white guy in a top-down Audi convertible, blazin' #
Aaah…the rage of the privileged and entitled….it is delicious. #
OH @ JaValencia ~ "I really, like, want a. Like. Soy chai? But like. With an espresso shot? Would that, like. Be like, gross?" •headdesk• #
@languid I read all of the books, even though I realized the formula wasn't shifting after the 3rd one, but the last book SO irritated me. in reply to languid #
OK, meeting on my #MsSFLeather website done. Trying to gumption my way back home. Stalling at the Cafe, though…. #
@docstrange Holy crap my conscious is hardly sub!! *lol* in reply to docstrange #
@SaschaK I all seriousness, and much to my delight, I've already received a sniff and nudge about presenting it at an event. Pending! in reply to SaschaK #
@kahlana69 @pantherapardus As nuts as I thought it was, it resonates for enough people that there HAS to be something to it! in reply to kahlana69 #
@MargoEve and THAT was the POLITE version!! in reply to MargoEve #
@abostick59 Yeah those dudes need to smoke a bowl and chill. Srsly. The Holy Undergarments must be chafing…. in reply to abostick59 #
Watching Picasa pull up the photos from my laptop into its murky maw is shocking. Has all that really happened in…less than…a year…?? #
How can I have had a full sleep and about a pot of coffee and now be shudderingly exhausted? #
@sherynb See, and this after my last therapist assured me I didn't have ADD! Usually coffee works pretty well for me. Not today *yawnz* in reply to sherynb #
@quotidianlight Yea and I forget that thinking and feeling can expend massive amounts of energy. in reply to quotidianlight #
Actually, @kahlana69 Yes….I DID have to do some interesting mental and emotional calisthenics today…I should remember that. #
Hey, I managed to pull up, roll up, and wrap up the Scrody Area Rug of Doom that was in my front room, so yay me there! #
SO, a step in the right direction cleaning, conversation with the ex bf, brunch with awesome friend, website chat: yes, I DID stuff today. #
@NadiaWest In terms of sexual congress, it makes no difference. I take the level of involvement on a case-by-case basis. in reply to NadiaWest #
Situation: Grim. Too zonked to eat this moist, delicious punkin cream cheese muffin. Ganesha, forgive me. #
@AliceSinAerie Sockpuppets. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
via @tweetzydeetzy) Hot Dr. Pepper commercial http://bit.ly/6jJfXY a surreal vintage beverage ad…. #
(via @tweetzydeetzy) Hot Dr. Pepper commercial http://bit.ly/6jJfXY a surreal vintage beverage ad…. #
@AliceSinAerie Hm… Michael Jackson before and after sockpuppet ftw! in reply to AliceSinAerie #
The VT-16 must REALLY be quite a thing to see…. http://bit.ly/8NwIKD Stormtrooper Geekery FTW! #
@languid I've heard it is VERY well written, but have imbibed of neither book nor movie. in reply to languid #
Sorry, @quotidianlight the end of the HP series made me feel like Rowling promised me for 10 years not to come on my face then BUKKAKE TIME. #
@kahlana69 they'd eat it first. greedy furballs…. in reply to kahlana69 #
@scarletsletter oh yeah baby….eat it reeeeal slooooow….. in reply to scarletsletter #
FaceBook just targeted me with 3 dating ads, 2 of them for "BBW" singles. How does facebook know I'm fat?!? Was it the cupcake talk? #
@vicious_kind Ha! I'd wear goggles! in reply to vicious_kind #
I would be more creeped out, @thepixiepop, except since I am a slave toTeh Interwebs, I feel like it is entitled to know my every move #
@pantherapardus Hm….are you in any "momcentric" groups, etc? in reply to pantherapardus #
@SilverDayDreams My FB is a rockyroad jumble of EVERYONE. Which makes it bemusing for EVERYONE in reply to SilverDayDreams #
@pantherapardus I get ads for Ganeshamall, and that makes sense. I'm single,so single ads make sense, but the other…yeah. It's odd. in reply to pantherapardus #
@pantherapardus I also get local SF stuff, and theater stuff, so I know they look at keywords. But the other is odd. in reply to pantherapardus #
I guess I shouldn't complain…at least it isn't weight loss ads #
Oh no you don't , @vicious_kind … I explained about this in one of my Sexytime Stories http://bit.ly/7slvuR #
@cunningminx Woot! I'll be sure to have a Moment of Zen in class wherein we honor the Magnificence of your Ass You'll feel the tingle. in reply to cunningminx #
I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: shit, love, people – http://w33.us/2y7j #
@kumimonster Linx plzkthxbai. in reply to kumimonster #
@pantherapardus I had to laugh…it is so hilariously real. in reply to pantherapardus #
@kumimonster !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh. Great. Galloping. Ganesha….. in reply to kumimonster #
@kumimonster I was in love with e wedge black ankle boots but they sold out. However. I am about to buy the rubber t-strap shoes in black… in reply to kumimonster #
@tomboy_femme I did the full year huge one first, and it took a few minutes, but not so much. It is prolly overloaded in reply to tomboy_femme #
@sfkerigirl Did you try the OTC UTI meds now available? VERY effective with pain relief. Cystex, AZO, Uricalm. in reply to sfkerigirl #
@idiotandroid **silent tears of joy** in reply to idiotandroid #
(via @NanoPunk per @idiotandroid) PR0N FOR THE ANDROID!! In your FACE, iTards!!! http://bit.ly/5B8d0C #
@idiotandroid (sssh, I'm lording it over MacZombiis right now, d00d!) in reply to idiotandroid #
Ugh. Bay Area radio, you fail at providing me acceptible masturbatory soundtracks. #
@MataLeao No no…I have an Android ( aka the GooglePhone or G1) in reply to MataLeao #
@wendyblackheart Last time I was sore from sex it was because I strained my back plugging in my vibrator…. in reply to wendyblackheart #
@outlawdiva @gingery_snap HotDr. Pepper sound like some sort of freaky sex act….like "Supermanning" or "Dirty Sanchez" #
@wendyrama …mmmm…."This American Life" never tasted so good…. in reply to wendyrama #
I can't believe how many beautiful spirits I have in my life. It is a gathering of AWESOME the likes of which no-one has ever seen. #
@ATG I am a diamond!!!!! in reply to ATG #
@ATG I'm in the universal crystalline network beyond compare, for real. (((hugs))) in reply to ATG #
@mauikink well, since this was before Viagra and XBOX, I dunno!!! in reply to mauikink #
A problem with chatting with one's ex (an ex you left because you loved him more than he loved you) is the hot sex memories reconstitute. #
Oh, hello, my Internal Sexual Fantasy Machine…I see we're running on the same Improbability Drive as the Heart Of Gold. Nice. Nice… #
How can I have, in my head, slash fiction based on MY ACTUAL LIFE?!?! Seriously. I rule. #
@quotidianlight Well, if he was your longest ex, I'm not surprised. #YeahAndITypedItWithAStraightFaceToo in reply to quotidianlight #
@melina_star Of course, in a perverse emotional humiliation way, it is kinda hot. Sick puppy, I am. in reply to melina_star #
@sroxy You PERVS!! ((**secretly 'cited**)) in reply to sroxy #
@MinaMeow I dunno…some of these gamers have some *very* intense ideas about gaming! in reply to MinaMeow #
@joqatana In thinking of the people I in reply to joqatana #
@joqatana Nice! Hm…the only ex I could see transitioning would be a FtM and even THAT would be surprising in reply to joqatana #
It takes 3,400 to make one microchip. ONE! #
@Erinkyan nice. nice. in reply to Erinkyan #
OooooooOOooo….dude on NPR just busted out properly pronunciation of the name of a Bushman activist. Respect. #
Riveting…riveting storytelling about an extraordinary Bushman activist.The man telling the story just broke down telling about her death. #
@lunaraven13 I'd take issue with the adjective. Sexy, si, but "cute" like bunnies or Leo DiCaprio before the Fairy-o-Adulthood beat him? No. in reply to lunaraven13 #
(Explicit Explicit Explicit) P0rn0 Dance Party!!! http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-127.gif #
@mariadiaz THAT is because TV actors often lack the training on how to whisper without that grating sibilance. Ugh. in reply to mariadiaz #
(**EXPLICIT**) #PornFail http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-124.gif After "The Little Rascals" Buckwheat took a new name & career… #
@lunaraven13 Then do NOT look at the one I just now posted…. in reply to lunaraven13 #
@quotidianlight Mesmerizing. in reply to quotidianlight #
@lunaraven13 I will do my best….! in reply to lunaraven13 #
Those who feel the need to "remind you" about an "alternate POV" when you are sharing a painful personal truth are full of fail. #
@quotidianlight I won't be able to look at the animated toast on my Twitter background the same way again! in reply to quotidianlight #

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November 29, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-11-29

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 12:00 am

@_RoseWhite_ I will personally buy the doggie bowl of milkshake if @boytshikl has to eat it wearing a cone of shame!! in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
@sroxy your mouth *IS* right. in reply to sroxy #
@cunningminx Photos or it didn't happen. in reply to cunningminx #
I get snappy and bitey when I see people capping on, undermining or otherwise fucking with my friends and/or those I admire. Grr, bitches!! #
@sherynb It if making me frusty because I have to be extra nice and superdiplomatic…when what I really want to do is use swear words. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb After 10+ years doing Customer Service for BigAssBanks, I am an Adept at that very thing *rubs hands together gleefully* in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb However I use that power for good instead of ebilz now in reply to sherynb #
I don't know what to say about a device called the chocolate touch. Is Tay Zonday involved in the marketing??? #
I sigh over beautiful slave collars like most women sigh over wedding dresses. #MomentsYouNeverThoughtYouWouldSee #
A prayer to Ganesha: Please let me see my next Soberversary, which also is National Steak and a Blowjob Day. How cool is that? #
Bemused at the profile of someone describing themselves as having been "around in the scene for a long while" and lists their age as 18. #
Grr. Feel I'm being blown off again. Might be hideyhole time when it comes to being open to new possibilities. I hate the smack on the nose. #
@CASizemore From a PURELY legal standpoint, the claim is dubious. From a numeric standpoint, even STRETCHING definitions, it don't add up. in reply to CASizemore #
Also this "Under protection" listing on #FetLife is making me a cranky old bat.How on earth does one have FIVE dominants "protecting" them?? #
I get the "extended Leather Family" thing, but I'm going to have to do more research to see what people mean by this "Protection" thing. #
Or maybe I should recruit Leather Protectors. Kinda like pocket protectors, but ….uh….domlier. #
@sherynb If they do you KNOW it is complete with jazz hands!!! in reply to sherynb #
@CASizemore Indeed. And not necessarily something you wanna be advertising! in reply to CASizemore #
@im_jon It's not something I've seen / met folks RT who do that. Generally, "Protection" status falls to a dominant or head of a Family. in reply to Im_Jon #
@sherynb I think the Mel Brooks imagery is totally explicable! in reply to sherynb #
@TGStoneButch Watch out for that "bill of goo" dude! *lol* in reply to TGStoneButch #
@Im_Jon No, that's not a status I've seen often. In the gay male community, sometimes. But most siblings I've seen are in Family context. in reply to Im_Jon #
@Im_Jon Hence my statement I wish to research it. in reply to Im_Jon #
@abostick59 That would be a badasstastic way to enter a dungeon! in reply to abostick59 #
@im_jon Yes, but "they just do" doesn't satisfy my brain-nomminess on the topic in reply to Im_Jon #
Amusingly, @abostick59, my current plan has me between Chicago and NYC on March 14th. Which city will see me sucking cock and serving steak? #
@Im_Jon It wasn't initially a question. It was a statement of me not getting it. in reply to Im_Jon #
@Im_Jon My question will be addressed to the person in question, as respectfully as possible, as I am curious at to how one manages it. in reply to Im_Jon #
I'm seeing several different stories on the Tiger Woods thing. He was in serious condition but then was released from hospital the next day? #
Pondering issues of emotional masochism, and whether or not that type of "play" is something one CAN do "safely." #
@cidermaker I had far more than 1k but yes, they've done a rather substantial purge. in reply to cidermaker #
@sherynb OK, that makes more sense. An odd, odd story, nonetheless. in reply to sherynb #
@Im_Jon That makes sense. I wonder if he'll tell where he was bolting off to in the middle of the night…and crashing twice! in reply to Im_Jon #
@sherynb That is my initial wobble pointy. I THINK I mean "minimizing risk of emotional harm." in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb i.e. are you questioning your actual self-worth after the scene? Is your self-esteem taking hits from the emotional pain? in reply to sherynb #
@cidermaker I thought the same thing…sort a label to keep 'em I guess their servers were getting smoky! in reply to cidermaker #
@sherynb I was thinking that or he was stomping off to "cool his head" in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb And if it hurts enough to play with, how is it "therapeutic" rather than "negative reinforcement?" in reply to sherynb #
Other people seem to enter your life today for the express pur… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
@Im_Jon hm…. "WOODS HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF MICHAEL JACKSON" sounds good to me…. in reply to Im_Jon #
Oh, delicious teeny Clementines, your taste so sweet and nom so fine, how I love to devour you, 9 or more at a time…. #
**snaps fingers** #
@sherynb *nodding* I think deliberately evoking emotional reactions is a harder read to suss and heal from both sides of the play. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Yep! That is true. And part of what I wonder is: how can you tell the difference when a part of your psyche is ill….and lies? in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb And even though I am super "live and let live" that is one of the types of play that really makes me wanna shake 'em cross-eyed. in reply to sherynb #
@idiotandroid I am, and not even using the sucker! in reply to idiotandroid #
@lady66674 I'll wind up like Black Beauty when he ate those green apples in the orchard…..*sigh* in reply to lady66674 #
@sherynb The vast majority of tops and dominants I know who play that way have a *very* Dark Empathy, if that males any sense. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Hot, but very dangerous for me. Often tempted to throw myself on that sword. in reply to sherynb #
@idiotandroid already DMed!! in reply to idiotandroid #
@lady66674 I don't need to be singing "Ring of Fire" neither!! in reply to lady66674 #
@sherynb I suppose that is why I'm still amongst the living, mamacita! *laughs* in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Ooo, l like that. Look at you being all poetical and shit in the middle of the night. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Maybe not but this leaves far more room for the brain to snakevine its way into the framework of an idea and do some growing. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb I get that, girl. Some of my needs are very fucked up & upsetting to most and rough even for some really fucked up sadists. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Respecting the people as well as that energy is a flaming-chainsaw juggle. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb But can't that "helpless victim/ruthless monster" paradigm be vital to that type of exchange? in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb ^5 BDSM Essence of Emeril style…. "BAM! Kick it up a notch!!" in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Yep yep. Makes sense. And I think part of my thinking is that you might not KNOW until it is far too late that you were unseated. in reply to sherynb #
Oh shit…hitting the last of my Odwalla Pumpkin Soy Protein Shakes. My stash…it is gone…noooo.. #
@sherynb I do trust it, actually. I think that is what my excessive pre-processing is a manifestation of: my Higher Power doing his thing. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb I feel I've been given Permission to walk a new path, even though I'm cranky about it, I'm nosy enough to have no choice but yes. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb I'm at a point where I feel like I need a new Breaking Point in order to reset a badly healed break. And the repercussions are ____ in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb But now that I've looked this in the eye, I can't steer away from the certainty. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb this type of deliberate pushing of self-esteem boundary has to be mostly the responsibility of the "injured" party & support system in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb If I play with my ACTUAL sense of self-worth, the POINT would be to pull MYSELF back from that brink and … in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb …somehow trust the top to be there at the end of the haul. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Dammit…yet ANOTHER book to write. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb And, as we ALL ultimately REALLY are doing tat anyway, it peels away the artifice of "aftercare" and leaves the starkness. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb *squee* Righteously indignant asskicking FTMFW. W3rd. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Bet! (Well, if it isn't in conflict with me having to be @ IML! I'm Con-bounce-Girl this year.) in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Which class is you doing? in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb much love. you fucking rock. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Oh oh, wonderful wonderful. I will do ALL I can to be there. or make yo uteach me it later. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb that sounds so great. Andtimely. in reply to sherynb #
@coyotetoo Pfft. Soundproof schmoundproof. in reply to coyotetoo #
@coyotetoo where might i find @SilverDayDreams' article? in reply to coyotetoo #
@debaucheddiva *nodding* Ayup. The "considering" thing has history in the Gay Men's Leather community, but I am hazier on the protectionism. in reply to debaucheddiva #
@the1miss_luna Which is why I wanna get testimony on it. Seeing it more,thx to FL, wondering if the presence of label generates the position in reply to the1miss_luna #
@debaucheddiva LOL! AFAIK, people place *themselves* into that unique relationship status voluntarily. Like being engaged, d/s dating, etc. in reply to debaucheddiva #
@debaucheddiva I don't *believe* people sidle up and slap that shit on you from behind! :-d in reply to debaucheddiva #
@coyotetoo Merci! in reply to coyotetoo #
@idiotandroid I stopped clicking blindly on linx w/o any deets unless they are directed to me in reply to some shit *I* posted. in reply to idiotandroid #
@idiotandroid was warned off of it after a few peeps got some really bad bugs from mockup sites, data scrapers and all manner of fuckeries in reply to idiotandroid #
audioBoo: Lee Harrington Booday http://boo.fm/b79349 #
A double-dip on The Perverted Negress today: wisdom from @sherynb and well-wishes for @PassionAndSoul! http://mollena.com #
@PassionAndSoul Hippo Birdie Two Ewes! http://www.mollena.com/2009/11/happy-birthday-lee/ #
@Coy_Pink Horrid. What evil chimeric demonspawn •IS• that?!?! in reply to Coy_Pink #
I'm not giving myself sufficient permissions to embrace my own miracles. This must change. #
There is so much in my life today that would have seemed a pipe-dream a year ago…I have to honor my longings, but let them go. #
That which I feel I need but don't have is on order. I trust that it will ship to me when the time is right. Even if the waiting aches. #
@TGStoneButch Rad! That's gonna be one hell of a show! in reply to TGStoneButch #
@xiomberg That is so sweet of you to say! Thank you! in reply to xiomberg #
@wendyrama I'm hashing out the parameters in my head. I think I mean with a reasonable expectation that no •damage• is done. in reply to wendyrama #
RT @caisa My wishlist for #StockholmPride 2010: @katebornstein @BillieMyers @urbantantrika and @Mollena (From Your Mouth to Ganesha's ears!) #
@caisa let's hit her up too! All Goddesses love Lord G…he lost his head to protect his Mom. Which is rad. in reply to caisa #
@naylandblake Oh no that I do not like! in reply to naylandblake #
@morgasmo I generally agree, but am giving a pass since the Jews are getting the party strted on the 13th this year in reply to morgasmo #
@Mia I explained this to one of my managers. He said it wasn't the threat of terminators that bothered him,it was faulty analytics. Typical. in reply to Mia #
@SiaLikeWhoa Well, shit. That's lame and, frankly, rude as fuck. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
RT @wilhelminawang RT @britisshameless: Ask Amy To Rape Victim: "You Were A Victim Of Your Awful Judgment" http://jezebel.com/5414393/ #
EXCELLENT planning meeting about @MsSFLeather2009 stuff with my friend T. So blessed to have peeps what gots my back. #
Now to get spiffy and drag my ass to Berkeley. Yes, Berkeley. Shutup. #
If you download apps I highly recommend the "WorldTour" which makes your wallpaper refreshed cam stills from all over the world! Penguins! #
Addicted to the "WorldTour" cam in Antartica focused on nesting penguins. So relieved that pesky iceberg drifted away! #WorldTourPenguins #
@Im_Jon Well…it mostly seems to be located not in San Francisco, for starters…except for that Protectorate in the Haight… in reply to Im_Jon #
@vicious_kind Clowns? In Berkeley? Mooooo! I'm actually going to LaVal's subterranean theater. in reply to vicious_kind #
http://www.martingrund.de/pinguine/ here's a link for the online cam penguine for those without a Googlephone or iCrack. #
Shame on you, shitty magazine, for trying to humiliate a woman with a luscious budy and calling her ugly. Fail. http://yfrog.com/4exudj #
@funkybrownchick I Love "Hey Bulldog" and "Starting Over" (Lennon) and all of Yellow Submarine (Beatles) #
@AliceSinAerie Scored by those who probably eschew secondary developmental characterisics in general. Fail. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@ammre @AliceSinAerie I literally double took. I thought "+". Both of these bodies seem healthy." But the judgement…ugh. in reply to ammre #
I don't quite get it but the word "Frisco" buggles me a nibble. #
Hey parents! You may be immune to the smell of your kid's shit but I'm not. For the love of Ganesha, don't diaper-change on a crowded train! #
@_RoseWhite_ ….hm. Considering this town's history, I •guess• that's appropriate! in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
@AliceSinAerie I can't wait til I'm rich and famous. They can photograph my fat ass laughing all the way to the bank. I'll start my own mag. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@AliceSinAerie "Mo Better Buttahh" in reply to AliceSinAerie #
I can hear the actor's pre-show warmup. It makes me miss the #Drip crew and our sporadic, chaotic warm-ups. #
@avaamnesia •snerkle• in reply to avaamnesia #
@avaamnesia something something briarpatch, etc…. in reply to avaamnesia #
Chatty wide-eyed dude next to me wants to know all about my phone…yay…… #
Holy shit. Just saw Large Animal Games @ Impact. What a surprising and touching and funny piece. Amazing! #
And the lovely Marissa was in attendance tonight too…both of us so delighted with #ImpactTheater's work! #
Hey @FunkyBrownChick…the musician on the BART platformm must be following you in Twitter. He's playing "Get Back" right now… #
@sherynb No it does NOT friggin' sleep….and this alert sober clarity only makes it perquier. I accept the blame and await punishment. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb so…uh…what's the punishment….? in reply to sherynb #
Homie walking up the stairs on @SFBART: "Aw man. These stairs be givin' me gas!" #
And if you are kinky, or have ever felt like a feak, you HAVE to see "Large Animal Games" @ Impact. I had teary eyed teariness. W3rd. #
And just in case Mel Hillman wasn't badass enough, her husband, Jon? TIE fighter pilot. Yup. http://yfrog.com/4echcmj #
Kudos again to the cast of #LargeAnimalGames. Y'all were tighter on stage than vole's asshole. A joy to behold. (Well, not the vole part…) #
OK, ending the fangirl squee. I just loves me some •GOOD• theater! #
RT @mauikink thinking of doing a home exchange-anyone done this before? thinking we'll trade with a kinkster,cause of the crosses,cages&such #
@avaamnesia @sherynb oh like I would GO to where the sadists are in person and deliber– uh…..hm. in reply to avaamnesia #
@abostick59 I will tell teh next person I hear referring to SF as "Frisck" that they are risking arteriosclerosis and heart failure. Win. in reply to abostick59 #
I hate reading too much into shit but. Um. Are these #Twilight vampires suddenly…uh…swarthier? Ethnicer? http://yfrog.com/33lqnj #
OK, @leighj @scarletsletter so they are lycanthropes? Is it me or DO they look more…well, less white? #
I feel like someone's baffled Aunt, @MamaGaea. So they are Native American and then the nonwhiteness I grokked is accurate. #
Now, tell me the #NewMoon werewolves aren't "evil." *crosses arms and taps foot* #
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THE NATIVE AMERICAN WEREWOLVES IN #NEW MOON ARE "EVIL"?!?!?!? #
@aphalloides @sashapixlee @quotidianlight **SQUEAK** #
@aphalloides No one did. I was trying to figure out why they look all sexily malevolent /nonwhite. I fear someone had gone the "evil" route. in reply to aphalloides #
Grr. Now I have to go read about this shit. Making me crazy… #IWasntInANewsBlackoutForNoReasonFolks #
@aphalloides Are we supposed to root FOR the sparkly lameass vamps? in reply to aphalloides #
Seriously, @aphalloides Sorry, WHO would fuck a *vampire* over a *werewolf!??* #
And by "over" I mean in "preference" not "directly on top of," which might be hot. #
@deviantouch YeahI don't think I knew / remembered the author was a Mormon…. in reply to deviantouch #
OK, good. I will step down my keyboard ire. #
No, @deviantouch I absolutely haven't even laid a finger on the books. I learned my lesson withThe Potter Fiasco. #
OK, @aphalloides which team is the werewolf-backing team? #
@deviantouch New fetish! Vampire Sammitching! in reply to deviantouch #
@MamaGaea Twas the end of the last book. I was terribly let down by the whole "settling down to a 'normal' life is what its all about" thing in reply to MamaGaea #
OK. I'm-a be #TeamJacobByProxy and NOT get involved, man. *whew* #
@vster88 OMG dude don't get me stahted! in reply to vster88 #
Oh America…what was that about post-racialism? http://bit.ly/5oDFs6 Kids participate in "Kick-A-Jew" day. #
@mamagaea You'd hope someone would get it…but fans and sheeple will see it, nonetheless. in reply to MamaGaea #
@aphalloides Don't tease me. in reply to aphalloides #
Hell yeah, @sherynb werewolves = tasty. I'd hit that so hard it would take the True King of the Britons to pull me out. #
@aphalloides OK THAT sounds promising….hm. in reply to aphalloides #
@mamagaea I have no objection torsonic hotness. in reply to MamaGaea #
OMG *howling* new Snacks and Shit…. asdfghjkl….roffling…. http://www.snacksandshit.com/ #
@missbhavens Laughing so hard it hurts http://mollena.tumblr.com/post/261792910/miss-b-i-had-no-idea-your-dad-was-such-a-militant #
Dammit. Fuck you KISS FM remix for reminding me I kinda liked "Borderline." #
http://tinyurl.com/yhopz52Aw yeah…this bitch licks ass…and loves it! #
@firefaunx SOMEWHERE I had a book of werewolf pr0n. jeez. Forgot all about it! And here, the ultimate earwormer: http://tinyurl.com/4zjnn2 in reply to firefaunx #
@whipartist Easy there, Frank. in reply to whipartist #
@firefaunx Hey bet you don't have "Borderline" in there anymore, do ya? <eg> in reply to firefaunx #
@MamaGaea I smushed it against the "Aw" right after it, I just saw now. Dang! in reply to MamaGaea #
http://mollena.tumblr.com/post/261800155/the-only-sfw-photo-of-a-bitch-licking-ass-and OK, bitch licking ass again, Untiny. Enjoy! #
@firefaunx That makes me sad to think about it. I won't make it worse by sending you this link. http://bit.ly/JowWm that would be fucked up. in reply to firefaunx #

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Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-11-29

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 12:00 am

@_RoseWhite_ I will personally buy the doggie bowl of milkshake if @boytshikl has to eat it wearing a cone of shame!! in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
@sroxy your mouth *IS* right. in reply to sroxy #
@cunningminx Photos or it didn't happen. in reply to cunningminx #
I get snappy and bitey when I see people capping on, undermining or otherwise fucking with my friends and/or those I admire. Grr, bitches!! #
@sherynb It if making me frusty because I have to be extra nice and superdiplomatic…when what I really want to do is use swear words. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb After 10+ years doing Customer Service for BigAssBanks, I am an Adept at that very thing *rubs hands together gleefully* in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb However I use that power for good instead of ebilz now in reply to sherynb #
I don't know what to say about a device called the chocolate touch. Is Tay Zonday involved in the marketing??? #
I sigh over beautiful slave collars like most women sigh over wedding dresses. #MomentsYouNeverThoughtYouWouldSee #
A prayer to Ganesha: Please let me see my next Soberversary, which also is National Steak and a Blowjob Day. How cool is that? #
Bemused at the profile of someone describing themselves as having been "around in the scene for a long while" and lists their age as 18. #
Grr. Feel I'm being blown off again. Might be hideyhole time when it comes to being open to new possibilities. I hate the smack on the nose. #
@CASizemore From a PURELY legal standpoint, the claim is dubious. From a numeric standpoint, even STRETCHING definitions, it don't add up. in reply to CASizemore #
Also this "Under protection" listing on #FetLife is making me a cranky old bat.How on earth does one have FIVE dominants "protecting" them?? #
I get the "extended Leather Family" thing, but I'm going to have to do more research to see what people mean by this "Protection" thing. #
Or maybe I should recruit Leather Protectors. Kinda like pocket protectors, but ….uh….domlier. #
@sherynb If they do you KNOW it is complete with jazz hands!!! in reply to sherynb #
@CASizemore Indeed. And not necessarily something you wanna be advertising! in reply to CASizemore #
@im_jon It's not something I've seen / met folks RT who do that. Generally, "Protection" status falls to a dominant or head of a Family. in reply to Im_Jon #
@sherynb I think the Mel Brooks imagery is totally explicable! in reply to sherynb #
@TGStoneButch Watch out for that "bill of goo" dude! *lol* in reply to TGStoneButch #
@Im_Jon No, that's not a status I've seen often. In the gay male community, sometimes. But most siblings I've seen are in Family context. in reply to Im_Jon #
@Im_Jon Hence my statement I wish to research it. in reply to Im_Jon #
@abostick59 That would be a badasstastic way to enter a dungeon! in reply to abostick59 #
@im_jon Yes, but "they just do" doesn't satisfy my brain-nomminess on the topic in reply to Im_Jon #
Amusingly, @abostick59, my current plan has me between Chicago and NYC on March 14th. Which city will see me sucking cock and serving steak? #
@Im_Jon It wasn't initially a question. It was a statement of me not getting it. in reply to Im_Jon #
@Im_Jon My question will be addressed to the person in question, as respectfully as possible, as I am curious at to how one manages it. in reply to Im_Jon #
I'm seeing several different stories on the Tiger Woods thing. He was in serious condition but then was released from hospital the next day? #
Pondering issues of emotional masochism, and whether or not that type of "play" is something one CAN do "safely." #
@cidermaker I had far more than 1k but yes, they've done a rather substantial purge. in reply to cidermaker #
@sherynb OK, that makes more sense. An odd, odd story, nonetheless. in reply to sherynb #
@Im_Jon That makes sense. I wonder if he'll tell where he was bolting off to in the middle of the night…and crashing twice! in reply to Im_Jon #
@sherynb That is my initial wobble pointy. I THINK I mean "minimizing risk of emotional harm." in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb i.e. are you questioning your actual self-worth after the scene? Is your self-esteem taking hits from the emotional pain? in reply to sherynb #
@cidermaker I thought the same thing…sort a label to keep 'em I guess their servers were getting smoky! in reply to cidermaker #
@sherynb I was thinking that or he was stomping off to "cool his head" in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb And if it hurts enough to play with, how is it "therapeutic" rather than "negative reinforcement?" in reply to sherynb #
Other people seem to enter your life today for the express pur… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
@Im_Jon hm…. "WOODS HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF MICHAEL JACKSON" sounds good to me…. in reply to Im_Jon #
Oh, delicious teeny Clementines, your taste so sweet and nom so fine, how I love to devour you, 9 or more at a time…. #
**snaps fingers** #
@sherynb *nodding* I think deliberately evoking emotional reactions is a harder read to suss and heal from both sides of the play. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Yep! That is true. And part of what I wonder is: how can you tell the difference when a part of your psyche is ill….and lies? in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb And even though I am super "live and let live" that is one of the types of play that really makes me wanna shake 'em cross-eyed. in reply to sherynb #
@idiotandroid I am, and not even using the sucker! in reply to idiotandroid #
@lady66674 I'll wind up like Black Beauty when he ate those green apples in the orchard…..*sigh* in reply to lady66674 #
@sherynb The vast majority of tops and dominants I know who play that way have a *very* Dark Empathy, if that males any sense. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Hot, but very dangerous for me. Often tempted to throw myself on that sword. in reply to sherynb #
@idiotandroid already DMed!! in reply to idiotandroid #
@lady66674 I don't need to be singing "Ring of Fire" neither!! in reply to lady66674 #
@sherynb I suppose that is why I'm still amongst the living, mamacita! *laughs* in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Ooo, l like that. Look at you being all poetical and shit in the middle of the night. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Maybe not but this leaves far more room for the brain to snakevine its way into the framework of an idea and do some growing. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb I get that, girl. Some of my needs are very fucked up & upsetting to most and rough even for some really fucked up sadists. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Respecting the people as well as that energy is a flaming-chainsaw juggle. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb But can't that "helpless victim/ruthless monster" paradigm be vital to that type of exchange? in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb ^5 BDSM Essence of Emeril style…. "BAM! Kick it up a notch!!" in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Yep yep. Makes sense. And I think part of my thinking is that you might not KNOW until it is far too late that you were unseated. in reply to sherynb #
Oh shit…hitting the last of my Odwalla Pumpkin Soy Protein Shakes. My stash…it is gone…noooo.. #
@sherynb I do trust it, actually. I think that is what my excessive pre-processing is a manifestation of: my Higher Power doing his thing. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb I feel I've been given Permission to walk a new path, even though I'm cranky about it, I'm nosy enough to have no choice but yes. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb I'm at a point where I feel like I need a new Breaking Point in order to reset a badly healed break. And the repercussions are ____ in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb But now that I've looked this in the eye, I can't steer away from the certainty. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb this type of deliberate pushing of self-esteem boundary has to be mostly the responsibility of the "injured" party & support system in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb If I play with my ACTUAL sense of self-worth, the POINT would be to pull MYSELF back from that brink and … in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb …somehow trust the top to be there at the end of the haul. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Dammit…yet ANOTHER book to write. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb And, as we ALL ultimately REALLY are doing tat anyway, it peels away the artifice of "aftercare" and leaves the starkness. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb *squee* Righteously indignant asskicking FTMFW. W3rd. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Bet! (Well, if it isn't in conflict with me having to be @ IML! I'm Con-bounce-Girl this year.) in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Which class is you doing? in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb much love. you fucking rock. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Oh oh, wonderful wonderful. I will do ALL I can to be there. or make yo uteach me it later. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb that sounds so great. Andtimely. in reply to sherynb #
@coyotetoo Pfft. Soundproof schmoundproof. in reply to coyotetoo #
@coyotetoo where might i find @SilverDayDreams' article? in reply to coyotetoo #
@debaucheddiva *nodding* Ayup. The "considering" thing has history in the Gay Men's Leather community, but I am hazier on the protectionism. in reply to debaucheddiva #
@the1miss_luna Which is why I wanna get testimony on it. Seeing it more,thx to FL, wondering if the presence of label generates the position in reply to the1miss_luna #
@debaucheddiva LOL! AFAIK, people place *themselves* into that unique relationship status voluntarily. Like being engaged, d/s dating, etc. in reply to debaucheddiva #
@debaucheddiva I don't *believe* people sidle up and slap that shit on you from behind! :-d in reply to debaucheddiva #
@coyotetoo Merci! in reply to coyotetoo #
@idiotandroid I stopped clicking blindly on linx w/o any deets unless they are directed to me in reply to some shit *I* posted. in reply to idiotandroid #
@idiotandroid was warned off of it after a few peeps got some really bad bugs from mockup sites, data scrapers and all manner of fuckeries in reply to idiotandroid #
audioBoo: Lee Harrington Booday http://boo.fm/b79349 #
A double-dip on The Perverted Negress today: wisdom from @sherynb and well-wishes for @PassionAndSoul! http://mollena.com #
@PassionAndSoul Hippo Birdie Two Ewes! http://www.mollena.com/2009/11/happy-birthday-lee/ #
@Coy_Pink Horrid. What evil chimeric demonspawn •IS• that?!?! in reply to Coy_Pink #
I'm not giving myself sufficient permissions to embrace my own miracles. This must change. #
There is so much in my life today that would have seemed a pipe-dream a year ago…I have to honor my longings, but let them go. #
That which I feel I need but don't have is on order. I trust that it will ship to me when the time is right. Even if the waiting aches. #
@TGStoneButch Rad! That's gonna be one hell of a show! in reply to TGStoneButch #
@xiomberg That is so sweet of you to say! Thank you! in reply to xiomberg #
@wendyrama I'm hashing out the parameters in my head. I think I mean with a reasonable expectation that no •damage• is done. in reply to wendyrama #
RT @caisa My wishlist for #StockholmPride 2010: @katebornstein @BillieMyers @urbantantrika and @Mollena (From Your Mouth to Ganesha's ears!) #
@caisa let's hit her up too! All Goddesses love Lord G…he lost his head to protect his Mom. Which is rad. in reply to caisa #
@naylandblake Oh no that I do not like! in reply to naylandblake #
@morgasmo I generally agree, but am giving a pass since the Jews are getting the party strted on the 13th this year in reply to morgasmo #
@Mia I explained this to one of my managers. He said it wasn't the threat of terminators that bothered him,it was faulty analytics. Typical. in reply to Mia #
@SiaLikeWhoa Well, shit. That's lame and, frankly, rude as fuck. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
RT @wilhelminawang RT @britisshameless: Ask Amy To Rape Victim: "You Were A Victim Of Your Awful Judgment" http://jezebel.com/5414393/ #
EXCELLENT planning meeting about @MsSFLeather2009 stuff with my friend T. So blessed to have peeps what gots my back. #
Now to get spiffy and drag my ass to Berkeley. Yes, Berkeley. Shutup. #
If you download apps I highly recommend the "WorldTour" which makes your wallpaper refreshed cam stills from all over the world! Penguins! #
Addicted to the "WorldTour" cam in Antartica focused on nesting penguins. So relieved that pesky iceberg drifted away! #WorldTourPenguins #
@Im_Jon Well…it mostly seems to be located not in San Francisco, for starters…except for that Protectorate in the Haight… in reply to Im_Jon #
@vicious_kind Clowns? In Berkeley? Mooooo! I'm actually going to LaVal's subterranean theater. in reply to vicious_kind #
http://www.martingrund.de/pinguine/ here's a link for the online cam penguine for those without a Googlephone or iCrack. #
Shame on you, shitty magazine, for trying to humiliate a woman with a luscious budy and calling her ugly. Fail. http://yfrog.com/4exudj #
@funkybrownchick I Love "Hey Bulldog" and "Starting Over" (Lennon) and all of Yellow Submarine (Beatles) #
@AliceSinAerie Scored by those who probably eschew secondary developmental characterisics in general. Fail. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@ammre @AliceSinAerie I literally double took. I thought "+". Both of these bodies seem healthy." But the judgement…ugh. in reply to ammre #
I don't quite get it but the word "Frisco" buggles me a nibble. #
Hey parents! You may be immune to the smell of your kid's shit but I'm not. For the love of Ganesha, don't diaper-change on a crowded train! #
@_RoseWhite_ ….hm. Considering this town's history, I •guess• that's appropriate! in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
@AliceSinAerie I can't wait til I'm rich and famous. They can photograph my fat ass laughing all the way to the bank. I'll start my own mag. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@AliceSinAerie "Mo Better Buttahh" in reply to AliceSinAerie #
I can hear the actor's pre-show warmup. It makes me miss the #Drip crew and our sporadic, chaotic warm-ups. #
@avaamnesia •snerkle• in reply to avaamnesia #
@avaamnesia something something briarpatch, etc…. in reply to avaamnesia #
Chatty wide-eyed dude next to me wants to know all about my phone…yay…… #
Holy shit. Just saw Large Animal Games @ Impact. What a surprising and touching and funny piece. Amazing! #
And the lovely Marissa was in attendance tonight too…both of us so delighted with #ImpactTheater's work! #
Hey @FunkyBrownChick…the musician on the BART platformm must be following you in Twitter. He's playing "Get Back" right now… #
@sherynb No it does NOT friggin' sleep….and this alert sober clarity only makes it perquier. I accept the blame and await punishment. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb so…uh…what's the punishment….? in reply to sherynb #
Homie walking up the stairs on @SFBART: "Aw man. These stairs be givin' me gas!" #
And if you are kinky, or have ever felt like a feak, you HAVE to see "Large Animal Games" @ Impact. I had teary eyed teariness. W3rd. #
And just in case Mel Hillman wasn't badass enough, her husband, Jon? TIE fighter pilot. Yup. http://yfrog.com/4echcmj #
Kudos again to the cast of #LargeAnimalGames. Y'all were tighter on stage than vole's asshole. A joy to behold. (Well, not the vole part…) #
OK, ending the fangirl squee. I just loves me some •GOOD• theater! #
RT @mauikink thinking of doing a home exchange-anyone done this before? thinking we'll trade with a kinkster,cause of the crosses,cages&such #
@avaamnesia @sherynb oh like I would GO to where the sadists are in person and deliber– uh…..hm. in reply to avaamnesia #
@abostick59 I will tell teh next person I hear referring to SF as "Frisck" that they are risking arteriosclerosis and heart failure. Win. in reply to abostick59 #
I hate reading too much into shit but. Um. Are these #Twilight vampires suddenly…uh…swarthier? Ethnicer? http://yfrog.com/33lqnj #
OK, @leighj @scarletsletter so they are lycanthropes? Is it me or DO they look more…well, less white? #
I feel like someone's baffled Aunt, @MamaGaea. So they are Native American and then the nonwhiteness I grokked is accurate. #
Now, tell me the #NewMoon werewolves aren't "evil." *crosses arms and taps foot* #
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THE NATIVE AMERICAN WEREWOLVES IN #NEW MOON ARE "EVIL"?!?!?!? #
@aphalloides @sashapixlee @quotidianlight **SQUEAK** #
@aphalloides No one did. I was trying to figure out why they look all sexily malevolent /nonwhite. I fear someone had gone the "evil" route. in reply to aphalloides #
Grr. Now I have to go read about this shit. Making me crazy… #IWasntInANewsBlackoutForNoReasonFolks #
@aphalloides Are we supposed to root FOR the sparkly lameass vamps? in reply to aphalloides #
Seriously, @aphalloides Sorry, WHO would fuck a *vampire* over a *werewolf!??* #
And by "over" I mean in "preference" not "directly on top of," which might be hot. #
@deviantouch YeahI don't think I knew / remembered the author was a Mormon…. in reply to deviantouch #
OK, good. I will step down my keyboard ire. #
No, @deviantouch I absolutely haven't even laid a finger on the books. I learned my lesson withThe Potter Fiasco. #
OK, @aphalloides which team is the werewolf-backing team? #
@deviantouch New fetish! Vampire Sammitching! in reply to deviantouch #
@MamaGaea Twas the end of the last book. I was terribly let down by the whole "settling down to a 'normal' life is what its all about" thing in reply to MamaGaea #
OK. I'm-a be #TeamJacobByProxy and NOT get involved, man. *whew* #
@vster88 OMG dude don't get me stahted! in reply to vster88 #
Oh America…what was that about post-racialism? http://bit.ly/5oDFs6 Kids participate in "Kick-A-Jew" day. #
@mamagaea You'd hope someone would get it…but fans and sheeple will see it, nonetheless. in reply to MamaGaea #
@aphalloides Don't tease me. in reply to aphalloides #
Hell yeah, @sherynb werewolves = tasty. I'd hit that so hard it would take the True King of the Britons to pull me out. #
@aphalloides OK THAT sounds promising….hm. in reply to aphalloides #
@mamagaea I have no objection torsonic hotness. in reply to MamaGaea #
OMG *howling* new Snacks and Shit…. asdfghjkl….roffling…. http://www.snacksandshit.com/ #
@missbhavens Laughing so hard it hurts http://mollena.tumblr.com/post/261792910/miss-b-i-had-no-idea-your-dad-was-such-a-militant #
Dammit. Fuck you KISS FM remix for reminding me I kinda liked "Borderline." #
http://tinyurl.com/yhopz52Aw yeah…this bitch licks ass…and loves it! #
@firefaunx SOMEWHERE I had a book of werewolf pr0n. jeez. Forgot all about it! And here, the ultimate earwormer: http://tinyurl.com/4zjnn2 in reply to firefaunx #
@whipartist Easy there, Frank. in reply to whipartist #
@firefaunx Hey bet you don't have "Borderline" in there anymore, do ya? <eg> in reply to firefaunx #
@MamaGaea I smushed it against the "Aw" right after it, I just saw now. Dang! in reply to MamaGaea #
http://mollena.tumblr.com/post/261800155/the-only-sfw-photo-of-a-bitch-licking-ass-and OK, bitch licking ass again, Untiny. Enjoy! #
@firefaunx That makes me sad to think about it. I won't make it worse by sending you this link. http://bit.ly/JowWm that would be fucked up. in reply to firefaunx #

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November 28, 2009

Tillykke med fødselsdagen, Lee!

Filed under: AudioBoo, Real-Honest-To-Ganesha-True-Shit. — mollena @ 7:41 am

Since I can’t wish kick ass educator, author, and fellow Titleholder Lee Harrington a Happy Birthday in person today, here is my audio card!

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“A Single Gal’s Manifesto” by Sheryn B.

Filed under: Advice, BDSM, Personal., Processing, Rants., Real-Honest-To-Ganesha-True-Shit., Shibaricon, education — mollena @ 4:49 am

A woman I greatly admire and who I recognized as being one of those soul-family people when we first met recently wrote a blog post on FetLife. It kind of is the zenith to my recent post’s nadir-gazing miasma, and I’ve obtained her permission to repost it here.

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Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-11-28

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 12:00 am

OK tweets! In the next 5 minutes, post me a question & I"ll do a quick & dirty "Late Night BS With Mo" AudioBoo! 12:50AM is the cutoff! #
@Weebeasty Oo, good one. Yours will be question numero uno! in reply to Weebeasty #
@Weebeasty This is gonna be supershort at this rate….yo have any other questions you wanna add before my shit winds up being 12 seconds?? in reply to Weebeasty #
@kahlana69 Sure…I gotta hit the potty anyhoo;-) fire away! in reply to kahlana69 #
@Weebeasty OK its uploading Yay! in reply to Weebeasty #
audioBoo: Late Nite Ramboo http://boo.fm/b79137 #
@Weebeasty You'd better start bracing yourself. Did I mention the crust is made of crumbs of ginger snaps & Scottish shortbread cookies…? in reply to Weebeasty #
@Weebeasty argh! the recording cuts off. dammit. now I have to change the text…. in reply to Weebeasty #
Damn it is so quiet….I can hear the foghorns. Unusual. That's mostly a Sunday night sound. #
You are eager to set your responsibilities aside today and hav… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
http://bit.ly/68Oa85 Please join me in SF at Mr. S & Madame S Leather TONIGHT for a Sale, Party & Fundraiser! (Please RT) #
@debaucheddiva Thankee for the hot RT action! in reply to debaucheddiva #
@debaucheddiva LoL my ass should have been asleep LONG ago! Got caught up in a logjam of correspondence! in reply to debaucheddiva #
@mauikink Thanks for the Re-Tweetin' love! in reply to mauikink #
RT @LushLtd: Raffle Time!! ReTweet this message before 5pm GMT to be entered in our Friday draw and win some goodies #
@sexisfuncoochie And thank YOU for asking in reply to sexisfuncoochie #
@AliceSinAerie I'm so not a fan of weepy romantic comedies…I might brave this one though. Maybe. Possibly. Harrumph. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@abiolatv Does it then answer the fucking question and hook a sister up?!? #RhetoricWillNotGetMeLaid in reply to abiolatv #
@Ropecast •must•resist•urge•to•snark• in reply to Ropecast #
@Ropecast Oh great! So, the second I turn my back I get trashtalked in a bloody ropecast? I see how you are, Gray… *lowerliptremble* in reply to Ropecast #
I want like…FIVE of those rough influence sausages…damn http://bit.ly/5bW8hC #
@abiolatv Oh shit! OK, OK, blame the victim…now I have to switch gears and NOT pine after the "Bad" ones ??? Ugh… in reply to abiolatv #
This sign is going up next time I do a scene. Thank you , engrish.com! http://bit.ly/5Mrb1E #
@Ropecast Well, Ok. Just so long as their's a desk-pounding rant in there somewhere. in reply to Ropecast #
@Ropecast and can you call me a bitch and threaten horrible acts of violence too, while you are yelling? kthxba. *sits patiently* in reply to Ropecast #
@tj …is that some sort of prurient euphemism? Or are you just eating cold turkey and day old stuffing? in reply to tj #
@MinaMeow Goes to show you don't never be trusting no online translation service!!! in reply to MinaMeow #
@Im_Jon Nonono. Redredred. Anything that involves saliva leaving a body and not being directly applied to a body part is strictly regulated in reply to Im_Jon #
@kahlana69 @pornobobbie @MistressDidi @mystic23 @lerrnst Thank you for the #FollowFriday lovin'-from-the-oven! in reply to kahlana69 #
@morgasmo I hereby grant you karma protection for that "oversight." in reply to morgasmo #
@sarahdopp I am troubled no one told the brother his elbows are kinda ashy… in reply to sarahdopp #
@mystic23 Maybe because he was calling everyone a ho and it didn't fly too well with Santa or feminists…? in reply to mystic23 #
Wow, @heidianderson … hentai bathtime play…. well done ,kids. Well done. #
@heidianderson that's anime… hentai is sexy sex tyme 'toon pr0n, often including many-tentacled / penised monsters and demons in reply to heidianderson #
@_Qtip_ that's hardly lame, homes. You revel in that shit. in reply to _Qtip_ #
@heidianderson …I hope you haven't mixed this up and torqued your sons for life…O, I can't like. I kinda hope you have… in reply to heidianderson #
@_Qtip_ Being permitted to be at the feet of someone I trust or to whom I feel submissive is excruciatingly rare for me, and so precious. in reply to _Qtip_ #
@_Qtip_ I'm vicariously warm & fuzzy!! Yay you! in reply to _Qtip_ #
@phillyeboni Um. Stop that. Very few tops are actually thoughtful enough to do "Pity Scenes." in reply to phillyeboni #
@phillyeboni ANy time, mademoiselle. in reply to phillyeboni #
@heidianderson Damn. I was so excited to contribute to their therapy fund, too. in reply to heidianderson #
@heidianderson Holy crap! Really!! AFTER she was dead?? **puts on serial killer origin story thinking cap** in reply to heidianderson #
@heidianderson *dead* Holy awesome, batman! in reply to heidianderson #
What the fuck happened to all of my DMs?!?! TWITTER HAS DELETED 3/4ths OF THEM. Wow, dudes. Fail #
Sing it with me now… how much is that 7-foot-tall-pastel-gorilla in the window http://yfrog.com/33orjj Magilla's got nuttin on him #
@SisterMable I do but combing through 'em is more annoying than just scrollin', baby, scrollin'… in reply to SisterMable #
OK seems it wasn't just me…thanks for making me feel less paranoid and shit, tweeps! #
Drunk boozy breath in my face= instant roiling nausea. So glad I'm getting off of the bus…. @WickedGrounds, here I come. #
@SisterMable •pinch• But what if I don't know what I'm looking for, biotech! in reply to SisterMable #
@bigolpoofter ah well…I guess it has to go sometime… in reply to bigolpoofter #
@sashapixlee retroactively cockblocked by Twitter. Fail, man. Fail. in reply to sashapixlee #
Are you in SF and looking for someplace to hang? Come to Mr S / Madame S @ 385 8th Street! Donate $20 get unlimited beer & 10% off! #
OH @ Mr.S: "I have to use the restroom. Where…" "Oh no, honey, we have a piss slave for that." #
RT @boytshikl: My twitterstalking of @Mollena has spilled into actual stalking. (yay! My stalker is *adorable*) #
@darkgracie Life is *grand* when one travels in the right circles in reply to darkgracie #
Had deeeelicious crepes cooked up by a sullen Frenchman and now am curled up in teh bed. @Bextopia & @royrapoport, y'all made my night! #
@vicious_kind it made my heart smile in reply to vicious_kind #
@deviantouch Not I. Meh. in reply to deviantouch #
@boytshikl Would that make it more comfy for you? Gosh, I've never negotiated a stalking. Shit. in reply to boytshikl #
@deviantouch I am more likely to watch 4 hours of news clips, random bullshit and videos of people getting smacked in the balls. in reply to deviantouch #

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November 27, 2009

The REAL Black Friday!

Filed under: Real-Honest-To-Ganesha-True-Shit. — mollena @ 4:24 am

Yeah, forget about all that pushing shoving camping out and shit.

You know where the REAL deals are to be had?

Mr. S and Madam S, that’s where!

Come and join me and the crew of Mr. S and Madame S for a reception and fundraiser TONIGHT!

The party is from 7:00 PM ~ 10:00 PM, there will be beer for those who partake, and plenty of super hot sales, and the proceeds benefit two charities that are close to my heart: STOP AIDS and Crowded Fire Theater Company!

Swing by, say hi, make a donation, and check out the hotties that are SURE to be in da house!

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The Negress Natters: Late-Night BS Edition.

Filed under: Real-Honest-To-Ganesha-True-Shit. — mollena @ 2:50 am

Late night and I wanna do some yammering, so I asked who was up late night and wanted ta ask me something. Few people aren’t in overstuffed coma mode, but @weebeasty asked me some stuff…now, something went fucked in the recording and part of it wasn’t captured. But I’m disinclined to re-record it. Suffice to say, the second question she asked me was about that which makes me laugh, even after having seen it a bazillion times.

So I’ve put some reference material below…. (more…)

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Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-11-27

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 12:00 am

@JulianWolf I •think• your February date is #DarkOdysseyWinterFire, homie not summer camp… #
@JulianWolf I'm stoked you're going! Bring PJs. in reply to JulianWolf #
You aren't in the mood to beat around the bush today; if you h… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
@outlawdiva OK THAT is funny •lol• in reply to outlawdiva #
Be sure to beat your meat! Happy T-Day from The Perverted Negress http://www.mollena.com/2009/11/submission-is-delicious-with-gravy-and-stuffing/ #
Catching upon some correspondence…soon on to the shower and out to take myself for a bistrotastic holiday dinner #
SO quiet in the hood right now…I can hear the electrical transformers. (OK, yeah, I often hear them 'cause I got dog hearing, but still.) #
@mhoobler And you too, miss happy feet lady! in reply to mhoobler #
@sherynb I could be persuaded in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb I am the same way…I'll fuck shit up in the kitchen,but not for myself, you know? in reply to sherynb #
@mhoobler @thepixiepop Low-key this year…I'm taking me to dinner in a little bit. A lovely place in the Mission I've not tried before #
@thepixiepop doubletime FTW, baby! Makes it worthwhile, no doubt in reply to thepixiepop #
@sherynb I hope not the basting part *shiver* in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb thanksgiving dinner as edgeplay….I love it. in reply to sherynb #
@LeJazzHOT http://twitpic.com/qufu7 – Just when I thought "Nah, I don't neeeeeed to go back and see it again…." you make it soooo tempting #
@LeJazzHOT Bet…and if so, I'm there in reply to LeJazzHOT #
@funkybrownchick is you trippin'?!?! Sweet potato, girl!! in reply to funkybrownchick #
Dining at Garçon and already madly crushing on the Maitresse'D and bartender. Insanely beautiful people. Zoiks. #
Impatient with a recalcitrant salt shaker I pulled off the stopper, poured from the bottom. Now have a fistful of salt hiding on bread plate #
@adamandeve a break-up….email?? •wince• I hope he is breaking up with…say…his hairdresser and not a partner via email! in reply to adamandeve #
@drkchocolatnoir •DEaD• in reply to drkchocolatnoir #
@chrisbrogan More work! ;-D in reply to chrisbrogan #
#IAmThankful that I am healthy today, I am sober today, I was good to myself today. #
@pornobobbie Chocolate….flan….CAKE!?! Can a bitch get tha recipe??? in reply to pornobobbie #
@pornobobbie Dammit!!! *pouts* in reply to pornobobbie #
@theresa247 I think it is for FaceBook and therefore far less interesting than any of your options! in reply to theresa247 #
@joqatana I think more of Pinocchio than bondage. in reply to joqatana #
@sxychikadee ((big hugs)) I an deeply honored, and grateful to be able to give something back. You are a trouper and a brave, brave lady. in reply to sxychikadee #
Love that my t-day wishes included SMS messages from old and new friends, my family, Leatherfolk, and a picture of a penis. #
@JoQatana Sure. But bondage is, in general, a sexualized term, and I don't see the bondage of parental control being sexualized. in reply to joqatana #
@katebornstein Have I missed pix of the new ink. Mama? in reply to katebornstein #
RT @mauikink: Get FREE Shipping on orders over $25.00 http://bit.ly/8nj8ac (I HEARTILY endorse these folks) #
@joqatana I'm not sure where the condemnation comes in, but I *do* often eroticise my bondage play, whether or nor overt sex is involved. in reply to joqatana #
@naylandblake That sounds delightful! in reply to naylandblake #
@katebornstein Holycowwow!! I love them! I love the effect in the one on your hand…awesome work in reply to katebornstein #
@joqatana Unfortunate. People will read into what they see, what they will. And it is deeply unfortunate what wasn't a big deal was made one in reply to joqatana #
RT @missbhavens: When we come to dinner, you can expect 1 thing from my husband: a napkin penis. (special gift for Mo!) http://bit.ly/5DxRET #
@JoQatana People who eroticise kids have the potential to see pretty much anything with children involved as such. Part of their pathology. in reply to joqatana #
@naylandblake It is quiet…relaxed, took myself to dinner Goofing off on the internets… in reply to naylandblake #
@katebornstein Time to sic the housebeasts on him!! in reply to katebornstein #
@naylandblake I agree I'm in NJ (briefly) over NYE for an event in Parsippany but unsure if I'll be in The City. HOWEVER, in March… in reply to naylandblake #
@naylandblake ….in March I will be in The City for a good 10 days. Working from out NY office, and presenting Time must be made! in reply to naylandblake #
@queershoulder Shut. The. Fuck. UP. I am so jealous. I LOVE zabaglione! in reply to queershoulder #
Today's #5SecondFilms made me weep blasphemous tears http://bit.ly/7wg9Ek #
@urbantantrika sleep well! in reply to urbantantrika #
I wish I didn't snerk every time I see an advert for "The Nutcracker.' :-\ #
@SiaLikeWhoa What the hell for I fer it is just an excuse to display violence against women as oK because she gets "revenge." Ugh…. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
*double take* @mauikink @badbadgirlx What th– are you in the same place or are you really both coincidentally watching "Love, Actually??" #
@MsSamber Ah, traveling Russian dance troupes…the stuff of myth, legend, and not an insubstantial amount of vodka… in reply to MsSamber #
@cassmck It is, clearly, in the Zeitgeist!! in reply to cassmck #
@theresa247 Not only do I picture it, I relish it. #YesIAmASubmissiveWhyDoYouAsk in reply to theresa247 #
Holy crap. This is too creepy. @genuinerisk80 is ALSO watching 'Love, Actually." I might have to watch that shit one of these days. #
We can't cancel Black Friday, @PhilipClark if we play the Race card, we get even deeper discounts http://tinyurl.com/yhz4glf #
@sherynb If it involves genitals, I can be SURE an inordinate percentage of peeps are going there at any given time *lol* in reply to sherynb #
@cassmck *anxiously* But is there kissing???? I can't hack movies with kissing and "love" and "romance" in reply to cassmck #
I make an exception on my anti "love" movies stance for "Shawn of the Dead" and "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind." #
@cassmck OK, I won't shelve the idea. As much as I love real life love and romance, movie versions often choke me with bile. in reply to cassmck #
@ammre I have NOT seen "Amalie" which I have heard is also awesome in reply to ammre #
@wendyrama seems to be 37 seconds…. in reply to wendyrama #
http://bit.ly/8NLqFt thanks, #Glamour for the article on unskinny models. Not so much? 2 sidebar articles on weight loss. #
@SiaLikeWhoa I'd never even heard of it until just now in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@SiaLikeWhoa I saw it JUST after a really painful breakup. It was timely in a way that was disturbing. Took over a rear to watch it again. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@boytshikl **sssh** I won't tell a soul in reply to boytshikl #
@boytshikl I have it but I don't really know how to use it yet :-\ in reply to boytshikl #
(via @lauralovesart) my ignorance of Ukraine's history limits my appreciation, this clip= amazing http://tinyurl.com/yflmr33 #
@SiaLikeWhoa That's kinda the point of the movie, actually! Now that i think on it, my breakups have been painful but not tempestuous. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@mamagaea Another flick about which I've heard good stuff in reply to MamaGaea #

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November 26, 2009

Submission is delicious. With gravy. And stuffing…

Filed under: Videos — mollena @ 1:32 am

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Pretty Mess.

I am aware that there are people who enjoy “messy” sex as their kink.
I was, not too long ago, at dinner with friends. When one poured a mini-pitcher of au jus down the shirt of the other (to my shocked dismay, let me add) the saucee was less dismayed by the impromptu gravy anointing as they were by [...]

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No, you cannot be my “Dominate”!!!

[rant]
HEY!
YOU!
YOU WITH THE PROFILE THAT IDENTIFIES YOU AS A “DOMINATE” MASTER!!
For the LOVE of GOD!!! Or GODS!! OR Stephen MOTHERFUCKING HAWKING!!!
*deep breath*
Once Again!!
Main Entry: dom·i·nant
Pronunciation: \-n?nt\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle French or Latin; Middle French, from Latin dominant-, dominans, present participle of dominari
Date: circa 1532
1 a: commanding, controlling, or prevailing over all others (the dominant culture)
b: very [...]

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FUCKED (Under 500)

Trying out this new thing, seeing if I can pull off telling an (in)decent fucktale in under 500 words. Whaddya think?

“Don’t move. Don’t fucking move. if you move and you make me come right now I swear to god you’ll make me very angry and I don’t think you want that.” I could hardly [...]

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