It is time for the Best of the Bay series! Each year the San Francisco Bay Guardian prints a “Best of the Bay” issue and a few years back, my solo show “69Stories, one Pervert’s tale” was running and I was voted “Best Solo Performer” that year. It was pretty neat!

There are a lot of famous sexpeople here in the Bay Area, and I may not stand much of a chance but if we all put our minds and keyboards and mouses to it, maybe a little Black girl from the Johnson Projects will be on step closer to her dream of being in Internationally Known Executive Pervert!

Please go to the BEST OF THE BAY READERS POLL and vote, dammit! Early and often!

While you are on the way to vote for meeeeeeee, please take a moment to plug in a few friends!

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#3 ~ BEST THEATER COMPANY ~ Crowded Fire http://crowdedfire.org <– KICKS ASS

# 36 ~ BEST BURLESQUE ACT ~ SPARKLY DEVIL www.sparklydevil.com <– RULES

#40 ~ BEST OPEN MIC ~ QUEER OPEN MIC http://queeropenmic.com/ <<- FULL OF WIN

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#20 ~ BEST SEX WRITER ~ “Mollena Williams http://mollena.com”

…also on Page 5, why not plug in Good Vibrations for BEST SEX-EDUCATION RESOURCE (#19)?

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#11 ~ BEST STREEET FAIR ~ Folsom Street Fair (Duh!) http://folsomstreetfair.org/

If I win, I promise to video my performing the kinky versions of “Crazy” by Patsy Cline and “My Favorite things” from The Sound of Music previously only seen in “69Stories” or by those lucky enough (???) to see me yowling onstage at Kinkfest 2009!