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November 30, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-11-30

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 12:00 am

I KNEW IT!! http://mollena.tumblr.com/post/261867065Explosm uncovers Black Friday. #
I think I've gotten a hold on my feelings about that twilight thing http://bit.ly/78nJRE thanks, Explosm, once again! #
@Mia Judging someone else's success is impossible: "success" is an entirely personal metric. in reply to Mia #
RT @RayGarton: "Things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences." — Peter Griffin #
http://www.iamawesome.com/ Don't you forget it!!! #
http://bit.ly/4qTR3c Way to go, Colorado dude…yay ignorance! #
Listening to an interesting story about a Native American NASA engineer, JC High Eagle, told abysmally by some historian on NPR. Ugh. #
One of the few things for which I have NO…..ZERO patience is a great story told poorly. #
OK. My self-esteem = wibbly but I know how to tell a damned story. If you are a shitty storyteller you are a Gelfling-sucking Skesis. Word. #
Amazing. I just got a "friend request" on Facebook from the woman responsible for bringing to me a message of "OKness" that changed my life. #
You might see yourself as the fair-minded one who can tell rig… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
@Wordweaverlynn That is so fail. I need to write books with secret Ganesha subtext: eat snacks, kick ass, write, do crazy sex with 2 spouses in reply to Wordweaverlynn #
@MrRoxy now I wanna watch that movie again!! in reply to MrRoxy #
@mistressmia I hope I do have that chance! in reply to mistressmia #
@firefaunx that mash-up is sheer brilliance on 38 levels, d00d! The video edit just becomed more and more flawless with age in reply to firefaunx #
@Bextopia See, that's why I can't grasp the Twilight / New Moon warring camp. UnFuck a sparkly fucking vampire. #
@coyotetoo I'm glad there was •some• redemptive quality *lol* in reply to coyotetoo #
@coyotetoo *curtsy* thank you! I feel as though I have mental thimbdrives all over the internets….pretty amusing. in reply to coyotetoo #
Pinged The Pizza Guy (ex BF) last night and he rang me just now, to catch up. He still makes me laugh #
@firefaunx you'll hate me for this, but look ip 5 Second Films on YouTube, and watch your day evaporate in 5 ssecond increments in reply to firefaunx #
The Pizza Guy wins a prize for being shocked & indignant that he was NOT the #1 ex-lover for whom I pine (as listed on my "about me" page) #
RT @sswayze Accidental Subway Rainbow ( http://bit.ly/4A8qL2 ) via @spillspace (so awesome!) #
@wyrdbyrd Read and weep. 'Tis comedic gold, my sister. in reply to wyrdbyrd #
OK…I've enough time to pull a quick whicketywack, shower, pack the lappy ang get to brunching with @queershoulder and then another meeting #
At brunch with @queershoulder came up with a new class topic; "Graceful Exits: How to Minimize Breakup Douchebaggery" #
@cunningminx Ooo speaking of which, I need to hit you up for those awesome icebreakers you did @ Sex2.0. I gots to steal yo shit! in reply to cunningminx #
@cunningminx ….with proper attribution and sycophantic smoochery, of course! in reply to cunningminx #
Sounds of PE's "I Could Kill A Man" echo up the street. I turn to see a ballcap wearing white guy in a top-down Audi convertible, blazin' #
Aaah…the rage of the privileged and entitled….it is delicious. #
OH @ JaValencia ~ "I really, like, want a. Like. Soy chai? But like. With an espresso shot? Would that, like. Be like, gross?" •headdesk• #
@languid I read all of the books, even though I realized the formula wasn't shifting after the 3rd one, but the last book SO irritated me. in reply to languid #
OK, meeting on my #MsSFLeather website done. Trying to gumption my way back home. Stalling at the Cafe, though…. #
@docstrange Holy crap my conscious is hardly sub!! *lol* in reply to docstrange #
@SaschaK I all seriousness, and much to my delight, I've already received a sniff and nudge about presenting it at an event. Pending! in reply to SaschaK #
@kahlana69 @pantherapardus As nuts as I thought it was, it resonates for enough people that there HAS to be something to it! in reply to kahlana69 #
@MargoEve and THAT was the POLITE version!! in reply to MargoEve #
@abostick59 Yeah those dudes need to smoke a bowl and chill. Srsly. The Holy Undergarments must be chafing…. in reply to abostick59 #
Watching Picasa pull up the photos from my laptop into its murky maw is shocking. Has all that really happened in…less than…a year…?? #
How can I have had a full sleep and about a pot of coffee and now be shudderingly exhausted? #
@sherynb See, and this after my last therapist assured me I didn't have ADD! Usually coffee works pretty well for me. Not today *yawnz* in reply to sherynb #
@quotidianlight Yea and I forget that thinking and feeling can expend massive amounts of energy. in reply to quotidianlight #
Actually, @kahlana69 Yes….I DID have to do some interesting mental and emotional calisthenics today…I should remember that. #
Hey, I managed to pull up, roll up, and wrap up the Scrody Area Rug of Doom that was in my front room, so yay me there! #
SO, a step in the right direction cleaning, conversation with the ex bf, brunch with awesome friend, website chat: yes, I DID stuff today. #
@NadiaWest In terms of sexual congress, it makes no difference. I take the level of involvement on a case-by-case basis. in reply to NadiaWest #
Situation: Grim. Too zonked to eat this moist, delicious punkin cream cheese muffin. Ganesha, forgive me. #
@AliceSinAerie Sockpuppets. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
via @tweetzydeetzy) Hot Dr. Pepper commercial http://bit.ly/6jJfXY a surreal vintage beverage ad…. #
(via @tweetzydeetzy) Hot Dr. Pepper commercial http://bit.ly/6jJfXY a surreal vintage beverage ad…. #
@AliceSinAerie Hm… Michael Jackson before and after sockpuppet ftw! in reply to AliceSinAerie #
The VT-16 must REALLY be quite a thing to see…. http://bit.ly/8NwIKD Stormtrooper Geekery FTW! #
@languid I've heard it is VERY well written, but have imbibed of neither book nor movie. in reply to languid #
Sorry, @quotidianlight the end of the HP series made me feel like Rowling promised me for 10 years not to come on my face then BUKKAKE TIME. #
@kahlana69 they'd eat it first. greedy furballs…. in reply to kahlana69 #
@scarletsletter oh yeah baby….eat it reeeeal slooooow….. in reply to scarletsletter #
FaceBook just targeted me with 3 dating ads, 2 of them for "BBW" singles. How does facebook know I'm fat?!? Was it the cupcake talk? #
@vicious_kind Ha! I'd wear goggles! in reply to vicious_kind #
I would be more creeped out, @thepixiepop, except since I am a slave toTeh Interwebs, I feel like it is entitled to know my every move #
@pantherapardus Hm….are you in any "momcentric" groups, etc? in reply to pantherapardus #
@SilverDayDreams My FB is a rockyroad jumble of EVERYONE. Which makes it bemusing for EVERYONE in reply to SilverDayDreams #
@pantherapardus I get ads for Ganeshamall, and that makes sense. I'm single,so single ads make sense, but the other…yeah. It's odd. in reply to pantherapardus #
@pantherapardus I also get local SF stuff, and theater stuff, so I know they look at keywords. But the other is odd. in reply to pantherapardus #
I guess I shouldn't complain…at least it isn't weight loss ads #
Oh no you don't , @vicious_kind … I explained about this in one of my Sexytime Stories http://bit.ly/7slvuR #
@cunningminx Woot! I'll be sure to have a Moment of Zen in class wherein we honor the Magnificence of your Ass You'll feel the tingle. in reply to cunningminx #
I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: shit, love, people – http://w33.us/2y7j #
@kumimonster Linx plzkthxbai. in reply to kumimonster #
@pantherapardus I had to laugh…it is so hilariously real. in reply to pantherapardus #
@kumimonster !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh. Great. Galloping. Ganesha….. in reply to kumimonster #
@kumimonster I was in love with e wedge black ankle boots but they sold out. However. I am about to buy the rubber t-strap shoes in black… in reply to kumimonster #
@tomboy_femme I did the full year huge one first, and it took a few minutes, but not so much. It is prolly overloaded in reply to tomboy_femme #
@sfkerigirl Did you try the OTC UTI meds now available? VERY effective with pain relief. Cystex, AZO, Uricalm. in reply to sfkerigirl #
@idiotandroid **silent tears of joy** in reply to idiotandroid #
(via @NanoPunk per @idiotandroid) PR0N FOR THE ANDROID!! In your FACE, iTards!!! http://bit.ly/5B8d0C #
@idiotandroid (sssh, I'm lording it over MacZombiis right now, d00d!) in reply to idiotandroid #
Ugh. Bay Area radio, you fail at providing me acceptible masturbatory soundtracks. #
@MataLeao No no…I have an Android ( aka the GooglePhone or G1) in reply to MataLeao #
@wendyblackheart Last time I was sore from sex it was because I strained my back plugging in my vibrator…. in reply to wendyblackheart #
@outlawdiva @gingery_snap HotDr. Pepper sound like some sort of freaky sex act….like "Supermanning" or "Dirty Sanchez" #
@wendyrama …mmmm…."This American Life" never tasted so good…. in reply to wendyrama #
I can't believe how many beautiful spirits I have in my life. It is a gathering of AWESOME the likes of which no-one has ever seen. #
@ATG I am a diamond!!!!! in reply to ATG #
@ATG I'm in the universal crystalline network beyond compare, for real. (((hugs))) in reply to ATG #
@mauikink well, since this was before Viagra and XBOX, I dunno!!! in reply to mauikink #
A problem with chatting with one's ex (an ex you left because you loved him more than he loved you) is the hot sex memories reconstitute. #
Oh, hello, my Internal Sexual Fantasy Machine…I see we're running on the same Improbability Drive as the Heart Of Gold. Nice. Nice… #
How can I have, in my head, slash fiction based on MY ACTUAL LIFE?!?! Seriously. I rule. #
@quotidianlight Well, if he was your longest ex, I'm not surprised. #YeahAndITypedItWithAStraightFaceToo in reply to quotidianlight #
@melina_star Of course, in a perverse emotional humiliation way, it is kinda hot. Sick puppy, I am. in reply to melina_star #
@sroxy You PERVS!! ((**secretly 'cited**)) in reply to sroxy #
@MinaMeow I dunno…some of these gamers have some *very* intense ideas about gaming! in reply to MinaMeow #
@joqatana In thinking of the people I in reply to joqatana #
@joqatana Nice! Hm…the only ex I could see transitioning would be a FtM and even THAT would be surprising in reply to joqatana #
It takes 3,400 to make one microchip. ONE! #
@Erinkyan nice. nice. in reply to Erinkyan #
OooooooOOooo….dude on NPR just busted out properly pronunciation of the name of a Bushman activist. Respect. #
Riveting…riveting storytelling about an extraordinary Bushman activist.The man telling the story just broke down telling about her death. #
@lunaraven13 I'd take issue with the adjective. Sexy, si, but "cute" like bunnies or Leo DiCaprio before the Fairy-o-Adulthood beat him? No. in reply to lunaraven13 #
(Explicit Explicit Explicit) P0rn0 Dance Party!!! http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-127.gif #
@mariadiaz THAT is because TV actors often lack the training on how to whisper without that grating sibilance. Ugh. in reply to mariadiaz #
(**EXPLICIT**) #PornFail http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-124.gif After "The Little Rascals" Buckwheat took a new name & career… #
@lunaraven13 Then do NOT look at the one I just now posted…. in reply to lunaraven13 #
@quotidianlight Mesmerizing. in reply to quotidianlight #
@lunaraven13 I will do my best….! in reply to lunaraven13 #
Those who feel the need to "remind you" about an "alternate POV" when you are sharing a painful personal truth are full of fail. #
@quotidianlight I won't be able to look at the animated toast on my Twitter background the same way again! in reply to quotidianlight #

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November 29, 2009

Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-11-29

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 12:00 am

@_RoseWhite_ I will personally buy the doggie bowl of milkshake if @boytshikl has to eat it wearing a cone of shame!! in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
@sroxy your mouth *IS* right. in reply to sroxy #
@cunningminx Photos or it didn't happen. in reply to cunningminx #
I get snappy and bitey when I see people capping on, undermining or otherwise fucking with my friends and/or those I admire. Grr, bitches!! #
@sherynb It if making me frusty because I have to be extra nice and superdiplomatic…when what I really want to do is use swear words. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb After 10+ years doing Customer Service for BigAssBanks, I am an Adept at that very thing *rubs hands together gleefully* in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb However I use that power for good instead of ebilz now in reply to sherynb #
I don't know what to say about a device called the chocolate touch. Is Tay Zonday involved in the marketing??? #
I sigh over beautiful slave collars like most women sigh over wedding dresses. #MomentsYouNeverThoughtYouWouldSee #
A prayer to Ganesha: Please let me see my next Soberversary, which also is National Steak and a Blowjob Day. How cool is that? #
Bemused at the profile of someone describing themselves as having been "around in the scene for a long while" and lists their age as 18. #
Grr. Feel I'm being blown off again. Might be hideyhole time when it comes to being open to new possibilities. I hate the smack on the nose. #
@CASizemore From a PURELY legal standpoint, the claim is dubious. From a numeric standpoint, even STRETCHING definitions, it don't add up. in reply to CASizemore #
Also this "Under protection" listing on #FetLife is making me a cranky old bat.How on earth does one have FIVE dominants "protecting" them?? #
I get the "extended Leather Family" thing, but I'm going to have to do more research to see what people mean by this "Protection" thing. #
Or maybe I should recruit Leather Protectors. Kinda like pocket protectors, but ….uh….domlier. #
@sherynb If they do you KNOW it is complete with jazz hands!!! in reply to sherynb #
@CASizemore Indeed. And not necessarily something you wanna be advertising! in reply to CASizemore #
@im_jon It's not something I've seen / met folks RT who do that. Generally, "Protection" status falls to a dominant or head of a Family. in reply to Im_Jon #
@sherynb I think the Mel Brooks imagery is totally explicable! in reply to sherynb #
@TGStoneButch Watch out for that "bill of goo" dude! *lol* in reply to TGStoneButch #
@Im_Jon No, that's not a status I've seen often. In the gay male community, sometimes. But most siblings I've seen are in Family context. in reply to Im_Jon #
@Im_Jon Hence my statement I wish to research it. in reply to Im_Jon #
@abostick59 That would be a badasstastic way to enter a dungeon! in reply to abostick59 #
@im_jon Yes, but "they just do" doesn't satisfy my brain-nomminess on the topic in reply to Im_Jon #
Amusingly, @abostick59, my current plan has me between Chicago and NYC on March 14th. Which city will see me sucking cock and serving steak? #
@Im_Jon It wasn't initially a question. It was a statement of me not getting it. in reply to Im_Jon #
@Im_Jon My question will be addressed to the person in question, as respectfully as possible, as I am curious at to how one manages it. in reply to Im_Jon #
I'm seeing several different stories on the Tiger Woods thing. He was in serious condition but then was released from hospital the next day? #
Pondering issues of emotional masochism, and whether or not that type of "play" is something one CAN do "safely." #
@cidermaker I had far more than 1k but yes, they've done a rather substantial purge. in reply to cidermaker #
@sherynb OK, that makes more sense. An odd, odd story, nonetheless. in reply to sherynb #
@Im_Jon That makes sense. I wonder if he'll tell where he was bolting off to in the middle of the night…and crashing twice! in reply to Im_Jon #
@sherynb That is my initial wobble pointy. I THINK I mean "minimizing risk of emotional harm." in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb i.e. are you questioning your actual self-worth after the scene? Is your self-esteem taking hits from the emotional pain? in reply to sherynb #
@cidermaker I thought the same thing…sort a label to keep 'em I guess their servers were getting smoky! in reply to cidermaker #
@sherynb I was thinking that or he was stomping off to "cool his head" in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb And if it hurts enough to play with, how is it "therapeutic" rather than "negative reinforcement?" in reply to sherynb #
Other people seem to enter your life today for the express pur… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
@Im_Jon hm…. "WOODS HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF MICHAEL JACKSON" sounds good to me…. in reply to Im_Jon #
Oh, delicious teeny Clementines, your taste so sweet and nom so fine, how I love to devour you, 9 or more at a time…. #
**snaps fingers** #
@sherynb *nodding* I think deliberately evoking emotional reactions is a harder read to suss and heal from both sides of the play. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Yep! That is true. And part of what I wonder is: how can you tell the difference when a part of your psyche is ill….and lies? in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb And even though I am super "live and let live" that is one of the types of play that really makes me wanna shake 'em cross-eyed. in reply to sherynb #
@idiotandroid I am, and not even using the sucker! in reply to idiotandroid #
@lady66674 I'll wind up like Black Beauty when he ate those green apples in the orchard…..*sigh* in reply to lady66674 #
@sherynb The vast majority of tops and dominants I know who play that way have a *very* Dark Empathy, if that males any sense. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Hot, but very dangerous for me. Often tempted to throw myself on that sword. in reply to sherynb #
@idiotandroid already DMed!! in reply to idiotandroid #
@lady66674 I don't need to be singing "Ring of Fire" neither!! in reply to lady66674 #
@sherynb I suppose that is why I'm still amongst the living, mamacita! *laughs* in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Ooo, l like that. Look at you being all poetical and shit in the middle of the night. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Maybe not but this leaves far more room for the brain to snakevine its way into the framework of an idea and do some growing. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb I get that, girl. Some of my needs are very fucked up & upsetting to most and rough even for some really fucked up sadists. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Respecting the people as well as that energy is a flaming-chainsaw juggle. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb But can't that "helpless victim/ruthless monster" paradigm be vital to that type of exchange? in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb ^5 BDSM Essence of Emeril style…. "BAM! Kick it up a notch!!" in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Yep yep. Makes sense. And I think part of my thinking is that you might not KNOW until it is far too late that you were unseated. in reply to sherynb #
Oh shit…hitting the last of my Odwalla Pumpkin Soy Protein Shakes. My stash…it is gone…noooo.. #
@sherynb I do trust it, actually. I think that is what my excessive pre-processing is a manifestation of: my Higher Power doing his thing. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb I feel I've been given Permission to walk a new path, even though I'm cranky about it, I'm nosy enough to have no choice but yes. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb I'm at a point where I feel like I need a new Breaking Point in order to reset a badly healed break. And the repercussions are ____ in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb But now that I've looked this in the eye, I can't steer away from the certainty. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb this type of deliberate pushing of self-esteem boundary has to be mostly the responsibility of the "injured" party & support system in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb If I play with my ACTUAL sense of self-worth, the POINT would be to pull MYSELF back from that brink and … in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb …somehow trust the top to be there at the end of the haul. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Dammit…yet ANOTHER book to write. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb And, as we ALL ultimately REALLY are doing tat anyway, it peels away the artifice of "aftercare" and leaves the starkness. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb *squee* Righteously indignant asskicking FTMFW. W3rd. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Bet! (Well, if it isn't in conflict with me having to be @ IML! I'm Con-bounce-Girl this year.) in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Which class is you doing? in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb much love. you fucking rock. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Oh oh, wonderful wonderful. I will do ALL I can to be there. or make yo uteach me it later. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb that sounds so great. Andtimely. in reply to sherynb #
@coyotetoo Pfft. Soundproof schmoundproof. in reply to coyotetoo #
@coyotetoo where might i find @SilverDayDreams' article? in reply to coyotetoo #
@debaucheddiva *nodding* Ayup. The "considering" thing has history in the Gay Men's Leather community, but I am hazier on the protectionism. in reply to debaucheddiva #
@the1miss_luna Which is why I wanna get testimony on it. Seeing it more,thx to FL, wondering if the presence of label generates the position in reply to the1miss_luna #
@debaucheddiva LOL! AFAIK, people place *themselves* into that unique relationship status voluntarily. Like being engaged, d/s dating, etc. in reply to debaucheddiva #
@debaucheddiva I don't *believe* people sidle up and slap that shit on you from behind! :-d in reply to debaucheddiva #
@coyotetoo Merci! in reply to coyotetoo #
@idiotandroid I stopped clicking blindly on linx w/o any deets unless they are directed to me in reply to some shit *I* posted. in reply to idiotandroid #
@idiotandroid was warned off of it after a few peeps got some really bad bugs from mockup sites, data scrapers and all manner of fuckeries in reply to idiotandroid #
audioBoo: Lee Harrington Booday http://boo.fm/b79349 #
A double-dip on The Perverted Negress today: wisdom from @sherynb and well-wishes for @PassionAndSoul! http://mollena.com #
@PassionAndSoul Hippo Birdie Two Ewes! http://www.mollena.com/2009/11/happy-birthday-lee/ #
@Coy_Pink Horrid. What evil chimeric demonspawn •IS• that?!?! in reply to Coy_Pink #
I'm not giving myself sufficient permissions to embrace my own miracles. This must change. #
There is so much in my life today that would have seemed a pipe-dream a year ago…I have to honor my longings, but let them go. #
That which I feel I need but don't have is on order. I trust that it will ship to me when the time is right. Even if the waiting aches. #
@TGStoneButch Rad! That's gonna be one hell of a show! in reply to TGStoneButch #
@xiomberg That is so sweet of you to say! Thank you! in reply to xiomberg #
@wendyrama I'm hashing out the parameters in my head. I think I mean with a reasonable expectation that no •damage• is done. in reply to wendyrama #
RT @caisa My wishlist for #StockholmPride 2010: @katebornstein @BillieMyers @urbantantrika and @Mollena (From Your Mouth to Ganesha's ears!) #
@caisa let's hit her up too! All Goddesses love Lord G…he lost his head to protect his Mom. Which is rad. in reply to caisa #
@naylandblake Oh no that I do not like! in reply to naylandblake #
@morgasmo I generally agree, but am giving a pass since the Jews are getting the party strted on the 13th this year in reply to morgasmo #
@Mia I explained this to one of my managers. He said it wasn't the threat of terminators that bothered him,it was faulty analytics. Typical. in reply to Mia #
@SiaLikeWhoa Well, shit. That's lame and, frankly, rude as fuck. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
RT @wilhelminawang RT @britisshameless: Ask Amy To Rape Victim: "You Were A Victim Of Your Awful Judgment" http://jezebel.com/5414393/ #
EXCELLENT planning meeting about @MsSFLeather2009 stuff with my friend T. So blessed to have peeps what gots my back. #
Now to get spiffy and drag my ass to Berkeley. Yes, Berkeley. Shutup. #
If you download apps I highly recommend the "WorldTour" which makes your wallpaper refreshed cam stills from all over the world! Penguins! #
Addicted to the "WorldTour" cam in Antartica focused on nesting penguins. So relieved that pesky iceberg drifted away! #WorldTourPenguins #
@Im_Jon Well…it mostly seems to be located not in San Francisco, for starters…except for that Protectorate in the Haight… in reply to Im_Jon #
@vicious_kind Clowns? In Berkeley? Mooooo! I'm actually going to LaVal's subterranean theater. in reply to vicious_kind #
http://www.martingrund.de/pinguine/ here's a link for the online cam penguine for those without a Googlephone or iCrack. #
Shame on you, shitty magazine, for trying to humiliate a woman with a luscious budy and calling her ugly. Fail. http://yfrog.com/4exudj #
@funkybrownchick I Love "Hey Bulldog" and "Starting Over" (Lennon) and all of Yellow Submarine (Beatles) #
@AliceSinAerie Scored by those who probably eschew secondary developmental characterisics in general. Fail. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@ammre @AliceSinAerie I literally double took. I thought "+". Both of these bodies seem healthy." But the judgement…ugh. in reply to ammre #
I don't quite get it but the word "Frisco" buggles me a nibble. #
Hey parents! You may be immune to the smell of your kid's shit but I'm not. For the love of Ganesha, don't diaper-change on a crowded train! #
@_RoseWhite_ ….hm. Considering this town's history, I •guess• that's appropriate! in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
@AliceSinAerie I can't wait til I'm rich and famous. They can photograph my fat ass laughing all the way to the bank. I'll start my own mag. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@AliceSinAerie "Mo Better Buttahh" in reply to AliceSinAerie #
I can hear the actor's pre-show warmup. It makes me miss the #Drip crew and our sporadic, chaotic warm-ups. #
@avaamnesia •snerkle• in reply to avaamnesia #
@avaamnesia something something briarpatch, etc…. in reply to avaamnesia #
Chatty wide-eyed dude next to me wants to know all about my phone…yay…… #
Holy shit. Just saw Large Animal Games @ Impact. What a surprising and touching and funny piece. Amazing! #
And the lovely Marissa was in attendance tonight too…both of us so delighted with #ImpactTheater's work! #
Hey @FunkyBrownChick…the musician on the BART platformm must be following you in Twitter. He's playing "Get Back" right now… #
@sherynb No it does NOT friggin' sleep….and this alert sober clarity only makes it perquier. I accept the blame and await punishment. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb so…uh…what's the punishment….? in reply to sherynb #
Homie walking up the stairs on @SFBART: "Aw man. These stairs be givin' me gas!" #
And if you are kinky, or have ever felt like a feak, you HAVE to see "Large Animal Games" @ Impact. I had teary eyed teariness. W3rd. #
And just in case Mel Hillman wasn't badass enough, her husband, Jon? TIE fighter pilot. Yup. http://yfrog.com/4echcmj #
Kudos again to the cast of #LargeAnimalGames. Y'all were tighter on stage than vole's asshole. A joy to behold. (Well, not the vole part…) #
OK, ending the fangirl squee. I just loves me some •GOOD• theater! #
RT @mauikink thinking of doing a home exchange-anyone done this before? thinking we'll trade with a kinkster,cause of the crosses,cages&such #
@avaamnesia @sherynb oh like I would GO to where the sadists are in person and deliber– uh…..hm. in reply to avaamnesia #
@abostick59 I will tell teh next person I hear referring to SF as "Frisck" that they are risking arteriosclerosis and heart failure. Win. in reply to abostick59 #
I hate reading too much into shit but. Um. Are these #Twilight vampires suddenly…uh…swarthier? Ethnicer? http://yfrog.com/33lqnj #
OK, @leighj @scarletsletter so they are lycanthropes? Is it me or DO they look more…well, less white? #
I feel like someone's baffled Aunt, @MamaGaea. So they are Native American and then the nonwhiteness I grokked is accurate. #
Now, tell me the #NewMoon werewolves aren't "evil." *crosses arms and taps foot* #
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THE NATIVE AMERICAN WEREWOLVES IN #NEW MOON ARE "EVIL"?!?!?!? #
@aphalloides @sashapixlee @quotidianlight **SQUEAK** #
@aphalloides No one did. I was trying to figure out why they look all sexily malevolent /nonwhite. I fear someone had gone the "evil" route. in reply to aphalloides #
Grr. Now I have to go read about this shit. Making me crazy… #IWasntInANewsBlackoutForNoReasonFolks #
@aphalloides Are we supposed to root FOR the sparkly lameass vamps? in reply to aphalloides #
Seriously, @aphalloides Sorry, WHO would fuck a *vampire* over a *werewolf!??* #
And by "over" I mean in "preference" not "directly on top of," which might be hot. #
@deviantouch YeahI don't think I knew / remembered the author was a Mormon…. in reply to deviantouch #
OK, good. I will step down my keyboard ire. #
No, @deviantouch I absolutely haven't even laid a finger on the books. I learned my lesson withThe Potter Fiasco. #
OK, @aphalloides which team is the werewolf-backing team? #
@deviantouch New fetish! Vampire Sammitching! in reply to deviantouch #
@MamaGaea Twas the end of the last book. I was terribly let down by the whole "settling down to a 'normal' life is what its all about" thing in reply to MamaGaea #
OK. I'm-a be #TeamJacobByProxy and NOT get involved, man. *whew* #
@vster88 OMG dude don't get me stahted! in reply to vster88 #
Oh America…what was that about post-racialism? http://bit.ly/5oDFs6 Kids participate in "Kick-A-Jew" day. #
@mamagaea You'd hope someone would get it…but fans and sheeple will see it, nonetheless. in reply to MamaGaea #
@aphalloides Don't tease me. in reply to aphalloides #
Hell yeah, @sherynb werewolves = tasty. I'd hit that so hard it would take the True King of the Britons to pull me out. #
@aphalloides OK THAT sounds promising….hm. in reply to aphalloides #
@mamagaea I have no objection torsonic hotness. in reply to MamaGaea #
OMG *howling* new Snacks and Shit…. asdfghjkl….roffling…. http://www.snacksandshit.com/ #
@missbhavens Laughing so hard it hurts http://mollena.tumblr.com/post/261792910/miss-b-i-had-no-idea-your-dad-was-such-a-militant #
Dammit. Fuck you KISS FM remix for reminding me I kinda liked "Borderline." #
http://tinyurl.com/yhopz52Aw yeah…this bitch licks ass…and loves it! #
@firefaunx SOMEWHERE I had a book of werewolf pr0n. jeez. Forgot all about it! And here, the ultimate earwormer: http://tinyurl.com/4zjnn2 in reply to firefaunx #
@whipartist Easy there, Frank. in reply to whipartist #
@firefaunx Hey bet you don't have "Borderline" in there anymore, do ya? <eg> in reply to firefaunx #
@MamaGaea I smushed it against the "Aw" right after it, I just saw now. Dang! in reply to MamaGaea #
http://mollena.tumblr.com/post/261800155/the-only-sfw-photo-of-a-bitch-licking-ass-and OK, bitch licking ass again, Untiny. Enjoy! #
@firefaunx That makes me sad to think about it. I won't make it worse by sending you this link. http://bit.ly/JowWm that would be fucked up. in reply to firefaunx #

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Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-11-29

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 12:00 am

@_RoseWhite_ I will personally buy the doggie bowl of milkshake if @boytshikl has to eat it wearing a cone of shame!! in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
@sroxy your mouth *IS* right. in reply to sroxy #
@cunningminx Photos or it didn't happen. in reply to cunningminx #
I get snappy and bitey when I see people capping on, undermining or otherwise fucking with my friends and/or those I admire. Grr, bitches!! #
@sherynb It if making me frusty because I have to be extra nice and superdiplomatic…when what I really want to do is use swear words. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb After 10+ years doing Customer Service for BigAssBanks, I am an Adept at that very thing *rubs hands together gleefully* in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb However I use that power for good instead of ebilz now in reply to sherynb #
I don't know what to say about a device called the chocolate touch. Is Tay Zonday involved in the marketing??? #
I sigh over beautiful slave collars like most women sigh over wedding dresses. #MomentsYouNeverThoughtYouWouldSee #
A prayer to Ganesha: Please let me see my next Soberversary, which also is National Steak and a Blowjob Day. How cool is that? #
Bemused at the profile of someone describing themselves as having been "around in the scene for a long while" and lists their age as 18. #
Grr. Feel I'm being blown off again. Might be hideyhole time when it comes to being open to new possibilities. I hate the smack on the nose. #
@CASizemore From a PURELY legal standpoint, the claim is dubious. From a numeric standpoint, even STRETCHING definitions, it don't add up. in reply to CASizemore #
Also this "Under protection" listing on #FetLife is making me a cranky old bat.How on earth does one have FIVE dominants "protecting" them?? #
I get the "extended Leather Family" thing, but I'm going to have to do more research to see what people mean by this "Protection" thing. #
Or maybe I should recruit Leather Protectors. Kinda like pocket protectors, but ….uh….domlier. #
@sherynb If they do you KNOW it is complete with jazz hands!!! in reply to sherynb #
@CASizemore Indeed. And not necessarily something you wanna be advertising! in reply to CASizemore #
@im_jon It's not something I've seen / met folks RT who do that. Generally, "Protection" status falls to a dominant or head of a Family. in reply to Im_Jon #
@sherynb I think the Mel Brooks imagery is totally explicable! in reply to sherynb #
@TGStoneButch Watch out for that "bill of goo" dude! *lol* in reply to TGStoneButch #
@Im_Jon No, that's not a status I've seen often. In the gay male community, sometimes. But most siblings I've seen are in Family context. in reply to Im_Jon #
@Im_Jon Hence my statement I wish to research it. in reply to Im_Jon #
@abostick59 That would be a badasstastic way to enter a dungeon! in reply to abostick59 #
@im_jon Yes, but "they just do" doesn't satisfy my brain-nomminess on the topic in reply to Im_Jon #
Amusingly, @abostick59, my current plan has me between Chicago and NYC on March 14th. Which city will see me sucking cock and serving steak? #
@Im_Jon It wasn't initially a question. It was a statement of me not getting it. in reply to Im_Jon #
@Im_Jon My question will be addressed to the person in question, as respectfully as possible, as I am curious at to how one manages it. in reply to Im_Jon #
I'm seeing several different stories on the Tiger Woods thing. He was in serious condition but then was released from hospital the next day? #
Pondering issues of emotional masochism, and whether or not that type of "play" is something one CAN do "safely." #
@cidermaker I had far more than 1k but yes, they've done a rather substantial purge. in reply to cidermaker #
@sherynb OK, that makes more sense. An odd, odd story, nonetheless. in reply to sherynb #
@Im_Jon That makes sense. I wonder if he'll tell where he was bolting off to in the middle of the night…and crashing twice! in reply to Im_Jon #
@sherynb That is my initial wobble pointy. I THINK I mean "minimizing risk of emotional harm." in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb i.e. are you questioning your actual self-worth after the scene? Is your self-esteem taking hits from the emotional pain? in reply to sherynb #
@cidermaker I thought the same thing…sort a label to keep 'em I guess their servers were getting smoky! in reply to cidermaker #
@sherynb I was thinking that or he was stomping off to "cool his head" in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb And if it hurts enough to play with, how is it "therapeutic" rather than "negative reinforcement?" in reply to sherynb #
Other people seem to enter your life today for the express pur… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
@Im_Jon hm…. "WOODS HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF MICHAEL JACKSON" sounds good to me…. in reply to Im_Jon #
Oh, delicious teeny Clementines, your taste so sweet and nom so fine, how I love to devour you, 9 or more at a time…. #
**snaps fingers** #
@sherynb *nodding* I think deliberately evoking emotional reactions is a harder read to suss and heal from both sides of the play. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Yep! That is true. And part of what I wonder is: how can you tell the difference when a part of your psyche is ill….and lies? in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb And even though I am super "live and let live" that is one of the types of play that really makes me wanna shake 'em cross-eyed. in reply to sherynb #
@idiotandroid I am, and not even using the sucker! in reply to idiotandroid #
@lady66674 I'll wind up like Black Beauty when he ate those green apples in the orchard…..*sigh* in reply to lady66674 #
@sherynb The vast majority of tops and dominants I know who play that way have a *very* Dark Empathy, if that males any sense. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Hot, but very dangerous for me. Often tempted to throw myself on that sword. in reply to sherynb #
@idiotandroid already DMed!! in reply to idiotandroid #
@lady66674 I don't need to be singing "Ring of Fire" neither!! in reply to lady66674 #
@sherynb I suppose that is why I'm still amongst the living, mamacita! *laughs* in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Ooo, l like that. Look at you being all poetical and shit in the middle of the night. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Maybe not but this leaves far more room for the brain to snakevine its way into the framework of an idea and do some growing. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb I get that, girl. Some of my needs are very fucked up & upsetting to most and rough even for some really fucked up sadists. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Respecting the people as well as that energy is a flaming-chainsaw juggle. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb But can't that "helpless victim/ruthless monster" paradigm be vital to that type of exchange? in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb ^5 BDSM Essence of Emeril style…. "BAM! Kick it up a notch!!" in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Yep yep. Makes sense. And I think part of my thinking is that you might not KNOW until it is far too late that you were unseated. in reply to sherynb #
Oh shit…hitting the last of my Odwalla Pumpkin Soy Protein Shakes. My stash…it is gone…noooo.. #
@sherynb I do trust it, actually. I think that is what my excessive pre-processing is a manifestation of: my Higher Power doing his thing. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb I feel I've been given Permission to walk a new path, even though I'm cranky about it, I'm nosy enough to have no choice but yes. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb I'm at a point where I feel like I need a new Breaking Point in order to reset a badly healed break. And the repercussions are ____ in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb But now that I've looked this in the eye, I can't steer away from the certainty. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb this type of deliberate pushing of self-esteem boundary has to be mostly the responsibility of the "injured" party & support system in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb If I play with my ACTUAL sense of self-worth, the POINT would be to pull MYSELF back from that brink and … in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb …somehow trust the top to be there at the end of the haul. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Dammit…yet ANOTHER book to write. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb And, as we ALL ultimately REALLY are doing tat anyway, it peels away the artifice of "aftercare" and leaves the starkness. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb *squee* Righteously indignant asskicking FTMFW. W3rd. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Bet! (Well, if it isn't in conflict with me having to be @ IML! I'm Con-bounce-Girl this year.) in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Which class is you doing? in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb much love. you fucking rock. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb Oh oh, wonderful wonderful. I will do ALL I can to be there. or make yo uteach me it later. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb that sounds so great. Andtimely. in reply to sherynb #
@coyotetoo Pfft. Soundproof schmoundproof. in reply to coyotetoo #
@coyotetoo where might i find @SilverDayDreams' article? in reply to coyotetoo #
@debaucheddiva *nodding* Ayup. The "considering" thing has history in the Gay Men's Leather community, but I am hazier on the protectionism. in reply to debaucheddiva #
@the1miss_luna Which is why I wanna get testimony on it. Seeing it more,thx to FL, wondering if the presence of label generates the position in reply to the1miss_luna #
@debaucheddiva LOL! AFAIK, people place *themselves* into that unique relationship status voluntarily. Like being engaged, d/s dating, etc. in reply to debaucheddiva #
@debaucheddiva I don't *believe* people sidle up and slap that shit on you from behind! :-d in reply to debaucheddiva #
@coyotetoo Merci! in reply to coyotetoo #
@idiotandroid I stopped clicking blindly on linx w/o any deets unless they are directed to me in reply to some shit *I* posted. in reply to idiotandroid #
@idiotandroid was warned off of it after a few peeps got some really bad bugs from mockup sites, data scrapers and all manner of fuckeries in reply to idiotandroid #
audioBoo: Lee Harrington Booday http://boo.fm/b79349 #
A double-dip on The Perverted Negress today: wisdom from @sherynb and well-wishes for @PassionAndSoul! http://mollena.com #
@PassionAndSoul Hippo Birdie Two Ewes! http://www.mollena.com/2009/11/happy-birthday-lee/ #
@Coy_Pink Horrid. What evil chimeric demonspawn •IS• that?!?! in reply to Coy_Pink #
I'm not giving myself sufficient permissions to embrace my own miracles. This must change. #
There is so much in my life today that would have seemed a pipe-dream a year ago…I have to honor my longings, but let them go. #
That which I feel I need but don't have is on order. I trust that it will ship to me when the time is right. Even if the waiting aches. #
@TGStoneButch Rad! That's gonna be one hell of a show! in reply to TGStoneButch #
@xiomberg That is so sweet of you to say! Thank you! in reply to xiomberg #
@wendyrama I'm hashing out the parameters in my head. I think I mean with a reasonable expectation that no •damage• is done. in reply to wendyrama #
RT @caisa My wishlist for #StockholmPride 2010: @katebornstein @BillieMyers @urbantantrika and @Mollena (From Your Mouth to Ganesha's ears!) #
@caisa let's hit her up too! All Goddesses love Lord G…he lost his head to protect his Mom. Which is rad. in reply to caisa #
@naylandblake Oh no that I do not like! in reply to naylandblake #
@morgasmo I generally agree, but am giving a pass since the Jews are getting the party strted on the 13th this year in reply to morgasmo #
@Mia I explained this to one of my managers. He said it wasn't the threat of terminators that bothered him,it was faulty analytics. Typical. in reply to Mia #
@SiaLikeWhoa Well, shit. That's lame and, frankly, rude as fuck. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
RT @wilhelminawang RT @britisshameless: Ask Amy To Rape Victim: "You Were A Victim Of Your Awful Judgment" http://jezebel.com/5414393/ #
EXCELLENT planning meeting about @MsSFLeather2009 stuff with my friend T. So blessed to have peeps what gots my back. #
Now to get spiffy and drag my ass to Berkeley. Yes, Berkeley. Shutup. #
If you download apps I highly recommend the "WorldTour" which makes your wallpaper refreshed cam stills from all over the world! Penguins! #
Addicted to the "WorldTour" cam in Antartica focused on nesting penguins. So relieved that pesky iceberg drifted away! #WorldTourPenguins #
@Im_Jon Well…it mostly seems to be located not in San Francisco, for starters…except for that Protectorate in the Haight… in reply to Im_Jon #
@vicious_kind Clowns? In Berkeley? Mooooo! I'm actually going to LaVal's subterranean theater. in reply to vicious_kind #
http://www.martingrund.de/pinguine/ here's a link for the online cam penguine for those without a Googlephone or iCrack. #
Shame on you, shitty magazine, for trying to humiliate a woman with a luscious budy and calling her ugly. Fail. http://yfrog.com/4exudj #
@funkybrownchick I Love "Hey Bulldog" and "Starting Over" (Lennon) and all of Yellow Submarine (Beatles) #
@AliceSinAerie Scored by those who probably eschew secondary developmental characterisics in general. Fail. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@ammre @AliceSinAerie I literally double took. I thought "+". Both of these bodies seem healthy." But the judgement…ugh. in reply to ammre #
I don't quite get it but the word "Frisco" buggles me a nibble. #
Hey parents! You may be immune to the smell of your kid's shit but I'm not. For the love of Ganesha, don't diaper-change on a crowded train! #
@_RoseWhite_ ….hm. Considering this town's history, I •guess• that's appropriate! in reply to _RoseWhite_ #
@AliceSinAerie I can't wait til I'm rich and famous. They can photograph my fat ass laughing all the way to the bank. I'll start my own mag. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@AliceSinAerie "Mo Better Buttahh" in reply to AliceSinAerie #
I can hear the actor's pre-show warmup. It makes me miss the #Drip crew and our sporadic, chaotic warm-ups. #
@avaamnesia •snerkle• in reply to avaamnesia #
@avaamnesia something something briarpatch, etc…. in reply to avaamnesia #
Chatty wide-eyed dude next to me wants to know all about my phone…yay…… #
Holy shit. Just saw Large Animal Games @ Impact. What a surprising and touching and funny piece. Amazing! #
And the lovely Marissa was in attendance tonight too…both of us so delighted with #ImpactTheater's work! #
Hey @FunkyBrownChick…the musician on the BART platformm must be following you in Twitter. He's playing "Get Back" right now… #
@sherynb No it does NOT friggin' sleep….and this alert sober clarity only makes it perquier. I accept the blame and await punishment. in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb so…uh…what's the punishment….? in reply to sherynb #
Homie walking up the stairs on @SFBART: "Aw man. These stairs be givin' me gas!" #
And if you are kinky, or have ever felt like a feak, you HAVE to see "Large Animal Games" @ Impact. I had teary eyed teariness. W3rd. #
And just in case Mel Hillman wasn't badass enough, her husband, Jon? TIE fighter pilot. Yup. http://yfrog.com/4echcmj #
Kudos again to the cast of #LargeAnimalGames. Y'all were tighter on stage than vole's asshole. A joy to behold. (Well, not the vole part…) #
OK, ending the fangirl squee. I just loves me some •GOOD• theater! #
RT @mauikink thinking of doing a home exchange-anyone done this before? thinking we'll trade with a kinkster,cause of the crosses,cages&such #
@avaamnesia @sherynb oh like I would GO to where the sadists are in person and deliber– uh…..hm. in reply to avaamnesia #
@abostick59 I will tell teh next person I hear referring to SF as "Frisck" that they are risking arteriosclerosis and heart failure. Win. in reply to abostick59 #
I hate reading too much into shit but. Um. Are these #Twilight vampires suddenly…uh…swarthier? Ethnicer? http://yfrog.com/33lqnj #
OK, @leighj @scarletsletter so they are lycanthropes? Is it me or DO they look more…well, less white? #
I feel like someone's baffled Aunt, @MamaGaea. So they are Native American and then the nonwhiteness I grokked is accurate. #
Now, tell me the #NewMoon werewolves aren't "evil." *crosses arms and taps foot* #
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THE NATIVE AMERICAN WEREWOLVES IN #NEW MOON ARE "EVIL"?!?!?!? #
@aphalloides @sashapixlee @quotidianlight **SQUEAK** #
@aphalloides No one did. I was trying to figure out why they look all sexily malevolent /nonwhite. I fear someone had gone the "evil" route. in reply to aphalloides #
Grr. Now I have to go read about this shit. Making me crazy… #IWasntInANewsBlackoutForNoReasonFolks #
@aphalloides Are we supposed to root FOR the sparkly lameass vamps? in reply to aphalloides #
Seriously, @aphalloides Sorry, WHO would fuck a *vampire* over a *werewolf!??* #
And by "over" I mean in "preference" not "directly on top of," which might be hot. #
@deviantouch YeahI don't think I knew / remembered the author was a Mormon…. in reply to deviantouch #
OK, good. I will step down my keyboard ire. #
No, @deviantouch I absolutely haven't even laid a finger on the books. I learned my lesson withThe Potter Fiasco. #
OK, @aphalloides which team is the werewolf-backing team? #
@deviantouch New fetish! Vampire Sammitching! in reply to deviantouch #
@MamaGaea Twas the end of the last book. I was terribly let down by the whole "settling down to a 'normal' life is what its all about" thing in reply to MamaGaea #
OK. I'm-a be #TeamJacobByProxy and NOT get involved, man. *whew* #
@vster88 OMG dude don't get me stahted! in reply to vster88 #
Oh America…what was that about post-racialism? http://bit.ly/5oDFs6 Kids participate in "Kick-A-Jew" day. #
@mamagaea You'd hope someone would get it…but fans and sheeple will see it, nonetheless. in reply to MamaGaea #
@aphalloides Don't tease me. in reply to aphalloides #
Hell yeah, @sherynb werewolves = tasty. I'd hit that so hard it would take the True King of the Britons to pull me out. #
@aphalloides OK THAT sounds promising….hm. in reply to aphalloides #
@mamagaea I have no objection torsonic hotness. in reply to MamaGaea #
OMG *howling* new Snacks and Shit…. asdfghjkl….roffling…. http://www.snacksandshit.com/ #
@missbhavens Laughing so hard it hurts http://mollena.tumblr.com/post/261792910/miss-b-i-had-no-idea-your-dad-was-such-a-militant #
Dammit. Fuck you KISS FM remix for reminding me I kinda liked "Borderline." #
http://tinyurl.com/yhopz52Aw yeah…this bitch licks ass…and loves it! #
@firefaunx SOMEWHERE I had a book of werewolf pr0n. jeez. Forgot all about it! And here, the ultimate earwormer: http://tinyurl.com/4zjnn2 in reply to firefaunx #
@whipartist Easy there, Frank. in reply to whipartist #
@firefaunx Hey bet you don't have "Borderline" in there anymore, do ya? <eg> in reply to firefaunx #
@MamaGaea I smushed it against the "Aw" right after it, I just saw now. Dang! in reply to MamaGaea #
http://mollena.tumblr.com/post/261800155/the-only-sfw-photo-of-a-bitch-licking-ass-and OK, bitch licking ass again, Untiny. Enjoy! #
@firefaunx That makes me sad to think about it. I won't make it worse by sending you this link. http://bit.ly/JowWm that would be fucked up. in reply to firefaunx #

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November 28, 2009

Tillykke med fødselsdagen, Lee!

Filed under: AudioBoo,Real-Honest-To-Ganesha-True-Shit. — mollena @ 7:41 am

Since I can’t wish kick ass educator, author, and fellow Titleholder Lee Harrington a Happy Birthday in person today, here is my audio card!

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“A Single Gal’s Manifesto” by Sheryn B.

Filed under: Advice,BDSM,Personal.,Processing,Rants.,Real-Honest-To-Ganesha-True-Shit.,Shibaricon,education — mollena @ 4:49 am

A woman I greatly admire and who I recognized as being one of those soul-family people when we first met recently wrote a blog post on FetLife. It kind of is the zenith to my recent post’s nadir-gazing miasma, and I’ve obtained her permission to repost it here.

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Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-11-28

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 12:00 am

OK tweets! In the next 5 minutes, post me a question & I"ll do a quick & dirty "Late Night BS With Mo" AudioBoo! 12:50AM is the cutoff! #
@Weebeasty Oo, good one. Yours will be question numero uno! in reply to Weebeasty #
@Weebeasty This is gonna be supershort at this rate….yo have any other questions you wanna add before my shit winds up being 12 seconds?? in reply to Weebeasty #
@kahlana69 Sure…I gotta hit the potty anyhoo;-) fire away! in reply to kahlana69 #
@Weebeasty OK its uploading Yay! in reply to Weebeasty #
audioBoo: Late Nite Ramboo http://boo.fm/b79137 #
@Weebeasty You'd better start bracing yourself. Did I mention the crust is made of crumbs of ginger snaps & Scottish shortbread cookies…? in reply to Weebeasty #
@Weebeasty argh! the recording cuts off. dammit. now I have to change the text…. in reply to Weebeasty #
Damn it is so quiet….I can hear the foghorns. Unusual. That's mostly a Sunday night sound. #
You are eager to set your responsibilities aside today and hav… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
http://bit.ly/68Oa85 Please join me in SF at Mr. S & Madame S Leather TONIGHT for a Sale, Party & Fundraiser! (Please RT) #
@debaucheddiva Thankee for the hot RT action! in reply to debaucheddiva #
@debaucheddiva LoL my ass should have been asleep LONG ago! Got caught up in a logjam of correspondence! in reply to debaucheddiva #
@mauikink Thanks for the Re-Tweetin' love! in reply to mauikink #
RT @LushLtd: Raffle Time!! ReTweet this message before 5pm GMT to be entered in our Friday draw and win some goodies #
@sexisfuncoochie And thank YOU for asking in reply to sexisfuncoochie #
@AliceSinAerie I'm so not a fan of weepy romantic comedies…I might brave this one though. Maybe. Possibly. Harrumph. in reply to AliceSinAerie #
@abiolatv Does it then answer the fucking question and hook a sister up?!? #RhetoricWillNotGetMeLaid in reply to abiolatv #
@Ropecast •must•resist•urge•to•snark• in reply to Ropecast #
@Ropecast Oh great! So, the second I turn my back I get trashtalked in a bloody ropecast? I see how you are, Gray… *lowerliptremble* in reply to Ropecast #
I want like…FIVE of those rough influence sausages…damn http://bit.ly/5bW8hC #
@abiolatv Oh shit! OK, OK, blame the victim…now I have to switch gears and NOT pine after the "Bad" ones ??? Ugh… in reply to abiolatv #
This sign is going up next time I do a scene. Thank you , engrish.com! http://bit.ly/5Mrb1E #
@Ropecast Well, Ok. Just so long as their's a desk-pounding rant in there somewhere. in reply to Ropecast #
@Ropecast and can you call me a bitch and threaten horrible acts of violence too, while you are yelling? kthxba. *sits patiently* in reply to Ropecast #
@tj …is that some sort of prurient euphemism? Or are you just eating cold turkey and day old stuffing? in reply to tj #
@MinaMeow Goes to show you don't never be trusting no online translation service!!! in reply to MinaMeow #
@Im_Jon Nonono. Redredred. Anything that involves saliva leaving a body and not being directly applied to a body part is strictly regulated in reply to Im_Jon #
@kahlana69 @pornobobbie @MistressDidi @mystic23 @lerrnst Thank you for the #FollowFriday lovin'-from-the-oven! in reply to kahlana69 #
@morgasmo I hereby grant you karma protection for that "oversight." in reply to morgasmo #
@sarahdopp I am troubled no one told the brother his elbows are kinda ashy… in reply to sarahdopp #
@mystic23 Maybe because he was calling everyone a ho and it didn't fly too well with Santa or feminists…? in reply to mystic23 #
Wow, @heidianderson … hentai bathtime play…. well done ,kids. Well done. #
@heidianderson that's anime… hentai is sexy sex tyme 'toon pr0n, often including many-tentacled / penised monsters and demons in reply to heidianderson #
@_Qtip_ that's hardly lame, homes. You revel in that shit. in reply to _Qtip_ #
@heidianderson …I hope you haven't mixed this up and torqued your sons for life…O, I can't like. I kinda hope you have… in reply to heidianderson #
@_Qtip_ Being permitted to be at the feet of someone I trust or to whom I feel submissive is excruciatingly rare for me, and so precious. in reply to _Qtip_ #
@_Qtip_ I'm vicariously warm & fuzzy!! Yay you! in reply to _Qtip_ #
@phillyeboni Um. Stop that. Very few tops are actually thoughtful enough to do "Pity Scenes." in reply to phillyeboni #
@phillyeboni ANy time, mademoiselle. in reply to phillyeboni #
@heidianderson Damn. I was so excited to contribute to their therapy fund, too. in reply to heidianderson #
@heidianderson Holy crap! Really!! AFTER she was dead?? **puts on serial killer origin story thinking cap** in reply to heidianderson #
@heidianderson *dead* Holy awesome, batman! in reply to heidianderson #
What the fuck happened to all of my DMs?!?! TWITTER HAS DELETED 3/4ths OF THEM. Wow, dudes. Fail #
Sing it with me now… how much is that 7-foot-tall-pastel-gorilla in the window http://yfrog.com/33orjj Magilla's got nuttin on him #
@SisterMable I do but combing through 'em is more annoying than just scrollin', baby, scrollin'… in reply to SisterMable #
OK seems it wasn't just me…thanks for making me feel less paranoid and shit, tweeps! #
Drunk boozy breath in my face= instant roiling nausea. So glad I'm getting off of the bus…. @WickedGrounds, here I come. #
@SisterMable •pinch• But what if I don't know what I'm looking for, biotech! in reply to SisterMable #
@bigolpoofter ah well…I guess it has to go sometime… in reply to bigolpoofter #
@sashapixlee retroactively cockblocked by Twitter. Fail, man. Fail. in reply to sashapixlee #
Are you in SF and looking for someplace to hang? Come to Mr S / Madame S @ 385 8th Street! Donate $20 get unlimited beer & 10% off! #
OH @ Mr.S: "I have to use the restroom. Where…" "Oh no, honey, we have a piss slave for that." #
RT @boytshikl: My twitterstalking of @Mollena has spilled into actual stalking. (yay! My stalker is *adorable*) #
@darkgracie Life is *grand* when one travels in the right circles in reply to darkgracie #
Had deeeelicious crepes cooked up by a sullen Frenchman and now am curled up in teh bed. @Bextopia & @royrapoport, y'all made my night! #
@vicious_kind it made my heart smile in reply to vicious_kind #
@deviantouch Not I. Meh. in reply to deviantouch #
@boytshikl Would that make it more comfy for you? Gosh, I've never negotiated a stalking. Shit. in reply to boytshikl #
@deviantouch I am more likely to watch 4 hours of news clips, random bullshit and videos of people getting smacked in the balls. in reply to deviantouch #

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November 27, 2009

The REAL Black Friday!

Filed under: Real-Honest-To-Ganesha-True-Shit. — mollena @ 4:24 am

Yeah, forget about all that pushing shoving camping out and shit.

You know where the REAL deals are to be had?

Mr. S and Madam S, that’s where!

Come and join me and the crew of Mr. S and Madame S for a reception and fundraiser TONIGHT!

The party is from 7:00 PM ~ 10:00 PM, there will be beer for those who partake, and plenty of super hot sales, and the proceeds benefit two charities that are close to my heart: STOP AIDS and Crowded Fire Theater Company!

Swing by, say hi, make a donation, and check out the hotties that are SURE to be in da house!

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The Negress Natters: Late-Night BS Edition.

Filed under: Real-Honest-To-Ganesha-True-Shit. — mollena @ 2:50 am

Late night and I wanna do some yammering, so I asked who was up late night and wanted ta ask me something. Few people aren’t in overstuffed coma mode, but @weebeasty asked me some stuff…now, something went fucked in the recording and part of it wasn’t captured. But I’m disinclined to re-record it. Suffice to say, the second question she asked me was about that which makes me laugh, even after having seen it a bazillion times.

So I’ve put some reference material below…. (more…)

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Mo’s Twitter Natterings: 2009-11-27

Filed under: Twitter — mollena @ 12:00 am

@JulianWolf I •think• your February date is #DarkOdysseyWinterFire, homie not summer camp… #
@JulianWolf I'm stoked you're going! Bring PJs. in reply to JulianWolf #
You aren't in the mood to beat around the bush today; if you h… More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=3 #
@outlawdiva OK THAT is funny •lol• in reply to outlawdiva #
Be sure to beat your meat! Happy T-Day from The Perverted Negress http://www.mollena.com/2009/11/submission-is-delicious-with-gravy-and-stuffing/ #
Catching upon some correspondence…soon on to the shower and out to take myself for a bistrotastic holiday dinner #
SO quiet in the hood right now…I can hear the electrical transformers. (OK, yeah, I often hear them 'cause I got dog hearing, but still.) #
@mhoobler And you too, miss happy feet lady! in reply to mhoobler #
@sherynb I could be persuaded in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb I am the same way…I'll fuck shit up in the kitchen,but not for myself, you know? in reply to sherynb #
@mhoobler @thepixiepop Low-key this year…I'm taking me to dinner in a little bit. A lovely place in the Mission I've not tried before #
@thepixiepop doubletime FTW, baby! Makes it worthwhile, no doubt in reply to thepixiepop #
@sherynb I hope not the basting part *shiver* in reply to sherynb #
@sherynb thanksgiving dinner as edgeplay….I love it. in reply to sherynb #
@LeJazzHOT http://twitpic.com/qufu7 – Just when I thought "Nah, I don't neeeeeed to go back and see it again…." you make it soooo tempting #
@LeJazzHOT Bet…and if so, I'm there in reply to LeJazzHOT #
@funkybrownchick is you trippin'?!?! Sweet potato, girl!! in reply to funkybrownchick #
Dining at Garçon and already madly crushing on the Maitresse'D and bartender. Insanely beautiful people. Zoiks. #
Impatient with a recalcitrant salt shaker I pulled off the stopper, poured from the bottom. Now have a fistful of salt hiding on bread plate #
@adamandeve a break-up….email?? •wince• I hope he is breaking up with…say…his hairdresser and not a partner via email! in reply to adamandeve #
@drkchocolatnoir •DEaD• in reply to drkchocolatnoir #
@chrisbrogan More work! ;-D in reply to chrisbrogan #
#IAmThankful that I am healthy today, I am sober today, I was good to myself today. #
@pornobobbie Chocolate….flan….CAKE!?! Can a bitch get tha recipe??? in reply to pornobobbie #
@pornobobbie Dammit!!! *pouts* in reply to pornobobbie #
@theresa247 I think it is for FaceBook and therefore far less interesting than any of your options! in reply to theresa247 #
@joqatana I think more of Pinocchio than bondage. in reply to joqatana #
@sxychikadee ((big hugs)) I an deeply honored, and grateful to be able to give something back. You are a trouper and a brave, brave lady. in reply to sxychikadee #
Love that my t-day wishes included SMS messages from old and new friends, my family, Leatherfolk, and a picture of a penis. #
@JoQatana Sure. But bondage is, in general, a sexualized term, and I don't see the bondage of parental control being sexualized. in reply to joqatana #
@katebornstein Have I missed pix of the new ink. Mama? in reply to katebornstein #
RT @mauikink: Get FREE Shipping on orders over $25.00 http://bit.ly/8nj8ac (I HEARTILY endorse these folks) #
@joqatana I'm not sure where the condemnation comes in, but I *do* often eroticise my bondage play, whether or nor overt sex is involved. in reply to joqatana #
@naylandblake That sounds delightful! in reply to naylandblake #
@katebornstein Holycowwow!! I love them! I love the effect in the one on your hand…awesome work in reply to katebornstein #
@joqatana Unfortunate. People will read into what they see, what they will. And it is deeply unfortunate what wasn't a big deal was made one in reply to joqatana #
RT @missbhavens: When we come to dinner, you can expect 1 thing from my husband: a napkin penis. (special gift for Mo!) http://bit.ly/5DxRET #
@JoQatana People who eroticise kids have the potential to see pretty much anything with children involved as such. Part of their pathology. in reply to joqatana #
@naylandblake It is quiet…relaxed, took myself to dinner Goofing off on the internets… in reply to naylandblake #
@katebornstein Time to sic the housebeasts on him!! in reply to katebornstein #
@naylandblake I agree I'm in NJ (briefly) over NYE for an event in Parsippany but unsure if I'll be in The City. HOWEVER, in March… in reply to naylandblake #
@naylandblake ….in March I will be in The City for a good 10 days. Working from out NY office, and presenting Time must be made! in reply to naylandblake #
@queershoulder Shut. The. Fuck. UP. I am so jealous. I LOVE zabaglione! in reply to queershoulder #
Today's #5SecondFilms made me weep blasphemous tears http://bit.ly/7wg9Ek #
@urbantantrika sleep well! in reply to urbantantrika #
I wish I didn't snerk every time I see an advert for "The Nutcracker.' :-\ #
@SiaLikeWhoa What the hell for I fer it is just an excuse to display violence against women as oK because she gets "revenge." Ugh…. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
*double take* @mauikink @badbadgirlx What th– are you in the same place or are you really both coincidentally watching "Love, Actually??" #
@MsSamber Ah, traveling Russian dance troupes…the stuff of myth, legend, and not an insubstantial amount of vodka… in reply to MsSamber #
@cassmck It is, clearly, in the Zeitgeist!! in reply to cassmck #
@theresa247 Not only do I picture it, I relish it. #YesIAmASubmissiveWhyDoYouAsk in reply to theresa247 #
Holy crap. This is too creepy. @genuinerisk80 is ALSO watching 'Love, Actually." I might have to watch that shit one of these days. #
We can't cancel Black Friday, @PhilipClark if we play the Race card, we get even deeper discounts http://tinyurl.com/yhz4glf #
@sherynb If it involves genitals, I can be SURE an inordinate percentage of peeps are going there at any given time *lol* in reply to sherynb #
@cassmck *anxiously* But is there kissing???? I can't hack movies with kissing and "love" and "romance" in reply to cassmck #
I make an exception on my anti "love" movies stance for "Shawn of the Dead" and "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind." #
@cassmck OK, I won't shelve the idea. As much as I love real life love and romance, movie versions often choke me with bile. in reply to cassmck #
@ammre I have NOT seen "Amalie" which I have heard is also awesome in reply to ammre #
@wendyrama seems to be 37 seconds…. in reply to wendyrama #
http://bit.ly/8NLqFt thanks, #Glamour for the article on unskinny models. Not so much? 2 sidebar articles on weight loss. #
@SiaLikeWhoa I'd never even heard of it until just now in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@SiaLikeWhoa I saw it JUST after a really painful breakup. It was timely in a way that was disturbing. Took over a rear to watch it again. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@boytshikl **sssh** I won't tell a soul in reply to boytshikl #
@boytshikl I have it but I don't really know how to use it yet :-\ in reply to boytshikl #
(via @lauralovesart) my ignorance of Ukraine's history limits my appreciation, this clip= amazing http://tinyurl.com/yflmr33 #
@SiaLikeWhoa That's kinda the point of the movie, actually! Now that i think on it, my breakups have been painful but not tempestuous. in reply to SiaLikeWhoa #
@mamagaea Another flick about which I've heard good stuff in reply to MamaGaea #

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November 26, 2009

Submission is delicious. With gravy. And stuffing…

Filed under: Videos — mollena @ 1:32 am

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