OK, this is, verbatim, from a profile on some…um. Let’s just say, a Kinky Dating Site.

O RLY?!?!
About Me:
I AM VERY AGERESIVE AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY OR ELSE YOUR ASS IS MINE FOR THE SPANKING!!!!!
My Ideal Person:
I WANT A WOMAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO SATISFY A MAN. AND LOVES ANAL SEX AND I MEAN REALY LOVES ANALSEX.
I dunno…how much DO I love ANALSEX?
Do I REALY love it?
It is time…time for some personal reflection.
These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
Featured Posts
Whether it is a picture of a woman with a corndog in her vagina or a shipment of mass-produced pornography that winds up on your desk, when you work on adult-oriented websites your day rarely has the word “boring” attached to it. My buddy Sparkly Devil has had a particular toy lurking around her cubicle [...]
These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
Go deeper... →
I am fortunate. I am lucky to have “Grown up” in one of the more vibrant and open cities when it comes to alternative lifestyles. As a magnet for all manner of freaks, San Francisco is one of the crossroads: all of the “Big Name Fancy Perverts” come on through. My favourite part of getting [...]
These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
Go deeper... →
Dark moods are not unknown to me. Though I have many fewer now than I did even a year ago, and by orders of magnitude fewer today than I did when I a still actively drinking myself to death. the (up?down?)side to this is that today, I am committed to turning my heart to face these moods [...]
These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
Go deeper... →
Um? Haha.
Reply
Comment by Beautiful Dreamer — December 31, 2008 @ 1:42 am
No, I think the question should be is that, does anal sex love you?
Reply
Comment by Stone — December 31, 2008 @ 11:50 am
I wish I had enough people interested in me that I could dismiss them out-of-hand for bad spelling and grammar.
Reply
Comment by Sumbody — January 2, 2009 @ 11:54 am
Oh, wow…
I dunno what to say to that one.
Reply
Comment by Luvologist — January 4, 2009 @ 2:02 am