Mollena Williams

December 31, 2008

Great Moments In Douchebaggery.

Filed under: douchebaggery,Real-Honest-To-Ganesha-True-Shit. — Mollena Williams @ 12:27 am

OK, this is, verbatim, from a profile on some…um. Let’s just say, a Kinky Dating Site.

 

O RLY??!?!

O RLY?!?!

About Me:
I AM VERY AGERESIVE AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY OR ELSE YOUR ASS IS MINE FOR THE SPANKING!!!!!

My Ideal Person:
I WANT A WOMAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO SATISFY A MAN. AND LOVES ANAL SEX AND I MEAN REALY LOVES ANALSEX.

 

 

I dunno…how much DO I love ANALSEX?

 

Do I REALY love it?

 

It is time…time for some personal reflection.

 

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4 Comments »

  1. Um? Haha.

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    Comment by Beautiful Dreamer — December 31, 2008 @ 1:42 am

  2. No, I think the question should be is that, does anal sex love you? ;-)

    Reply

    Comment by Stone — December 31, 2008 @ 11:50 am

  3. I wish I had enough people interested in me that I could dismiss them out-of-hand for bad spelling and grammar.

    Reply

    Comment by Sumbody — January 2, 2009 @ 11:54 am

  4. Oh, wow…

    I dunno what to say to that one.

    Reply

    Comment by Luvologist — January 4, 2009 @ 2:02 am

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